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Let's be a 1990s home movie, filmed at a Malibu beach house (à la Roddy McDowall home movies).

All of the biggest stars from the 1990s and before are present. --

I'll be Goldie and Kurt arriving with two large cases of beer.

by Anonymousreply 11March 9, 2019 9:28 PM

I'll be Diane Keaton in a very large hat, in the corner having a quiet conversation with a 20 something Neil Patrick Harris.

by Anonymousreply 1March 9, 2019 4:49 PM

I'll be Jennifer Anniston, on a Nokia cellphone

by Anonymousreply 2March 9, 2019 5:01 PM

Let’s not and say we did.

by Anonymousreply 3March 9, 2019 5:31 PM

We're Bruce and Demi. We're holding court with the guys, who love us. One group is checking out Demi's new titties.

The other group is talking about looking at the outline of Bruce's weiner which he kindly shows off by wearing tight sweatpants and no shorts as he extols the virtues of a teen pop group Backstreet Boys that he just loves. I mean that Scout and Rue just love.

by Anonymousreply 4March 9, 2019 5:33 PM

I'll be Penny Marshall and Carrie Fisher arriving... together. We won't be staying long. We're just on our way into town for the Lakers game.

by Anonymousreply 5March 9, 2019 5:44 PM

I'm Lori Petty!

This will be my one and only party.

by Anonymousreply 6March 9, 2019 5:46 PM

I'm Winona Ryder, and I'm already intoxicated when I arrive.

Bridget Fonda says I look like Blossom after a particularly rough gangbang. She's such a jealous twat, that Bridget.

I just laugh and chainsmoke Marlboro Red after Marlboro Red before passing out in the poolside cabana.

by Anonymousreply 7March 9, 2019 6:04 PM

I'm Bill Pullman, inoffensive and ubiquitous film presence...

Until now! I am sooooo leading man after this comedy with Sandy Bullock! Ker-ching!

Who the hell invited Lori Petty? Is she working catering?

by Anonymousreply 8March 9, 2019 6:09 PM

Lori came with Rosie. Who knows? Rosie brought hot dogs and Alicia Silverstone refuses to be seated near them.

by Anonymousreply 9March 9, 2019 9:11 PM

I'm Rachael Leigh Cook. They better not photograph me with Winona or I am outta here!

by Anonymousreply 10March 9, 2019 9:26 PM

We're Brad and Gwynnie, matching haircuts and all. Aren't we fabulous??!! Jealous?

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