Jon Hamm

Alcoholism.

He old.

Typecast as Don Draper

and

I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

Blew his wad. Not every TV actor can have a career of varied parts after they’ve become branded by one role. Almost none can. It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life. He is and will be a relic of the Obama era. Hope he saved!

Far less likable and universally appealing than previously thought. Substance abuser. Rage issues.

Kind of a douche.

He was good on both 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt. Tina Fey needs to create a comedy series for him.

I loved Mad Men, but I never thought he was a great actor. His character was extremely guarded and closed, so he never really had scenes that had a lot of range. And if you play what you know, the alcoholism of Don was not a stretch for him. It's kind of amazing when you compare his post MM career to Elizabeth Moss.

[quote] Blew his wad.

I wish.

Stumbling drunk

I thought he got sober.

[quote]It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life.

This is kind of a low blow, isn't it?

Wouldn’t put out?

Mrs. Garret had more range than Jon Hamm.

[quote] Stumbling drunk

That's the one.

I thought he was excellent in “Beruit” (2018).

He worked in the role of Don Draper because he came across as shallow and empty, almost entirely devoid of real feeling. Which absolutely worked for a story about a hollow man in a shallow profession, but that slick blankness doesn't work in many other roles, unless he wants to spend his career playing "Mr. Wrong" in romantic comedies.

Plus, his looks have faded to the point where other actors are getting the "Mr. Wrong" calls.

He should have got prison time for what he did as a frat boy. He's creepy.

R17 has morals.

He's worked pretty steadily, which isn't bad for someone his age who got their start in TV. His looks typecast him somewhat, unlike a Bryan Cranston, who can play a wider variety of roles.

Hasn’t he made a ton of money being the voice of Mercedes-Benz?

It’s not a hit tv show or movie, but most actors would kill for that gig.

He only has one thing going for him and it is not his face, body or talent.

He needed to have his heavy, pendulous balls milked down my throat, twice daily.

He's smart too!

He is very attractive and well received by the entertainment press. For his career to have stalled the way it has suggests that he has an unusually nasty personality, even by the standards of showbiz. The story from college is telling, yes people can change but not as drastically as we might want to believe.

I would rather see more of John Slattery

I only found him attractive as Don Draper otherwise his goofy facial expression and lack of upper lip are not attractive.

I don't think that he is nasty - I seem to remember hearing he's a lot of fun to work with, thus the 30 Rock and SNL roles. He is just is extremely limited as an actor, much like January Jones. I thought he was WAYYY overrated in MM.

The father from Eight Is Enough Dick Van Patten said once: You are only as successful as the show you're on.

He had one iconic role, which is more than 99% of actors get in their careers. He hit his professional ceiling so to speak. And, yeah, the alcoholism doesn't help.

I think he’s a good actor

DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

I never liked his face. Something yucky about him.

Maybe he's the one actor who will take his HBO millions and just retire. I would

He had a very brief but funny cameo in Bill Hader’s HBO show Barry. Barry (Bill Hader) has a fantasy sequence where he’s a famous actor living in a nice house and he’s friends with Jon Hamm, who stops by for a BBQ.

Michael Fassbender got his career.

His feature films have tanked for the most part.

R11, those shows were more successful by viewers in their their day than MadMen ever was in ours.

As others have said, he has limited range. He is not aging well either. He also doesn't seem to play the Hollywood game of keeping in shape. It was so disappointing to see him shirtless on MM - no shape, too soft.

He's had 35 credits after Mad Men. It's hard for actors with iconic roles to get the chance to play different types of parts. They're just very heavily associated with that character. Very few actors ever get a gig that good and even fewer get more than one. He was already in his mid/late 30s when he became famous. He was tied to a TV contract at that point so he could only do film roles that didn't conflict. He was in his 40s by the time Mad Men ended. Most movie leading men don't start that old. He's doing fine.

He was early mid-thirties when he got Mad Men and despite looking like Don Draper before that he wasn't considered star material, and HBO didn't think he was sexy. I think outside Mad Men he is still hard to cast and doesn't quite project what they need him to project. Most roles have something archtypical in them and Hamm really isn't an archtypical leading man in his qualities. For me he's most convincing as dad. And for all the notches on Don Draper's bed post, walls, carpets, cars, hotels, etc., he always projected a kind of idealized 1960s dad quality to me. There's not a lot of call for that in films//tv/theatre.

A couple of blind items from the Oscars and this month say he’s fallen off the wagon again. HAMMered, I think one said.

I think what he did best on Mad Men was crying/sobbing and also drinking. I think he was a wipeout in most of the romance/sex stuff even though the writers (Weiner?) were obsessed with showing Draper's sex life. He was really good as broken Don, crying Don, drunk Don, mean Don, intentional Don. But Don Draper just having a day was not that interesting. Most movies you are following the character, relating to him, and he engages you even before the big emotional beats arrive. Hamm is mostly good at the big emotional beats and not so much the every day-ness. And the erotic stuff - he is terrible. Although of course he's great at drunk, sloppy, disgusting, who the hell is this in my bed Don.

AND there's his face. i agree about the face. The mouth and chin - something there disrupts the handsomeness.

R41 I don't think he ever really went on the wagon - I suspect that was spin.

Also the frat stuff - not only was that brutal, and not only did he do what he did when he was a little too old to be doing it, there was something hard core mean/evil about it. And when he finally spoke about it, he did it all wrong. I don't know how aware the public is of all that but maybe it turned people in the industry off, even though of course most people in the industry are hypocrites.

Bad wig for the win.

Jon Hamm is one of those guys who just needs to be in a suit. I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm. We spent an entire session on that and I found out some fascinating things about myself.

As for his career, I think it is fine for what it is. He was never going to be a movie star. He probably needs to go back to TV, playing a patriarch in a primetime soap or something.

[quote] DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

It depends on if you're a casting director

I didn’t find him funny on 30 Rock or Kimmy Schmidt.

He's actually kind of pudgy, and kind of one-note as an actor.

Sucks. Sociopath.

He fucked flat assed actress Kristen Wiig. That is an unforgivable sin in Hollywood. January Jones wanted to fuck him.She is much hotter. She is s vapid cunt but Hollywood loves beautiful over funny.

R43 You are probably right about the spin.

^^ @R50, and Hollywood Producer Tina Fey, "allegedly" -

R47, me neither. Tina Fey really needs to get over him. He's not her B team Alec Baldwin.

Speaking of which, Baldwin is overrated as an actor but when he and Hamm were on the second live SNL, with Baldwin doing the same parts as Hamm - Baldwin on the one that aired on the East Coast and Hamm on the west, Baldwin was just better and funnier. Particularly in the skit about a woman reporter trying to report on NASA to two chauvinistic male anchors. Hamm was one note, Baldwin was much better.

It's Hamm o'time.

Move over, Joey Lawrence...

Shame on you people! I can't believe no one has suggested he do porn?!

Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

[quote]I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm.

I always suspected this was the kind of thing people talk about in therapy.

J-Hamm

He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

then why haven't we seen the real anaconda?

He couldn't exactly get a perfect 2010 body while he was working on Mad Men, since he was supposed to be a 1960s business guy, so he could never be considered for the Marvel-type roles (although I thought he looked good shirtless on MM). I find him very good in the few movie roles I've seen, like Baby Driver. And, Mad Men was AMC, not HBO. We might have gotten a decent ass shot on HBO.

He has an evil soul and dead eyes.

[quote]Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

R56, are you talking about Charles Dera? Minus the tats and 'stache, there is a resemblance

It's always the same question. In truth, most big time tv actors don't make it past that defining role. Some do of course, but most head into oblivion. Personally, the frat story turned me off and how he treated on his long time girlfriend.

I haven't read through the thread, but didn't he have some fucked up childhood or something happened with his mother? I know "Don Draper" had mommy issues, but doesn't Hamm have them as well?

Too lazy to google.

What's the frat story again? Please. Don't want to Google.

Agree, r61. Thought I read somewhere that the MM cast were instructed to not look like they worked out, had to have bodies looking authentic for the era.

R65/R66I think his mother died when he was really young. Lived with his dad after that.

The hazing:

Hamm, according to the pledge, Mark Allen Sanders, became angry when he was unable to recite a list of details he was supposed to memorize about the fraternity members. He then set Sanders’s jeans on fire, pushed his face into the dirt and hit him with a paddle, the AP said, citing documents.

Hamm participated in the hazing “till the very end,” Sanders said. Sanders added that he needed medical care and eventually withdrew from the school.

Last year, Hamm was in an episode of UK’s Travel Man with Richard Ayoade.

Each episode, Ayoade takes a weekend mini-break/vacation to somewhere in easy flying distance from the UK with another celebrity - and they see and do lotsa quirky shit and have a good time. Love the show!

Hamm was his big international (American!) celebrity guest for a weekend in Hong Kong (which isn’t exactly a quick and easy commute from the UK - but it was Christmas and meant to be a special episode).

Anyway - Hamm was great! I fell for the guy in a big way. He was smart and funny - self deprecating and self aware - goofy and silly as well at genuinely witty and charming. And still ridiculously handsome. You get the idea they genuinely had a ball.

And he keeps getting gigs in UK stuff - the AbFab movie - Black Mirror - etc. I can’t see anyone there still wanting to work with him if he’s hard going. It’s a smaller industry and word gets around pretty quickly...

We’re all lovin’ us some Hamm!

Too much was written about his appendage (See: Valderrama, Jobless Wilmer).

Thanks, r68.

Before Mad Men, Hamm was a regular on an old not very interesting cop show called The Division. I only watched a couple of episodes but I do recall Hamm's acting was terrible. Quite unappealing, not someone you would look at and ever think he could become a Don Draper.

Plus he seemed like such a schmuck. Seeing his appearances since, the schmuck seems like just who he is.

Travel Man is a great show. Lens has been on it too.

Would a "leaked" cock pic help or hurt his career?

He's so hot. And he stopped drinking. He'll be okay.

We wish to orally service John both front-al and rear-al!

I don't think he's a bad actor, but he doesn't pop on the big screen. Don Draper was the perfect role for him, but he's not really movie star material. Neither is Brian Cranston. George Clooney was the exception, not the rule.

Elisabeth Moss is the only one whose career has continued on an upward trajectory. It's not a coincidence that she was the youngest principle.

He’s attractive, but I’ve always gotten a creepy vibe from him— even way before the frat stuff came out.

R77, oh DEAR!

I wonder if all the brouhaha over his big ol' pendulous pecker has turned people off hiring him.

I love you R57

What R7 and R25 said

George Clooney made the transition from iconic tv role to movie star and they both share that same somewhat closed off, wooden quality. But JH lacks Clooney's charisma.

Clooney has his 'down home Kentucky boy' side that people find endearing. Hamm comes off like a elitist city dude. Not as likable to the masses.

He has a huge cock so he doesn't need you bitches' approval.

An elitist city dude from St. Louis, MO. When Hal Holbrook finally kicks the bucket, Hamm can take over the "Mark Twain Tonight" franchise.

He did have a fucked up childhood. His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father. That's a LOT of trauma to endure before the age of 10. So, yes, no surprise that he has anger issues and would go on to develop a drinking problem. If those problems did not develop, something else almost surely would.

He's handsome. He's hung. He's a very good actor when cast appropriately, which is the same requirement for every actor. I wish him nothing but success. I hope he will find it in a series of films that require of him a lot of nudity.

R80, the way he has managed to make sure everyone is aware of its existence by eschewing underwear...

Who wouldn't eschew Jon Hamm's underwear? I would esniff them and eslick them, too.

This is such a weird thread. No, he's not a movie star, but the idea that his career is stalled somehow just doesn't apply. He's been working steadily in films and television ever since the show ended.

Jon Hamm needs to do a Bringing Up Baby-esque comedy with Peter Bogdanovich. They could resurrect each other's career.

Imagine how much better La La Landwould have been with Jon Hamm in the role incapably filled by Ryan Gosling.

[quote] His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father.

Who then died when he was 18 or something.

I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

He needs to go after Liam Neeson-esque action movie roles.

Just FYI, he has a TERRIBLE body. Flabby as fuck. Zero muscle tone. He showed it off, unfortunately, on SNL more than once.

Who is his agent? I bet his representation shares the blame. Jon Hamm was very funny on 30 Rock-- to be honest that's the only thing I've seen him on. He should do more comedy.

Two words: gay porn

I would love to be the tailor who measures Hamm's inseam.

[quote]What's your guess?

Reluctance to share the Hamm.

Bryan Cranston has ended up the same way. I know he's had a few big roles in some recent movies but he'll always be Walter White. Is the whole Hammaconda moniker a thing because of that Photoshopped photo of him walking down the street? Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

I heard he was a bit of a pig, and he hogged all the good lines.

[quote] Who then died when he was 18 or something.

His father did (when Hamm was 20), R92.

That's very young to be absolutely on your own. Very. Of course it has happened countless times throughout history, but it terms of understanding him, none of that matters.

Now that he got that awful Romanoffs out of his system, Matthew Weiner needs to create a new series for Hamm. They worked magic together.

I love all you nothings going on about what a failure Hamm is. Look in the mirror, assholes.

Um--he's starred in movies since then. Worry about your own careers. LMFAO.

Bryan Cranston will always be the dad from Malcolm in the Middle to me.

Don Draper was JH’s big role, the role of a lifetime where his casting was just right and the show took off, and most actors don’t ever get one of those jobs. He has been able to translate that experience into some film roles and guest TV work. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.

And what big studio films would you expect him to be cast as the lead in? He was already mid forties when Mad Men ended. And you have to remember that Mad Men didn’t have a huge audience; it wasn’t like Clooney coming off of ER.

And he’s still doing supporting roles in studio films, leads in indies, and television work.

Hamm has the kind of body that looks much better clothed than naked. He's certainly not fat, he's certainly not flabby, he just has no muscle definition. So his garments drape quite nicely.

He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.

I agree that his body, although not defined, is perfectly nice & sexy. I've seen his shirtless photos. Nothing to scoff at whatsoever. But when you see a man as handsome as he is, with that big ol' peen, you just expect him to be an Adonis naked. But when the kit comes off you're like "oh no, not what I expected at all".

If the Downton Abbey movie is a success later this year, and I don't doubt it will be, look for a Mad Men movie. It would be mid 70's now and I can see despite all the protests Weiner was done with it, money will make this happen and Jon Hamm can bring back Don Draper and maybe get an Oscar nod. Word is out that Joanne Froghead is really Oscar bait for the DA movie.

For the same reason he was unknown before he got his big break in Mad Men: Hamm is a very LIMITED ACTOR

Mercedes commercials are a good gig for him now, and certainly pay the bills with very little effort. I don't see much success in another role, I mean big Mad Men success. He's not good enough an actor to graduate into character roles as he gets older. It looks like he's accepted that his career peaked with Don Draper.

Dadbod

[quote]Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

No. He tends to go commando and so it's more visible, but I've never seen a picture that suggests he's really hung.

Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

Mad Men: the movie is an interesting idea. Wiener would not know how to tell a story in two hours, though. Or we'd see Megan Teefs, the movie.

I think the only thing that will save his career is to go full-frontal like he did when he posed for this painting.

Something that people forget is that Mad Men was a "niche" big hit. It did well with upscale, urban audiences. I remember articles being written about Mad Men making so much money for AMC because the audience was affluent and that they could charge more for 30 second ads by more upscale companies than other shows because of the audience demographics. Or to break it down they were selling Ford Pintos on CBS and Mercedes $ Class on AMC during Mad Men.

I think what that translates to is that Mad Men wasn't the kind of show and didn't have the kind of actors who were going to get mass audiences into the theaters. So it would make sense that a film career would be limited for Jon Hamm.

[quote]Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

Personally, I do find him handsome - his most famous asset not being the most important drive of that.

However, the fact that he has NOT had any meaningful parts or greater success post-Mad Men argues against your positon that "Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy."

If he were universally acclaimed as such, he'd have a bigger career now. How else would you explain it?

[quote] I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

I agree. He could do comedy, but his attractiveness is distracting. I could never see him as a leading man or an action hero. He was made to play Don Draper and that's pretty much it.

He was perfect in Mad Man. I dare you to find a middle age man, workaholics and drunk with a insta-ho body, specially in the 60s

Every sister on this board dreams of being cornholed bareback by Jon!

He does a ton of indie films. I've seen him at Sundance for the last 2 years. He's actually very nice in person. We had a great conversation in Park City.

I suspect that many of the DL posters have hideous fat, flabby and pasty bodies and so are much more forgiving of a Jon Hamm body. I am serious. Most people don't look like movie stars.

He's always reminded me of the human version of American Dad....who I find so hot, even though he's a cartoon character. Jon Hamm has his exact personality and look.

[quote] We had a great conversation in Park City.

Hamm is a terrible name for an actor.

Looks pretty impressive to me. I can only imagine what it's like erect. He's definitely girthy, even flaccid.

R115:

Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is unknown.

Baby Driver was a big international hit. Moss is TV only. And an unapologetic Scientologist to boot so bye gurl.

What is the status of this case?

Hot. Seems to not take himself too seriously. Looks like he would be fun to hang out with.

Didn't know he's going to be in the new Top Gun movie.

[quote] He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.

MARY!

If Jon Hamm confronted you naked in real life most of you DL Bitches would be on your knees ready to take his jumbo hot dog-PRONTO!

In the photos it appears to be a semi, we would estimate hard it would be max a nicely thick average, which is 7 inches.

His cock is not that impressive. No fat, bull sized testicles, no huge width to the dick shape. A flaccid outline in pants. Meh.

Not impressed.

LOL, r57. That really does not seem like a conversation worth paying to have.

As for Hamm's career, I thought he was very good in Black Mirror, but for the most part, I think he works better and has more appeal in a period role. For whatever reason, when he plays someone contemporary, he tends to come across doofus-y and uninteresting.

I sucked the life force out of Hamm along with about 100 delicious heavy loads.

[quote]I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

My heart bleeds for him.

Interesting. Hamm was only making $20k per episode the first season of MAD MEN. It was AMC, after all.

By season 5, it was $250k an episode + cut of syndicatation $$$. And by that point, he was making far more as a voiceover performer.

I don’t think he’s ever going to have a major film career. Maybe he’ll head another TV series. But I don’t think he has to work again.

Big cock decaying stud Hamm will be fine in life, financially and sexually.

He's double digits

R132, that's why he isn't very successful.

Is Mad Men in syndication?

He couldn’t be making too much from that part of the deal.

He does the Mercedes commercials.

I would watch him in a rom com.

He’s kinda old for a rom com.

Do they still make rom coms?

R80, Hamm plays it up, big time. James Corden practically asked him to take it out and show it to the world on a recent appearance. Hamm was basking in Corden's and the audience's urging him to do so.

Don't worry, Hamm.

I can always get you a bit part in Season 3 of HANDMAID'S TALE.

"Is Mad Men in syndication?"

It's on DirecTV's "Audience" channel every night.

Because men who look like little boys are the in thing. I like a real man like Hamm....not spidertwinks. Grooming the public to be ok with pedophilia.

Now I think of it Netflix has Mad Men.

Womanly hips.

Not many working actors ever get a hit on the level of Mad Men or Breaking Bad, so Hamm and Cranston capitalized on those lightning in a bottle moments. But to say they have flopped since isn't true. They've returned to bring working actors.

Hamm would be great in Cary Grant type roles. Perhaps he'll become what Leslie Nielsen became later in life and just have fun with his persona. Although that's assuming Hamm keeps his looks. Otherwise everyone will see him and think "God, he used to be so handsome." If that's the case, he'd need a surprisingly good acting role.

He'd be a perfect Mortimer Brewster in a big screen remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace."

He was in Bridesmaid as well - played Kristen Wig’s cad of a boyfriend

Too bad he is american, he is almost perfect for James Bond

R157, after hearing about the frat hazing, I always think that the Bridesmaids role was closest to his real persona.

I wonder WHET to his ex?

I like the painting he posed for upthread. That is exactly what I think his cock looks like.

My vibe is that he is a SHOWER (and damn, a nice one) but not much of a grower.

You can just tell.

Some guys look really good in pants due to their body shape, and their dick is just more pronounced.

Some guys show nothing and are packing massive sizemeat.

I wonder if we will ever get to see Jon's meat in this lifetime.

He could do porn

I just saw the trailer for GOOD OMENS, the Neil Gaiman+Terry Pratchett satire-fantasy novel TV adaptation, and he’s in it. Looks like a sizeable role.

We know what you mean Miss r161. We used to service a magnificent thick 9 inch sizemeat who showed NOTHING in jeans - it was amazing.

It's best to leave something to the imagination

In interviews he's always come off as charming, funny as hell, and self-effacing.

Character actor trapped in the body of an aging romantic lead. Casting agents don't quite know what to do with him.

(IMHO)

[quote]He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

The best acting he's done is when he wears that cock-ring with no underwear and pretends he's got a big cock - like millions of other aging queens

Hilarious, r168. Keep all this bullshit coming--thoroughly enjoying it!

Wonder if he'd ever do a gay sex scene.

He got his big break late in life, and Mad Men sucked up all his remaining perfect looking years. But he's still working and he's still rich, where's the tragedy?

The tragedy is that he is not sitting on my face right now.

R172, Nor will he ever.

I think he's a better comedic actor than dramatic. He was hilarious during his appearances on "30 Rock" and "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". His showcase episode "Party Monster" was terrific. Even Sarah Silverman was surprised by him doing "Mad Man" because she just knew of him as this funny guy who hung around comedians at their poker nights.

He was very funny on a couple episodes of Web Therapy with Lisa Kudrow.

Surely he must have drunken texted a pic of his cock at least once to some prospective hookup.

So, why hasn't it been leaked yet?

R167 I agree

R176, I haver already called it. He is a great grower, but not a shower.

BUT, it looks PERFECTLY shaped. A perfectly shaped 6.5 inches -MAX-

Jon knows this. And he probably laughs at all of us obsessing over is mildy , barely above average weenis!

Lucille Ball got her BIG BREAK at 40 years old when I Love Lucy went on the air. Jon Hamm was 36 years old when MAD MEN went on the air.

You DL BITCHES wished MAD MEN had been on HBO and not AMC because then you would have seen Don Draper's COCK AND BALLS.

and ASS.

Made a big mistake not giving a shit about his body. Too many shots of him online and in the tabs looking out of shape and flabby. He needed to shape up and look good with his shirt off.

Smell you, R173!

Jon Hamm was last seen on Chaturbate.

He's worked steadily since MM, in some interesting roles.

Well, damn. Yesterday was his birthday.

Had I known I would have offered a blowie and everything.

His dick isn't a member of SAG.

A lot of TV actors work steadily after their show ends but those projects don’t have the big audience their hit had. They also don’t get to do the chat show rounds or get magazine covers to promote these roles so you get people saying WHET and I thought (s)he was dead.

Neinsagers. He's a shower and a grower. Hamm sports the fat long juicy schlong of your dreams.

Neinsagers! Yes! Whatever R189 said.

"You want me. I know it."

He does have fantastic teeth.

one of the most desired actors in town. he very picky...and a bit lazy....he prefer stay home and have girls line up to suk his salami.

I doubt he's that rich AMC are cheapos.

He makes hella more $ from escorting than from acting, charges a grande an hour. is booked up thru Halloween. shhhhh(rich Asian bitches eat him up

Are you saying he pays for hookers, R193? Sounds like it.

honey they pay him, uve see his face/body and cock???

oh please, he's not a whore. At his age and the way he drinks, no way that cock is working 100% or staying hard.

He did something awful in college and as handsome as he is, he does not deserve forgiveness.

one of the most popular Casanovas in town, he has his pick of any sugar mommy or daddi that he wants. one thrust of his ten inch cock down a CEO's throat, and he is in like flint, honey

Why hasn't he taken a stab at Broadway?

Broadway don't go for booze and donkey dick.

he will, is looking for the right piece.

he is a delightful person, and he don't give a shit what u think.

he is jon hamm

who is u?

None of the Mad Men actors have had another big hit since then.

R202, you could not be more wrong in that assertion.

Broadway will crawl in any gutter for either of those things.

he auditioned for a big comedy by a big writer , but was sposed to be in his undies for half the show

fuk!

We just watched "Beruit" on Amazon, in which he was the lead, along with Rosamund Pike. Good action/thriller and Hamm did a great job. (And looked as great as ever, I might add.)

Hamm is so damned photogenic that he would be wasted on Broadway. If he wants to do it, that's fine with me. But with that face, he should be in front of a camera five days a week. Preferably undressed. Of course.

Really, r204? Elizabeth Moss in The Handmaid's Tale?

He was ruined in Mad Men when he had sex with that homely cult member girl. I mean, who the hell would do that, even as acting?? I think that killed his career. I, however, would be happy to have him as my kept man ANY time!!!

Awww

R35, now there are two of the sexiest men alive. Not just handsome: sex!

He needs to do more comedy. Maybe redo some old Rock Hudson romantic comedies.

Like Ben Affleck, he has this wacky side he suppresses.

Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.

But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references. It is grounded in its time.

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I think he's good looking but lacks sex appeal. He has that "I like to smell my farts" vibe.

Never heard of that vibe.

r209 nobody watches the Handmaid's Tale except blue-haired unfuckable SJWs who identify as "queer."

He's handsome and looks like he's got a big cock, but he sure doesn't seem very interesting.

You're an idiot, R218.

Whatevs, r220.

Not only a huge cock, but I'll bet he's got a big pair of low-hanging balls that he likes to swing back and forth over your face.

[quote] Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references.

You mean like this?

Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me. But I wouldn't want to date him.

he brilliant on SNL.... the Halloween stuff breaks me up.

I gots dibs on his pussy hole!

i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties. i think thats why he did all these TV commercials.

He bought her an apartment on the UES when they split. God knows that costs a chunk of money.

yes, so after he bought the apartment and waste so much money he needed to fill out the bank account by doing embarrassing commercials.

Substance abuse issues. He a mess.

The more I hear about him, the less I like him...

I'm a fan. too bad about the vices...nobody's perfect, hope he gets the help he needs.

I don't want to keep him. I just want to have sweaty and ambitious sex with him frequently.

[quote] i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties.

I find it shocking that anyone would pay for pussy. But it happens all the time.

R234 My sister just bought her ex partner of 9 year an apartment so she can keep the house and had to buy out his share of her business, a childcare centre and divide a retirement fund. It’s not a gender thing anymore but usually men still earn more so more men have to pay out more often than women.

no, its not a gender thing. don't forget that he earn most of the money and she isn't a profitable actress, and he needs to supply for her the same living standard. he probebly need to pay her every month alimony

[quote] Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me

He's the kind of guy who would get a key to my place for that very purpose.

No r237 just let him kick in the door. That'll make it even hotter!

The guy that did have a key looked more like Roger Sterling than Don Draper....but man, I loved it when he'd show up.

He was more of a morning guy, which was even hotter.

Something about his cigarette breath turns me off.

They called Jon Hamm the next George Clooney - TV star who becomes a movie star

Why hasn't that happened?

Both women and men fight over him. he has that it factor....and a 11 inch cock.

he is fun, fuks good, treats a partner with dignity, and his star is ascending....he is rich in personality!

When he finally won the Emmy, he looked like a broken man. He had broken up with the longtime girlfriend, everyone knew he had a drink problem. I just saw a sad, broken, pitiful man on the stage and he lost a lost of hotness points. I agree he’s only ONS or dirty weekend material, as a partner he’d be too much hard work. He’s missing the confidence and charisma of a George Clooney. I think he could play more complex characters than George but you only find those in indies, not the mainstream movies you need to become A list.

He is fine, he sends his love

Jon Hamm is well-endowed; this is old news. The Internet likes to point out that Hamm is well-endowed; this is also old news. The new news is that Hamm is not as equally fascinated with his well-endowed status as the Internet is. In an interview with GQ Australia, he said, "It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me." In fact, prior to this interview, he was all for keeping his privates private: "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake," he told Rolling Stone in 2013. "Lay off."

The Internet did not lay off, and Hamm softened his stance on the issue. He also identified the silver lining of having the Internet openly discuss the personal matter of his penis. "By the way," he told GQ Australia, "as rumors go, not the worst." True. Very true.

What's all this shit about him having to buy his ex-girlfriend stuff or pay her alimony? They were never married, so unless they had some sort of written agreement, he doesn't owe her anything.

They were together for 18 years, which in California made them common-law spouses. They jointly owned property and investments together.

You cannot be with someone for years and in their case almost 20 years, then walk out and leave the other person high and dry. Alimony if you’re not married is called palimony. Be careful out there R246 or you will get screwed for the screwing you got. never open a joint account with a boyfriend and never co-sign on anything.

Reid Scott is the next George Cloooney, not Hamm.

So much misinformation. California does not recognize common-law marriages. PERIOD. There is no such thing in California. There is also no legal term called "palimony." It's a made-up word.

Palimony. As stated above, without a WRITTEN contract, there is no requirement for any kind of payment.

he owed her zero, but was still generous, he that kind of guy...

Jennifer Westfeldt didn't need any parting gifts from Hamm. She is a working actress and director.

Plus, she got to enjoy his massive cock for 18 years.

I doesn't agree. she needs his money as well. when they started dating she was much successful actress than he was. but things change, and she used to live in a very high level , and also she doesn't have a lot of projects- that actually makes money.

successful??? never heard of her. omg her genetically modified face.

No, she was! and it was relative to his unsuccessful career till Mad Men. now she isn't successful and she needs his money.....otherwise i dont think she will get along in NYC.

jon we love u, ur fun, cute and ur film/tv choices are alwys a blast....CONTINUED GOOD LUCK BB

Show us the goods, Jonny.

He's fun and hot. I like a man with vices. Nobody's perfect.

He can't sing. Not aging well at all. No thanks

Oh yes, Jon Hamm. I find the fact that his second toe is taller than his big toe to be disconcerting. Pass.

Alcoholic arrogant assholes don't do it for me. Don't care if he was on a hit t.v show 20 years ago.

jon is booked solid for a month in advance, often longer, to meet up with his cock ass and tits.

he not cheap, but my lord very worth the wait and money.

he kisses for xtra….

get him drunk, anything goes.

Who the fuck are you kidding with your holier-than-thou attitude, r262? And how do you know he's an alcoholic arrogant asshole? And "20 years ago"? Your bitterness and unfuckedness are showing. LMFAO!

How do I book 3 hours with him?

Who were his agents post Mad Men? They royally fucked up.

It's a shame he hasn't struck gold again, he's crazy talented. He was supposed to be Dean Martin in this SNL skit, it was changed at the last minute to James Mason. Hamm winged it and nailed it with no rehearsal.

Sorry not into guys that beat and torture college students. I will take Paul Rudd or Keanu Reeves over his sorry ass any day of the week. And most drunks can't get it up, so good luck with that. You can not tell me he doesn't drink. Look at his face. Please, girl

indeed, love him as james mason, brilliant.

And it's still prettier than yours, I'll bet, r268. Gurl please.

What had happened to his career? He keeps doing bombs.

With his being bitten-by-the bottled, coupled with the 'college' shit, he's too much of a risk.

He's over.

A month wait for his ass and tits. Lol.

Yet more posts about how Jon Hamm is over. LMFAO! Dream on, you silly cunts.

Mr. Hamm shouldn't you be at a bar by now.

I don't get it, look at his imdbpro page, he works lots

op must be an ex gal friend

He was pretty good in those h&r block commercials

I would rather not look at his page. Rather look at Robert Downey Jr or George Clooney.

Of course he works regularly. It's the unfucked queens here who pretend it's all over for him.

They should look in the mirror!

We believe you, Jon Hamm.

His next movie should be Rehab.

He's worked non-stop since Mad Men ended.

He’s hotter than George Clooney, I would pay to see his movies

Your the only one

I forgot about Tag. That was good

Maybe he can do Broadway plays.

Clooney is a better actor. Hamm has been busy doing shit movies and voice overs. Not going to happen for him.

Clooney is old as fuck, who wants to see him? Hamm can still star in a hit, he is younger. It’s not over for him. I saw him in the spy thriller about the Middle East, I enjoyed it. He does have a good voice

"Not going to happen for him."

Oh, my sides, r287!

He should do Broadway. That's what propelled Bryan Cranston when Breaking Bad ended. Now Cranston is on the verge of getting his second Tony.

50 is younger?

Glad Jon Hamm's agent is sticking up for him.

Right--who's your agent, r292?

Armie Hammer, step forward.

Armie is so handsome.

R291, younger than Clooney. Hamm is 48; Clooney is 58.

I think Jon Hamm is smart enough to know that he will always be Don Draper to most people. He's doing whatever work he wants that comes his way. His best chance for a second really big success will be when he's older and can be a character actor - which I think he's well suited for - without the Mad Men connection overshadowing the role.

Jon Hamm's problem is that he's a beautiful man, very masculine and a perfect example of the tall, dark and handsome archetype.

Unfortunately he lacks charisma and is not a talented enough actor to make up for it. This is probably why he never garnered much notice in his 20s, early 30s at the height of his beauty. He struck gold in Mad Men and maximized his looks and mediocre talent to their full potential.

He'll continue to do well with indy films, commercials and small films here and there, maybe even another popular tv show. But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

I agree. And he is losing his looks.

Sometimes actors can't get to that next level. It happens.

OMG, you ugly old queens are really too funny!

Sorry, not everyone adores Jon Hamm. It's okay. I love Christian Bale. Know alot of people don't like him. It's no big deal. We are not friends with them.

Thread is getting boring

This was pretty funny

[quote]But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

Clooney and Depp became movie stars in a different time. There really are no movie stars anymore.

Sad, but true.

R304, uh, Sure, Jan.

We will always have Brad,Keanu,Robert,and Bradley.

He just needs the right role, he has been in a lot of crap since Mad Men

He only got mad men because Thomas Jane turned it down.

It's true, r306.

Yeah, but he did get it, Blanche r309, he did get it--and he's been an Emmy-winning millionaire ever since.

LMFAO!!!

It's okay, Jon. Have another beer.

Tom Jane should have taken the part--what a fool. It sure beat "Hung"!

one of the most sought after leading men in town. women drool too work with him

not so with January jones men run fast.

tom jane so dam hot would luv to suk his cock

Leiv Shrieber is a leading man. John Hamm is too cutesy without the 1960’s persona.

I thought he was great in Baby Driver. I turned TAG off after 20 minutes...couldn’t get pass the stupid premise.

Fuck all you people. Jon Hamm is super hot and I would drain his balls any way he wanted them drained.

dam right. ide kiss on his lips, ide kiss his tits and tummy, ide suk the juices from his butt and suk his white crème from his fat hog.

He is an amazing man. I highly recommend...

His massive cock sucks the blood from his brain so he can't remember his lines, thus can't get hired.

He is a shitty actor and does shitty movies. Phoney kiss ass to other celebrities. Is Moody and has a nasty temper in real life. Alcoholic. Always looks hungover. That is why is he will never be a movie star. He will never get another Mad Men.

I just want him to sit on my face.

I think what he did in college, ruined his career. People don't except that kind of cruelty.

I think he is very attractive and I wish he would get more TV.

R267, you should get out of the house a little more often and expand your horizons.

He has never apologized for torturing and beating that guy in college. Gets really mad if you ask him about it. I don't care how good looking he is. He's damaged goods.

I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

we all fukd up in college'

give the hungest stud in town a break, k?

he works all the time, check his work page

at a grande per 30 min, the stud is makin a fukin fortune, his house is awesome too, shoots huge load into my throat for 25 bux xtra

r322=Jennifer Westfeldt

He. Set. A. Boy. On. Fire. In. College.

r332. Thinks. Periods. After. Every. Word. Makes. More. Of. A. Statement.

Clearly you understand what I was going after, r333. Thanks.

You're. Welcome. R334.

it was nothing, minor burns

He sets my mussy on fire.

say what u may, its the best grande i ever spend.

The claw hammer killed my crush.

my crush on his arse killed my ennui

You know he had a saggy older-guy ass, right? It's not a tan, muscular ass or anything...

BAN BAN

[quote] I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

He's on television. Sucking some well-placed influential dick is required.

Girls, let’s not lose focus on what is important.

He was probably drinking heavily in college, and if he's a mean drunk, that explains the frat story.

Jon Hamm...do better. Be better, y'all.

Looks like it would be a solid 9" hard.

I'd like to bone Hamm.

a more fun kool hot fukker u wont meet, last stahl on the nbc toilets 8th floor...

I saw him last night on SNL. I miss him, no matter what his problem is. He is a very talented man.

He would have been much better in LaLa Land.

I never miss a Hamm movie or tv thing

he alwys super fun and witty.

hamm is beloved by the snl cast crew and lorne's gang, he smart as fuk n funn

do him sling the meat to thems that wants IT?

(shhhhh, yes) but only the best whiskey and xxxx.

I think JH is way more handsome than GC. And certainly not as overtly smug.

i will tell you one thing DL HOMOS if Madmen had been on HBO instead of AMC we all would have seen Jon Draper's naked ass and his COCK AND BALLS.

HBO was pitched Mad Men, but turned it down. Whoever those HBO executives were, I'm sure they were fired for letting that one go.

no shit, they could have had his awesome ass on a platter.

I fell in love with him from the first episode

tho I found January jones disgusting and untalented. sorry casting.

Hbo is NOT afraid of showing men FULL FRONTAL naked. Not that we DL HOMOS care but Hbo also would have shown Joan's HUGE TITS.

He's a mean drunk. And his movies suck. Arrogant ass.

If your a underage girl you will get his attention

perfect gent, alwys gave me more than enuf cab fare home, used a rubber, and good tipper...

r362, triggered by Jon Hamm of all people.

"If your a underage girl you will get his attention." Oh, dear, r363. And exactly how many underage girls are on Datalounge?

Give you cab fare. Lol. Class act.

the photo where he isnt wearing underwear and you see the outline............he looks above average but he isnt porn star material.

Both of his parents died young. I dont know what his dad died of..but combine that with his alcoholism, I wouldnt expect Jon to make old bones.

He was in a long term relationship for 15 years or so, never got married and doesnt have kids. I dont think he is gay but I do think he has pretty heavy issues from his childhood and is not living the average hetersexual life of wife (or wives) and kids.

isn't porn star material? dude that's soft!

I don't think he'll ever do anything better than Man Men, but he seems to have found a niche as a working actor--playing douchebags and company men. He can play both serious and funny--and he's got a great speaking voice. I don't get the sense that he's that driven to be a big star--he takes a lot of supporting roles that don't seem to require tons of effort. I look forward to seeing him as Gabriel with purple eyes on Good Omens.

I agree, Mad Men is the best he is ever going to get. Seen some of his movies. Really lousy. He was good on Black Mirror. Being a heavy drinker doesn't help. And he suffers from depression. He is almost 50. Saw him next to Paul Rudd and Jason Bateman. They are older than him. He looked older than them. Have a feeling in a year or so, he will be headed back to rehab. Is in Good Omens , but his part is small.

Pretty sad he is only famous for mad men and the size of his dick. Which probably isn't that big.

He’s a big dick.

his brilliant wit and work on SNL alone merits supreme kudos...

He needs to do squats. Saggy old-guy ass.

he is a big time well paid actor.

you are a librarian with warts....

"PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS! I'm a SERIOUS actor! No, really!"

Spotted him last night at Hadestown. Grizzled and weathered, but the moose knuckle was real.

r370--LMFAO. Could you be more obvious? We get it--you hate him. Your predictions of doom for him make that quite clear. Zzzzzzz.

r371--what are YOU famous for? And how big's your dick?

r372--you know him personally, do you?

Sad queens.

I met him at a big party in hwood, lots of stars there, he was tipsy but NOT drunk, super gentleman, fetched me an uber when we were done later at the hotel,

he is first rate, and....big.

R379 Do you work in showbiz?

Didn't the guy he tortured in college eventually commit suicide or something?

He would have been interesting in the Alexander Skaarsgard role in Big Little Lies. I wonder if his agent submitted him for that.

r379 are you male or female?

Well, he flops around in "Good Omens."

He can't act and has had an unpleasant air even on his 1990s dating show appearance.

R384, Please send his unpleasant air in my direction.

He's a very versatile actor. He's a convincing leading man. He's great at very broad comedy. And he's hung like a horse.

We are lucky to have him.

met him a a function. stunned by his hotness and eyes, omg deep n intense.

HE SMELLED GOOD …. GIVENCHY I THINK.

or maybe it was his sweet meat which was on full display in white ish pants.

I want to sniff between his legs.

Jon is fine, he sends his love (especially to the haters).

Jon Hamm wears caftans at times so that his dick can't be so obvious.

and so I can hide under them at comic cons and tend to his alwys horney cock head that cums so thick in my mouth

I can't believe no one has mentioned the many rumors about his (alleged) affair with Elisabeth Moss. It was talked about a lot a few years back, but I am sure it's long over. Some people were saying it contributed to his breakup with Westfeldt, but I don' t really believe that. I figured he'd probably been serially unfaithful because the relationship had more than run its course, and he surpassed her in fame (which always ruins relationships).

Elizabeth Moss is a dyke

I just saw a interview where he said he can pick and choose his parts. After the crap I have seen him in, he's fully of shit.

He can pick and choose from the parts he's offered, r394.

I just found out he voices the Mercedes commercials

Good Omens is enjoyable and Hamm is good in a supporting role. He really does do charming/slimy as well as anybody out there. I really do get the feeling that he does't want to dig all that deep and do a hard role. He's said Don Draper was hard on him. He was a fucked-up guy playing a fucked-up guy.

The one I'm surprised not see more of is Vincent Kartheiser, who's more of an actor's actor--very skilled and has no issues with playing unlikeable.

r397--the sniping anti-Hammer.

No way would he bang Liz Moss. I did hear rumors about him and January Jones though, which sounds more plausible.

bangin is only thing January jones is good for

voted worst tv actress bak in the day 3 yrs in a row

She seemd out of place, like an amateur amongst good actors.

she ever find out who the father of her kid is?

I am jon hamm's ball sack, im so damn heavy, can u get me some crutches or an acorn stair lift so I can rest a bit?

I am his fat meat that's about to penetrate the big jugs secretary that secretly fukd ev body in the damn office.

I am his mouth. ive seen a lot, but the best was the mega movie star ladys whose tittys ive sucked on.

they rarely turn me down.

im hung im fun im mr hamm bone.

Joe Hamm would make an awesome fuck buddy.

Wow, do you all not know that this guy has a flabby ass body with zero muscle tone? How is that sexy?

Fuck off, Mary at r406. Go piss on someone else's thread.

MARY!

NANCY!

JUDY?

R405, Is Joe his brother?

R396, that voice!

Hamm must get paid a fortune for advertising voiceovers, not only because he has such a great voice but because of Don Draper. You can imagine him standing in the conference room at SC, pitching that phrase to clients. “You know what we make. First makes us who we are.” It’s perfect. It’s the apotheosis of advertising. It doesn’t mean a damn thing - he could be selling paper towels or garden tools … and yet, you want to go out and buy a Mercedes right away.

That voice also makes me want to kneel in front of him, unzip him, and take him in my mouth.

Ide pay to swallow every drop of his butch piss. while he smokes and flits the ashes on me.

I want to lick his scrotum.

He looks horribly gaunt in that pic, R416.

He looks awful in that pic. What's it from?

R418 - It's his reaction to this thread.

Wow, R416. Those looks? They GONE.

His career, the shitter straight down did it go, OP?

Just imagine what a wild fuck he must have been around the time he was on The Dating Game.

He's doing just fine, you naysaying bitches. LMFAO!!!

Anybody see him jogging in the Prime TV Show “Good Omens?” It was dickmatizing.

Justin Theroux's "The Leftovers" jog was better.

his cock has been in all the top actresses in town, the stud is in demand.

R426, Just actresses?

Just reviving this thread to post Jon Hamm's new homoerotic commercial for SkipTheDishes in Canada.

Really, where do I sign up as Jon's houseboy?

Read my "A to Z" book. He's a cunt.

^ I remember when I first saw this video and thought, wow, he'd really got a mean streak. I can totally imagine he being a cunt to Miss Griffin.

His cock is so big it doesn’t fit

Dick Van Patten once said that you are only as successful as the show you're on.

In R431's video he looks absolutely shattered, exhausted, probably drunk, maybe high. Generally not good.

Does Jon Hamm have vitiligo? In paparazzi shots, it looks like he has vitiligo on the backs of his hands.

R435 Yes he has.

R436 Thank you (435 here).

R436 435 here again. Actually that little interview was interesting. I didn’t realize vitiligo is stress-related and that it waxes and wanes (skin pigment comes back).

He stopped showing his bulge.

I happen to have some insider info on Mr. Hamm. He’s very pleasant to work with, but you have to be on your toes. His passion is comedy, shown by the fact that he’s really good at writing on the spot. You’ll probably see him in more and more comedic roles in the future, less dramatic ones like Mad Men.

R440 Can you tell us more? Do you know why he really broke up with Jen? Who has he dated since? Any insider opinion about his not-so-exciting post-MM career? I read that he was trying to get a Ryan Murphy gig. True?

does he stroke it?

he done a buncha moovies, and made 2 mill for that commercial....he ok hun.

Jon is reportedly dating Lindsay Shookus, Ben Affleck's home-wrecking ex.

lucky gal, his 11 inches is made for sin ….go gurl

Anyone got the actual pic that's floating round of his uncovered meat?

R446 You mean this?

jon looked sober and hot at the emmys. he remains one of the sexiest and most talented of all leading men.

hung don't hurt non neither....if it fits, take it.

He had been dating Anna Osceola for awhile. There are pics of the two of them although she's never identified because the tabloids don't know who she is. (She is an actress who had a small role on Mad Men.) He's not with Shookus but since the tabloids are completely obsessed with that woman, they will print whatever gets clicks. Hamm actually went to SNL parties with Shookus and Ben Affleck.

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I doubt he was dating Anna. They would have gotten more pics of them. If you saw the pics he looked totally boried with her. He is always alone. He can be a mean alcoholic and he works alot. People can't believe he is single. So any women he is photographed with, he is dating.

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jon is bout the least mean fellla u ever met, sober or drunk.. super fun sweet man. best cock in history of the earth, heavy mantle to carry.

Is he still drinking?

I can't believe he's fucking ben affleck's leftovers...I think he must have herpes...they all fuck the same people. Do the math.

Keanu is better.

Keanu is better.

You know him personally. I doubt that. Unless your a underage girl he's not to screw you either.

You know him personally. I doubt that. Unless your a underage girl he's not to screw you either.

Keanu has herpes too.

A poster on DL said Keanu gave a female friend (of poster's) herpes. Who knows? It's all gossip.

And Henry Cavill. But when you sleep around it happens.

And Henry Cavill. But when you sleep around it happens.

So we will see Hamm in more shitty movies. Sounds about right. How many bombs is a actor allowed. For somebody who is so wonderful, nobody goes to his movies.

He's one of the sexiest men on earth. Where are the trolls who say DL thinks every hot man is gay? This is a very long thread about a very handsome and sexy man and not one suggestion he's gay because he's not. When DL says someone is gay, it's probably because they are.

Drunks are cool.

No longer care. Don't give a shit how big his dick is, if he only fucks pussy am not interested in anything he's in, says or does. Leave him to the stupid Fraus who read Hello, and SO interested in his "relationships" with whoever actress. Plenty of stunning bi/gay actors around to fantasize about.

I give a shit how big his dick is cause some day ima gonna suk and gnaw on it, and on his teats.

Close thread on overrated cheating womanizing alcoholic.

hey jon babe, cum fuk me and lets party like der aint no 2morrow bb

[quote]Close thread on overrated cheating womanizing alcoholic.

FFS, just go away, cunt. Don't click on the thread or read it then.

dam dude, u a bummer, we here to have fun, yea, go fuk ur dad u swine.

Something about him, if he put on 20 pounds I'd still think he's sexy.

He suffers from depression.

He's supposed to be a very nice man now, although he was a complete asshole and bully in college.

he has been with Ana oscola in the NHL awards this summer. she sat next to him . i don't know if they are dating now, but they probably dated in the past.

He's not even funny. He tries, bless his heart.

I doubt he is in any relationship. If he was still with Anna, they would be pics. Supposedly he was mentally abusive to his long time girlfriend. He really looks like he is really drinking heavily now.

I'm in Mayo, Ireland. He's shooting a movie with Christopher Walken and Jamie Dornan here right now called "Wild Mountain Thyme." They were advertising for extras in one of the local papers.

R476 = delusional frau

R477, how’s he look? I hope he finds a nice Irish barmaid to impregnate and then be forced to marry.

He's box office poison.

Since Halloween will be here soon...

.....

Love Bill Hader. So handsome and funny.

Jon Hamm's latest vehicle Lucy in the Sky seems to be a bomb. It got disastrous reviews. I read a while back that Natalie Portman originally didn't want Jon in this film because he was a jinx. Let's hope The Report will do fine.

When Mad Men and Jon Hamm really hit it big, people went around saying "He should be the next James Bond" or "He should be the new Superman." People forget that that was when the entertainment industry was in a recession, just like the rest of the economy, and producers weren't going to risk expensive properties on an actor without a track record in movies.