Great Bulges Of Yesteryear

And who can forget the lovely moundage of A. Martinez.

Or the beauteous Gary Sandy in his painted on jeans.

The late great Robert Urich was always a treat for the eyes.

Even the vile Ryan O'Neal was a feast for the eyes back in the day.

A young and hung John Schneider.

Denis Cole and his beautiful, yet slightly obscene, consolidation.

Mr. Chad Everett, who rarely wasted an opportunity to show us he was cock proud.

The late Michael Landon, another one who loved putting his love tackle on display.

John Ireland, whose equipment should have been registered as a lethal weapon.

Robert Conrad, a man who strained every pair of double knit stretch pants he ever wore.

The Village People.

And my apologies to the ghost of Dack Rambo for misspelling his first name.

One more of Dack Rambo, out & about, in more ways than one.

R12, What about Dack's twin brother Dirk?

Poor Dirk. Taken far too early.

R14 and Dack as well - not as early as his brother, but too soon nevertheless...

I used to lust after the construction worker guy in The Village People, until I saw him on some show long after their salad days were over and he was the biggest nelly queen on the planet. Totally destroyed my lust.

R15, Both discovered by Loretta Young, who would see them at Mass every Sunday and put them on her television show.

So, Dack & Dirk took their masses to mass every Sunday. How fortunate for the other parishioners.