Mary Lou Retton looks like a WITCH

Even more unflattering.

OP, you should have headlined the thread: Sad, Final Days of Mary Lou.

She spent all her face money on those veneers.

That smile! Yikes

New DL Thread: "Why is Mary Lou's Neck Missing?"

I can't tell if she's laughing or crying in that photo.

She looks BEAUTIFUL!

She looks fine, do tell us how women aren't supposed to age? She always had a toothy and goofy smile. Is she supposed to age out of it?

Her smile has always seemed forced and phony!

She should stop smiling, R9. It's not helping her face

She looks like she's sitting on the pot.

Just goes to show, you shouldn't get a package deal when you get work done.

Looks like she got bad nose job and poorly done botox/fillers along with too fake looking veneers.

Mary Lou wears diapers, R12. She's probably going in the photo.

I think she's tremendous.

She looks alright. Better than most her age, in fact.

Give her a break.She just got divorced.

Montana also actually is sort of a purple state, or at least closer to it than the other two.

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Wrong thread! Whoops.

God damn....she has such a genuine, warm smile.

She didn't deserve her gold medal. She stole it from some poor Romanian girl.

She and Kristy McNichol would have made an ADORABLE couple.

She looks like Patty Lupone.

She looks ill.

She's 51, she looks much older, at least late 60s.

Seriously. I know older women who look years younger than Mary Lou, she looks as bad as Madonna.

Isn't she a ReThug? If so, that that explains her looks.

mary lou ROTTEN.

here's her ex-hubby. she looks like a dwarf in comparison!

That cheap blouse isn't helping.

She looks OK to me.

At first glance, I thought it was Idina Menzel.

Eat my pussy, OP!

Love,

Mary Lou xoxo

I think she looks cute. In a Katie Couric type of way.

In her biography, didn't she talk about had an anal fissure? You'd think she'd leave out that detail.

She's very open about her sex life, R34. TMI

R35, it probably had nothing to do with her sex life. Probably all that gymnastical (?) tumbling caused too much stretching in the wrong place.

Or she had one of those notorious coaches...

There is nothing she won't shill for a few cheap bucks. Diapers, tampons, breath mints, lubricant. Either she's desperate for money or she really has many anatomical issues.

Major Bush supporter, Sex fiend

She's a Rethug?

Yes R40. Here she is with KKKerri Strug at the GOP 2004 convention.

Looks like Kyle Richards

She's looks like someone's crazy gossipy Italian aunt.

Retton is not her family's real last name, it's Rotunda!

Her head looks like it's about to do a Linda Blair 360 at R1.

She wasn't attractive at 17. Did you expect her to be attractive at 51?

[quote] She's looks like someone's crazy gossipy Italian aunt.

Yep

I always associated her with the unfortunate summer of 1984 that was saturated by Madonna, Michael Jackson, and Reagan's reelection campaign.

She looks like an Oompa Loompa and she's probably just as tall.

She's FAT

Remember she also went with Steve Penny to lobby Dianne Feinstein to not pass a bill that would make it mandatory to report sexual misconduct to the police.

R50=Julianne McNamara

Say what you will about Mary Lou Retton, but I'll always appreciate her courage in being so honest and frank about her suffering with piles. She really opened the floodgates for other piles sufferers to talk openly about their condition.

I was surprised how open she was about trying different sex positions in an interview.

She was never attractive.

Y'all are crazy. She is one hot bitch.

Mary Lou hails from a part of West Virginia that has lots of Italians. They came over to work in the mines.

She has NOT had a nose job. Honest,y, some of you are fucking retarded. “She looks like she had a bad nose job.”

Yeah sure, from one of those plastic surgeons who specializes in making noses too long and too wide.

She is probably a beast in bed. Doing all sorts of contortions and flipping around all over the place.

BTW here she is shilling tampons, talking about her vagina.

I love her.

Here she is selling adult diapers.

Damn. She needs to lay off that smile.

It worked when she was young, but now... not so much!

At her Wiki pages, she listed as weighing 93 pounds! Yeah, maybe her head is 93 pounds!

Perhaps she was 93 pounds during the Olympics, surely not now.

[quote]I was surprised how open she was about trying different sex positions in an interview.

She was doing sex positions during an interview? Any photos?

The correct syntax in a sentence is everything! Just saying!

[quote]Mary Lou hails from a part of West Virginia that has lots of Italians. They came over to work in the mines.

Her daddy, Mr. Rotunda, actually owned a coal industry transportation equipment business.

I know an 72 year old Italian-American women who looks exactly like Mary Lou. Same crazed grin and same exact face, eerie. They could be related.

Jesus Christ, what a hag!

I didn't know Mary Lou wore Depends. She's still a little young to be shitting her pants.

She was America's Sweetheart.

Love Mary Lou Hadn't heard of a divorce. Who here has had her husband?

R70 I have.

Here she is with FunFit, it aired on Saturday mornings between cartoons. Today's fatty kids need an icon like her to encourage fitness!

And once again, r66 gets it right.

She's like Auntie Mary, no not THAT ONE, the drunk one.

4'9 you know who

4'9" on high heels maybe.

She needs a new smile.

She had a bad nose job. What was so wrong with it before that she got a long hook in it?

She had vaginal rejuvenation as well.

They didn't use anesthetic?

How does she make money? I can't believe she's milked an entire career out of that one gold medal.

R79, a lot of public speaking. Motivational and right wing shit.

What R80 said. Plus she did it all before social media. A true original attentionwhore

She's a midget.

She always had a disconcerting smile. It's much worse now. It's downright scary.

All of that tumbling and twisting got to her face.

You mean KEITH Richards, R42

Getting divorced past 50 is rough. She's gonna be starting all over again.

Poor Mary Lou! What has she ever done to you queens?

She didn't start menstruating until she was 38, maybe she has health issues related to her training.

All she needs is green makeup and a wart to complete her look.

Oh, and a broom too!

Mary Lou ROTTEN

That was one bad nose job.

I wonder how much money she got for her guest appearance on Baywatch.

hag.

She was the best ever Tiny Tim

She may know how to tumble, but I could out-whirlybird that stocky munchkin any day of the week.