David Castañeda from Umbrella Academy

I want his chorizo deep in me.

So handsome. I get a straight vibe from his interviews in English but a mixed vibe here. Hmm.

Him and Robert Sheehan (Klaus) had an interesting vibe in all their interviews. He definitely sets my gaydar off.

r3 I wonder if Sheehan isn't being playful with him to try and make him more comfortable. Let his true self shine a bit more and all that.

I love his nipple ring. That shit would keep my tongue occupied for hours on end.

His hand. Obviously David takes the role of the top, right?

I believe they are fucking.

Do straight guys even get nipple rings?

Jealous of OP. I wanted to start this thread!

Now that I know Sheehan is straight, yet still dresses this way, my gaydar is screwed completely. David looks so stylish but I can't tell anything from his dress sense.

[quote]Now that I know Sheehan is straight,

Hon, that boy ain't straight and he is obviously horny AF for David. Check their interview interactions.

Anyway, David singing this makes me wonder...which "boy" are you singing this to David?

r7 Biiitch, the line forms behind me. I was the first one to thirst over him in the Umbrella thread and even made this gif of him dancing.

[quote]Do straight guys even get nipple rings?

Well, I wasn't gonna say but... yeah, I was wondering the same thing. That, along with the triangle tattoo, gives me pause.

I don't think it is possible for a cast of cute actors to be friendly without some people on the internet saying they are secretly fucking. People love shipping.

r11 I know and that reaction is as certain as death and taxes. But gosh, they're just so cute together, even though I really don't believe they're fucking.

Why is Ellen Page dressed like a hobo-burglar in R8's snap? Is she protesting something?

I would LOVE for Klaus and Deigo to get together in season 2. That would be SFH

[quote]Biiitch, the line forms behind me. I was the first one to thirst over him in the Umbrella thread and even made this gif of him dancing.

But the one who created this thread is moi bitch, so you two queens go to the back of the line.

I want David to sit in my face!

[quote]Why is Ellen Page dressed like a hobo-burglar

She has given up.

r13 She looks like a ghost!

r14 We'll just let David decide, okay? I bet he'd appreciate my giffing skills over your thread-creating skills. And I would very much like for him to sit on my face as well.

Is everybody on this cast gay? I love it!

The actor who plays Ben (No. 6), Justin Min's comments under David's posts... oh my. He's thirsting hard.

Oh, yeah, Min pings to me for sure.

Oh my god, you guys, he does immigration humour.

The black furniture tells me he's straight, though.

Basically, I think 2 and 4 need to end up together.

Did he dye his hair???

Bae

r21 That has got to be a wig, right? And wtf is he doing here? Is it a scene from a famous movie I'm not familiar with?

And is he... is he doing gayface at one point?!

He seems butch in one clip and a queen in the next. Really throwing off my gaydar lol.

He’s my favorite dancer in the “I Think We’re Alone Now” scene, boy has mad moves.

[quote]That has got to be a wig, right? And wtf is he doing here?

LOL what did I just see? I get the feeling David is going through the motions. Oh David, come try some gay sex. Its all the rage these days.

I bet that Robert Sheehan has left on impression him.

r25 That's exactly the moment he caught my attention. That look when he first hears the music and him slowly closing the door as if he's about to do something naughty. So good. I made a supercut gif of his dancing scenes, although it doesn't work with link previews enabled.

r26 He's serious during interviews but gets so goofy when alone on Insta, it's great. I also think Sheehan's influence might have something to do with that.

Why are latinos so fucking hot???

Not all, not many

Liar.

[quote]Now that I know Sheehan is straight, yet still dresses this way

Oh wow, quick googling tells that he really does dress like that constantly. I remember him mainly from Misfits and remember him being a basic straight nerd but apparently he's a true make-up wearing dandy.

Fan art

Fun ride

Hotttt

What's with the ugly tattoo in this video?

r35 Eugh, I hadn't even noticed that. It has to be a temporary one for a role or something, because it reaches up onto his neck and he doesn't have it in his next photo.

What's with this recent post where he snapped a random black guy five times and tagged him as Justin H. Min? I wish they let us civilians in on their little inside jokes.

Interesting that David liked this video. Robert didn't even like it! lol

He's back at it again, this time without the huge tattoo. Range, baby, range!

What does his chest tattoo say?

r39 Think like pei, feel like máe.

We'd need someone familiar with whatever dialect second-gen Mexicans born and raised in Los Angeles use these days. "Dad" and "mom" would be my best guess.

Boss

Robert Sheehan is an eccentric. Didn’t he say somewhere that he had slept with guys but it just didn’t really do it for him? So not entirely straight but leaning that way.

As far as I remember, Sheehan dated Sofia Boutella who 'cheated' on him with Chris Pine who has had rumors about his sexuality on his own.

So...

Sheehan and Sofia Boutella?! Yeah, that is one pairing I can't see being real. I know people like what they like but...

How did those two even meet in the first place? That had to have happened before she got bigger, right?

I forgot they dated. I wonder if Sheehan slept with DL fave Ben Barnes when they did their movie Killing Bono.

Girls, Girls, calm down, he's Latino so we all know what that means. He will be straight in public and have a wifey or whatever, but behind closed doors, anything goes. Yall on DL, girls, shame on you for not catching on this collective knowledge.

He's got almost freakishly long fingers.

We’re guys, not “girls.”

r47 That's so hot to me. Perfect for fingering and he'll never not look hot smoking.

I hope he's gay. I mean which straight guy gets a nipple ring? lol

He’s not gay

r51 = David, finally clocking enough visits to tell his adoring DL fans the bitter truth we've known all along.

R44 They met while filming the movie Jet Trash (2016), lived together after that in LA, and were on-again off-again 2015-18. Word on the street was she is bi leaning lesbian and he is straightish. She wants fame badly and will do anything to get it, tried the bearding route but it didn't work out, and she cheated on Robert with multiple people. Her career really flourished (as far as being in high profile films) and his career lagged behind. IDK, they seem like an odd couple to me but then again, who do you picture Rob with? lol

r53 Thanks for that quality scoop!

[quote]She wants fame badly and will do anything to get it

You know what, I would have said something snarky about that until about a month ago. But then I saw Climax and she's just tremendous in it. Besides, bitch worked hard as a dancer, a gymnast on the French national team, and now as an actress, all the while working through the language barrier. On the other hand, someone like Paris Jackson is being foisted on us simply because she's celeb crotchfruit. It does seem odd that she'd go after someone so low on the totem pole like Sheehan, though. Perhaps they're both super thirsty and she thought their combined thirst would be a force undeniable? Or she was just excited by him like one gets excited over a puppy. He does seem exhilarating to be around, let's be real. But only in small doses.

Anyway, here's a new photo of David and Robert, with (I think) the actress who played their mother on the show.

Who do I picture Rob with, R53? NOT with women, sorry not sorry.

David and him have so much chemistry. I mostly picture them together.

He’s fucking hot. He’s the kinda guy that is absolutely my type. At first I thought it was Jay Hernandez. Jay Hernandez was the fucking hottest guy to me in early 2000s

He was totally flirting with the interviewer at the beginning. I'd even say the whole interview had a flirty vibe. No way this guy is straight.

He looks like a monkey.

Min is dead boyfriend goals. David needs to be inside me.,

so fit you'd swallow

He looks like a latino Niall Horan in the thumbnail at r57

R57, see that’s why people roll eyes at some gay guys. He wasn’t flirting with the interviewer. He was being friendly perhaps, but that’s not flirting. Certainly the frozen interviewer didn’t perceive it as flirting or Respond to it as flirting.

Unless you know David personally, r57's interpretation is as valid as yours.

A "masterclass in acting" in three videos. What a goofball.

One huge tattoo on his ribs and those under his clavicles are all missing, so it must be an old video. He looks so hot with a beer and rummaging around in that garage.

He pings to hell in r57, and that’s without considering the flirting.

Sizemeat verificatia?

Judging by his fingers - YUGE!

That show is such a SNORE!

It is boring

It's not that great but it's a nice launching pad for David and that teenage actor. Maybe Sheehan as well. The rest were forgettable.

Beauty

Gorgeously photographed for The Wrap. The third one is my favourite. What a dreamboat.

Is he PR, or Cuban?

Mexican.

I hope we get a lot more Diego and Klaus next season. Love this show.

R54 You're welcome! I actually like Sofia and I'll check her out in Climax. I watched YouTube videos of her talking about her life and career and she seems so elegant and mature that I found it odd that she and Rob were in a relationship.

Looking forward to seeing more of him in the second season now that we officially know it's happening.

He's also in a new movie, El Chicano, which finally explains the blond hair and the neck tattoo.

Is he high? He's gay though, right?

r78 Doubt it. It's mostly straight guys who constantly do obnoxious shit like that. His poor roommate...

For anyone still wondering, Robert did lose his virginity to a guy but considers himself straight

r80 Interesting. The virginity part is not something many straight men would admit to, especially not aspiring actors.

The video in R78 was deleted. A lot of the comments had said or asked if he were gay. Hmmmmm

r82 Ooh, the plot thickens! I'm glad I got to see it just in time. He also deleted the post at r77 for some reason.

R83 Please describe the video! Now my interest is piqued!

r84 He shouted something while walking into the living room, and his roomie on the couch (out of the shot throughout) yelled "Shut up!" in an agitated way. David looked at him, a bit shocked, said "What?" and the roomie repeated "Shut up already." David then said "You still love me, don't you?" and started leaning into him, making a really sweet face. The roomie then said, with his voice cracking as well "I'm just tired of you yelling the same shit over and over again". The video ends presumably where the cuddles begin.

He has also deleted the goofy videos ar r35 and r38. He's totally reading DL, isn't he?

What a coincidence about Robert's sexuality. Queerty just posted this

So, let's see. He seems gay, Justin Min screams gay and Robbie has experimented. No wonder they are my favorites in the show (apart from Five).

I mean, both r80 and r86 are a rehash of this interview back from October. So is Dan Tracer of Queerty here on DL, making stories out of old articles? (He published the article after r80's post.) Wouldn't put it past him, really.

He's so pretty

r89 Robert or David? This needs to be clarified tout de suite. We're keeping scores here, people...

BOTH!!!

R85 “Roomie” or boyfriend? 🤔

Just a roomie, would be my bet. A straight jock of some sort, with a flat but heavy American accent. Definitely not a Latino.

R80 Nowhere does it say he lost his virginity to a man. The interview doesn't specify, all it says is he "fooled" around with men at some point when he was younger than he is now.

r94 Gotta set the record STRAIGHT. It was pussy that he lost his virginity to, damn it!

Don’t twist facts

Perhaps David removed those videos because he decided to start posting them as Insta stories, rather than clips on his main stream. Eurgh, I guess I have to re-register on Insta now. I want to watch his stoopid vids!

R95 Just gotta learn to read and not make things up.

Okay, calm down, Robert / Robert's PR. You're into snatch, we get it.

This is David's thread, btw.

Robert is not gay, but he’s gender nonconforming

0:43 he mentions ex-girlfriends. He’s at least playing the closet route.

He’s not gay, so no Closet

r101, he corrected it to "ex-lovers" later. He may not be totally gay, but he definitely isn't totally straight.

R103 You have a point. I suppose if you were a conspiracy theorist, you could say he meant he “broke hearts” because he actually likes men. Then he said “ex-lovers” that he “loves very much” to show it’s the male lovers he loves. 🤷🏻‍♂️

There is no way in hell a Latino actor will come out voluntarily. They won't come out unless they're outed. Blame the machisimo culture.

Shut up r105

r106 = David, immensely proud of his Mexican heritage. Which you certainly should be.

Joking aside, I've noticed from his film school projects he's really attached to his parents, which is nice.

R107 So, he's gay, right?

Cute

Love him

He's so average-looking, it's painful.

I think it's his looks [italic]combined[/italic] with the dancing moves and the above-average acting chops (for a newcomer), not just his looks alone, that got me interested in him after seeing Umbrella Academy. Though I find him dreamy regardless.

I'm right there with you, R112-

He’s been eerily silent on Instagram lately...

Bump

Yup, he's gone quiet on Insta and deleted some of the most recent entries. Perhaps he's deep in preparation for a new role? El Chicano kinda blew up in the media after one of the (white) producers went after the Latino reviewer who gave it a middling (yet still fresh on RT) review.

Yum.

r117 Perfect fingers for smoking.

They look like the face-hugger fingers from Alien.

They just started filming season 2.

Please tell me Diego and Klaus will finally be given the love story we all know they richly deserve.

Klaus was the break out character so he will inevitably be given more focus this go round.

I want a scene where Klaus facefucks Diego.

So is Robert Sheehan gay/bi ?? He is looking gayer with each passing day. I hope Richard Madden has started a trend.

Sheehan says he is straight, he says he tried having sex with guys which made him realize it is not for him.

I give him credit for admitting he's fucked guys, but come on...

Imagine just how shit that sex must have been for him to say guys are not for him. I wonder how that guy must have felt when he read that.

No one cares about the fugly Irish rat. More about David and his allusion to being bi in r101.

Him talking about ex girlfriends is an illusion to being bi?

Man, people really can convince themselves to see whatever they want.

r128 Now say that again in Spanish, David. 😍

And it's an allusion, not an illusion. ¡Alusión!

He corrected himself from “ex-girlfriends” to “ex-lovers.” That seems bi to me.

r130 And that was before the Madden-Flynn drama! It's a whole different world now for bisexual actors.

David needs his own Brandon Flynn.

Any news?

I think they're still shooting the second season.

I'm guessing Robert has a big cock!

Robert Sheehan has shown his cock several times.

Oh well. He's cute though.

r137 That's pretty nice for a flaccid cock. I detest insecure actors who fluff before their nude scenes. Looking at you, James Purefoy.