MyPillow Founder Mike Lindell: Trump Was “Chosen By God” And Is The Greatest President In History

Retarded nerd boy.

I'd like to smother him with one of those things.

Gross.

and don't forget

Back on the pipe?

At one point it's been said that his crack dealers were telling him to slow down...

Because clearly Trump is SO religious....

So it's not just the terrible pillows that are deplorable.

In all seriousness, how could you NOT tell? Every time I see this guy, the first thought is: Deplorable. He just always seemed like one.

R7, these are people who can't even accept that Jesus was inevitably NOT white and they'd throw him out if they actually saw him. You're surprised that imbeciles think this immoral low-life -who would laugh at these religious kooks if he didn't need their votes- they think he was elected by white eebus who ONLY spoke 'murican?

think he was elected by white Jeebus who ONLY spoke 'murican?*

What would Jesus do? Lie and steal?

And cheat, R11. And of course, the very Christian-like mocking of the disabled:

This guy is odious. On the same level as that douche from Papa Johns'.

First, bed pillows are disposable. Never, ever are they worth 100 bucks.

Also, backing tRump and dragging God in is just beyond stupid.

Why aren't people throwing tomatoes at these people?

As if anyone cares about what a dope addict con man thinks.

[quote]Why aren't people throwing tomatoes at these people?

I like tomatoes.

Why does Trump’s eyes seem brown sometimes?

The pillow guy is a dope addict?

You can buy his shit pillows at Walmart now.

God is a real shit if he did that to us.

R17 he was (may still be, who knows) a crack addict.

It really is amazing to me how these conservative people with completely fucked up lives attempt to be so pious when they (supposedly) kick their habits, yet people like me haven't done any of that shit and I'm liberal.

R20, and even the way they frame the story. Oh, look at him! He redeemed himself, meanwhile (like Tim Allen), they become these conservative douchebags gravitating to a selfish political ideology which takes opportunities away from people who DIDN'T even fuck up their lives by being crackheads.

I'm sure it was Obama and Hillary's fault that he got addicted to crack. Just like how they're responsible for all those white boys ODing on fentanyl in the Rust Belt.

Same way with Xtians: you can be the Whore of Babylon but when you leave the business to make more trashing the whores who're still working, your shit don't stink anymore because you found Jaysus and they're still whores.

The reviews for the My Pillow on Amazon are pretty bad.

He has the face of a child molester

He should be ashamed to wear that cross. I'm surprised it doesn't burn his skin. He's just like the vast majority of Christians. He's a Christian of convenience.

God voted 3 million more times for Hillary.

I always found him super creepy

What’s that on his head, his hair or a turd?

Someone needs to remind him what Jesus said about making a show of one's faith.

Not even being political but to say that he knows nothing of American history.

Just another American that doesn’t want to learn more or know more that he does already.

haha. I can't wait to hear what my boyfriend thinks of this. He has two of those pillows and HATES Trump.

You guys are ridiculous. "Oh no he is wearing a cross around his neck lets crucify him".

I eat old religious peoples excrement.

[quote]You guys are ridiculous. "Oh no he is wearing a cross around his neck lets crucify him".

He thinks an amoral grifter is the greatest president in history, but we're the ones being ridiculous.

"meanwhile (like Tim Allen)"

Is there anything more deplorable than some convicted drug dealer/ex con like Allen ragging on clean as a whistle Obama. What a douche.

OMG I did buy two of those freaking pillows- and would not have had I seen this...

[quote]You guys are ridiculous. "Oh no he is wearing a cross around his neck lets crucify him".

Serious question: How are you THIS stupid? Like you read this thread and know precisely what aspect of his beliefs people are finding preposterous and still, you went with some simplistic comment. How do you even function being barely able to understand things?

God, what an idiot.

"these are people who can't even accept that Jesus was inevitably NOT white and they'd throw him out if they actually saw him."

I thought Jews and Arabs were officially considered to be white? That's what Google search tells me, anyway.

He totally sleeves me out and this commercials with the fake couple are deplorablele

I didn't know he made sleeves as well as pillows. When did he branch out? LOL

Sorry, but I just had to. Because it had to be done.

Typical Evangelical nut job with a crappy pillow company

I hope this revelation hurts his company's sales.