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How Big is Garrett Haake's Cawk?

He screams BDF.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2019 7:54 PM

His poor wife's pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 1February 23, 2019 2:20 AM

Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2019 2:28 AM

Getting a bit of FAS face to be honest.

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2019 2:31 AM

He could pack for a 4 month trip on those bags under his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2019 2:31 AM

FAS?

by Anonymousreply 5February 23, 2019 2:32 AM

He looks like a guy that demands his wife do anal.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2019 2:33 AM

His brothers are so fucking hot, too. They all work out together and power lift.

by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2019 2:34 AM

Is he one of those giants mentioned in The Bible?

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2019 2:39 AM

He talks about his fucking dog non-stop on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 9February 23, 2019 3:09 AM

I love bouncing on his dong

by Anonymousreply 10February 23, 2019 3:11 AM

R5 FAS = Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It creates distinctive facial features in the children of drunk ass moms-to-be.

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by Anonymousreply 11February 23, 2019 3:30 AM

FAS also makes your kid one hell of a developmentally challenged asshole - which is why adoption from Russia is such a crap shoot. Luckily for the world Russia has outlawed adoption of Russian orphans by foreigners. The Federal Assembly acted as though they were dealing a blow to potential adoptive parents when they passed that law, but in reality they did the world a favor. Kids with FAS are worse than children born addicted to drugs, just sociopathic monsters.

by Anonymousreply 12February 23, 2019 3:38 AM

Garrett looks like a frat bro that would fuck you for hours and spit in your mouth.

by Anonymousreply 13February 24, 2019 6:43 PM

[quote]His brothers are so fucking hot, too. They all work out together and power lift.

Pics, or it didn't happen, toots.

by Anonymousreply 14February 24, 2019 6:51 PM

I like the double “r,””t,”and “a” in his name, makes it very manly somehow.

by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2019 6:56 PM

R15 is president of the digraph club.

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2019 7:14 PM

He is no longer with his wife Sara Murray of CNN. They were only married a year or so, split up at some point and kept it hush-hush somehow.

He's dating a new blonde girl (younger) whom he's been showing off on IG.

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2019 7:54 PM
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