In Praise of Handsome Jewish Guys

I mean....

Adam Levine

Paul Newman

Rafi Gavron

Zac Efron

Tony Curtis

Simon Rex

This Israeli hunk.

Bibi

Efron is Jewish?

Whoever this guy is.

Breckin Meyer - cute in Clueless. Handsome now.

Julian Edelman

Gyllenhaal

Gay Jew porn please ❤️

Nir Rotenberg, gay, out Israeli pro wrestler

Steven Weber

Gabriel Macht

Timothee Chalamet

R15, you will only summon Michael Lucas

DL faves Ben Barnes & Julian Morris:

Logan Lerman

DL fave James Wolk

Lenny

Baywatch's David Charvet

Eric Dane

Dave Franco

Max Greenfield

Ben Feldman

a convert

DL fave Oliver Jackson-Cohen

The Jews do seem to be blessed with good looks, looking at these men should prove once and for all they are the chosen people. Plus they are circumcised!

R11, how do you know he's Jewish if you don't know who he is? He is gorgeous, whoever he is.

Greg Sulkin (another subject of DL obsession)

R32 don't always age well. My experience was that they hit puberty early but aged quicker too. I got mine when he /I were young. 15 year old with a man's body and penis.

Max Greenfield showing his considerable talent

R33, I found via google-imaging 'Israeli hunks.'

R35 was 52 at the time.

Israeli actor Michael Aloni

R34, Gregg has gotten some attention on DL in the past, but he's not as popular as Ben or Julian.

(Maybe because Gregg says he's straight and seems to be more conservative politically?)

Josh Charles (DPS days)

Scott Caan

Justin Bartha

My first sex partner was a Jewish guy. Very hairy, and with a big, girthy dick. But I'm not a bottom, so that wasn't important to me. He gave me crabs, so not a happy memory.

It's a bit of a turnoff that Gregg is best friends with right-winger David Henrie, but I give Gregg credit for showing off his kosher tool in his Flaunt shoot:

"One summer in band camp..."

Apologies for summoning the Gregg Sulkin troll guys!

Sascha Baron Cohen

Ben Rappaport

My favorite gay couple.

Mr. Jason Isaacs

R47, you don't like Gregg Sulkin?

Jewish can be sexy even when they are dorky. I have figured out why and it is due to their head full of hair.

Catcher Brad Ausmus

Liev for the moment

Brewer's Ryan Braun

Sandy Koufax, who made my great-grandmother very happy by refusing to pitch in the World Series because the game was on Yom Kippur (this was back in the 50s)

Jared and Josh Kushner

R50, yes, they are a handsome duo.

John Garfield

Yuck, Liev Schrieber is gross!

My very, very favorite NJB.

Favorite color.

Ben Stiller

I loved the Jewish guys when I was young. They did not love me.

Drake

Why did they not love you, r65?

Ian Ziering

Yoav Reuveni (Israeli actor)

Mark Spitz

River Phoenix

Angel Bonanni (Israeli actor getting cast in US shows as of late)

Mark Shera

Salinger

Bert Convy

Gabe Kapler gives me wood...

Something about a young Sam Wanamaker....

Gabe Kaplan gave me wood

Paris Schutz (Chicago tv reporter)

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Mailer

Survivor hunk Ethan Zohn 💓

Mendelssohn

Jason Schwartzman

DL fave Michael Lembeck

Breckin is not Jewish, r12.

Noah Wyle

Matthew Broderick

You're not going to forget me, are you?

Josh Groban

Daniel Day-Lewis (half)

R89, Ford's mother was Jewish and his father was Catholic.

"As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish."

R62 & R63, you can see Julian's kosher tool in this underwear photo: : )

Thank you for this mitzvah, r93.

Mai Levii (from GGG 14)

Mai Levii

Hot gay party organizer Eliad Cohen

Nir Lavi

Raz Degan

Enrico Ravenna

Yotam Shwartz

Ben Levi Ross (the traveling Evan Hansen)

David (Dudi) Balsar

Ben Levi Ross at Hanukkah for R102. Hope this works.

r75 As far as I can tell, both of Bert Convy's parents were Irish-American. Bernard Whalen Convy is about as Irish a name as you can have.

Guy Lubelchik

R44, if he gave you crabs, I guess he wasn't Orthodox.

Can't have too much Guy Lubelchik. Thanks, r106.

Younger Guy Lubelchik.

Ariel Ben Attar

Ori Cohen

Newman wasn't Jewish, since his mother wasn't. Same with Lenny Kravitz.

Eyal Berkover

Aviv Alush

R57, as you might know, Koufax was for several years the son-in-law of Richard Widmark.

Professor Cowbell

Omar Sharif Jr. (Grandson of actor Omar Sharif) Mum Jewish. Gay.

Our two Jewish husbands were very hot but both marriages ended in divorce.

Yehuda Levi

Lior Ashkenazi

Younger Lior Ashkenazi

I didn't realize what a tiny little thing Dave Franco is compared to his two older brothers.

Oz Zehavi

R109 new to me, and spectacular!

Jeff Chandler was quite a hunk (real name Ira Grossel, of Brooklyn).

I guess some people might include Kirk Douglas (Issur Danielovitch?).

Robert Evans not bad.

Oz Zehavi Too

Noam Malina

Imri Ziv

Hot. I love Arabs too.

What about meeeeeeeeee?

Can't I get some love too?

That was funny, r129.

Gentlemen, knock yourselves out

Efram Zimbalist, Jr (though he got born again)

Ray Danton, former husband of the late Julie Adams

Wilson Bethel, whose mother Joyce Maynard wrote of her youthful affair with Salinger

Cornel Wilde

R112, You're following Orthodox Jewish rules. Reformed Jews allow self-identification as a Jew plus just one Jewish parent.

Joyce Maynard is Jewish, r132?

I was going to say, r133, they're Jewish enough.

R133 According to Jewish law,Jewish identiy is MATRILINEAL. If your Mum is Jewish than so are you. The rest is American nonsense.

^^^ then^^^

Benjamin Levenbach from r131. Gorgeous and gay?

Tomer Sisley

R136, Are you Orthodox?

R131 now THAT was a post!♡♡♡♡

Aaron Taylor-Johnson, per wiki.

Milton Berle (well maybe not the face...)

Both Efram Zimbalist's father and he were Xtians. As he was very quick to point out, neither he nor his family had been Jewish for two generations.

Free Free Palestine !!!

Maor Cohen

R140 I'm Jewish. Not Orthodox, not Conservative, not Reform, not Humanist, not Renewal and not Reconstructionist, all of which are American nonsensical designations which have nothing to do with Jewish history, culture, ethnicity and identity.

OT, and not that anyone cares, but those guys at R138 have what to me are perfect bodies. Much more than that I find grotesque.

Young Sasha Mitchell

Young Asaf Dayan

Patrick Campbell is a Jewish name, r118?

Must have been HIGHLY assimilated.

Technically only half-Jewish...

Are any of these celebrities known to be hung?

In what universe is this considered handsome?

(Loud throat clear) Did you forget about me?!?!?

Paging Quality Control

Fred and Ben

Mr. Barbra Streisand I, in his heyday, oozed sex.

Big Dick Nose

Big Dick Nose II

Israeli-born Ronen Rubinstein. This actor needs to make it big so I can see more of his handsomeness.

Non religious hunk of Juban heritage, the one and only William Levy

Juban, r159? Like the coffee?

Mandy Patinkin was handsome for about an hour.

The Gabors were Hungarian Jews who became Catholics when it $uited them!

Reality famewhore Asaf Goren, whose latest venture is joining the RPDR Pit Crew

[quote]The Gabors were Hungarian Jews

And women.

Pat Boone

Mordecai Knishson

I love Jewish boys.

Young Scott Disick

Daniel Day-Lewis.

[quote]Israeli sex symbol Ran Danker comes out as bisexual and reveals he’s been in a relationship with a man for the past three years.

R110 that might be the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen

Jerry Butler

F&F the Timmie-worshipping pedo pussies

R159 "Juban" is a derogatory slur for Jews from Cuba. Levy is Catholic, not Jewish.

George Segal

William Shatner.

Shatner was REALLY handsome.

Len Barry

Joel Kinnaman

Kirk

Jerry

Just out of curiosity, how do u know one who is Jewish?

R44 It's not about you, dear.

Jews always know, R182.

Jussie Smollet

So do bigots R184

Asaf Hertz

David Beckman's maternal grandfather was Jewish. Based on comments in this thread I understand that if it was his maternal grandmother he would be considered Jewish.

R188 Beckham would be considered Jewish under Jewish law (halacha) if his maternal grandmother and mother remained Jews.

"Bitch, we're hot."

^^^^^^^^^

Click pic at your own risk.

Bruno Mars. His father was half-Puerto Rican, half Ashkenazi Jewish.

Comic Matthew Broussard (who once tweeted, "As a Jew, I find comparing Trump to Hitler extremely insulting to Hitler's intelligence.")

I’m disgusted by Jewish people. They are sneaky and cannot be trusted

Joseph Gordon Levitt

R182, Jewish media usually touts & highlights Jewish celebs. Also there are online sources.

Ron Levi

Even though they have no connection to Jewish culture, some celebs are designated "Jewish" because they have a Jewish grandparent. Same as Nazi "racial classification".

Plenty of gorgeous eye candy on this thread. DL should stop wondering why straight women flock here.

Is it just me, or are a lot of Jewish guys gay? If so, is it the whole overbearing mother thing or other factors?

r174, True, but only since he converted in 2009.

Ron Levi: "Should I do tattoos on my body?"

r194, is an anti-Semitic bigot.

Shun him gals!

I would add him to my ignore list, r203, but I only ignore threads. I am not going to ignore this thread, however.

Jews are fat and dumpy

No mention of the most handsome one of all yet? Former model/actor Barry Kaufman/Robert Tyler. He was far too good looking to totally drop off the radar.

Don Diamont has always been smoking hot. Still very well preserved in his 50s.

Ben Aaron, of course

If only they didn't mutilate.

And nobody has mentioned Cary Grant!

Ezra Miller

Jerry Lewis was so cute eons ago.

Is there verificatia of sizemeat rumors?

Bryan Greenberg, despite the chicken legs.

Jon Bernthal

Dylan Sprayberry. Don't know if he himself is, but one of his parents is Jewish.

Don't forget me, bitches.

You don't bring me music anymore, r216.

r213 Bryan Greenberg looks like the link between Jake Gyllenhaal and Julian Morris. The three of them plus Oliver Jackson-Cohen playing brothers in a movie, that's something I'd see more than once.

James Franco, Noah Baumbach and Ben Stiller

Daniel Dale, Washington reporter of the Toronto Star. Known for his database containing every lie Trump has made since becoming president.

A photo of a young Hart Bochner.

Don't forget about me, bitches.

More than half of Hollywood actors are Jewish. It's like a cult. Most of them are ugly and pasty

This is turning, as so often happens in these threads, into anyone you know to be Jewish - the handsome seems to have been forgotten.

Ben Cohen.

He doesn't identify as Jewish but has a grandparent who was. So, per r198 I am posting him.

Adam Brody

Adrian Brody

Ken Olin. Well, he was handsome long ago.

Always thought young David Schwimmer was hot. Would have loved to see him nude back then.

Noah Rubin

Woody Allen in his youth. His father lived until he was 100 years old. His mother died when she was 95 years old.

R23 I thought of him ...but not as handsome! He should be on the ugly Jewish list with Polanski and Zero Mostel not this one!

Yes.

Daniel Day-Lewis looks like his Jewish mother.

Lotta gorgous jews for sure.

Hot jewish men.

Mark Ronson

Josh Bowman

The luscious David Leon.

Jackie Mason

Skylar Astin

Craig Bierko (I still think he's gay.)

Mel Brooks

It would be an honor to swallow Ari's jizz.

r231 Young Woody looked like an alter kocker.

I can't remember his name right now - but he comes on CNN to do commentary & is pretty hot. He's been discussed on here in other threads. I'm pretty sure he's Jewish based on his name. Any help?

Chris Pine has a Jewish mother, so he counts.

Daddy’s here, boys

Michael Landon in the Little Joe years

R181, Jerry Lewis was hot

NYT's Matthew Rosenberg. He's one of those "hotter in motion" types - so I am putting a video rather than a pic.

Robert Kraft is hot. His money made him hot but didn't give him class.

Gabe Kapler

253 Hot Jews and on one mentioned Theo Epstein?

What are you thinking?

Sports, r254. Never heard of him. But I'm sure he'll appreciate your condescension.

Hogans-era Jeremy Licht. At least I thought so back then

I can't believe no one's mentioned JAKE SILBERMAN or JOSH STAMBERG or TONY GOLDWYN yet!

Yes, young Tony Goldwyn guest starring on Designing Women. But he did nothing for me on Scandal. Also, I'm not sure if he is actually Jewish, or if he just has Jewish ancestry?

[quote]Omar Sharif Jr. (Grandson of actor Omar Sharif) Mum Jewish. Gay.

Yes.

And I've noticed that Sharif follows Julian Morris & Landon Ross on Instagram (& likes their photos), so they probably know each other.

OJC , again.

Circumcision is such a waste of beautiful Jewish men.

Ryan Thomas

Ido Drent

On a good day: Andy Samberg

The young Saul Bellow was pretty cute.

Glad someone brought up William Shatner- very handsome, when young.

Looking at a lot of these pictures, with so many intensely blue-eyed guys, I'm reminded that the DNA experts have established that the DNA of Ashkenazi Jews is much closer to Italian DNA than other Jews- in fact, (and this goes against what was said above about matrolineal descent), it is the women's DNA that is European, not the men's. . The working theory is that during the Hellenistic period and Roman period, male Jews were migrating throughout the Mediterranean and taking wives wherever they ended up, ostensibly having their wives officially convert to Judaism in order to preserve the Biblical injunctions and have their children accepted as Jews by the community:

Anyway, you see a record in the pictures above - very Semitic looking Jewish guys (black hair, hairy, dark brown eyes, all of whom could pass for Arabs or any other southern Mediterranean peoples) and then, in contrast, these very fair men with light colored eyes and sandy or light brown hair.. In fact, I find the more traditionally Semitic-looking Jews more attractive in general, but I'd have been happy to sleep with the majority of the men pictured above in my time. In fact, during my years in NYC, when I was in my 20s, I slept with a ton of Jewish guys. Wish I had thought to marry a doctor when I was at it.......

r265 here. I'm a bit surprised that no one has linked Jon Stewart. I think he's still very attractive, but when young, he was a knock out.

[quote]Glad someone brought up William Shatner- very handsome, when young.

Shatner -- nice Canadian Jewish boy from Montreal (2nd-largest Jewish community in Canada after Toronto).

[quote][R159] "Juban" is a derogatory slur for Jews from Cuba. Levy is Catholic, not Jewish

I didn’t think it was derogatory and as a matter of fact, I even thought I had made up the term on the spot (I suppose I was wrong).

And FYI, William Levy is not Catholic. He was brought up in a non-religious household and his maternal grandfather was Jewish. Hence why I used the word “heritage.”

Posh English violinist Charlie Siem:

Closeup:

[quote]William Levy is not Catholic. He was brought up in a non-religious household and his maternal grandfather was Jewish.

Levy converted to Catholicism years ago. The only thing "Jewish" about him was his matronymic, except to those who subscribe to Nazi racial classifications.

Hot AF Israeli Model Michael Lewis:

VPL:

Surely you haven’t forgotten moi?

I thought we were listing men of Jewish ancestry/culture/heritage, and not necessarily faith. If we were listing according to faith, half of the men listed here wouldn’t qualify.

Dashing:

Brian Bloom

R275 "Faith" is an American construct, what Jewish law, culture, history and ethnicity have been relegated to as part of the discriminatory and destructive "melting pot". Half of the men posted on this thread are not and were never Jewish except in the minds of those such as R268.

R276 Chabon was STUNNING in his youth.

I think he's a little too Grizzly Adams for my tastes these days, but he was also so pretty that I think he needed to make himself ugly to complicate things.

Young Chabon

Bill Shatner

That's a TZ episode. He also had a great ass. Many years ago I knew a woman who said that when she was a young actress and working at some summer theater, Bill took her cherry.

r261 is such a tool, I don't know why I'm bothering. Die, bitch.

The younger Steve Guttenberg.

This can't be the first mention of Robby Benson. "See" queens?

r145, link to your synagogue, please?

[quote]it’s probably not his real name

Lewis is a Jewish name -- there's a prominent Jewish political family in Canada with that name.

The only Michael Lewis I know was never quite able to let go of his Catholicism. It's not the model, nor the writer.

R285, don't forget these screencaps of the young Robby Benson's naked ass: : )

We are talking handsome, r289, i.e., faces, not tochis-some.

Does everyone know that Robby Benson was the voice of the Beast?

Sexy Beast!

Well, I knew, r291.

R285

I wonder about the background of Marc "Beastmaster" Singer. His violinist father Jacques (Jakob) Singer was a guest conductor for some Israeli symphony orchestras. I don't know anything about his mother's religious affiliation.

A young Jerry Lewis.

What about The Fat Jew. Don’t forget him; don’t know how to link pics.

Gary Gulman

R265 The best looking Jewish guys look Italian for some reason. Though Italian live oil consumption gives Italians much better skin and extremely clean anal canals!

Daniel Radcliffe

Since r278 is bound to chime in repeatedly (as he already has in this thread) saying how most of these guys aren't Jewish, I think it should be retitled for his satisfaction, to "In Praise of Handsome Guys who have at least one recent Jewish forbear". In the meantime, the rest of us fans for Jewish male pulchritude can return to our enjoyment - such as Fran Drescher's gay ex, Peter Marc Jacobson

R297 You're talking about Jews with Mediterranean ancestry. I think the best looking Jews have a combination of european and mediterranean ancestry.

HEY, DON'T FORGET ME.

Is Connor Jessup Jewish?

Possibly, R302.

Jessup can be a Jewish name, although since Connor is not a big star there isn't much info on his family background.

Fercockt!

Rubby Benson actually looks a bit like Michael Chabon (or vice versa)

This dreamy young man on the right: Michael David of EDM duo "Classixx."

The late Uncle Karl’s right hand man/hunky bodyguard, Sébastien Jondeau:

Stylish Jetsetter:

Mexican architect-turned-parfumer Carlos Huber:

R299 It's forebear. Your spelling is as pathetic as your insistent game of "find the Jew".

Robert Tyler (real name Barry Kaufman) who played Trucker on the soap Loving

Whoa!

More pictures of Robert Tyler:

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[quote]The Jews do seem to be blessed with good looks, looking at these men should prove once and for all they are the chosen people. Plus they are circumcised!

I agree, R32. My boyfriend is Jewish, and Jewish guys are hard to beat.

Well-educated, liberal/Democratic (usually), and circumcised. What's not to like?

Oh, why not? Let's have another one of Mr. Rudd.

Robert Tyler was stunning.

(Most of those photos are 20 years old but I bet he's still stunning today.)

The producers of Loving knew what they had with Robert Tyler. He was often shirtless on the show and had white a bit of steamy love scenes.

The most recent picture of him online was from 2005. He was still looking quite hot then.

I would lick him from head to toe!

I swear the character of Trisha (Noelle Beck) on Loving attracted some of the hottest Jewish cock. Like Trucker (the insanely hot Robert Tyler), Jeff (Richard Steinmetz) and Giff (Richard Cox).

Trisha with Trucker and Jeff. She chose Trucker of course.

Lucky Trisha with Trucker and Giff. The producers and Trucker showing off his nice arms this day.

I wish Barry Kaufman had stayed in Oakdale. He and Neil Maffin would have made a nice couple.

R322 The producers of that show knew the supreme eye candy they had with him on his all-too-short stint there. Him just in some boxers at just after the 16:30 mark. He has some nice, big feet too, for those into that.

Jakob Dylan

Now someone a little younger and more contemporary: meet Julien, a French pastry chef/model:

Une leçon de pâtisserie de Julien:

Julien goes to Israel.

Would love to suck the cream out of his cannoli...

Jesus of Nazareth

well, at least the WASPy looking Jesus that fundies like to hang up in their homes.

Poor JC, always getting hung up...

I think eating a triple-crème off his baguette might provide the more authentic experience, r328.

[quote]Would love to suck the cream out of his cannoli...

He's Italian?

Okay: the cre'me out of his e'clair

R332 and R333, please see r 331.

R331, that is.

Don’t forget us.

How do we know that Julien is Jewish?

Je ne sais pas.

R337 Jewlien?

Golan Cipel

Mark Feuerstein

Jaron Lowenstein

Jake Silbermann (of 'pendulous dong' fame)

Zach Rance

One of my favorite human beings of all-time happened to be a handsome Jewish guy. World would have been a better place, I suspect, if he were still in it.

Or Miniely, Israeli competitive climber

Schwitter *sounds* Jewish.

Schwitter, again.

Louis Bergdorf

Ron Levi

On the daddy curve here, and handsome on it: Richard Dreyfuss

Those baguettes at [R331] couldn't be Jewish -They were uncircumcised...

My new crush is the incredibly sexy (and funny) comedian, Sam Morril.

Amit Rahav from UNORTHODOX.

Let's try again.

Jewish guys are often incredibly hot, and Paul Rudd, yes, he's wet dream material. Havent had the opportunity to sleep with as many Jewish men as I'd like to have, but a few years ago I somehow met up with an Israeli IDF guy on holiday down here. Incredibly hot guy in his 30's (I was a little older but not much) with grey hair, and we had an afternoon of amazingly passionate sex. Its on my bucket list to one day travel to Israel to soak up the culture, the history and fuck my brains out

Ari Melber.

A whole video of them.

Ron Levi or his dog?

r350 r358 Is Ron Levi handsome, Jewish, and gay?

Michael Vartan is one hot Jewish boy...I can't believe Jennifer Gardner dumped him for Affleck.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[quote] Lewis is a Jewish name

It has various origins.

I generally assume that a Lewis is Welsh.

R259 And Landon deserves a photo in this thread as well.

Dan Levy

Dan Levy

[quote] Breckin Meyer - cute in Clueless. Handsome now.

There's a reason he's rarely, if ever, filmed from the side. That schnoz has its own zip code.

@ron_.levi

Zack Schor. Known for his recent role in Amazon's "Hunters".

Awwwwww...

DId Vartan have a nose job?

It looks unusually....chiseled.

Breckin Meyer says he is not Jewish.

How Jewish are they? Centuries of mixing with the gentiles means they are only part Jews.

No love for Zeppo?

R373 How bout Zeppo's great-nephew, Gregg (Gummo's grandson).

Satya Bhabha, Jewish on his mom's side. And gay.

Three hundred seventy-five replies and no one's mention DL fave Aaron Taylor-Johnson?

Mr. Julianna Margulies - lucky bitch

Everyone in my country know the Jew man have horns and tail. Doo the American gay people not know such thing? I see I need to add the awareness of Jew to Be Best campane.

Love Gary, r296!

Him.