Best JO substitute for vaseline

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J Lube is the most viscous thing I've ever encountered in all my years on this planet. It comes in powder form and you mix it water. You can adjust the viscosity by adjusting the amount of water. But I would never expect anything to be as thick as Vaseline.

You can mix a fresh small amount and keep the rest of your supply in powder form. That ought to cut down on infections.

I switched to no lube a few years ago. Love it.

Albolene. Similar texture to Vaseline but not as oily.

Spit

Lol r5, that was my boyhood lube! Not really ready for that at my (middle) age.

Not knocking it, but I’ve never understood why some guys can only jerk off with lube, doesn’t it get messy? I’ve always done it dry and perfectly happy; if I want to switch it up I’ll use my other hand.

Are you cut?

Vaseline? Imagine the mess. Do you use turpentine to clean up?

Crisco shortening.

I use Neutrogena body oil, but it's probably not thick enough for you.

OMG I love to use coconut oil... it's solid but as you warm it it turns greasy-- so hot, and smells fun!!

[quote]Vaseline? Imagine the mess. Do you use turpentine to clean up?

Why yes as a matter of fact I do, thanks for asking.

I figured. Who could resist the woodsy turpentine aroma mixed with a base note of almost empty oil tanker?

Doesn’t Albolene itself have petroleum jelly in it?

I agree. Coconut oil is the best. Starts solid, turns oily, and keeps the skin soft. There is a porn scene with Devin Franco where two guys show him the real use of coconut oil. Not messy like other oils.

you're right baby oil is too thin. but i mixt it with gelled baby oil. half and half. just the right texture.

When I first started butt fucking in the early 80's we all used vaseline, kinda greasy but it certainly worked.

So I bought some Albolene today and will be greasing my torpedo with it the next time the spirit moves me. I will report back as to impressions. 🍆

Albolene is like a Sharper Image Neck Massager. The label won't tell you, but everyone knows it serves a dual purpose. Many swear by it, r19, myself included.

I'm not kidding, OP. Try Vicks VapoRub. It's warm, but not burning. Mmmmm!

$37 for a jar of Abolene. no thanks.

R22, where the hell do you shop?

$9.09 · Rite Aid $9.69 · AllStarHealth.comNo tax $9.74 · Walmart

I switched to no-lube in the last several years. If I try jacking off with lube now it doesn’t feel as good.

Big fan of Sliquid organics.

r22 That's for THREE 12-oz jars on Amazon.

There was a thread recently about lube and some moisturizers that work too well. They keep your dick wet and moist after you are done and you put your pants on and that always creates a jock itch problem. I don't always have time to air myself out. WHat's a horny jacker to do?

10W 40 Havoline

Lard

Wessonality for the win!

how lucky uncut men are. they need no extra lube, but us poor cut men! raw and chapped is not a ggod look or feel on the rod of life. lube is a must.

[quote]I prefer the thicker consistency of petroleum jelly for taking care of myself down in the nether regions, but I know it’s bad for you — can cause infections and maybe other problems.

It can? I'd never heard that. What are the problems it can cause?

Uncut men use smegma.

Semen.

( Someone else’s) semen

Ewww, cut boys are disgusting. They can’t jerk off unless they smear Vaseline on their penis and stein the sheets or clothing. Ewww

Spit has worked just fine for me for 30 years now.

Possum fat

Ear wax

spit only works for a couple of minutes.... so that makes you a minute man huh? r37

i prefer to take myu time and enjoy the experience.

Crisco'll do you proud, ever' time!

An egg yolk.

Selsen Blue

Chanel No. 5

Whale blubber

Try olive oil. It works.

r46 For me, too.

Queen Helene Cocoa Butter.

Creme De La Mer

When my uncle died we found a stack of old Playboys and Noxema in his guest bedroom.

Tried Albolene last night. It’s still too slick for me. Despite having a boner as solid as a cannon, throbbing away, it was a struggle to get my thing to blow.

R2 apparently J Lube shouldn't be used on the penis!

[quote]Do be warned though that the product is 75% sucrose (labeled as "dispersing agent"). Although totally fine for anal, this means you should take heed to use in vagina or on penises as infections can be triggered. After all though, the product isn't made specifically for human use, anyways.

Boy Butter

R2, a guy I dated was into fisting and he wanted to try using some powder that he mixed in liquid. We tried to use it for regular sex and it was messy. But maybe that is because he mixed it in a cup and try to take it directly from the cup.

Un-Petroleum Jelly

R41 Bears insist on butter flavor Crisco. You know, they like butter.