Andy Cohen's baby HAS BEEN BORN! DL, meet Benjamin Allen Cohen! (well the back of him anyway)

John Mayer must be so happy

I expected him to name it after Ralph Fiennes...

Shirt's open. He's breast feeding.

Another fat boy for the Cohen family.

I hope they will be happy. I hope he won't build his whole life around the kid, that's weird. I have seen billionaires do it...I think it is a suicide waiting to happen.

Well, kid, your life is gonna suck because starting at about age 5, you'll realize you're just a prop.

Let's hope he takes after his mother.

Why did he do this to another human being? I know the Housewives are losing steam...this is probably about a reality show he needs. Ew

Called Child Protective Services now!

So old.

Even I feel sorry for that kid

I'm going to have to start working as a surrogate to pay for my lawsuits.

Good for him.

[quote] Jerry O'Connell Verified account @MrJerryOC Congrats @Andy with your baby Aquarian! Lemme know if you need help with the car seat. The first time is tricky... ❤❤❤

[quote]Eric Rosswood @LGBT_Activist Congrats, @Andy Cohen! And welcome to the world, Benjamin Allen Cohen! 😊

[quote]GLAAD @glaad GLAAD Retweeted E! News ❤️ @Andy

[quote]Nia Vardalos @NiaVardalos 👶 🍼 @Andy I am so happy for you. Mazel!!!

he will be a good dad

r1 He is, he just posted this

[quote] ♥️👶🏻 congratulations Andy! 👶🏻♥️

Those are the little shoes (boots?) he gave him when he was on his IG live the other day

When father and son disagree, the won't see eye to eye.

Future circumsized penis.

So Andy is an intact FTM trans?

[quote] Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny Congratulations @Andy on the greatest love of your life Benjamin Allen Cohen!!! 😘 👶 🍼 Baby you’ve got #BAC

And he’ll grow just to be as annoying as his father.

Cute pic and congrats to our Andy. Lucky man. I want a baby so bad, but my partner only will let me have a goddamn dog.

Notify Family Services now. Why wait to the last moment.

Is that Andy breast feeding?

r24 Yeah because sons are always inevitably like their dads...

W&W R20

[quote] I want a baby so bad, but my partner only will let me have a goddamn dog.

Consider yourself fortunate.

My condolences to the child.....Was "Social Media Prop" Cohen already taken?

wow already made it to the shaderoom. Andy will be thrilled

Has Eskimo Uncle Anderson been alerted?

Well, kid, welcome to the funhouse. Let us know when you need to spark up a bowl.

Is he a single dad? Sounds like the nannies will raise the child.

How soon will the child be fitted with perfect teeth and highlights?

Taylor Lautner commented "Babysitter 🙋🏽‍♂️" on Andy's IG post

Will Andy be raising him gay?

Andy is in Los Angeles with John, right?

Anderson is just about the only childless out celebrity now. I wonder if his brother’s suicide may make him wary of passing along his family’s jeans.

Congratulations to the new father ! No, not Andy, John Mayer of course.

r38 I know we're all (mostly) joking but what kind of stupid question is that? Did your parents failed to "raise you straight"? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Awww. That's a cute pic. Happy for him.

When will he and Anderson admit their love for each other and finally get together?

r43 More like him and Mayer

[quote]his family’s jeans.

My bottoms are tops!

Love you, R45.

[quote]Is that Andy breast feeding?

Skin to skin contact in the chest area is supposed to be soothing for newborns + they like to hear your heartbeat because they're used to it from the womb.

What this really means is: Andy either has someone instructing him on what to do or he's done some reading of his own.

Fat baby, just like Andy

When will the baby start using reefer?

Is John Mayer going to help raise the child?

Does the baby already have its own coke dealer on speed dial? It's never too early to lose the baby weight.

The kid's already got an internship at CNN lined up for the summer of 2039.

I actually feel happy for Andy. Congrats Andy...and Mayer maybe?

Anyway, it must feel incredible to be a father.

Seriously, I must be completely out of it- I didn't know Andy C. And John M. were "Sweet on each other", as my grandmother would have said it.

r54 I mean probably not but it is odd that Mayer would hang with someone like Cohen.

shirt is open so there is skin to skin contact, bonding, and baby smelling you etc. He looks happy. His mom will probably raise the kid 50%

....

Congratulations, and what does your baby think of me? Bethany The baby sees right through you, Bethany! Jill Zarin

Wow!

When can I drink its blood?

Wait! The dad is not with Andy and their son? What could be more important than the birth of your child? 👎

Oh Andy, just don’t be a single mother. You know how judgmental show is...

I hope I live long enough to see/read the tell-all, “Andy Dearest.”

Coming Soon--->>The Real Brats of Beverly Hills.....Follow the high stakes drama of your weed loving daddy sneaking out the go-go boys down the back stairs while your shirtless Manny prepares your Lobster Omlet before the limo arrives to whisks you off to your pre-school."

Will Andy partner with Gerber to launch a new “coke for kids” or line? Time will tell!

Baby Botox? Baby breast implants? Real Toddlers of Chelsea Daycare?

I predict his jealous, out of control dog is going to harm that poor child.

Sad to watch a child being raised in a brothel

I’m sure John “Sexual Napalm” Mayer, the Giudices, cracky Bruce Bozzi, narcissist aunties Kelly Ripa and SJP, and dishwater-personality Anderson Cooper will be great influences.

Just kidding. The kid will be too drugged up to be influenced by any people.

Lucky kid to have this influence in his life!

"Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass."

R69 Quote from John Mayer btw

Andy with platonic-boyfriend-adopted-mommy-with-“white supremacist dick” John Mayer. Charming!

Lucky little fuck, seriously as much as I can/cant stand him he is loaded, tapped on into this whole ridiculous reality show thing (made Bravo his own really) has constant access to celebrities, parties etc and he's reached that age where it's time to cool off and enjoy not being that "annoying guy on WWHL" or in the spotlight. I hope he raises this little crotch fruit in his Chelsea pad, or at the very least a NYC zip code and expose him to as much culture as possible w/o him turning into a spoiled little shit. Kudos Andy, I'll continue adopting/raising my own little shits (cats.)

R72 You know in 15 or 20 years, the kid will be a strung-out model or some version of entertainer brought up as a master of seven-minute talk show segments, humble bragging that his nannies were John Mayer and Carrie Bradshaw, but otherwise he had a totally normal childhood. And then crash, burn, and out comes the book about childhood neglect and abuse at the hands of a drug-addicted father with a weird parade of mentally disturbed quasi-uncles, like the secretly deranged and sexually deviant Anderson Vanderbilt.

The poor kid will be mixing cocktails for Andy’s lecherous old friends shirtless by age 15.

I wonder who the surrogate is? Probably some obsessed housewife fan. The fraus love him I guess. I was in a Target in the rural south once and a couple were looking in the book section. The husband pointed out one of Andy's books and the wife's face lite up and she was so thrilled to see it. Fraus can be very strange.

Is a baby the must have accessory for rich people who don’t know what to spend their money on? Thank God for nannies once their fleeting attention span moves on to the next must have bauble.

Isn’t Andy Cohen friends with Liam Neeson? He talks a lot about Neeson’s dead wife as if she had been his close friend. Asking because it’s now trending on twitter that Neeson said in an interview that a friend of his was raped by a black man, and that he used to seek revenge by walking around at night hoping to get into a violent altercation with a black person so that he would have an excuse to kill them.

That plus John Mayer’s proud racism puts Cohen (and bff Anderson Cooper) is really fucked up company.

R77 as with many celeb worshipers and clout chasers, Andy doesn't care if a celebrity is controversial or even bigoted. If they are nice to him or better even befriend him, Andy (and those like him) will overlook glaring flaws that they'd reject in a commoner.

R75 no doubt Andy went to 1 of those fancy surrogate companies. He probably picked the donor egg from a catalog.

The surrogate must be tall as that's a huge baby for a little person like Andy.

[quote]Neeson said in an interview that a friend of his was raped by a black man, and that he used to seek revenge by walking around at night hoping to get into a violent altercation with a black person so that he would have an excuse to kill them.

Wow. That is severely fucked up. Bet Tash would have been proud.

R40

Anderson has said that he wanted to have kids for a long time because he thought he was like his dad, but he realized that he is a lot like his mom and that changed his mind because "some people are not meant to be parents"

I love r40 s typo. I guess Anderson may be afraid of passing down all those Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They have never come back in style.

I hesitate to comment before I know the preferred pronouns.

Does a glitchy gene cause lazy eyes, or does that come from shaken baby syndrome?

Too late to ask at this point. Never mind.

If his kid jumps off the balcony around age 20, he and Anderson will have a lot more in common! What a compelling road show that would be as they bond over not-at-all-suspicious family tragedies.

Right about now, a bleary-eyed Andy Cohen is singing to his newborn child.

“Hush little baby, don’t say a word, daddy’s bought himself a pass-around party bottom...”

A disproportionate number of gay dads who use IVF have boys. It's pretty clear they're placing their take out orders for a preferred gender---only allowing implantation of boy embryos.

"Sad to watch a child being raised in a brothel"

Well, you should NEVER NEVER watch Mad Men. I'm serious. Don cries about it while pitching to Hershey's. It's a whole turning point and that was why he taught the world to sing in perfect harmony.

But you know, in an incredibly ironic way because it's Matthew Weiner. Who just gets creepier the more I hear about him.

Also, you should probably avoid Richard Pryor.

Because of your sadness.

R89 I know that made sense in your head, but...

How soon until the baby is photographed in blackface and wearing a Donna Summers wig?

I woke up with a sore throat in the middle of the night and read this thread. I went back to sleep and had this dream: My dad and I ate at a Denny’s and had a strange waiter. We left and I asked my father if he had left a tip. He said no because he thought I did, but it was OK because he thought the waiter was creepy anyway. I went back in to leave a tip. Inside the waiter was nasty and he told me that my father skipped out on paying the bill. I was confused. The creepy waiter told me to follow him outside. He opened the doors to the school bus he lived inside of and told me I needed to get in with him while he looks for the unpaid check. I said OK, and then I turned and ran away as fast as I could.

I’m pretty sure that was my psyche’s way of predicting how Cohen’s parenting is going to go.

Over 9 lbs but only 20 inches long? That baby needs to be put on a diet, pronto.

Was the baby conceived using Andy's sperm?

Congrats to Andy! Benjamin is one of my absolute favorite names.

Don't they have surrogacy companies in NYC? I wonder why Andy did it in LA

Is he single? I mean good for him I guess. I don't know how I feel about a 50 year old buying a baby. He's going to be 71 when the kid graduates college.

I believe surrogacy is not legal in NYC though Cuomo is trying to change it.

Congrats Andy....hope it is a good as in your dreams!!

R97 yes he's single. He used his sperm and a donor egg

R92, I’m sure that interpretation is spot on.

Andy Cohan

A professional baby to be whored out. Nasty.

At this point, they're giving babies away to gays.

Where’s Herod the Great when one needs him?

Congrats Andy

The Massachusetts courts have been seeing an alarming number of same sex divorces where NEITHER party wants to assume custody of the children involved.

Receipts r107

I detest Andy, but I wish him and his son well. Maybe the fatherhood experience will give him a good dose of humility.

R107, that's horrible.

R109 Oh please, we are all well aware he will end up selling the crotch fruit for cocaine

Just couldn't wait to post a pic, could he? Did he have a photographer standing by?

Don’t have a good feeling about this

[quote]Massachusetts

This is why you only buy babies from California.

Our babies are inspected to meet our high quality standard. No uglies or retards in our farms.

Andy came spontaneously when he heard 20 inches.

[quote]He used his sperm and a donor egg

He's a 50 year old man. He is not going to risk the embarrassment of having a less than perfect child. No way.Now how.

He obviously used John Mayer's little ones in order to get his baby.

I basically raised my nephews. Newborns to six months are the easiest to take care of. Once they start walking, and are granted some miraculous and endless energy is when Andy will want to pull his hair out lol. Congrats to Andy, I hope he enjoys the adorableness while he can; kids grow up so fast.

R117 ....You think he is going to actually raise it? Oh bless but that would be insanity

I love you, R115.

I think he will for the first few months R118 and then when the novelty wears off he'll let someone else do it until it is old enough to take care of itself.

I do hope he has the decency to lend out the kid to a girlfriend before his meth and bareback sex parties with 18 year old whores.

Is KG the godmother?

I think the only question is whether John jerked off by himself or if our Andy milked him dry in order to assure no sperm would go to waste.

The John Mayer thing is weird as fuck. I bet he and Andy get high together and screw and at some point Mayer is going to dump and humiliate Andy like he does to women, totally ghost him, and Andy will lose his shit.

R124 Andy already went through it when he asked Ralph Fiennes to start a family and Ralph dumped him.

I bet Cohen won't make the same mistake twice. He probably has made a file of every Mayer misstep ready for the blackmail: "Stay or I'll fuck your shit up bitch!"

Well at least the kid has a normal name.

What’s this about Ralph Fiennes and Andy?

R127 Long rumored to have had a "thing". For whatever reason, (many considered, but who knows), Ralph dumped him.

No one consider. Ralph did dump him.

Is he going to stuff Benjamin in a bassinet/dog bed on WWHL like he did with Wacha before Wacha started biting guests?

[quote]he will be a good dad

He'll be a good employer to the full time live in Nanny.

Thanks, R128. The thought of them together is bizarre, gross and cringe-inducing.

r129 I meant the reasons WHY being considered/conjectured, not that Ralph didn't dump him, he did.

Lurve

Double date!

Bizarre. I had never thought of Andy and Fiennes in the same thought much less occupying the same room.

[quote] He used his sperm and a donor egg

Did Andy Cohen actually claim that? Because it's not what I heard.

Yeah, it was a weird pairing to me, but seemed to work for a decent while. I'm really curious what made Ralph split. God knows he likely saw/knew everything.

Maybe he saw how unfortunate looking Jeff Lewis' baby turned out, and decided to get a sperm donor instead.

Soulless old addicts buying babies...so 2019!

I thought Fiennes was a notorious womanizer even fucking an air hostess in the cabin. Is he bi?

That poor child.

Now repeat after me "Yes, Daddy Andy Dearest".

Natural born nurturer.

Uncle Daddy Vanderbilt will help to educate the child.

Mommy is tall

Nah, it is just that Andy is 4'10 ...in lifts.

I feel sorry for the child. Imagine how he’s going to turn out with that shallow, cross-eyed douche for a parent. Using babies as props for attention is reprehensible.

CONGRATULATIONS 🎈🍾🎉 Andy. I know you are, OP.

Is it true, LVP was the surrogate?

[quote]Andy Cohen's baby HAS BEEN BORN!

THE YEAR IS ONE!!!!!!

Interviewer: “Did your father condemn your drug and alcohol use?”

Benjamin: “He always looked the other way.”

Maybe Andy should have used Mark Consuelos' sperm. Kelly is yapping on social media that she regrets not having a fourth child.

Same here r136. One would think Cohen isn’t even on Fiennes’ radar.

Even though there is slim to no chance of that baby being brought up in a stable sane environment, I wish them well.

Speaking of Kelly... I’m stunned she posted a picture without make-up. I swear if that kid is Mark Consuelo’s !

R153 that deserves a...

Andy just wanted to post that he got 20 inches.

R117 You didn't have to wake up at night to feed your nephews did you? The first 6 months of feeding are a nightmare.

I dread to think what happens when the child can speak and screams in Andrews face...

'What the fuck is up with your eyes? You fucking monster!'

I hope he takes it well, like he takes cock

Kelly is verklempt.

Bruce Bozzi was in the delivery room.

Who's Bruce Bozzi?

One of Andy’s BFFs R161. He’s co-owner of The Palm and is married to Bryan Lourd

Don't mutilate the kid.

R163, is the kid has Andy’s genetic material it’s too late. The kid is already mutilated.

R163, if the kid has Andy’s genetic material it’s too late. The kid is already mutilated.

Andy needs to unload that crazed dog for the safety of the baby.

Bruce Bozzi Is the godfather (swipe to the 2nd picture for Andy's baby)

Did Andy request an epidural during the birth?

It should have been drowned at birth.

The life that awaits this unfortunate bastard!

You know he’s going to do a children’s book to sell to all the fraus who congratulated him and said he’d be a great dad.

How long before they are wearing matching outfits.

[quote] How long before they are wearing matching outfits.

Both wear diapers now.

In a few years we’ll know who the father is Ralph or John Mayer.

He would go into these...rages. But as I’ve gotten older, I have come to understand he was never mad at me. He was mad at the dirt. Methamphetamines make people compulsive cleaners for some reason. Anyway, all in all, despite the shock of finding him dead with a teen prostitute, he wasn’t so bad. He left me a lot of money. I do regret that he named me after Uncle Anderson’s on-again/off-again lover, though. Especially when Uncle Anderson thinks I’m the other Ben and puts the moves on me. Alzheimer’s is rough.

"Aunt" Kelly Ripa is insufferable.

His head will explode in a few years when someone mentions what a cute grandson he is.

“Andy! He has your eyes!”

Andy Cohen raising a baby. Jeez Louise, this is what the movie “Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile” should really be about.

I believe the sudden urge to be a father happened after the split with Ralph. Andy was devastated. It seems to have happened right before Christmas 2017. Since then he has ghosted Ralph. No more Ralph on WWHL- and this was a yearly thing. Andy doesn’t mention his name now- EVER. They always spent December( Ralph’s birthday) and Christmas together. No more of that either. Ralph plunged himself into his work- and didn’t spend this past Dec in NYC as he always does- a first. Andy is showing him he now has what REALLY matters- a child- and Ralph has happy endings at massage parlors and work.... ouch.

[quote]Fraus can be very strange.

So can gays.

I am obsessed with Bruce Bozzi’s insane plastic surgery. He looks like a CPR dummy at this point.

R174, please be my best friend.

Bruce Bozzi is better looking than I pictured him.

Having a romantic dinner with baby daddy John Mayer (but really what's going on with these 2?)

Another video ^

Is the baby a (looks both ways and whispers)...Jew?

No, you’re only Jewish from your mother. This baby has no mother so can’t be Jewish.

I thought the mother was baseball player Anthony Recker?

What ever happened to that closet case friend he has a few years ago? I think he was an athlete?

Those clips R183/4 seal the deal for me. John is clearly the father. I don;t know what their agreement is, but John has to be Cohen's longest lasting relationship.

had*

Is Andy a fan of Ben Cohen?

R188 Sean Avery, the hockey player.

Andy is of a bygone era. His close friends include (gay) Anderson, (gay) Bruce Bozzi, (gay) John Hickey, (gay) Victor Garber), (f— hag) Kelly Ripa, (f— hag) Sarah Jessica Parker. He calls himself a “gold-star gay” and puts forth this notion that he is out and proud. At the same time, he had his gay friend Anderson awkwardly announce that he is strictly a top, and he lusts publicly after straight baseball players and the closest thing to non-platonic we ever see are with oversexed, oddly flamboyant “straight” men including athlete/fashion queen Sean Avery, hyper-masculine actors Daniel Craig and Ralph Fiennes, oddball pinups like Jerry O’Connell and Mr. Kelly Ripa, and musician John Mayer. He claims to be out and proud, yet he also seems only to be platonically interested in gay men and constantly working on converting straight guys who are either cast in roles of womanizers (Craig, Fiennes) or who are alleged to use and discard women in real life (Avery, Mayer). It’s a very weird dynamic. And then on top of it all, he has made himself king of an empire whose subjects are damaged, superficial aging women of another era who mostly seem to be desperately trying to land or to hang onto a rich husband. Overall, he seems to have deeply rooted issues, as if he is competing with straight women for their men and accepting of his sexuality only insofar as befriending, but not romantically involved with, other openly gay men.

Call Child Services and the DEA. Andy Cohen is a drug addict and shouldn’t be raising children on Coke!

I'm shocked Andy didn't faint when that photo at R191 was taken. I mean, how much can someone suck his gut in before he cuts off all the oxygen?

Ha Andy deleted the stories with JM from his IG

Nevermind they're still there ^

I give Andy some props for publicly thanking the surrogate for her work. I side eye how some people completely ignore everything their surrogate did for them to make this happen.

Is the surrogate the biological mom as well?

R36 i love that you used a gif from V.

Do you guys think they had sex after their romantic dinner?

[quote]I give Andy some props for publicly thanking the surrogate for her work. I side eye how some people completely ignore everything their surrogate did for them to make this happen.

It's not an Oscar. The surrogate was paid for her work.

There are pics on the DM today showing Andy taking the baby on a private plane. The kid isn't even a week old and he's already being used as a prop.

Poor kid.

As r201 says, he’s a prop.

My first thought when I saw Andy with the kid on a private plane: photo op. Does he travel with a personal photographer?

Babies shouldn’t go on planes until they’re a couple of months old. The pressure is not good for a newborn’s brain.

Honey, having Andy Cohen for a dad isn't going to be good for the baby's brain either.

Lol, R206!

MARY did you know?

Meet Christina Crawford v2.0.

Has Ralph Fiennes been spotted in L A this past week?

[quote] I give Andy some props for publicly thanking the surrogate for her work. I side eye how some people completely ignore everything their surrogate did for them to make this happen.

Oh, please. She was paid to sit around all day and gestate. It's a frauen dream job.

Andy Cohan

He doesn’t even post any photos of the baby’s face. The baby is just a prop.

He's saving the baby face pics for the People Mag spread $$$$$$$$$$$$

Benjamin Allen... you know John Mayer had a hand in picking that name out, seeing how he’s recently been hooking up with Alec Benjamin.

Mayer’s brother is named Benjamin.

What happened to the athlete Andy had a huge crush on?

The kid’s first name and his romantic dinner together are a dead giveaway that he is Mayer’s

Well, what do you know? Cohen finally snatched him.

Is his child mixed race?

"Taylor Lautner commented "Babysitter 🙋🏽‍♂️" on Andy's IG post"

PLEASE let this be a sign that the love of my life plans to come out soon!!

It's a good sign if he follows Andy!!

Praying for the headline: "Twilight Star Taylor Lautner Comes Out As Gay".

I eat babby.

Why did Taylor Lautner use a black emoji?

Link to Taylor Lautner tweet please.

That baby looks brown 👀

Uh oh, Andy has some explaining to do...

One of Andy's black trade didn't wear a condom.

No way! Andy doesn’t date anyone brown. His dating history is lily white. So how could the baby be brown?

I think it's gross when bespoke gays buy wombs to have motherless children. Why not adopt? Don't give me that shit about it being too hard or take too long, I know gay couples with numerous babies they adopted.

[quote] His dating history is lily white.

Andy dates people unlike himself.

That baby is really red, that's why it looks weird. I'm talking from experience here, when babies are red or purpleish they are white later, on the contrary, brown/ black people look usually white when they're newborns, they "take" color after a few weeks.

R228 Forgot to add, that's why everyone thought Kylie Jenner's baby was from his Asian bodyguard at first, because she had fair skin and slanted eyes, now there's no doubt she's actually black (well, mixed)

R226, why don’t YOU adopt? Don’t tell other people how to procure children until you’ve procured them for yourself. It’s similar to telling women not to have abortions when you’re a man and never have to worry about being pregnant.

I assume Andy is negotiating the "exclusive" photos to People Magazine? As any Attention Whore would do...

Will the surrogate at least get to be 'guest bartender' on WWHL? Maybe she can mix up some placenta cocktails?

The People cover story is a feat a compli. He is friends with the EIC, Jess Cagle. They go way back. Andy only befriends people who can advance him one way or another. Let’s all brace ourselves for the inevitable.

Cute pic. I wish them well.

Acquiring a child.

What a cheap, tacky publicity stunt!

I am ashamed of you!!

Just wait. Someday he'll be able to find the boys AND the booze! Just wait.

What a spoiled brat he is...not the baby but Princess Cohen! This will all end in tears. AC will no longer be able to act like a silly little Peter Pan pumping twinks, drinking like a fish and denying that he is a bottom. He will pull a Rosie and return the baby to its parents!

Congratulations to him!

I know this is a controversial statement because not everyone is meant to be a parent and there's nothing wrong with you if you don't want to be one but it makes me sad to think of so many family lines ending in the gay community, people feeling a loss of a sense of profound fulfillment because they think everything has to be perfect, they have to be perfect before they become a parent. Nothing helps get priorities in line and answer lingering questions than someone you love more than you thought you could, who needs you entirely and actually deserves that attention.

If you feel strongly that this is meant for you, don't let naysayers talk you out of it. You'll make it work and it will be worth it.

I wish that the baby had a mother or another father in his life. Daddy Shotski will lose it by being a single father.

This kid is going to have a LOT of uncles

My kids have guncles.

r240 At least they have a mom...

A mom who’s a grifter R241.

I'm sure objects have been flying against the walls of the Burtka-Patrick Harris home all week.

"Dammit David! Why didn't we think to fly the kids cross country with a photographer when they were 4 days old!!!"

"FUCK!!! Harper and Gideon are old and ugly now. We need fresh babies. Cute! Photogenic!!!"

I keep thinking of Andy being like Moira Rose and referring to it as”little bebe”

Don't be too shocked when he returns to WWHL and refers to little Benjamin Allen as his "gay-be."

I'm just curious what the next attention-getter will be for these gays who insist on bringing babies into their lives.

Coming out videos were the last decade. Babies are the decade which is almost over.

What will be the "publicity magnet" for 2020-2029?

R246 murder

Will Jake Gyllenhaal be the next gay celeb to have a baby via surrogacy after not having found the “right woman?”

Another Instagram post from the neck down today. He really is holding out for the highest bidder to show this kids face. He is despicable.

R226, didn't he do more than buy a womb? Didn't he buy an egg? I think that's bizarre for anyone, straight or guy.

Has the bris occurred yet?

The only thing happening right now is a money grab for the first face shot. It must not be going so well. LOL. I wonder if the shiny new prop has the wonky eye thing going on. And has Andy had Wacha euthanized? Surely there should have been an adorbs Insta of Wacha meeting the child- from the neck down, of course.

Perhaps he's not going for a money grab for the first face shot. I suspect the baby indeed has the wonky eye thing going on, and Andy is trying to hide that. Poor baby is as ugly as its father.

Well I guess it’s back to the pound for my unwanted ass.

[quote]The only thing happening right now is a money grab for the first face shot.

Tom Daley & Dustin Lance Black have also held off on revealing their baby's face.

Based on his fan girl persona I just can't see him raising a kid. It's a novelty that will soon wear off.

Poor kid. He’s going to have everything...and nothing.

Vindication is mine. In a “joint exclusive” with Today and People, his cover was revealed this AM. Groan. There he is with his beautiful pass around party baby!!!

Meet Benny Cohen!

He looks like an Eskimo.

Aww I have to admit he's really cute. r260 All babies do at first, my niece/nephew were like that too, at around 2-3 months you can really tell how they actually will look

You people do realize the ONLY reason he got a kid was to raise his Q rating right? That poor child will be Christina Crawford 2.0

On the cover of People! He's finally made it!

The kids looks like Nene, look at that nose and that mouth. You don't think Nene was the egg donor, do you?

Poor thing.

I know Andy HAS to be the father, but that nose look a lot like Mayer´s too lol

It looks like Winston Churchill.

Those Caesar bangs on that poor kid are tragic.

Whoever called it that he was holding off Benjamin's "frontal exposure" so Andy could get his People payday was dead on.

[quote]Has the bris occurred yet?

Yesterday, Kelly Ripa went.

Poor Ben. Kiss those precious nerve endings goodbye. I knew that kid was going to get mutilated.

Did those bloodsuckers consume the foreskin to stay young?

Gram the One-Eyed Snake

Has Andy started bragging about the size of his son's penis yet?

I used to enjoy him, niw ge is insufferable.

Kelly was talking about the ceremony and religion and yadda and I was waiting for Ryan to say he isn't Jewish but he's circumcised too but alas he didn't volunteer a damn thing.

Is he going to give himself a reality show now...."Queer Dad"?

He'll definitely find a husband now.

So the baby is Asian?

First Nations

Inuit

The next Dion Fay.

R278, the baby appears to have blue eyes.

If I were Andy, I would have picked an Ashkenazi egg donor to make sure the baby has a high IQ.

I've always loathed celebs who pose with their newborns in People or any othe celeb mag.. It just seems dirty for some reason. But this baby isnt even 2 weeks old? Slow down Andrew.

Is he donating the money he received from People to charity like other celebs have done under similar circumstances?

r282 even better he had to have negotiated that deal for pics and the cover before the baby was born. People would have had to known they were putting him on the cover well in advance of the birth just for layout production reasons. That means Cohen used his unborn child to land a magazine cover and probably make money on the pictures.

I was criticized by a co-worker today for saying that Andy was just looking for publicity. I defended myself by saying if he was really serious about being a dad he would keep it private and not plaster the kids face on the cover of PEOPLE. The whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

[quote] I was criticized by a co-worker today for saying that Andy was just looking for publicity.

Looking = Side eye.

[quote]Is he donating the money he received from People to charity like other celebs have done under similar circumstances?

Oh, you're sweet.

[quote] Andy Cohen's baby HAS BEEN BORN!

Has been born and, mercifully, has died.

Andy is friendly with Jess Cagle who runs People. I'm sure he paid for the photos but the exposure was much more important for Andy. In not time he'll be discussing his problems with lactation.

Andy sold the photos to People Magazine-----just like I called it last week!!

I'm excited to read Andys take on parenting while rolling a joint. Or his plight of hooking up with strangers while trying to not wake up the nanny.

IF he spends enough time with the infant after it acquires a personality, it’s possible that he may begin to see it as an interesting little person and not just a trendy accessor and bond with it. That will all depend on whether he does more than photo ops and turns over care to hired help otherwise.

I wonder how long the bitch Cohen was in labor. God knows her male pussy could have delivered quadruplets it's been stretched so much.

R252 Shiny new prop? Does it even have an ounce of his DNA or did Miss Cohen have a surrogate papa as well?

R281 Andy is Ashkenazi and is extremely silly, immature and stupid! So much for your high Ashkenazi !Q theory........

Andy is going to whore this kid for publicity non stop.

I cant wait to see how Benji reacts to his dada bringing home Twinkie tricks. that will scar poor widdle BA.

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I eat babby.

The second coming.

Andy is a troll, but his baby is adorable

Why did AC did such a selfish thing? He is such a shameless media whore. The poor kid has to grow up with this shit.

R298, That dog is crazed, as I posted at R66.

In her book on Cary Grant, Dyan Cannon wrote of returning home with newborn daughter Jennifer. She wanted to introduce the dog she'd had for years to the new family addition but she couldn't find him anywhere. Cary finally admitted that he'd given her dog away, saying "You cannot have a dog in the same house as a new baby, Dyan . . .".

Andy is going to have to choose between the dog and the baby. Rehome one or the other. This is only going to end in tears if not worse. Then we will have to hear the whole "This is why gay men shouldn't be parents" bullshit.

Man, he really is fuckin' whoring this kid out for every last drop of publicity, no?

You just know it is eating NPH up alive. Him and David will probably buy vicious, hungry pit bulls for Harper and Gideon this week.

I really feel like he doesn’t understand that a child isn’t a prop for photo shoots. And he probably never will. The man has been single and lived alone for the better part of 50 years. As soon as the infant begins to show human emotions, he’s going to shove it off into the care of hired help and only show it in social media photos and speak about it in media appearances. As lucky as a celebrity dog may be, the human version is destined for a spoiled, loveless life.

Sad he will never have a mother.

Don’t be sad, R308. He has LuAnn, Ramona and Theresa Giudice. What more could a fledgling human being ever need to grow into someone great?

Oh, and Kelly Ripa, who may personally ring his neck if he isn’t gay.

How many times as kids, teens, adults have we called our mother to help us through something difficult. Mom I need to talk.

Andy I need to talk.

R311 Oh, Sweetie, we can talk, but save it for the radio show. I’m short on topics to fill the air, anyway. Oh, hey, I know. I’ll have Auntie Sandra Bernhardt call in and she can give you some snarky no-nonsense advice. You sound a little distraught. Are you OK? I’ll send a car to pick you up for the studio. If you have tears on the way, hold them until you have a good sniffle for the live mic, OK? If it’s good, we can give you the Mazel of the Day on WWHL tonight, OK? Oh, and I am really trying to get you that cereal commercial. The wonky eye is an issue, but keep practicing that trick I taught you, OK? Hey, listen, if you need a shoulder to cry on, you have Aunt Anderson’s number, yes? Sweetie, I’m kind of busy, I’ll see you at the studio, kiss kiss.

The frau's are just eating this up. Makes them feel so PC.

So whatever that was with Ralph (That's RAFE to you!) Fiennes seems to have been some sort of method-inspo-shit for his new movie 'the white..' something about that gay russian balett dancer. Too lazy to google.

Ralph probably flirted and cock teased andy. Maybe got andy to suck his cock. Mind fucked him into thinking he wanted something serious and then...👻 when his movie was done. He seems the type to do something like that.

Ralph me my friend.

RAFE seems as insufferable as Andy.

Milking it!!!

Andy says he has a fat cock

DL PREDICTICTED IT = “Andy Cohen Spotted on Dating Apps after welcoming baby”

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GLAAD Media Awards To Honor Andy Cohen With Vito Russo Award.....

For Heaven's Sake.

I’m surprised there’s white women in the US willing to be surrogates. Surrogates need to have given birth before, how many white moms are that hard up for cash.

R322 Are you kidding? Some real housewives-obsessed wino’s absolute dream would be to have Andy Cocaine’s milt squirted into her hooha.

R288, you are fucked up and I love it!!!! You should have signed it as Mrs. O’Hara

[quote]I’m surprised there’s white women in the US willing to be surrogates. Surrogates need to have given birth before, how many white moms are that hard up for cash.

Why do they gotta be white?

Father of the year Andy shows up drunk, high and running into doors on a date with a Howard Stern Show staffer.

This child gets less attention than a dusty Hummel figurine.

[quote] This child gets less attention than a dusty Hummel figurine.

Even if I didn’t buy the cocaine rumors about him, Andy’s baby marketing plan would be enough to convince me he’s fucked up.

1. Plan to have a baby as a single, possibly drug addicted, gay man at 50.

2. Press tour to announce new toy/baby.

3. Get all the Housewives together and invite press for massive ‘baby shower’ photo op party with tons of booze and likely drugs.

4. Sell photos of baby to US (People?) within days of birth.

5. Second press tour to announce how giddily happy daddy is, oh, and PS, keep repeating that daddy has a fat cock. He said that on Stern and then...

In case you missed it, Andy did an Instagram “ask me anything” thing and someone asked something crass and he answered “THICK.”

He is the same personality type as the Countess, Kin Zolciak, all his whore employees. And he is using his baby as a marketing gimmick. It’s one of the most gratuitously grotesque abuses of parenting I have seen and surely measures up again Joan Crawford’s.

Father's Day is June 16th.

I can only imagine how he'll exploit that for himself.

He’ll probably hire male porn stars to give lap dances at BJ’s bar mitzvah.

R325 They don’t have to be but Andy’s was. So was Shaun T’s. So was Cheyenne Jackson’s.

Andy’s bff Anderson Cooper talks about how much of an ‘artist’ his mother is, how unorthodox, he has talked about his mother’s sex life and bragged about her one-night stands with Brando or Paul Newman or someone. It’s not normal.

I bet through his relationship with Anderson, Andy has developed the opinion that he can be a fabulously flamboyantly oversexed, drugged-up daddy—a male Gloria Vanderbilt.

Gloria says one of her sons killed himself in front of her, jumping off a balcony to his death in NYC. I bet Andy is already fantasizing about the day when his son does that...can you imagine all the headlines, the book deal$?

R325 Oh, please, any white Bravo housewife with an intact womb (which leaves few...) would gestate Cohen’s offspring in exchange for another season.

He needs to be blitzed to just have a conversation with a "civilian".

Refreshingly enough I find I haven’t thought about Andy Cohen and his baby in over a month. It’s not working, Andy.