Tasteful Friends: 14 Million Dollar Party Pad on Madison Ave

Now with the video actually attached!

Who pays that money to live on Madison Avenue? Also the spaces look like SMALL caverns, rather than cavernous. The terrace is horrid. It has 9 rooms and he keeps calling it a mansion. The "grand foyer" is a joke. If I were a "newly out" minor .1%er I would gladly pay a fortune to fuck Erik Conover for a year, in a much nicer apartment elsewhere.

This is perfect, except for the vest.

Hideous in every sense of the word

Conover redefines the term 'thirsty.' For the right price, he'd probably let you fuck him wherever you want.

Just don't be surprised if he wants to livestream it on Twitch or something.

He works up perfect hair for the cameras. The beard has fixed his somewhat smashed face and chinny chin chin.

Why does he walk like that?

Why does he talk like that? He sounds like the buffoons on ET/Access Hollywood.

In Nooooo York City.

He walks like a cartoon character. Can't think which one. Wile E. Coyote?

No - sorry, a fabulous gay man is not going to spend $14MM for that. Madison Ave, small spaces, no great view, not particularly fabulous. You could get a fabulous place in the West Village for $14MM. Not sure who would pay more than $8MM for that.

Over the age of 25, I think a person would have suicidal thoughts swimming in the slit on that cold corporate "terrace".

Too many fabulouses, dear.

I think the pool makes the terrace less desirable rather than featuring as an asset. It's not private enough for parties (or orgies), or even for a relaxing dip after work, and it takes up a lot of room. The only person I could see using it is a hardcore fitness fanatic who does 50 grim laps before work in the morning, because that's more convenient than heading to the gym to do it.

Bateman's pad in American Psycho was more tasteful than this place.

Those gold sofas look like giant Ferrero Rochers.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

Shove a road cone up that agent’s ass.

That pool is going to be full of pigeon shit.

I have a big cock but not a road cone. Is Conover that blown out?

If Conover wants long-term success as a talking head, he needs to take elocution lessons. He's got a terrible case of Millennial mushmouth.

The tower is a dead drop onto that "terrace". I shudder to think all the ways this won't be a cozy place.

There is an indoor pool about the same size. The top floor apartments have a space age if spooky glamour in the original specs.

I like the look of the upper apartments much better. They seem more private, at least.

It looks like the lobby of a hotel. No warmth at all.

It would be an excellent pad for a high-class hooker. With all those bedrooms, maybe a couple of 'em.

Is this what people buy in NYC? It seem soulless. One assumes they have all the numbers on what kind of apartments people buy as investments. Even if one is laundering money, or letting the 17th sheik 13 times removed from the throne crash there 2 times a year.

My guess is that the apartment isn't selling, which is why they let YouTube famewhore Conover hawk it on his channel.

It seems like a mistake. It should be breakfast and conference rooms and a party terrace that nobody rents.

I hate the way he pronounces foyer.

I agree with R28. It would have made more sense as a common meeting space/party-room/terrace for the entire building.

I could be an Air BnB

Were they raised in a barn? They make such a big deal out of the damn oven door handle and "silent close" cabinets, as if they're the height of luxury.

I suppose those features might be appealing to an OCD buyer.....

Those are the details of the video tour we love, R32.

The apartment practically screams "foreign investor tax dodge!"

It only it were in a Trump building. It would be seized by the government at any moment--exciting!

I also laughed at the opening of the oven.

^LOL. You wouldn't want to pull a muscle or get carpel tunnel from having to use a regular handle. It has to swivel.