Urinal Peeking

A few shocking anacondas, yes!

I'm always pleasantly surprised when a slight, skinny guy walks up and whips out a big, flopping monster.

I was once at the urinal at the airport, and two business men in suits walked up to the urinals and were peeing next to each other. They knew each other and were talking business, but I noticed that one of the business men was blatantly looking over at the other guy's dick. Then he said, "Well, Bill, I finally got to see your cock."

Poor Bill looked mortified, but he kind of laughed it off. But the other guy didn't stop there! He said, "Nice-sized. Not huge, but bigger than I thought it would be." OMG! Bill turned bright red and zipped up. I bet that was an interesting business trip for Bill and his co-worker.

Apparently the OP, being a touch-me-not millennial, is unfamiliar with the phrase "Show hard for blow job."

Just my luck that the ONE time I actally peek ...

Well I never in all my life.

I saw a guy with a dad bod once who probably had the hugest cock I've ever seen. Thick, long as hell, and he was completely soft. I wonder how big that thing got when it was hard.

Can someone find this guy for me?

Hilarious, r3. And what a bully that guy must’ve been.

My boss, he had a beautiful cock.

There's a guy on my floor, late 20s, handsome as fuck. He undoes his pants and lowers them so everything is shown - bush, huge cock, balls. And he stands back a step so you can't miss a thing. Im in love.

If you have a small pecker, then urinals are hell (but you don't want to be the guy that uses a stall).

who cares?

I am above average in size, girth, etc... it's really a nice one. But for some reason I absolutely cannot whip it out and pee at a urinal ... it's a horribly annoying affliction. Pee shy... can this problem be solved?

I was in an Italian restaurant in Chicago for Easter dinner. Rosebud. I notice this beautiful kid, about 20, at a table with his family. By coincidence -- I swear -- we get up to go to the bathroom at the same time. It's this little space with two urinals. He pulls out this huge, long, beautiful living thing. I had to go to the stall and sit down.

Years ago at LAX, pilot in his mid-30s or so pulls it out at a urinal next to me. Damn, that was one beautiful, long, fat cock. This is back when there were no dividers between the urinals. I can still remember staring at it. I think he was very into that too.

The guy from the Good Wife. Huge! Almost like the spy cam video someone posted a few replies above.

What guy from Good Wife?

When I was in middle school this one guy who was 2 years older than the rest of us whipped out the most beautiful black cock I've ever seen flaccid. He was bi-racial so he was tan , and the shaft was only slightly darker than the rest of him. His nuts were the perfect size too like golf balls , not eggs! He was at least 5 inches flaccid.

Josh whatisname. The one who played the lawyer who was Alicia’s love interest and died.

urinalottatrouble, op.

R20 ur talking about Josh Charles !!!! OMG! I have heard rumors from my friend who used to live between DC and New York. She could never remember his name but she swore he had a "cunt wrecker" . She knew him when he was in his 20's.

It was huge and floppy and amazing for a soft pissing dick, he’s cut BTW.

Yeah he does have BDF. Looks a bit like James Woods

^^^^^^^

Fuck; if Josh’s nose is an indication of his dick size... wow! I always found him hot in a preppy way.

He’s not impressive height though, I’d say maybe 5’8”- and that nose IS huge in real life.

Growing up I used to have to go to a lot of sports games and most of the toilets in the older college/town/high school stadiums were troths and I saw a lot of cock.

BTW I wouldn't take a urinal peek as definitive. My ex was hung but not that impressive when flaccid.

When will the tyranny of the urinal divider be exposed? So what if someone can see your dick!

"troths"

Oh, dear!

Ready for Oktoberfest

Which one of you is the fattie eldergay checking out hoodie?

Who needs a Urinal

The fragrance of it all!

Spent most of my adult life trying to pretend that piss wasn't involved in sexual organs at all -- so no interest in seeing it at a urinal. Yuck.

So has anyone taken a step further after seeing a thick one at the urinal?

Bradley Center in Milwaukee. Stood next to Olympic gold medalist Dan Jansen. Of course I looked. Good length pretty thick.

I am guilty of peeking a few times. This guy Brian I work with has the the nicest cock I’ve ever seen. He could be a penis model.

R14 I've been pee shy my whole life, but there are ways to get over it. It may take a little time, but keep up with trying. Hopefully it'll work out for you!

There are so many other male parts to admire than a dick you will never get or be able to accomodate...anywhere.

I'm not going to get those other parts either, any more, so why not include COCK.

If a urinal doesn't have a walls on either side I swear my dick crawls inside my body.

Really? I always got a semi at trough pissoirs.

A nice one.

Perfect viewing.

I was driving through IL on I80 many years ago and stopped at a gas/restaurant stop. It was a McDonalds, you may know the one. There was a group of local high school kids hanging out and the redhead followed me into the john.

He stepped right up and drew out an anaconda and just stood there looking at me. I wasn't alone, so nothing happened, but I've never forgotten that young lad.

[quote] Looks a bit like James Woods

Bite your fucking tongue, r24. Then bite your fucking dick. And leave it in the urinal.

Why? He's a douche bag well known to sport a horse cock.

Have you people never been cottaging?! Urinal peeking was responsible for a large part of my early sex life.

WPITW, r48.

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I always stopped at these in the Jardin du Lux on my way home from class. Those were the days!

I think this is a better idea...

R51 that looks like it is a pic of a prison setting.

Ya’ll are pervs. I honestly haven’t looked in my life.

It's a victorian loo now under historical importance protection, apparently.

I much prefer the small ones, I like when it is too small to pull through the zipper and the guy has to open his trousers all the way.

The original downstairs mens room at Grand Central Station...so much action

Every mainline train station public toilet in London is a urinal wank hotspot, especially in the evenings when you get slightly drunk closet cases out for a bit of homo sex before they go home to their wives.

Threads like this make me glad I'm a woman. I would DIE of embarassment if someone looked at me while peeing.

r8 that is one of my favorite vids from Tumblr (RIP). Gross and hot that he is going commando and wipes on his pants. In a way, that adds to his macho hotness, plus his strut to the urinal. I’m sure that ass isn’t fresh, but I would have gone home with him. Hot from head to toe, with two stops at that anaconda in his pants.

My body is ready.

That video makes me sad that my penis is so much smaller.

Used to work at a company in Silicon Valley, but didn't like the bathrooms because they were partitionless. That changed when I was going once and one of the VPs came in, unzipped, and then leaned over to get a look at my cock. I returned the favor. Always tried to time it to show up at the urinals when he was around, and we had a few more 'lookie-lou' sessions, but that was it.

I can't use urinals i've got a shy bladder.

Im doing it as I type this

R57 that is really small

Was at a mall once. Guy came up next to me and whipped it out, peed, then started stroking as he peeked at my cock. Both got hard, then had a little fun.

I am riveted to that astonishing experience, R67!

Hey don't knock it 'til you try it, R68

I always notice the mouth more -- and first thing. A bathroom is the last place I want to have sex so I don't even go there with a peek.

^^^ Our Lady of High Standards ! ^^^

Years ago, I stopped at a highway rest area on my trip to Atlanta. While peeing, this country looking guy came to pee next to me. I swear his dick as as thick as my arm. The head is so big with a big pee hole. His pee came out in two streams. I masturbated for many days thinking about it.

[quote]were troths and I saw a lot of cock.

Oh Dear! did you pledge to honor and obey?

Urinal Peking

The biggest dick I ever tried to take I picked up out of a sleazy straight dive bar with a trough for the urinal. Im standing there peeing and this white trash guy comes in and whips out this big floppy snake. Of course Im immediately riveted,so I stare it down as he has to sort of hike it up in his hand to keep from hitting the trough. Long story short,it took me 3 weeks of hardcore campaigning to get him to agree to let me have that thing.I prepped for 3 days in advance of the "big night" ,douched several times right before I went over ,reassured him over and over because he'd been shit on before trying anal etc. Slowly he works that gigantic thing in and finally hits bottom,gets about a dozen thrusts in, and I explode shit all over him. He jumps back cursing and I die of mortification.

amateur

All is not lost...

Is this true?

I was at a set of urinals at a rest ared that didn't have dividers. Something rare nowadays.

This county guy pulled up to the urinal next to me and whipped out a huge cock. Long piss then looked at me and said, "you getting a good look?"

Swallowed the cock AND the load....

In Sydney, trough at my gym. This guy came next to me, tiniest cock I had ever seen, clit sized. So hot.

The saddest thing in the world is urinal dividers. Goddamn them. What is wrong with bathroom architects nowadays? They're fucking un-American denying the opportunity to look. Bastards.

I remember when I was young and the rows of piss troughs at Fenway Park in Boston. I was open-see dick city. Who cared about a baseball game when you had thousands of dicks to see?!

Thankfully, some airports and most sports stadiums still have rows of urinals with no dividers. Stop with the urinals dividers. It hurts my soul.

Of course I look. Urinal peeking is one of the joys of pissing in public restrooms. It's the great equalizer seeing other men's cocks (well, sometimes...but nonetheless, it's fun!).

I saw porn actor Al Parker's cock in a restroom. This was at a charity event, nothing sleazy. He wan't shy about showing it. I'd seen it may times in films so no big deal.

Look? Yes, absolutely. I look all the time. I even try looking over those disgusting, boner-killer urinal dividers.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that (urinal divider) WALL!

I know I'm in the minority, but I like the urinal divider walls. Makes it easier for pee-shy folks like me to pee. Doesn't stop the peeking, though!

Airports are great for viewing. The bigger the airport and older the terminal... the better the view.

R85 I agree with you and it is a nightmare if there aren't any. I freeze up and no urine will come out no matter how bad I need to go!

Faultline Bar in Silverlake/Los Angeles has a notorious trough. I have copped and have been copped many many times. If things get too hot, we take into one of the stalls.

Saw the biggest dick in my life at Miami airport. It was an anaconda and they guy would have been porto rican or latino. It was dark, thick and loooooong. I could not stop looking.

When I went to wash my hands I even could see it in the reflection of the mirror. Best peek ever

It's a plus if you're tall.

R89 Some of the biggest dicks I've ever seen have been at the Miami airport. It's like an endless cavalcade of huge cocks flopping out of pants at the urinals at MIA.

I'm dead serious, but no - honestly, not ever. The only time I ever caught a glimpse of a guys dick at a urinal was when I was a bus boy at Chi Chi's back in the early 90's and went to use the bathroom and some guy (in his 50's I guess) was standing away from the urinal with a full hard-on taking a piss with his dick in plain view. I hate standing next to anyone at a urinal, and will use a stall if need be. It's a sound thing, and a smell thing. I can't pee with someone next to me, watersports at all are not my thing and if it's dead silent in the bathroom, the sound thing shuts my bladder down. If it's a nightclub or bar with loud music playing I'm generally OK though.

Saw Drew Bledsoe pull it out to pee. Big and beautiful

[quote]I know I'm in the minority, but I like the urinal divider walls. Makes it easier for pee-shy folks like me to pee. Doesn't stop the peeking, though!

R85. I wish. Who the hell can see over the urinal divider? I hate them. What are you, seven-feet tall?

r92 so you never did, except that time you did, and a guy in his 50s was peeing with a hard-on.

I always peek! I have seen quite a few monsters over the years.

I have even recorded quite a few when I had my phone on my hip.

The irony is I work for a company that makes urinal dividers.

I had a piss next to Russell Tovey once. He had the most masculine cock I'd ever seen.

R97 What is a "masculine cock?" Did it have 5:00 shadow? Was it smoking a cigar?

I assume that its some sly referential snark?

[quote]You know you do it.

I respect others’ privacy and have a healthy fear of getting my ass kicked if caught so, no, I don’t do it.

I was on jury duty in San Francisco when this guy, Alex Fagan, Jr., the son of the police chief, was on trial for being drunk and beating up a guy. During a recess, he walked into the bathroom and went to the urinal right next to me. His dick was cut and long and girthy and just about perfect.

The guy was a total alcoholic douche bag, but he was beautiful.

I once saw a FedEx delivery guy, unabashedly pleasure himself to completion at the urinal next to mine (in an office building bathroom). He seemed to be having so much fun, I didn't have the heart to interrupt him.

You peekers must have seen these cocks many years ago. Even the smallest men's bathrooms have urinal dividers now, if you want to see any dick the guy would have to turn around and show it!

Gym in the valley - I was working out at 3 P.. place was dead. Guy comes in and is wearing those biker shorts with a big bulge. I catch a few looks but I am about near the end of my work. Never seen him at the gym before. I go to the bathroom to piss, two seconds later he walks in, right next to me, whips out a giant fucking dick, soft. I am just looking over at it. He is showing it off basically, not pissing. I figured what the hell and started a conversation. I said, "man it is dead here." He looked at me, still holding his dick for show and said: "yeah I never come here during the day." Now he is looking right at me still has his dick in hand and not pissing. I took a chance and said, "I bet I could blow you in the stall and no one would ever know." Without missing a beat he said, "let's find out." It got fatter and longer but not more than say 7 or 8 inches but he came like a fountain.

[quote] Some of the biggest dicks I've ever seen have been at the Miami airport. It's like an endless cavalcade of huge cocks flopping out of pants at the urinals at MIA.

Yup. I always allowed plenty of extra time to catch my flight at MIA. I was never disappointed

Well R98 & R99 it was the way it just flopped out without a care in the world, and the pissing was so alpha male it hurt. I thought at the time 'There's no way this dick can belong to a gay guy!'

That's just weird and kind of homophobic, R106.

That's just PATHETIC, having enjoyed many mega cocks attached to GAY MEN. Stop the insanity.

Why don't these brah worshippers start their own discussion forum - pathetic self hating fags who worship straights.

Michael Cudlitz. Nice, really nice.

R110 Tell us more! I think he's so sexy.

R108 is so nelly that no brah would take her out in public..

R95, perhaps you don't understand what "peeking" means. If someone flashes their dick at you, that's not "peeking".

I was at a urinal with my boss, big guy 6'4" Italian and hot when I looked I saw a micro dick, very disappointing.

When I was about 14 we were driving to Florida for vacation. We stopped at a rest stop somewhere on I95 and I went into the men’s room to take a leak. This older mid-late 40’s very attractive daddy type comes in, takes the urinal next to mine even though the bathroom was empty, pulls out this beautiful fat dick and proceeds to start pissing. Obviously at 14 I was super turned on but trying not to look. The guy knew exactly what he was doing. I’ll never forget... we made brief eye contact, the guy gave me a smirkand proceeded to shake his dick off longer than he should. I saw it start to get hard. I was scared of my dad coming in so I hightailed it out of there. To this day 20+ years later I get very turned on at pornhub videos of urinal spy cams and I definitely have had some public restroom cruising fun at urinals (the Hilton on 53rd and 6th in NYC is great!) and it always makes me think of that experience when I was a horny teenager!

Love seeing a man holding his dick, pissing..so hot

Northern Australia, not many dividers and mostly troughs.

If you are cut expect comments. "Muslim, Jewish or American?" Everyone looks and comments and guess what? No big fucking deal.

Bring back the piss trough. It's a sacred rite of passage for all young males.

R116 Australian here, SEQ, never heard anyone make such a comment. It's pretty much 50/50 overall of either or, so a comment on one or the other seems strange.

R116 Where in Northern Australia are you? Darwin, Cairns, Mount Isa? I know Mount Isa has a low circ rate.

R118 you need to pee at the bowling club in Mossman.

R120 Why's that?

R120 Mossmann, Queensland? I thought they would have a high circ rate from the 1940s onwards, and holding onto the procedure much more than other Australian places being more regional / country?

just damn

Is this something that straight guys do, too? Out of curiosity, if nothing else?

I'm always so terrified the other guy might see me looking I've always been too terrified to even try.

I don't do it because I refuse to stand and piss into a trough like some farm animal. I use a stall.

R125 those must be some highly trained farm animals to be able to piss into a trough

R126 is perfection incarnate.

(But, shhh. R125 is so lacking in life experience that she doesn't know what animals actually use troughs for.)

I honestly don't do this, but once accidentally caught a glimpse of this gorgeous guy's pecker in the bathroom when I worked at P&G. He was nicknamed 'Nick the Dick' because of his enormous pecker. My own supervisor had screwed with him, and when I told her I had gotten a look at it, she just said, "I know, right?".

That's what sucks about working from home. Dammit.

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I love sneaking a peek at a guy’s pissing meat.

One of the things that irks me most is when someone comes up to the urinal next to you and wants to start a conversation. Attached video is an oldie but still a goodie.

R124 straight guys do it in a locker room, everyone wants to see how others measure up.

Peek-a-boo!

What’s that at 9.11, r132?

That was pretty funny R135 (and happens probably more than you think).

Dunno, r135, I think of that happening at least 24 times a day...

I think any guy under 26 y/o should pull his pants down to his knees or ankles when he pees at a urinal or trough. Moon the room as you pee. Flaunt it while you’re young and hot because those opportunities will be gone faster than you may imagine.

All of the time.

This thread is useless without preview pics. Will read when they come back.

Here ya go, R140 - an hour-long assortment of all shapes and sizes.

And no more?

Always like a little urinal peeking, but the restroom's usually too busy to do any type of follow through when the guy you're peeking at starts stroking.

I think the biggest cock I ever saw was at a restroom at the Houston Intercontinental airport. This young hottie with a cowboy hat stepped up to the urinal and whipped out the longest, thickest, uncut dick I'd ever seen. It was totally soft, and I'd say it was at least 6". He stood there peeing hands-free, so I got a good look at it in its entire beauty. He seemed totally unaware that he was sporting that huge monster. When he was finished, he shook that hog a few times, then struggled to get it all back in his jeans.

[quote]I had a piss next to Russell Tovey once. He had the most masculine cock I'd ever seen.

Describe it, please.

Well, r145, it had Dumbo ears and the face of a French Bulldog.

It never cried, never asked for help, and if it couldn’t find it’s way back inside of Russell’s trousers, it would not ask for directions.

As I mentioned on one of the figure skating threads, the only minor celebrity I've ever gotten to piss next to was former U.S. Pairs Champion John Zimmerman.

Above average. Cut.

I peek every single time and if the bathroom is quiet enough, or cruisy enough, I will do much more than peek. Hell, some of the best sex I’ve had in my life has happened in the men’s room.

Ah, memories.

Only on the internet when they have those hidden camera deals. It's fun peeping at hot young dick. On video. But not too young. You know.

It's so hot when two early to mid 20s straight bros go into a public bathroom and choose urinals right next to each other to take a piss. The way they just casually continue their conversation. Esp if it's about pussy.

Or when they're texting and pissing hands free.

And you just happen to overhear this sort of talk regularly, R151?

Thanks R141. So they have a circumcised edition too?

R141. Love all the foreskin.

R153 When you're in a place like a sports bar, etc, it happens a hell of a lot more than you think.

So you can go to the sports bar to hang out in the restroom peeing next to guys and talking to them about sportsball.

I wanna go to whatever sports bar the guy at R8 hangs out at. Fuck ME.

R158 Except the guy in R8 didn't wash his hands!

woof!

And another good one

Fun times

You know those guys are porn performers right R162?

R160, where is that taken? Are those guys Middle Eastern?

R159, I never wash my hands after peeing. EVER.

Was he going to prepare food for the public right after handling his anaconda, or something?

I like how he wipes his piss slit on the inside of his shorts waist. I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever. Quite curious. And pointless, honestly—it doesn’t accomplish any more than a squeeze-and-shake, and there will still likely be a drop or two falling out a minute or so later. There always is. So he’s just wiping a bit of urine in a spot on his shorts where there wouldn’t normally be urine stains. Kind of dumb.

But god, so hot. Handsome face, extremely confident, slooooow strut, huge genitalia. Oh my god.

[quote] I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever.

That was, “I have never heard of or seen someone do that”.

Sorry

I'm a willy watcher.

When I was younger, I would spend he day at the mall or a theme park just going into washrooms to get a peek at some cock....this was long before the Internet and the only way a young, Gay closested teen could get off

I did once in high school out of curiosity.

I wasn't impressed.

[quote]I did once in high school out of curiosity. I wasn't impressed.

I don’t understand.

The penis you peeked at was sub-par, so you decided... what? That you’re not gay after all? Or you were immediately permanently blinded in an accident after that initial peek? You were castrated and lost all sexual interest shortly after high school?

Help us out here...

James Woods went full frontal in Curse of the Starving Class but the footage was cut before wide release. I saw it at the Director's Guild in Los Angeles and people walked out during the prolonged shot of James' dick.

R170 It was disappointing because the guy was this arrogant dude who had a reputation for fucking a lot of girls and I just expected more. He was, like, 4 inches soft max. Very skinny, like a q-tip or something. I decided in that moment that he was nothing special and would roll my eyes when I'd hear some sorry ass girl lust over him.

He had a nice ass, though.

And you gave up on penises ever after, R172?

Why have you not looked at a dick at a urinal since then?

I’ll say I have the same attitude toward guy who fancy themselves as sex machines and studs when I find out they have small penises. A closeted bisexual friend of mine is like that. (He’s otherwise extremely hot, with Hollywood good looks and a nice ass.)

I wouldn't say I gave up on penises altogether after that, R173. I suppose I just lost interest in peeking. Although there was another time after that when I walked into the restroom and this tall, blonde guy was audibly pleasuring himself in a stall with no door, but that moment was more awkward than sexy. I just did what I had to do and left. Perhaps I'm not so great at this whole cock-hungry gay thing.

Cool story, bro.

Going to a new city for work next week. Hopefully there's some action near where I'll be.

[quote]I like how he wipes his piss slit on the inside of his shorts waist. I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever.

I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail before I put it away. Otherwise, it seems like no matter how much I shake it off, a drop or two always gets out and, when wearing light colored trousers, it can be an embarrassment.

As opposed to smelling like piss all day, R177?

R177 = Miss Pissy Pants

I do it any chance I can get. when I was a horny teen going to home improvement stores sometimes I would look under at the wide spread sitters...which led to some interesting encounters.

Did it today, and was happily rewarded

I must be missing something. I got into public restrooms all the time and never see anything out of the ordinary. Only in gay bars. Maybe I need to hang around longer? I just walk in, pee, wash up and leave. Then again, I'm not interested in watching guys pee.

Timing is everything R182

Oh...I thought you wrote Urinal Peking.

Going to Coney Island, using the restroom in the shower area. It was filled with hot Puerto Rican and Dominican men walking around not covered up with the exception of the sandals on their feet. I glimpsed enough foreskin and large but soft pingas to fantasize about for days. I didn't hang around though because I feared that my drooling would give me away.

I should spend more time in the showers at the gym...

A glance is fine but don't be a creeper.

Personally, I'm nothing if not subtle.

There is an art to the peek. It involves keeping your head facing forward, but moving your eyes to the right or left, depending on what you're trying to see.

To hell with the peeking, I just ask "Can I see your dick, please?"

If you want to cruise at a urinal, stand back a little bit as you’ve got your dick out. Then pay attention to see if anyone glances down at it. Be careful not to play with it too much at first if there’s a chance there might be a cop or security person there, too.

If you are going to look, please call it by the proper term......Meat gazing!

If you've been standing there a while and feel pressured to move on, you can still buy some valuable viewing time when you finish by standing slightly back and meticulously tucking in your shirt and slowly doing up your fly (top tip: wear button-fly, not zip). Take this time to glance up and down the length of the urinal wall to check for any visible sizemeat. This move can give you a new sharp viewing angle so it's a good way of glimpsing a penis 6 or 7 places down which you might otherwise not have been able to see while you were facing forward and moving your eyes furtively from right to left to peek at the penises immediately next to you.

r191 and r193 are going to cause thousands of janitors to have to clean up drops of piss on the floor right in front of the urinals. Thanks, bitches!

Urinla peeking...one of the joys of life.

[QUOTE] I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail

What smells worse, the foreskin or your nasty shirt?

Oh, unclench, R196

:: bumpity drip. Drip. Drip. BUMP::

At a conference today, sidled up beside a very hot black guy. There were two urinals, no wall. We made small talk and then he finished up and started to shake off. Then he kept shaking and pulled back to let me have a better look. Great material for when I got home from work.

Yummm

Whoa, R199. Did he look a bit fluffed up?

There’s nothing hotter and more masculine than a guy pissing at a urinal

[quote]I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail before I put it away. Otherwise, it seems like no matter how much I shake it off, a drop or two always gets out and, when wearing light colored trousers, it can be an embarrassment.

This is why we circumcise.

Stank sleeves. Urine mufflers. Yuck.

R201, just enough for me to imagine it at full mast.

That’s very hot, R205. Did you get a gay vibe from him at all prior to this, or was this a total surprise?

I consider it my duty as a man to peek every chance I get.

I'm peeking at a urinal as I type this

Have any peelers today noticed any green piss from St. Patrick’s Day revelers?

^^^peekers

All through junior high and high school there was one tall straight guy Andy who was so fucking hot. Once in junior high he was hanging out with the boy who lived next door to me growing up. The two of them asked if we could all swim in my parents pool. I'd seen him in the gym class locker room before, absolute perfection. Seeing him in the pool for an hour or so was almost too much for me at the time. Cut to mmmmh, 8 years later, we're all in our early mid 20s and I hadn't seen him since high school graduation.

I get invited to a going away party for a female friend at a straight bar downtown. I couldn't drink much because I had something else to do later. So I go in the bathroom and there are two urinals right next to each other, no divider and no walls built into the urinal, the kind where if someone's next to you, you see everything effortlessly. I pissed and thought damn, no ones next to me. All these studs drunk in this bar and I don't even get to see a dick. I go to the sink, begin washing my hands and immediately in walks Andy. From my vantage point at the sink I'm able to see nothing while he asks how I've been and we chat for a moment.

If I had only had one more fucking drink I'd have had the liquid courage to say "hey, I've always wanted to see your dick, do you mind?" or gone to the urinal and pretended I hadn't pissed yet or something to be able to get a glimpse of that now grown man's dick.

Subtlety.

You must peek. Men must peek.

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R206, I got a down low vibe from him. We'll see what happens. This is a fairly small non-profit community that we work in. I know we will meet again. I'm going make sure that we have a deeper conversation next time.

Has anyone had an unexpected reaction—good or bad—when getting caught taking a peek?

goddamn urinal dividers

blue bros

hold my ass

R218, where is that from?

I’d like to know where r219 is from.

More!

When I was 12 I peeked at the boy at the urinal next to me one day. He kicked up a huge fuss, shouting to the entire bathroom that I had perved on him. I called him a liar but my face was burning. A group of boys gathered around the sinks and stared at me, their arms crossed, as I washed my hands and walked to the door. It was horrible.

I've never peeked since.

If there are no dividers between urinals its your duty to peek.

Anyone ever peek a celebrity’s dick?

R135: I think it's a guy fucking another guy. Funny ass video though.

Stood next to Dylan McDermott at a urinal. Didn’t have the courage

John stamos went into the stall!!

Concert venues or ballpark restrooms with urinal troughs along the walls are the easiest to peek, especially when they’re tipsy.

That never happened, did it, r3?

I always peek. And at troughs I always, always get hard, no matter how innocently I need to piss.

I remember one time in a train station in Spain, waiting to change trains, there was a hot man next to me jerking off at the urinal. When he saw me notice him, he started putting on a show. I was with friends and only had a couple of minutes or I would have played along with him. As it was I was hard all the way home...

Video below is from the UK panel show 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. They were given a challenge to write and share a poem. Joe Wilkinson chose a very unusual (but appropriate for this thread) topic:

Peepee

I get stage fright if someone's peeing in urinal next to me... so embarrassing

Back in my college days I did a little bathroom cruising here and there.

In a few different spots, there was a stall that would have a strategically placed hole - where you could sit and peek out at the row of urinals. And usually, you could also see enough of the guy's face as he walked up to unzip.

And of course, sometimes the guy stuck around and stroked it. Some knew a little cocksucker like me was in the stall watching.

I personally love tea room action. So sue me

Me too R235.

Or did, since it's really all but non existent now.

And an onslaught of nellie prisspots means urinal dividers are everywhere these days, so a nice floor-based urinal or trough urinal where you can see cock is very rare indeed these days.

some gay bars.

I seriously don't do it, partly because I prefer ass over cock, and partly because I'm not a creep. Also, even if I was a creep, I don't think I'd be able to do it without being afraid of the possibility of the guy noticing and then beating the tar out of me.

a good beating can lead to some hot action later

I think it’s hot when a str8 guy gives me a good beating. I love rough trade. I hired this hot str8 hustler one time and he spit in my face and choked me while he tore my ass up with his 9-inch cock.

He came in me and his grip around my neck got tighter and tighter until I almost passed out! After he was done cumming, I just laid there while he trashed my bedroom and then stormed out the front door. Which he slammed so hard, he damaged one of the hinges.

Not gonna lie, I was a little bit scared, but SO turned on!!

all for the price of one beer at a bar

R240

MARY!

r240 Dad is that you?

I remember one of these in a GC Murphy's when I was in college.

Good times. Good, good times.

party all night long!

I remember watching a hot guy in a suit and a big gold wedding ring stroke the first uncut cock i'd ever seen at a urinal like that.

remember to wash your hands!

The Boston Public Library was pretty hot in the 80's. Outside the mens room was a line of payphones you would pretend to talk on checking out guys going in.

I bought a porn video a few years back, a director Antonio da Silva that captures public sex. It was called BANKERS and showed guys j/oing at urinals, but it was so badly shot - a total waste of money, sadly.

well damn. i wouldn't be able to control myself if I looked over and saw this

R249, he’s a great film maker

All the guys that appear in Antonio da Silva's films are porn performers anyway.

He celebrates slutdom like no other

Well, I was disappointed in Bankers....he cut to another camera angle/view/scene every 5 seconds and it was hard to see any one guy long enough to get excited about it.

If that isn't the case with other films of his, maybe I'd give another one a shot.

All the rest stops along the NJ Turnpike don't have dividers I've seen a few nice ones.

Ah yes, rest stops.

I remember watching a guy at the urinals on I-79 in PA. Tall and hot, and he splashed out a big load. He was so excited to have someone watching.

Guys love cock

I almost never do it. I think it's a bit creepy. Only time it happened was when I saw my co-workers dick out of the corner of my eye because it was the biggest I've ever seen soft. Even to this day. It was more freakish than hot

creepy can be fun

No goddamn urinal dividers here

...or here

...or here

Almost always a let down. Rarely get beat at that game.

Anyone ever piss in one of these things?

Bring back the trough.

toilet, trough side by side

Where are they?

bros pissing

I wanna piss beside this guy.

soldier piss

Piss beside me, bro.

No girls allowed.

peeker

What's the point of R61 video. I'm lost.

Wish I could see whatever movie is in the gif at R273.

This thread makes me want to pee.

R277 Please hold it until I can get to your place. Give me 5 minutes!

Amazing how only HUGE guys seem to use the urinals. Uh huh.

I’m a big fan

I remember doing it in my teens and early twenties and having older men know I was watching and they start pulling on it, or rolling back the foreskin....they enjoyed the audience

Hot guys pissing is incredibly erotix

Sex on the go

Creepers!!!!

Sexy creepers

Guys pissing together is so hot and erotic. Gets my dick hard every time. Don’t know why.

let it go and flow

So the man has just peed but he signals for a blow job in the stall?

Are you going to go suck that dick, urine drops and all? On the dirty floor? 🤮🤮🤮

Ya it's just pee. It's not a harmful substance

[quote]Spent most of my adult life trying to pretend that piss wasn't involved in sexual organs at all -- so no interest in seeing it at a urinal. Yuck.

For fuck's sake, you make it sound like forced labor. Yuck to prudes.

I had a friend at work who was decent-looking, thin, laid back, kinda geeky, and a really nice guy. He was straight and married. He didn't give off a sexual energy at all. We were both around 30 years old. After a year of being good work friends, working on the same team, etc., one day we went to pee before going out to lunch. He whips out this long, thick, impressive floppy dick at the urinal next to me. I was quite shocked. I guess that explained his wearing baggy pants most days.

I remember having a gorgeous blonde straight coworker - never saw him at the urinals but he was drunk one night and decided to share with me that he wondered why all his gay friends (me included) would always go into stalls when he went into the bathroom with them/at the same time.

I told him it was probably to avoid any weirdness, since some straight guys could be real assholes. I never wanted anyone I knew to even remotely entertain the idea that I'd be looking at him.

He kept drinking. We all headed home (him with another friend of ours as driver) and as he was about to get into that van, he unzipped and quickly whipped out a dick that, even soft, had to be a good 6 to 7 inches, a fat dangler.

"Now you've seen it, right?"

Needless to say, that was my masturbation material for the next month......

Prisspots use chamber pots

R292 He was into you and wanted it! Why didn't you offer?

R294 Oh, no, not at all. He was being a showoff. There was no offer on the table there. He knew it would mess with my head and it did. In a fun way, I guess.

arc.

woods

Peek where you can.

OMG - - Are you purposely trying to give r288 a heart attack???

I would kneel in front of the dude at R297 in a second.

I once worked at a place with a Puerto Rican maintenance man who, even fully dressed, had something thick and full in his pants. He was married but a real pussy-hound with some of the women at work, coming on to them and trying to set something up. One time I was at the urinal and he came in and stood a urinal away from me. We were talking and as I looked over he was looking right down at my cock, not hiding that fact. I don't have much so I just backed away a little to give him a better look, what the hell. He, on the other hand, had a soft but Very thick cock with that huge head. I just looked same as he was doing as we carried on this non-sexual work-based conversation. I was almost tempted to say something but I didn't. He finished and zipped up and that was that. I had stopped peeing and just stood there with my dick out. Nothing happened but I would have loved to have just held that cock in my hand.

I thought all uncut guys pulled back to pee.

R302. Just as many intact guys do, I retract my foreskin enough to pee, maybe slide it back so just the tip of the glans shows or maybe slide it back half or a quarter. It's not necessary to retract all the way. We shake our dicks just like you do when pissing is done.

[quote]Where are they?

R267: the remake of Friends with the Central Perk sofa?

R302, I'm uncut but the foreskin rarely covers the head completely. Usually only if it's freezing outside and I come in to pee I have to pull it back. Actually I've rarely seen guys with a long foreskin, most seem just like mine. A straight buddy had a long foreskin and it was very exotic looking.

A real dame never pees

unless it's really cold, my foreskin doesn't need to be retracted. usually if there's another cock i can peek at i get a little stir and slight swell that opens things up nicely. sometimes if it's cold and forget, a mess is made.

one of the trendy hotels in manhattan used to have a piss trough with a long mirror running along the top...made for nice viewing.....they knew their clientele

To be honest, I've never peeked. I'm from a generation where I'd have to fear for my safety if I did that.

I feared, but was excited.

No towel dancing at the urinals!

Actually, R312, there is some towel dancing at the urinals. At my gym, guys wearing only a towel stroll up to the urinals on their way to the showers. Then a version of the towel dance begins -- opening the towel completely but holding it out to each side to block the view....or spreading just the opening of the towel in front of their crotch to let their willy hang out...., or taking the towel off completely but holding it between themselves and the guy next to them.

Nice, gotta try that some day

Love these floor to waist high porcelain urinals. The way they're designed, they offer great views for peeking.

Also great for peeking because the pisser has to stand back.

These are the only urinal dividers that should be allowed.

Old peeking reliable

buddy peeking

no frills

Manneken Pis at The Egg in Brussels

Outdoor whiz

Piss elegant peeking

high dividers allow for peeking

peeking at the open porcelain

Bring back the full pissoir. Perfect for peeking.

Nice and peek close

Real men don't need dividers.

They deserve nothing more.

Must stand way back for a great view.

We all know what a urinal looks like.

Where

are

the

penises

Would you go here?

R341. Just offering some variety since Tumblr doesn't offer endless penis pics these days.

This is why men do the towel dance in locker rooms nowadays

Sneak a peek

Well, I guess we know the answer now, some uncut guys peel the skin back and some pee right through it

R8 love his free balling-clearly a player- but drying his cock on his shorts??

Dirty fucker.

Penn station in the 90s was amazing. That was a John as she went in the main doors which was hopping and then there was one down in the very far corner down to corridor which was great. Lines of guys jacking off especially the homeless black guys.

I’m happy to see this wealth of peeing cocks

peeing is so nasty! stop posting these pics! ever hear of invasion of privacY?

Peeing is only nasty when I pee in your mouth.

Please pee in r386’s mouth

[quote]peeing is so nasty! stop posting these pics! ever hear of invasion of privacY?

Who knew that Muriel Puce used urinals?

How some of the prisspot spinsters on here, horrified by sex, by bodily functions, by the messy, smelly, sticky nature of it all, even make it through a day is beyond me.

TBH, even though I've spent way too much time going through urinal vids at porn sites I'm still kinda horrified that most of them show the men's faces. Imagine finding a video of yourself pissing and fondling your cock at Pornhub. It's just a long list of lawsuits waiting to happen which is why I'm surprised these vids are not removed soon after posting. Part of me would never want to see them go but the logical part says it's not right to be filmed in a toilet without you knowing.

R390: Maybe that's a way to launch an "accidental" porn career, to be filmed pissing and showing off an impressive cock only to file suit against all remotely involved parties: the filmer, the owner of the restroom, the contract janitorial service... The publicity and expense and small potential for financial gain that would hinder other men from seeking legal action could be a pathway to porn (not that that pays anything, but enough would-be actors might not mind a bit of notoriety/backstory/publicity behind them.)

Lawyers love to suck cocks

R391 I’ve often wondered that myself. There are literally “urinal spycam” videos on sites like pornhub that clearly shows the men’s faces. I’m sure at some point in time at least one of those men somehow discovered that they’re on camera pissing.

And they liked it

[quote] ever hear of invasion of privacY?

Can one actually expect privacy while standing in a room full of people with your cock out?

and their phones out, half of these pics have guys taking a leak and holding their phones

If these videos are real isn't filming someone in the restroom illegal?

That's a monster at R381!

bigger than mine