Michael B Jordan jumps on the harness trend to disastrous effect

Now that the straights are doing it, the media is fawning all over this trend.

What IS THAT??

IT'S A BIB!

used in S & M

Pretty in pink.

That just looks ridiculous. A bib is supposed to be Hot, hot, hot!

How is he straight ?

Oh God - no. Just no.

Maybe if they had a pocket or some practical purpose but it's wtf otherwise.

Like a necktie

Every guy who's worn this is gay--Rippon, Chalamet and now Jordan. It's become the new secret gay code in Hollywood.

I wonder if Bradley Cooper and Rami Malek will wear a harness at the Oscars?

Hmm good point R10.

This look works better without a jacket - Michael B Jordan has a great body - If he lost the jack this would have looked amazing on him - This man is HOT!!! Also a super talented actor.

He may be hot but he looks stupid with that thing.

Next step, the caftans.

It looks like one of those trends that 10 years from now people will say, "what was I thinking."

Is there a baby strapped to the back of that thing?

I actually like it. I’m sick of men wearing just suits to these events and I like that men are wearing something different now.

But yeah I think he’s closeted.

A sequined ball gag would have been more tasteful, r18.

I'm scared. What does it mean?

he was paid to wear it. that's how it works.

[quote]It looks like one of those trends that 10 years from now people will say, "what was I thinking."

I would think 10 minutes is more than sufficient.

I like that men get attention on the red carpet for their fashion choices. But that floral print is ridiculous. Timothée's is more appropriate.

Maybe if it was under the jacket and not so loud.

How utterly ridiculous.

And you thought I looked like an idiot?

One word: Stupid.

Okay, I think harnesses can be sexy if done right.

But that one looks more like he put his momma's apron on wrong, than sexy dress-up.

Chalamet looked good- it's nice to see men not wear the same damn black and white suit to every single major event. Stepping out of your comfort zone and doing something adventurous in regards to fashion like this is great- Michael B Jordan just didn't pull it off. Probably because he wore it OVER a suit jacket, which makes the whole look awkward. Good idea, poor execution lol.

Bjork has serious cankles.

Why the harness over a suit? It needs to be the focal point and not something "I just threw on".

Over the suit made it look like he was sporting a Hello Kitty backpack.

Björk's dress is an Alexander McQueen original. That man had style and vision and the dress is adorable.

R33 I loved that look. It was so perfect for her and the moment.

It’s a disastrous (and moronic) look on any guy. One day they’ll say, “What was I thinking?”

Slightly better without the jacket.

Can we gays cry cultural appropriation? I mean a str8 guy Virgil is co-opting gay sex culture to make profits for the biggest luxury conglomerate in the world; LVMH.

It wasn’t a good look for gay guys, either.

Maybe he lost a bet?

He's trying to come out.

He put it on wrong, right? Is is supposed to be like a decorative element that replaces a tie? In the pic with Chalamet wearing it, it just looks like a weird vest. Jordan looks like someone who put their underwear on the outside of their pants.

It looks like a flowery thong.

He's trollin' us

Does little Michael have a habit of wandering off and getting lost? Or running across the road without holding mommy or daddy's hand?.

Now there's a guy you just don't fuck. you make sweet love to him all night long

I need their sextape

He's hot, the harness is not.

Those aren't actually pink and lavender flowers on the harness, they're a splotchy pattern that just LOOKS like pink and yellow flowers from a distance.

What the hell kind of damn fool excuse for a stylist put this emerging action star into something that looks like pink and lavender floral accessories?

I love the weird ways toxic masculinity seems to poison people. All het up (pun intended) over some fabric strips.

The outrageous thing is the ridiculous price tag for that little schmatte because it's Louis Vuitton. And by the way, the more ridiculous someone looks on the red carpet, the better in my opinion. We need to return to the days of Gena Davis and her Big Bird dress. Not as dramatic as Bjork's but still fun.

Remember when Demi Moore wore bicycle shorts to the Oscars?

Good times.

That looks foolish.

At first, I thought it was a frilly apron.

It looks good in the pic with Andy Serkis. They both look hot.

Never saw it before this. It must be one of the silliest accessories that I've ever seen. Like he's got an apron on backwards.

Totally hideous . I thought that it was truly a joke .

The sad thing is that someone would put this pure shit on thinking "oh yeah, this looks good". He looks like he's wearing a floral brassiere over his clothes that someone has tried to rip off, unsuccessfully.

Stupid looking garment only a stupid person would wear.

When they ask him on the red carpet "who're you wearing tonight", does he say "the suit is by Dolce & Gabbana and this silly ass shit I've got wrapped around my chest is from Fredericks Of Hollywood, their accouterments for morons collection"?

"I love the weird ways toxic masculinity seems to poison people. All het up (pun intended) over some fabric strips. "

I would actually call ripping people's clothing choices to shreds "toxic femininity".

Oh, you thought toxic femininity was limited to women?

I want to see him in just the harness.

So do you think he’s top, bottom, or vers?

R48 you actually know nothing. It’s LV and designed by the hottest streetwear designer Virgil abloh. It’s him being fashion forward and still ‘street’ and bro points despite the fem and gay sex connections of the original harness. It’s not some stylist queen’s thing, but probably a deliberate choice on his part. Little timmy would have never worn it either if it hadn’t been designed by the creator of off white.

When McQueen incorporated them into the shirt they were kinda cool. I feel it maybe a trend but it's almost 10 years behind.

Cut from one of Edith Bunker’s old house dresses.

Michael & Rami Malek

In addition to the ridiculous accessory, I prefer my gentleman callers to have chins. I’ll pass on Michael. Thanks.

I want to fuck him so bad.

Needs a chin .

That pic just made me hard, but would it be possible for Rami to donate some of his chin to poor Michael B. Chinless?

I want to flip flop with him raw so badly. Give him my load and take his hot load inside of me. Ugh

Who cares dude is fiiiine

Yes please