Why are Greenlanders so guarded?

They're a part of Denmark, no?

OP, all I know is that there is a long history there involving Norwegians and Danes, and the indigenous Inuit people. All three of those groups probably don't show you their emotion very much on their faces. They are quiet and reserved people. They are dealing with long winters, and short days with little sun. But they are strong and have a deep sense of personal determination, which is something to admire. I also think they have a very good forthrightness, they will communicate with you clearly when necessary. When you are messing something up, they will tell you and help you and correct you. Does that help at all?

It's colder than Canada up there. That must explain why their population is less than 60,000.

Greenland is an autonomous constituent country of the Kingdom of Denmark between the Arctic and Atlantic oceans, east of the Canadian Arctic Archipelago. Though physiographically a part of the continent of North America, Greenland has been politically and culturally associated with Europe (specifically Norway and Denmark, the colonial powers, as well as the nearby island of Iceland) for more than a millennium. The majority of its residents are Inuit, whose ancestors began migrating from the Canadian mainland in the 13th century, gradually settling across the island.

Greenland is the world's largest island. Australia and Antarctica (both larger) are generally considered to be continental landmasses rather than islands. Three-quarters of Greenland is covered by the only permanent ice sheet outside Antarctica. With a population of about 55,877 (2018), it is the least densely populated territory in the world. About a third of the population live in Nuuk, the capital and largest city. The Arctic Umiaq Line ferry acts as a lifeline for western Greenland, connecting the various cities and settlements.

Are there any good gay bars up there?

Because if they aren't, OP, they escape.

They have some of the best gay fashion, R5. Walrus skin chaps. Polar bear fur speedos.

1/10

The capital - there's no [italic]there[/italic] there

"squat on North American land"

Your tone deafness suggests is not going to get you far with tight knitted island folk. You should not be expectant that everyone will suddenly get their party hats on and put on street parties because you have arrived, just be and people will gradually open up to you.

How do I know? I've lived on an island that was just 7x5 miles with a population of 72 people...

Greenlanders have a lot in common with Canadians.

Do they speak in complete gibberish?

They look like Eskimos.

I hope there’s internet?

Greenland is a prime place for gay saunas. I hope they are pursuing this opportunity.

huge cocks, natural bushes

Like the First Peoples of Canada and Australia, Greenlanders live lives of immiseration and desperation. They're the exception to the whole "Happiest Nation on Earth" myth of the Danes.

Fun fact: Hunky Danish actor Nicholai Coster-Waldau (Game of Thrones) is married to a former Miss Greenland and singer/actress Nukaaka.

Why are Greenlanders often Lesbian Canadian expats?

Greenland is actually quite beautiful.

It's also one of the few places on Earth where these creatures live.

Are you in Thule, OP? Maybe the AFB? What brought you to Greenland?

I had a coworker who was stationed at the AFB for several years. She loved it there; as a woman she was in high demand for dinner dates and parties. Plus, of course, she had her pick of male officers for "downtime" affairs.

Greenland is said to have the most depressed population in the world.

This is the only guy on Grindr.

They are lucky they get to have DL favorite Queen Margrethe "Queen Daisy" as their Head of State. She is very cool.

There's a cute young eskimo guy on chaturbate. Looks like he hasn't broadcasted in a while but let's hope he does again soon because he's very fun to talk with and has a big fat uncut schlong.

You seem like a white Christian missionary, OP. Maybe it's your racist attitude that keeps them from wanting to know you?

“They squat on North American land”? You are too stupid for life.