The Return of Beth Jarrett!

Remake of "Paper Dolls."

After joining the Beth Jarrett Modeling Agency, young women realize the agency head is far from the maternal figure she appeared to be.

R1 Yas!

Rather than her returning in a sequel, I'd much prefer to see a dramatic prequel, "Young Beth Jarrett", in which the roots of her love of golf, French Toast, and boys named Buck are coldly and unemotionally explored.

But which teen ice queen could possibly do justice to this role of a lifetime?

It is a Very Private Matter: The Fall and Rise of Beth Jarrett

R3, I’m available!

An examination of a wonderful dream she has where everything was a horrible a nightmare she's just awoke from and finds that thankfully, Connie was the one that didn't make it.

"Beth's Dickensian Christmas": in which she, a bitter 75 year old divorcee, travels solo to London expecting a glorious holiday, but instead is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, who aim to teach Beth the true meaning of the spirit of Christmas!

Beth can play supermom Debbie Reynolds in a remake of Postcards from the Edge.

Beth would never approve of all the exclamation marks on this thread. So needlessly emotional.

Beth, now married to aging former Senator Garderobe of Michigan, receives an anonymous letter containing a snapshot of a preteen who is the spitting image of Buck. On the back is written, "say hello to your grandson"

Christ let it die op.

AnnE for Beth II.

Beth would eat Anne for breakfast along with her famous French toast.

The Beth Jarrett Invitational

Relocated to Texas, Beth prepares to host her 40th annual golf tournament to raise funds for the Buck Jarrett Memorial Fund for the Mothers of Sons Killed in Yachting Accidents (BJMFMSKYA). When she looks over the lists of registrants for the pairs game, her blood goes from icy cold to frozen when she sees the names "Calvin and Conrad Jarrett"....

Beth Jarrett becomes an American retail executive businesswoman, writer, television personality, and former model.

As the founder of Beth Jarrett Living Omnimedia, she gained success through a variety of business ventures, encompassing publishing, broadcasting, merchandising, and e-commerce. She has written numerous bestselling books, including the successful Beth Jarrett Living series.

Jarrett is also well-known child-rearing expert, in which she espouses a 'tough-love' philosophy: "When your children hit you - you've got to hit back, harder and dirtier - so the little bastards don't even know what hit them."

A Nice Clean Break: The Making of “Ordinary People”

I would get Nettie Bening to play MTM during the filming of the film following up to the “accidental death” of her son.

Bening would win the Oscar (finally!).

"Beth on Meth" -- The last 40 years of aging and irrelevance haven't been kind to the poor dear. Really, what do you do when you go from a frau to a dame (and no grandchildren to boot). She has no one else to turn to but Jesus. Jesus Calhoun, who makes a tidy profit among her gated community.

A Matter of Beth’s Privates

The story of former Lake Forest housewife Beth Jarret and her FTM “second act” as a successful Houston based mortgage broker known as Jeth Barret.

Socks and Ties: Beth Jarrett’s Little Incidentals

Two Shirts

A film by Robert Redford

Annette Bening

Donald Sutherland

Timothy Hutton

Elizabeth McGovern

Redford revealed that he thought story of the Jarrett’s was far from over. Inspired by the Ingrid Bergman films “Interiors” and “Autumn Sonata”, “Two Shirts” is an arresting and ultimately shattering film that also happens to be a sequel to one of the best films ever.

Stepping in for the inimitable Mary Tyler Moore, Annette Bening cuts an eerie specter of a figure, channeling Ms. Moore’s brilliant, Oscar nominated work.

Donald Sutherland, Timothy Hutton and Judd Hirsch are all Oscar worthy in their moments to shine.

*Ingmar

Lmao!

She was just at the White House with Ginni Thomas for the Trump meeting.

Beth Jarrett: Endgame

Dying of hardening arteries in her gated Texas community, an aged Beth plots her demented final revenge against her mortal enemies Calvin and Conrad. Packing her suitcase for the flight to O'Hare, she can't help but allow herself a small tight smile as she carefully wraps the ingredients for a very special batch of French toast: brioche, eggs, milk, pure vanilla, and anthrax.

Beth has taken her energies and started a successful service named “Type for You.” Having grown financially and emotionally, she agrees to meet Calvin for a drink at the local hotel. Beth now remembers how Calvin, now a full blown alcoholic, could be such a crashing bore. On her way home from the hotel, she runs into Rhonda at the bus stop , a window dresser for Saks at the Galleria. The see each other and laugh. Beth shrugs her shoulders like she’s throwing a pork chop into a grocery basket and with head, points to the lesbian bar across the street. Rhonda says sure, who cares, in her best Joy Behar voice. They were last seen ducking into The Honey Bucket with Beth talking about how surprising it was to find out you can save French Toast after all.

She befriended Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Co., before the latter's death. Over bitter tea and sugar free biscuits, Patsy would tell Beth that for all her troubles, she was at least blessed for never having a girl child. The women would then chortle that yes, in fact, little girls were so much more DIFFICULT than boys. And then Beth would tell Patsy that for all her troubles, she was fortunate that she didn't have a son who went around spilling all their family secrets to nosy Jewish doctors. The women would then nod in grave concurrence that there was NOTHING WORSE than people not minding their own business.

"Basically, Beth"

A chance encounter on an airplane introduces the newly single Beth to Tee-Maw Robideaux (Margo Martindale), a feisty but disorganized Cajun matriarch struggling to keep her family's lucrative oil contracts out of the hands of her ungrateful stepchildren (Diedrich Bader, Becki Newton).

Beth moves to New Iberia, Louisiana to become Tee-Maw's private secretary and keep the oil business going — but is she ready for life in Cajun country with colorful swamp dwellers? We guar-on-tee you'll cheer on Beth as she learns about love and family from Tee-Maw — and Tee-Maw learns a little bit about organizing her life from the hyper-efficient Beth!

This fall! Following "The Good Place" on NBC!

Notes on a Berger

In a surprising turn of events, Beth marries Dr. Berger and they have a son who later has tepid success as a writer living in Manhattan.

Showing a decidedly cold hearted and emotionally stunted demeanor that would make Beth proud, he breaks up with his sensitive girlfriend Carrie by leaving her a terse message on a post-it note.

I Hate Spunk!

Beth moves to Minneapolis to take charge of a failing TV news broadcast. Her new assistant is a perky young guy who reminds her of the son who didn’t die. She vows to destroy his spirit.