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Dr. Laura’s son is built like a brick shithouse!

Mama’s mussy is steaming. I said STEAMING!!!

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by Anonymousreply 82January 20, 2019 4:23 PM

You have a fetish for homophobes?

by Anonymousreply 1January 19, 2019 2:28 AM

I guess he might be okay looking but not my type at all. How old is he???

by Anonymousreply 2January 19, 2019 2:32 AM

Gay people, again, siding with the enemy.

by Anonymousreply 3January 19, 2019 2:35 AM

I have no idea, but in mental years, I'd guess 6 or 7.

by Anonymousreply 4January 19, 2019 2:35 AM

*have

by Anonymousreply 5January 19, 2019 2:35 AM

Ugh. He gives me psycho vibes.

by Anonymousreply 6January 19, 2019 2:35 AM

Love the tat, real klassy.

by Anonymousreply 7January 19, 2019 2:37 AM

Homophobic cunt.

Her. I don't know anything about him.

My grandmother would only listen to radio at her summer cottage, no TV allowed (she'd allow VHS movies) and her favorite station played Dr. Laura in the afternoon. She HATED Dr. Laura but she'd stop whatever she was doing when it came on, she'd shush us if we made too much noise. I learned so much about my grandmother from this habit and all of it was good. She barked back at the radio a lot, made snide comments.

Every day Dr. Laura said, "... and I am my kid's mom." Every day my grandmother had a different response but the gist was always, "that poor kid"

by Anonymousreply 8January 19, 2019 2:43 AM

Oh no, Mama! You're the brick shithouse troll with the tiny cocklet? Say it ain't so.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 19, 2019 2:53 AM

Dr. Laura is a gargoyle who smothered her baby boy so much he must be loco in the head. Drool over him if you will, bitches, but don’t be surprised if making womansuits out of human skin is his hobby.

by Anonymousreply 10January 19, 2019 2:54 AM

Shame about his face though 😂

by Anonymousreply 11January 19, 2019 2:57 AM

Masturbate to this and God will make you straight.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 19, 2019 2:59 AM

I just want to be beaten to death by him, I don't care what his hobbies are. Leave me nothing but a bloody stain on the carpet, Laura's son, so that I may die happy!

(I'd clean the stain up for you, but I'd be dead, so unfortunately it wouldn't be possible. A Catch 22 situation.}

by Anonymousreply 13January 19, 2019 2:59 AM

I hope he's not as crazy as her!

by Anonymousreply 14January 19, 2019 2:59 AM

A brick shithouse? His mother is just plain full of shit.

by Anonymousreply 15January 19, 2019 3:01 AM

For all her "family values," she named him Deryk Schlessinger, not Bishop, his father's name.

by Anonymousreply 16January 19, 2019 3:08 AM

She was one of my teachers at USC in the 70s. Back then Laura wore wife beaters with no bra and fucked every guy she could. She was a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 17January 19, 2019 3:13 AM

OP, why must you inflict this upon us?

by Anonymousreply 18January 19, 2019 3:13 AM

Yep, Laura started as a far-left feminist, and then does a 180 to become ultraconservative. She's batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 19January 19, 2019 3:15 AM

The ones who are “delivered” from their debauchery by religion are the worst. Always.

by Anonymousreply 20January 19, 2019 3:19 AM

He got off on torturing people in Afghanistan.

Psycho is right. Don't care what the body looks like.

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by Anonymousreply 21January 19, 2019 3:27 AM

I remember back in the day Betty Bowers posting pictures of Laura's super-hairy pussy and asking us to pray for the lost harlot.

by Anonymousreply 22January 19, 2019 3:29 AM

[quote] He got off on torturing people in Afghanistan.

Mama’s mussy is steaming. I said STEAMING!!! Please torture me, Laura's son, please, pretty please?

by Anonymousreply 23January 19, 2019 3:31 AM

OP has mental health issues.

by Anonymousreply 24January 19, 2019 3:32 AM

She is supportive of gays . But good point..about her son why does he have her surname and not the dads? That is creepy.

by Anonymousreply 25January 19, 2019 3:33 AM

Dr. Laura’s son is built like a brick shithouse fell on his face.

by Anonymousreply 26January 19, 2019 3:35 AM

Seems like a totally normal guy to me!

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by Anonymousreply 27January 19, 2019 3:36 AM

Any more photos of him?

by Anonymousreply 28January 19, 2019 3:37 AM

Look at this: claimed on the MySpace page that his "job" was "running around this horrid place doing nasty things to people that deserve it . . . and some that don't."

Some that don't? There's Laura's ultraconservative "Christian" values at work. Why can't these people just admit they're Satan's minions? It's not like they're bothering to hide it.

by Anonymousreply 29January 19, 2019 3:40 AM

Is she a racist?

by Anonymousreply 30January 19, 2019 3:41 AM

Meh, who cares, I'm admiring the body, not the mind.

by Anonymousreply 31January 19, 2019 3:44 AM

Small penis alert!

by Anonymousreply 32January 19, 2019 3:45 AM

They've both got such cute button noses.

by Anonymousreply 33January 19, 2019 3:50 AM

R30 Of course not! Dr. L is an expert on racism, and even set a black woman straight about it

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by Anonymousreply 34January 19, 2019 3:52 AM

Raise your hand if you think she's fucked her son.

by Anonymousreply 35January 19, 2019 3:54 AM

HIS LID IS FUG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 36January 19, 2019 3:56 AM

He’s UGLAY, Mom is a racist, homophobic cuntrag. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 37January 19, 2019 4:01 AM

Here's some more pics. I guess he's a doctor or nurse or something?

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by Anonymousreply 38January 19, 2019 4:02 AM
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by Anonymousreply 39January 19, 2019 4:02 AM
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by Anonymousreply 40January 19, 2019 4:03 AM

His mom looks like she was dug up and put in a museum because her family stopped paying the cemetery tax.

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by Anonymousreply 41January 19, 2019 4:09 AM

That gene pool is a swamp worth draining.

by Anonymousreply 42January 19, 2019 4:11 AM

Her swamp of a cunt is not worth the effort, though.

by Anonymousreply 43January 19, 2019 4:13 AM

Put a bag on his head and I guess he would do.

by Anonymousreply 44January 19, 2019 4:17 AM

R29 Dr. Laura is not "Christian."

by Anonymousreply 45January 19, 2019 4:21 AM

My favorite story about Dr. "FAMILY VALUES" Laura is how her mother rotted into the carpeting at her condo, after she died, because her daughter never noticed she was dead.

by Anonymousreply 46January 19, 2019 4:24 AM

OP = Dr. Laura

by Anonymousreply 47January 19, 2019 4:26 AM

I thought he was gay.

by Anonymousreply 48January 19, 2019 4:35 AM

We don't believe you, R17. You outed yourself by using the word "teacher," rather than "professor" . . . at USC.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 19, 2019 4:42 AM

I like a man who isnt run of the mill good looking yet somehow is and he fits that bill perfectly. Pity he has issues,but I wouldnt be sucking on those !

by Anonymousreply 50January 19, 2019 4:43 AM

One of the kindest, smartest people I've ever known died six weeks ago.

He's gone but Laura Schlessinger and her sociopath son still walks among us. Proof that we live in a cold, unjust universe.

by Anonymousreply 51January 19, 2019 4:45 AM

Yeah, r52, I'd have you sucking on a bowl full of broken glass.

by Anonymousreply 52January 19, 2019 4:49 AM

Oops, not me, you r50.

by Anonymousreply 53January 19, 2019 4:50 AM

Her son must be gay

Someone is trying hard to convince us he is

She's still a cunt. A cunt AGAINST God. She will go to hell when she dies.

I don't believe she will because I don't believe in hell. I wish I did.

by Anonymousreply 54January 19, 2019 4:50 AM

R51 is the better hookup.

by Anonymousreply 55January 19, 2019 4:53 AM

And actually her hair is a 1960's style, amitrite?

by Anonymousreply 56January 19, 2019 4:59 AM

Op , go vote for Trump again.

by Anonymousreply 57January 19, 2019 4:59 AM

She wasn’t a professor r149 and you’re full of shit. The guy that sold the nude photos of her said they fucked the first time they met after she called in on his radio show. The guy bill ballance was nearly 30 years older then she was and she had not divorced her first husband yet.

Lew died a few years back and she was fucking him when he was still living with his wife and 3 kids. She lived with him for almost a decade before they got married but goes off on people who live together before marriage. She had her tubes tied in her 20s but saw a documentary about different kinds of species giving birth and had an epiphany that she had to have a child. She conceived through fertility treatments and had an ectopic pregnancy all before marrying lew bishop. She’s against fertility treatments and come down hard on women who get pregnant before marriage..

by Anonymousreply 58January 19, 2019 5:18 AM

It always bothered me when she told these poor moms who called in to quit their jobs and be home with their children. Sometimes that works, but a lot of single moms or those without reliable support have to work...and Dr Laura telling them that she made it work by doing a nightly radio program and being home during the day is just such a load of crap. There aren’t that many such jobs available and maybe a lot of moms don’t know Bill Ballance

by Anonymousreply 59January 19, 2019 5:26 AM

True r99, and she mostly spoke to those who had no career prospects. It was easy to get perpetually pregnant 300 pounders to stay home and eat various forms icing sugar all day long. Toss her a bucket of KFC and life is chill.

by Anonymousreply 60January 19, 2019 5:35 AM

R29 Dr. Laura didn’t practice Christianity, but converted to orthodox Judaism in the 90s. She deconverted in 2003, soon after her estranged mom was found rotting in a condo for months. It could be that the neglect of her elderly mom and not giving a proper burial immediately after death caused some friction between her and the orthodox community. She’s supposedly Jew Lite® now.

Deryk converted to orthodox along with mommy in the 90s. Is he still practicing? Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 61January 19, 2019 5:37 AM

Oy, those Schlessingers - what a couple of meshugganas!

by Anonymousreply 62January 19, 2019 5:56 AM

Dr. Laura is an asshole. She was so attentive to her mother, though.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 19, 2019 5:57 AM

I don’t understand - Deryk spent so much time with grandma during those months. There must be some mistake.

by Anonymousreply 64January 19, 2019 6:05 AM

I suspect that OP actually meant "shit brickhouse."

by Anonymousreply 65January 19, 2019 6:08 AM

Physically he’s my type. Sounds like he was (and maybe still is) a piece of shit, though.

by Anonymousreply 66January 19, 2019 6:09 AM

He also has small hands, so, you know what that means.

by Anonymousreply 67January 19, 2019 6:10 AM

Dr Laura’s father was Jewish and her mother catholic. The family wasn’t religious and neither was Laura until deryk was around 6 years old. Her and deryk were watching a documentary on the holocaust (see a theme here) and she went gung-ho into Judaism first orthodox then conservative. She made a big deal about not practicing Judaism anymore and blamed Jews for her decision to leave as she claimed on her show that the nastiest letters she ever got were from Jewish women and the most supportive ones were from Christians.

The vanity fair takedown of her in the late 90s was brutal and she’s still bitter about it. She has a sister that’s a decade younger then she is and they have been estranged since the late 70s. Laura has a habit of lying and reinventing her past, for example she lied about when her dad was born and died.

by Anonymousreply 68January 19, 2019 6:38 AM

Here's a copy of the Dr. Laura VF expose!

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by Anonymousreply 69January 19, 2019 6:53 AM

She most certainly taught at USC, Human Sexuality. She was a whore, like I said. You can do the research on it- I've wasted enough of my time on that cunt.

by Anonymousreply 70January 19, 2019 7:37 AM

Oh, no! This means I am no longer the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted!

by Anonymousreply 71January 19, 2019 7:40 AM

For those of you who were lucky enough not to have to overhear your aunt’s right-wing AM radio favorites, Dr. Laura’s program created the UberFrau: a sanctimonious housewife who idolizes her military husband, scorns single moms for being selfish hoes who are too cowardly to withstand the occasional male domination and domestic violence a woman should endure for the sake of her kids. A woman’s alpha needs validation of his manhood, ladies!

For the poster above who says Dr. L supports gays: she once referred to us as biological mistakes, then did the typical round of faux apologies to keep her sponsors and her job. What a horrific cunt. It’s no wonder Deryk likes to torture civilians in war-torn countries and perform fellatio on handguns in his spare time.

by Anonymousreply 72January 19, 2019 5:58 PM

It's the Conservative UberFrau, but she wasn't the type to go to pilates and take hot yoga classes like today's Mainstream Fraus.

by Anonymousreply 73January 19, 2019 9:13 PM

Exactly, pro-gay my ass, she apologized and has refrained from anti-gay comments merely to save her career, no sincerity at all involved. I was part of the campaign to bring her tv talk-show down, emailing sponsors, fun times. But it probably would've been canceled anyway, it was terrible. And have you taken a good gander at her neck? It's one of the most grotesque things I've seen in my life. That's why she almost always wore high collar blouses.

by Anonymousreply 74January 19, 2019 9:21 PM

The Stop Dr. Laura website featured the ugliest images of that vile cunt. I loved it!

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by Anonymousreply 75January 19, 2019 10:17 PM

There was a hilarious episode of "Frasier" where Christine Baranski played "Dr. Nora", a rabid conservative hypocrite radio-psychiatrist hired by Frasier's station, a character which was so obviously based on Laura Schlessinger.

by Anonymousreply 76January 19, 2019 10:25 PM

Yes, and Piper Laurie as her poor mother.

by Anonymousreply 77January 19, 2019 11:36 PM
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by Anonymousreply 78January 19, 2019 11:46 PM

R59, love that point. She is way not understanding about women and working, I had to work. My husband was mentally abusive and then divorced me. He did not support my kids financially after the divorce.

OTOH, maybe it is better for moms to stay at home BUT it is a luxury.

by Anonymousreply 79January 19, 2019 11:56 PM

I think was spoofed on The West Wing as well.

by Anonymousreply 80January 19, 2019 11:57 PM

I have her doll, I created a pornhub video of me sticking it up my ass and pulling out a shit covered Dr. Laura.

by Anonymousreply 81January 20, 2019 3:51 AM

R81, are u serious? But if yes, PLEASE DONT LINK.

by Anonymousreply 82January 20, 2019 4:23 PM
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