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My name is Francis

What’s yours?

by Anonymousreply 74June 25, 2019 10:06 AM

Claire.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2019 3:13 AM

Hugo

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2019 3:13 AM

A Sissy

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2019 3:15 AM

Talking mules can also access the Internet? Amaaaaaaaazing!

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2019 3:15 AM

My name is Luka I live on the second floor

by Anonymousreply 5January 17, 2019 3:23 AM

THEY CALL ME MR. TIBBS.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 17, 2019 3:25 AM

"Call me Ishmael."

by Anonymousreply 7January 17, 2019 3:31 AM

Gypsy - -

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by Anonymousreply 8January 17, 2019 3:37 AM

My name is Michael!

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by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2019 3:58 AM

Lurlene

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2019 3:58 AM

Robert, Robert, bo-bobert bonana-fanna fo-fobert Fee fi mo-mobert Robert!

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by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2019 4:21 AM

A . . . My Name Is Alice.

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2019 4:23 AM

De'montè

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2019 4:43 AM

Kunta

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2019 4:46 AM

My Name Is Martita

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by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2019 5:06 AM

Mudd.

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2019 5:10 AM

Saucy Jacky.

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2019 5:11 AM

My name is Mr. Pibb.

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2019 5:11 AM

Bond. James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2019 5:12 AM

Baby "Fucking" June...what's it to ya?

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2019 5:13 AM

I had a friend named Francis. He died three months ago.

by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2019 5:17 AM

Jolene. Yes, that Jolene.

by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2019 5:17 AM

I'm Yvonne and this is it!

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by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2019 5:18 AM

The Golden Stair

by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2019 5:26 AM

Clara, Helen, Mary, Marcia, Marjorie, Nancy, Peggy, Ruthie, Vicky, Vanessa, Mike, and Sid.

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2019 5:29 AM

Hi Francis,

My name is Lola.

I was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in my hair and foreskin cut off down there.

by Anonymousreply 26January 17, 2019 5:47 AM

Francie Brady, not a bad bastard after all.

by Anonymousreply 27January 17, 2019 6:17 AM

My name is Mrs Norman Maine.

by Anonymousreply 28January 17, 2019 6:37 AM

I'm Helen SINCLAIRE.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 17, 2019 6:49 AM

Moses

by Anonymousreply 30January 17, 2019 7:00 AM

You may call me M.

by Anonymousreply 31January 17, 2019 7:05 AM

My name is Luka

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by Anonymousreply 32January 17, 2019 7:05 AM

Francis!

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by Anonymousreply 33January 17, 2019 7:07 AM

Julie.

by Anonymousreply 34January 17, 2019 7:16 AM

R1 "CLAIRE??? That's a fat girl's name!"

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by Anonymousreply 35January 17, 2019 7:17 AM

Dick Sweeney

by Anonymousreply 36January 17, 2019 7:20 AM

[quote]r22 Jolene. Yes, that Jolene.

Oh, Jolene! I love this version of you SO much . . . . !

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by Anonymousreply 37January 17, 2019 7:23 AM

R34 Cheryl, yes really!

by Anonymousreply 38January 17, 2019 7:27 AM

[italic]Felicia![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 39January 17, 2019 7:29 AM

Slim Shady

by Anonymousreply 40January 17, 2019 7:30 AM

[italic]MARY!

by Anonymousreply 41January 17, 2019 7:32 AM

Long Dong, yes really.

by Anonymousreply 42January 17, 2019 7:33 AM

My Name is Julia Ross

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by Anonymousreply 43January 17, 2019 7:34 AM

My name is Legion

by Anonymousreply 44January 17, 2019 7:48 AM

Well, it's not THIS, that's all I'll say!

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by Anonymousreply 45January 17, 2019 8:02 AM

CALL ME MADAM!

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by Anonymousreply 46January 17, 2019 8:22 AM

First Name: Carmen

by Anonymousreply 47January 17, 2019 8:23 AM

I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie. Lisa left you years ago.

by Anonymousreply 48January 17, 2019 8:50 AM

I am Captain Peacock

by Anonymousreply 49January 17, 2019 8:58 AM

I'm Jan Brady!

by Anonymousreply 50January 17, 2019 10:26 AM

‘Call me by your name, and I’ll call you by mine’:

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by Anonymousreply 51January 17, 2019 10:29 AM

My name is Asher Lev.

by Anonymousreply 52January 17, 2019 10:38 AM

I went to school with a Mary Frances who went by Mances.

by Anonymousreply 53January 17, 2019 1:50 PM

That's not my name!

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by Anonymousreply 54January 17, 2019 3:48 PM

Individual One

by Anonymousreply 55January 19, 2019 1:15 AM

Valerie Hobson

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by Anonymousreply 56January 19, 2019 1:20 AM

My name... is MELINDA.

Melinda Winifred Wayne Tentrees! And I am APPALLED and STUNNED at this outrageous inquisition!

by Anonymousreply 57January 19, 2019 3:09 AM

My name is Tallulah, and soon I'll be gone!

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by Anonymousreply 58January 19, 2019 3:11 AM

Bond, James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 59January 19, 2019 5:58 AM

No, my name AIN'T "Baby."

It's "Janet."

"Ms. Jackson" if you're nasty.

by Anonymousreply 60June 25, 2019 6:51 AM

French Bitch

by Anonymousreply 61June 25, 2019 6:53 AM

Esther. Hoffman. Howard.

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by Anonymousreply 62June 25, 2019 7:06 AM

[quote] Talking mules can also access the Internet? Amaaaaaaaazing!

Meh!

by Anonymousreply 63June 25, 2019 7:08 AM

Inigo

by Anonymousreply 64June 25, 2019 7:11 AM

George....Glass.

by Anonymousreply 65June 25, 2019 7:12 AM

My name is Luca. I’m on the second floor. What floor are you on?

by Anonymousreply 66June 25, 2019 7:37 AM

My name is Michael. I've got a nickel. I've got a nickel, shiny and new! I'm gonna buy me all sorts of candy. That's what I'm gonna do!

by Anonymousreply 67June 25, 2019 7:41 AM

Hi, it's me. Stan.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 25, 2019 7:42 AM

[quote] I'm gonna buy me all sorts of candy.

You need to stay away from carbs. No one likes a fatty, Michael.

by Anonymousreply 69June 25, 2019 7:45 AM

It’s Carlton, the doorman!

by Anonymousreply 70June 25, 2019 7:52 AM

Earnest

by Anonymousreply 71June 25, 2019 9:11 AM

Aram

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by Anonymousreply 72June 25, 2019 9:33 AM

I am Nobody and I called today. I hung up when you asked my name.

by Anonymousreply 73June 25, 2019 10:04 AM

Lemmie kiss ya. Ida wanna.

by Anonymousreply 74June 25, 2019 10:06 AM
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