How did I miss the F*cking Helen Lawson Christmas Special this year?
I guess I've been drinking more than usual this season.
Please fill me in on all the details you can remember.
Nothing says Christmas, like Helen G*ddamn Lawson TV Spectacular.
I Just Realized I Missed this year's Helen Lawson Christmas Special! G*ddammit, can anyone fill me in on the details?
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| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 1, 2019 7:00 PM |
Once again my cable was affected by the bad weather so all I saw Neely o'Hara doing that same old Santa Baby routine she's done for the last 20 years. She's put on a lot of weight. Bloated face. But her voice has matured, I'd even say ripened.
Then I caught half of Anne's latest Gillian commercial before the cable cut out again. I'm not usually a big fan of six minute commercials but I make an exception for anything featuring the lovely Anne Welles.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 1, 2019 4:21 AM |
Zzzzzzzz
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 1, 2019 4:37 AM |
I think I espied Helen offering Dave Chappelle fellatio just now in Yellow Springs, Ohio, when he was having that awkward conversation with Andy and Anderson.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 1, 2019 4:43 AM |
[quote] Once again my cable was affected by the bad weather
You have cable? You must be loaded! I still have my aluminum foil rabbit ears.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 1, 2019 5:09 AM |
The King cousins sang a medley of songs from Hamilton..
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 1, 2019 5:42 AM |
I suppose I enjoyed the part where a live mic picked up Helen growling at the Lennon Sisters to,
"Go take turns giving Larry Welch hand jobs and get your lily-white cunts off my goddamned stage."
And then seamlessly segued into a monologue about the Star of David and the Baby Jesus before she did her big "Silent Night" number.
The looks on the faces of the shocked Lennon Sisters made the whole show worth watching...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 1, 2019 6:48 PM |
She painfully drug Adore Loomis during the opening monologue but her duet of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" with Jenny Stewart was spectacular.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 1, 2019 6:52 PM |
[quote]"Go take turns giving Larry Welch hand jobs and get your lily-white cunts off my goddamned stage."
I suppose it's that kind of Star Power that keeps us tuning in year after year.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 1, 2019 6:52 PM |
Paul Lynde, Charles Nelson Reilly and Alan Sues joined Helen in a salute to MGM musicals.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 1, 2019 6:55 PM |
Didn't Helen look like she's had some work done since last year?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 1, 2019 6:56 PM |
[quote]but her duet of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" with Jenny Stewart was spectacular.
Normally, I love Jenny Stewart but I thought her blackface number this year was just pandering to Megan Kelly and the Fox News crowd
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 1, 2019 7:00 PM |