This athletic cagemeat has Momma’s mussy jiggling like a bowl full of jelly!

Yum!

Great tits and sense of humor.

But manslaughter... AND straight.

Cue the Patsy Ramsey troll.

[quote]AND straight.

Straight under Momma’s caftan!

50 years for manslaughter.

Three time convicted felon amongst other things.....a real charm, OP.

Bi Davon

Not so hot in court clothes.

Okay, how does one go to prison and end up looking better with a better hair cut than on the day you were sentenced?

By the earliest he'll be out... I'll be dead.

Not bad for prison meat, but I'll pass.

He's very good looking in the photo.

I used to have pen pals, including prison pen pals, years ago. I just might write this guy. He has a sense of humor.

picture NOT VERIFIED

A three-quarter profile is not this guy's friend.

When I started reading his profile, I thought, uggh, another boor who thinks he's funnier than he is. But he actually is pretty witty!

He's got a killer profile!

This is the one for momma! A fine slab of cagemeat.

R17 - That guy has the essence of marriage material!

But what did he do to get in there??

armed robbery.

i’d need to see the guns.

Kosher Gay Cagemeat

r20 [quote]Second degree assault may involve intentional or reckless serious physical injury to another person, or physical injury to any person by means of a deadly weapon or a dangerous instrument.

Not first degree. May involve physical injury by means of a deadly weapon or dangerous instrument.

So he slapped around a trick who tried to stiff him...

Does anyone here have any prison pen pals.

I like the bisexual ones

Quite big tits

You fellas who've got your mussys whistling like stove top kettles over R17 will be pleased to learn of a famous study into armed robbers. Most are closeted gays!

What’s the use of cage meat?

I always find the disconnect between the personal statements and the crimes committed fascinating.

OP's guy is currently 33 yrs old

Generic southern boy profile, which is fine, but he's unexceptional looking. No rippling muscles or anything to make him stand out.

But when they come out of prison, what do you do?

r31, avoid being murdered.

A fair amount of women propose to men in prison - don't go there. Just pen pals, okay??!!

Strip search in prison!

r33 don’t you crush my dreams! i’ll be wearing my best butter-patty lipstick when they let Donny Ray out for good behavior!

Guard duty...….

R34, prisoners don’t wear gay ass briefs

r37 i must confess i’m impressed at the size of the prison set the constructed for a crappy porno. good lighting, as well. a shame about the “talent.”

Chin goatees are making a comeback with the prison set, I see.

I love the cage meat troll. Who. The FUCK! spends time looking for these things?!

R38

Thank you. That was worth all the points!

R38, that's an old print ad for C-IN2 underwear.

Strip search.

Real prison strip search videos, please

Goldilocks gets his mugshot.

Mr. Tats on the phone.

Mugshot.

"Don't look at me - the butler did it.".

"Please include your address if you have a JPay profile".

Um, what?

Isn't 25 years an awful long time for manslaughter? He killed someone while driving twice the speed limit. Yes, that's bad. But he didn't intend to kill the person.

R47 Jpay is like cashapp, but for convicts instead of Insta/onlyfans hoes.

It's not manslaughter. It's man's laughter.