Loud cowboy boots
Since my treatment induced neuropathy is slowly staring to clear up, I have been wearing my signature footwear, cowboy boots. With loud heels.
I will drown out the women on the street.
I am sick unto death of the fraus and fraiuleins wearing the loud footwear while their pussy whipped husbands/boyfriends whatever slink behind in qujet boat shoes and sneakers.
Men need to put the noise back into their footwear. Men's footwear used to be loud in the 70s and 80s.
I wish I did not have downstairs neighbors, because my boots sound like an earthquake on the wood flloors.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 22, 2018 12:32 PM
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Do you have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 21, 2018 10:40 AM
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Time to do some bug stomping. Insect rights be d*mned.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 21, 2018 10:45 AM
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Take your fucking heels off inside, asshole. Unless your last name is Fraustein.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 21, 2018 10:46 AM
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Go ahead, call the police. The California Highway Patrol wears loud boots too.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 21, 2018 10:50 AM
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Trade in your cowboy boots for tap shoes, OP. You know you want to.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 21, 2018 11:03 AM
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When you sound loud, this is what I was thinking at first.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 21, 2018 11:22 AM
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but if you are wearing boots, then who - in the summer - will put bare feet in plastic flip flops and walk laps around the office so everyone can hear the sound of fat flesh joining to, and then separating from, cheap plastic footwear?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 21, 2018 11:31 AM
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Don't look at me, r8. I wouldn't wear either one.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 21, 2018 12:25 PM
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Cowboys are sexy! Sometimes!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 21, 2018 1:05 PM
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Little Bitch OP wishes those were Cha-Cha heels but he’ll never be worthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 21, 2018 1:22 PM
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[quote]I will drown out the women on the street. I am sick unto death of the fraus and fraiuleins wearing the loud footwear while their pussy whipped husbands/boyfriends whatever slink behind in qujet boat shoes and sneakers. Men need to put the noise back into their footwear. Men's footwear used to be loud in the 70s and 80s. [bold]I wish I did not have downstairs neighbors, because my boots sound like an earthquake on the wood flloors.[/bold]
Well, lookee here at Miz Seria, talking mighty BIG AND LOUD about frauen ... then walking all small, timid, and mouse-footed in her own home.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 21, 2018 1:49 PM
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Guess what, c*nt? I walk as loud as I want in my home, but I am considerate of others, unlike the some of the c*unts on this forum. Do NOT f*ck with me. DO NOT! I will eviscerate you.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 21, 2018 10:44 PM
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I wear cowboy boots, and one reason I love wearing them is the confidence they give me. Can't explain it.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 21, 2018 10:57 PM
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Not only should you wear loud boots, you should make them as loud as possible! Tape on some taps and capgun caps. Use noisy tape.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 22, 2018 12:05 AM
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The louder the shoe, the cheaper the shoe.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 22, 2018 12:09 AM
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And no, the louder the shoe, the more expensive. The cheaper shoes have rubber soles and heels. Ever buy any expensive Italian shoes? LOUD CLICK, yeah!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 22, 2018 12:13 AM
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I have this recurring fantasy about Bob Ross STOMPING the devil out of his paintbrushes with his chunky leather cowboy boots, slow and hard.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 22, 2018 12:21 AM
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Op, you seem like a moron.
R7, those boots are kind of nice.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2018 12:27 AM
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These boots are made for stomping ...
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 22, 2018 12:32 PM
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