Armie Hammer had a nervous breakdown and shaved his head

What the actual fuck? He’s having a Britney!!

He’s getting older and his career’s going nowhere.

He was on The View today. Seemed totally normal. I’m sure it’s for a role, and he may have just buzzed it. What’s the big deal? It’s hair. It will grow back.

Maybe he’s getting hair plugs

He's still cute but the endless moronic antics he loves to post are killing his appeal. Does he want a talk show where he can act like an idiot for a solid hour a day on cam? Look out Ellen.

Lol, R1. Britney "light" maybe.

He always behaves like a child if one of his movie characters didn’t get nominated for an Oscar. Still remember last year he wore different tracksuits when his CMBYN role didn’t get a nomination

Yes, he’s a bitter, attention seeker. That’s why he was prematurely balding in the first place. He thinks this will get him noticed. It’s equivalent to throwing a hissy fit.

It's time to come out Armie

Great career move.

Hollywood just wants Armie as a handsome, patrician actor who plays the supportive husband or boyfriend of a prominent actor or actress. He’s perfectly suitable to these roles, like Stephen Collins was. He just doesn’t have that je ne sais quoi as a box office star on par with a Brad Pitt or George Clooney. He should focus on becoming a better actor by performing in live theatre.

Suck my dick, bitches

Basic AWG.

Eh, who cares?

Any pics of his new do?

His new look. Yay or nay?

His career keeps sinking and his hair gets shorter. What’s next? Sex tape or nude pics?

Kinda masculine

On jimmy tonight

gorgeous!

That's so not bald. I like bald men.

I vote Armie for a 7th Heaven Netflix reboot R11!

R17 Liz is gearing up to a sex tape if that insta story was anything to go by.

I feel like this spur of the moment hesd shaving incident is a total gimmick. Armie is trying to position himself as the wacky, unpredictable guy. We're not buying it Armand.

I hope he will release “hacked nude pics”

He looks 10 years younger without that news anchorman hair. Good for him.

Sorry why are people saying he's done and his career is over and all that? As a casual Hollywood observer I would have thought he's still in the ascendancy in his career he's everywhere and in critical movies and still getting parts ...?

I should add I fucking hate this guy as an actor and as a person he seems like the twins from Social Network in real life. Also, I like Casey Affleck so I hope Hammer gets obliterated by some dudes from Boston's underworld for saying that about Casey's "rape" or whatever.

He looks better, which is incredible.

Very cool. Loving it.

GORGEOUS:

Smile:

Agree completely with r25.

He got his teeth fixed? Or is that a morphed picture?

I would pay to lick every inch of his body and let him sit on my face for an hour.

But he is a disposable, nondescript actor and a needy, annoying social media personality.

Armie should shave he looks like an alcoholic in these photos with the cheap buzz cut and eye bags.

I hope that the smile photo is a photoshop or lord help us

R32 Armie married an E Hollywood reporter. His image was always his primary concern he only focused on indie movies because studios don't want him. Notice the entire OTBOS promotion has centered on his looks and how RBG wanted him. He has no other assets but money and looks, the latter totally overrated for such an average looking man.

I don't trust any of these "OMG they're sick" or "holy shit he's having a mental breakdown" gossip things anymore. Like I said on another thread recently, ever since the Liam Neeson incident where clearly he was in on the tabloids saying that he was very sick if not dying, then it turned out he just lost a bunch of weight for that Scorsese movie Silence.

Now as far as I'm concerned, all the shit's fake. People learned 10 to 15 years ago that all you have to do is fake a breakdown or fake being upset that your sex tape was leaked, and people will just throw their wallets at you.

[quote]he’s a bitter, attention seeker. That’s why he was prematurely balding in the first place.

That's not how hair loss works, pal.

He does look better without the 90s-era Bill Pullman hair.

He's clueless. Rich by birth, goodlooking, heterosexual, needy...

R13 what does that mean?

R18 very masculine! I'm sure Tim will approve....

Publicity stunt of course. The fact people think Timmy and Lily kissing in the rain is staged but Armie's above PR. Hypocrisy.

Armie has many handlers. They never leave his side. His publicist is always with him at talk shows. Fallon specializes in humanizing celebrities . It was probably his idea. As opposed to the games he usually plays with them, this was his sketch.

Armie's publicist pretending to be upset is the clincher of just how fake and contrived his images is.

R41 he looks gayer than ever.

R36 of course it's PR. Notice how fast the tabloids had the story. It wasn't even 24 hours.

Yes, R42 blah, blah, blah. Any links to the programme in question. For some reason the ig links are not working for me.

loooooooooooooooooooooooove dat man...………………………………………………………………………..

Armie's croptop makes him look Brit-Ish.

Does Armie's team monitor DL because he's a close case? Methinks yes

Armie must have his publicist dropping stories about Batman and MFU nonstop. These articles always appear when he's promoting. And the fact he recently spoke about batman is embarrassing for him. He's way too fey

R45 are you talking about The Tonight Show appearance he did last night?

Another clip.

Kid made a huge error going at Casey Affleck. He's got heavy ties in the game to heavy hitters like his bro obviously but Damon, who has BIG TIME people behind him. Been plotting to get back at this prick for a while. Hammer won't have a career in the very near future.

Please. Casey is lucky he is still around. It's just a matter of time before he is targeted again. People haven't forgotten.

The point is not that Casey isn't done or people have forgotten what he was accused of. Very well might be true. And that's more to the point. Because he tried to damage Affleck.

The point is that Casey's "people" haven't forgotten Armie's statement out his mouth and they're gonna get him back for it. Big time. And I can't wait. Did u see how quickly Hammer apologized for what he said about Casey? They came down on him with the quickness.

We'll see, R54. The people behind Damon and the Afflecks are ripe for targeting themselves. Don't forget, types like Weinstein and Moonves thought they were powerful untouchables, too.

That RBG movie is going to tank just like the Gary Hart movie did.

#NoOneGivesAFuck

I normally don't like it when handsome men with nice hair cut it short, but it's working nicely for Armie. He's adorable. I just want to hug him.

He probably didn't want to worry about what his hair looked like during his press tour. Who cares anyways, it ain't that deep. I'd fuck him any time, with hair or no hair.

You don’t need to be a Madonna fan to see the resemblances between her and a female gorilla

R54 well damn. Hopefully that doesn’t happen.

That statement about Affleck was reckless and nasty though. I don't get why he wages wars against other actors. They're really not to blame for his mediocre career. I sometimes think he's also behind all the Timothée Hate too. It comes from his fans. He just comes across as slightly unhinged. Why is he like that?

I don't know about any crazy mafia stuff but he can probably kiss any chance of nomination in the future goodbye. Even if he was a good actor, which he's not. The Afflecks are very well connected and the Academy adores them.

Some people on these Armie and Timothée threads are actually insane. This is why I can't stand Armie. His fans are nuts. His haters seem nuts too. Scared of the Affleck poster. Too bad Timothée likes this nuisance. Probably the only thing I resent about Timothée is forcing his fans to have to deal with Hammer but he's so blindly loyal to this oaf. Armie attracts the craziness with his antics and thus the crazy fans. Sometimes he seems so sweet and ngl that's usually when he's around Timothée. I'm exhausted. Think I'm just going to start ignoring any to do with this messy Hammer. Hopefully we won't see them together for a while.

Armie is not good looking enough to pull off this cut by the way.

He looks younger, ironically.

[quote]Armie is not good looking enough to pull off this cut by the way.

Yes, he is. He looks smashing.

I love Armie and I love Casey.

R63 yeah he looks 43 instead of 45. Lol

casey is a low life and has few admirers anymore......trust.

Indeed. But two of his admirers are old boy network titans who still have clout and power and one happens to be his big brother. Trust. One was on SNL last night.

Armie looked like a mess at the RBG propaganda screening. WTAF was he wearing?

Looks like Liz passed on another liberal gathering. No premiere for OTBOS with HRC in attendance. She also avoided the POCs for STBY in Brooklyn early this year. So blatant.

I smell divorce

He looks fine. You people are nuts.

He should take a role on a long running TV series because he doesn't have a hope in hell of making the A list as a popular movie actor.

He’s been acting oddly for almost a year now. I think he will divorce his wife and start fucking men

R73 his jacket looks a mess. The whole look is a joke. He has rotten taste. The stylist should be fired.

Wait until you see how bad his acting is in OTBOS. It's very amateur.

Love his butch haircut. Honey you know he is fucking all the hot broads in town.

Casey Affleck is such an asshole. Loved how Brie Larson basically looked at him like he is a piece of shit. Also him being out of oscar ceremonie next year. Comparing to that, Armie's words were nothing. There is no way old alcoholic Affleck and Damon with his messy year will get involved.

dear we don't go for his 'acting'....his hot energy pervades even the most heinous of his flix.

R80 I guess that's why they're mostly flops. Not too many people interested in his brand of white bread and awkwardness.

Armie's sexiest quality is his bank balance.

baby $ cant buy you that hot tits ass and cock on him...

Tits? You like His man boobs? Eww. Lol . His cock looks tiny. The butt does look good for pounding. That hungry closet case probably can't get enough.

This is clickbait TRASH, OP. FF.

Armie left his MAGA beard at home instead of letting her hobknob with Hillary?

Armie is proudly bragging about his friendship with the fake couple, Priyanka and her man. Armie is a laughing stock.

Armie should come out already.

Sorry but I don't think Armie is gay. He gives me a "get me stoned and drunk and I'll fuck anyone" vibe but not gay.

Armie bald? How can he get the lead in a Lifetime TV movie without thick locks of hair for the leading lady to run her hands through?

Perhaps the missus commanded him to do it as she needed locks of hair for a sacrificial ritual.

Armie looks very sexy with the buzz cut. I would let him violate me in anyway that he wants.

R76 I respect your views — I really do, but why? or why would you not link your valuable contribution to an actual image of what you are referring to?

Man he's got it bad for tim

R94 I agree but what triggered your revelation? The self mutilating haircut?

Yes R94 I'm also intrigued, why?

be so hot if him and tim came out as true blue lovers.

luv the pix of tim fucking the shit outta daddi armie, chewin on his tittys...spittin on his face...pissin in his mouth.

yea

that video would make a million bux plus.... timmy boy eating out armie's asshole prior to stickin his fat cock into daddys hungry hairy cornhole.

armie and his delicious new haircut hotness on james corden….damn he fine! can smell his fine cock and asshole from here: the aroma of pure lust.

Saw his new movie as a plus one. His acting is terrible. He doesn't know how to convey believable emotions.

WE don't go for his acting skills. the man is one of the hottest studs in film, all we need is a peek as his cock and ass and we Happy

I would bottom so hard for Armie!

He's monotone. He would have thrived as a soap opera actor because all you have to do is look pretty.

with his voice, big balls, hot mouth tits ass and cock, he will be a major star till he goes thru all the big titty actress, his next one is meryl, she got cut in line for his cock, she has.....Oscars to give her prescedence before the b list blake livelys and liz taylors., get their turn to eat his cumwads.

I LOVE Casey Affleck. He should be the more famous Affleck. Manchester got me to go to the movies again, something I hadn't done since Brokeback. Brie Larson can DIAGF.

he is verboten after his alleged rapings etc....most loathed man in h wood. i hope all the storys are not true, so salacious.

ben, ur posts here are nice, casey appreciates them.

^ la dumbass hu can't spel

Armie is such a boring tryhard. Is anyone falling for his heterosexual act? Is he using his kids to prove he doesn't suck and get fucked by dicks?

R105 = Ben Affleck

[quote] Is anyone falling for his heterosexual act?

R108 what do you know?

R110 Nothing. R108 is just a Armie/Timothy obsessed shipper.

R111 I didn't say he fucked Timothée. But he tries so hard to appear to be a straight married man but seems much more comfortable with men and flirts and gay baits so much at the same time protesting that he's not gay at the slightest suggestions that he seems to be hiding something. Not to mention his marriage appears to be a farce.

Also I don't think he's with the French rat. I think he has better taste than that. He's with someone who looks more like Henry Cavill or Matt Bomer. He loves those men.

Tim O'Tay > Cavill or Bomer (especially Cavill)

Who is Armie really fucking though? The friend Nick? Bc he seems like the other dad.

Armie probably sees many, many escorts.

casey???? rotten to the core. not beloved....

why besmirch an armie thread with his soiled name (c....)

Or struggling young actors he hangs out with. You see his wife trying to pretend to shill for them first dates. They seem to hang out a lot with these young and unknown actors maybe to top Armie.

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why does he fart into a pepsi can?

He's been spending time with his family R119. Get with the programme. He's a respectable family man, he's forgotten about Tim

How does buzzing his hair constitute a nervous breakdown?

Why? He's such a good looking young man?

that ruth b Ginsberg movie will flop cuase they aint putting hot armie in the tv ads....dum shits. he the major draw

R123 they are not putting him because they say the character he plays is too supportive and decent a husband to be a 'real man'. That's why the film was slow to get off the ground, investors wanted a bitchy husband that didn't reflect the reality of the real life marriage Ruth had.

It takes balls for Armie to play soft when the only model of masculinity that sells is still sociopathic rapist Trump.

Well Brie Larson is starting on a major superhero film despite humiliating Casey for being the rapist everyone knows he is. Problem with Arnie is t first his name, second his upbringing, third his limited talented and his bearding all at once.

Arm and Hammer has been trying to happen for like a decade now. He should realize by now that he just will not happen. CMBYN was biggest role and most acclaim yet and he still got overshadowed by his co star. When he loses his looks he'll have no talent to back his career up.

[quote] Hammer has been trying to happen for like a decade now.

R126 Just because you repeat it again and again doesn't make it true.

R125 your envy blinds you, in fact the envy of far too many people on this thread blinds them. There is nothing wrong with his upbringing or his name, as to the talent, he's getting better and better; you should have seen him in "Sorry to Bother You". As to the bearding, do you have any proof Armie is gay? Because it would be the only reason he would beard for this long.

Dru and Elizabeth

Armie is still a handsome sexy guy, my dream date, especially if he was a little rough.

Armie has morphed into a red potato. He looks like he drank his soul away in the Caymans. Probably mad he's not being nominated for anything

“Guy has nervous breakdown” on Data Lounge.

In real life, guy gets a haircut.

Two years ago he blamed Casey Affleck for not getting nominated Last year he blamed Sony for splitting their time between him and Michael This year his wife went on instagram complaining that his movie was being snubbed

The self entitlement is enormous.

He's so gay. He walks like a power bottom

R132 I guess you can’t tell when tea is spilled either.

Everybody knows Sony fucked up the campaign. And he was right about accusing Cassey.

They look like mother and daughter.

It's the circumstances under which he shaved his head that gave people Britney echoes - choosing to do so on a whim just minutes before a talk show appearance, captured on camera for no apparent reason, random. He had just gotten a new cut weeks before. Given how curated and deliberate actors' looks are, it was weird. Not Britney-level weird, but still.

Sony fucked up the campaign but it wasn't an award-worthy performance anyway, just a personal best. His chances were never good even without Stuhlbarg. And he was right to call out Casey but wrong to defend Nate Parker in the same breath. However, the latter earned him the admiration of Ava Duvernay, maybe she'll cast him in something.

R136 I don't know what more they could have done. He was with Timothée the entire time, at all the screenings. Michael didn't get all that. Timothée got in. He just wasn't great, no offence.

I don't know why he thought it was ok to mention Casey. That shows he's not very smart. Ava might want to think long and hard before working with him. He seems like a loose cannon.

Armie maybe should produce movies. His best asset is his wallet. His acting is wooden. Even in STBY. OTBOS was meh too.

Damn he looks so freakin' beautiful with his new haircut and his snug jeans.

^^^ Hot damn he is looking super sexy, also got a nice bulge in those jeans!!

It’s seldom the celebrity I dislike, but the stans who obsess and over analyze their every move. Just fucking stop already.

So all these guys running around with shaved heads now are having nervous breakdowns?

Will he shave his head and return to wearing tracksuits now that he's not Batman.

LOL

The other name floated as candidate was Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I think he'd be a great Bruce Wayne/Batman.