Marlo Thomas has a stretched face

oh myyyyyyy.

Her father liked stretched sphincters.

Her face looks like a glass coffee table.....

Poor Phil Donahue. Has anyone done a well being check on him?

You mean Danny Thomas is a lesbian?

Good lord! I haven't been following it in recent decades. It's uncanny. 81 years old.

Wow, she was famous back in the day as That Girl for one of the few know actresses that had a nose job. 50 years later it looks inverted.

She looks like a burn victim when she turns sideways.

She was soooo beautiful. Dear God, why?

Her face resembles Janet and Michael Jackson’s now

[quote] She looks like a burn victim when she turns sideways.

Why doesn’t she go to St. Jude’s to get it fixed? For all her family and her have done for the place, you’d think they could slip her a freebie. Surely they can move those annoying voice kids out of the way for the Queen of Cuntery.

she looks like an old Leah remini mixed with miss buttafucko.

I wish they still had live models in the windows of department stores like they used to. Without it being freaking performance art that is.

I was in a restaurant on the Upper East Side in the 80s having dinner while she and Donahue were a few tables away. He ate. She drank 2 bottles a wine and the drunker she got, the louder an meaner she got. He basically ignored her. It was mortifying.

Oh dear, oh dear.

That’s one broad I wouldn’t cross. Never.

one more facelift and she will have a beard

I cross the street when I see her out walking.

r11 That's Shriner's, not St. Jude.

Diamonds

Daisies

Snowflakes

That Cunt!

So I guess she got the face she deserved at the end like Joan Rivers.

Karma baby!

R19, I don’t care. They’re all just annoying voice kids to me. At least St. Jude’s has the sense to put Marlo on their commercials, even with that disaster of a face she has, rather than those disfigured, annoying voice kids. The public are more likely to donate if they don’t have to see the kids especially Alex.

Mingle mingle mingle

I have read in the past that she is a class A bitch in real life. Does anyone know if there is any truth to that rumor? I hope not. I've always liked her.

I could use an adorable ‘Love to the Rescue’ poncho

Ghastly.

I am relatively sure that Alex from the Shriners adverts is really a 50 year old midget. Has anyone else noticed how much deeper his voice is on the newest commercials?

Now they've got that new little elf, "I've broken my bones over 200 times". I'm sad for these kids but dear god they're turning them into whores for that outfit.

I'm sorry, I cannot stand that Shriner's kid in the wheelchair with that fingernails-on-the-blackboard voice. Where the hell is Richard Widmark when you need him?

Didn’t Alex invent the Snuggie?

Paging Dick Widmark

Now, now everyone, settle down!

FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her face barely moves when she speaks. It's as if she's frozen in time.

However, it's admirable the mission St. Jude has for treating children suffering from cancer. They pay for all medical expenses, so that the parents don't go bankrupt trying to save their child's life.

Damn. She looks like a burn victim.

Jesus. Totally unrecognizable.

[quote] I am relatively sure that Alex from the Shriners adverts is really a 50 year old midget. Has anyone else noticed how much deeper his voice is on the newest commercials? Now they've got that new little elf, "I've broken my bones over 200 times". I'm sad for these kids but dear god they're turning them into whores for that outfit.

I agree. He looks and talks like an old ethnic guy from NYC. Did he used to be teamster and is now pretending to be a cripple kid when he’s not harassing and annoying the neighbors on Staten Island with his voice?

They are like whores. “This place is different”, Alex says to the deformed elf, and the mother nods that it’s okay to go with the retired teamster, Alex. He’ll probably take the elf to the docks and drown him to save him from another fracture.

Here a mingle. There a mingle. Everywhere a mingle mingle.

Wow. That face puts Tylo Hunter and Cat Lady Wildenstein to shame. Why? Why would anyone do that?

Stop.....and have a POP with me

POP....the drink that's heavenly

It tickles your nose while it tingles your toes

Stop....and have a POP with me

R38 Maybe she's a bitch to her plastic surgeons too.

She looks like a burn victim.

Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside.

She's been lasered to within an inch of her life. She literally is a burn victim.

She resembles a ‘taint.

are she and donahue still married?

Well, Marlo is over 80 now. IMO she looks like she was in a fire.

What a shame...a lessen on how NOT to age....She's pretty disappointing anyway. Seemed like a nice person years ago...then the rumors persisted about how nasty she is...how the neighbors hated her in CT and how Phil almost walked.

Sure but at age 81,Mrs.Phil Donahue's bags are quite secure....she gives not one fuk what the rest of you lot think.

Can't wait to see how badly you all age,potbellies at under 30 crew...ewwww

Yes, I knew someone who had to deal with her, and came away with a bad impression: Bitchy, imperious, demanding.

Her character was a major grumpy cunt on Law and Order: SVU. Guess not much acting was involved...

Marlo was a fairly good sport with Stuttering John once upon a time.

Has anyone checked on Phil lately?

[Quote]Has anyone checked on Phil lately?

They should first check under the floorboards underneath Marlo's bed.

u can bet her and the rest of the Board on that hospital get a real hefty paycheck....

Donahue will go nowhere

cant find the one of marlo bitch on law n order. her face is a hooot

R54, board members of hospitals usually volunteer their time.

omg look on u tube under marlo early tv

huge scchnoze

Her mouth looks like something out of the Stallone stable

[quote] Donahue will go nowhere

Because Marlo’s hobbled him like James Caan In Misery.

^ Hunter Tylo.

pity her hubby, has tried 3 times to leave her, but her flip outs scare him. now he a bit senile she got all his fortune. his kids hate her guts

When did Marlo Thomas become a grave robber? She's clearly stolen Michael Jackson's nose right off his face.

That’s sad Phil puts up with her shit.

R24, let me refer you to a selection from Datalounge Classic Books: [italic]That Girl and Phil[/italic]. This was written by That Girl's former butler. It's a treat.

R64 Phil is a raging asshole, too

Omg! Is he really? Any stories you’d care to share?

I grew up on phils show, full of edgy wild fun guests....

we cried when he married that shrew Thomas, a known ball buster and gold digger. no one gets such xtreme face surgery unless theyr awful ugly inside. LIKE REAL FUGLY...

She has other issues too

does she see an old lady with a fuked up nose and face when she stare into the mirror?????

Phil never got over it when Oprah usurped his throne on daytime television. Bitter, bitter, bitter man.

Just an ordinary face lift. Here is a picture of her last procedure that shows it was only a little nip and tuck.

still, I pity phil havin to live with such a vain mean controlling bitch

That one little kid, Alex ? looks like a midget Buddy Hackett.

She looks like she has Down’s Syndrome. I think she stared at her immobile face in the mirror too much, checking her reflection, and based her plastic surgery on what she saw in the mirror. She never looked at how her face looked when she spoke. And now her face in motion looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.

I feel bad for her. That doesn't look good.

Can someone share some stories about Marlo Thomas' reputation? There were some doozies on here before and it always surprises me cuz her persona is so sweet and caring.

I loved her in the film In the Spirit with Elaine May. It's really funny and the two have great chemistry.

I've heard May is extremely neurotic (batshit crazy), so can you imagine being a fly on the wall of that set? With May's daughter Jeannie Berlin added to the mix? Yikes.

I love In the Spirit as well, r76! Possibly Elaine's and Marlo's craziness cancelled each other's out.....

She’s using Madonna’s surgeon now.

Isn't that Charo?

My GOD! Plastic surgery is HORRIFYING!

thomas' nose itself is a study in sheer TERROR....NOSTRILS OF JACCKO TIMES TEN

OH Dzonald!

In 1998, around the time she did the movie The Real Blonde, a friend captained a catering gig, he was desperate for a few extra people, was holiday season, I still had my old tux so I joined the “fun”, a dinner party on the Upper East Side, in the low 90’s. Among the guests in that extravagant townhouse, Marlo and Phil! A few of us informed gays were terrified and delighted! She was already a few drinks in upon arrival, the crowd was well heeled, normal Manhattan vips, Regis there too, Phil vanished into a study with a few oldsters but Marlo worked that room hard, a big ol’ queen couldn’t help herself and about an hour in during an appetizer swing gushed that he “loved” her in that new movie, and always did since That Girl. Shockingly, and after years of hearing the tales of horror, she basked in his fawning and actually poked her head in the kitchen to chat with all the staff, definitely liked the adoration. It could have been the wine that fueled her good humor, but we were secretly hoping she’d be a raving bitch so we’d have a classic story to recount, but having her be warm and engaged is provable better for the universe.

Wow, I gotta say that for eighty-one she looks pretty fucking good. I'm an OR nurse for a plastic surgeon so I see a lot of people and outcomes and hers is awfully good.

I think the things that stand out are, of course, her nose which is the result of multiple surgeries and has become too small for her face. The tip has been been overly rotated thereby increasing the space between her top lip and nose. The smaller that space is, the more traditionally beautiful and harmonious we tend to view people, especially women. She also has a lot of scleral show in her eyes. The iris usually rests on the lower lid margin and you can't see any of the white part (sclera) below it. When people have multiple eye surgeries (or just one bad surgery) it can result in the whites showing below the iris (scleral show) which creates a very "operated on" look. Finally, a lot of you are saying she looks like a burn victim because, well, in essence she is. Her facial skin is very smooth and that's the result of traditional CO2 laser resurfacing (not the fractionated type), which does in fact burn off the top layer of the skin forcing new skin to emerge. Done in the 30s and even 40s this looks amazing; however, the older we get the more smooth and artificial that skin will appear, and that's because of the loss of collagen.

She's clearly done some supportive dentistry too. Her top teeth have been built out to support her upper lip which, with bone loss, tends to cave in as we get older. Her dentistry is VERY VERY good. It's a real art working on older people and making them look as youthful as possible.

All in all, Ms. Thomas is an example of the best someone can look given the extent of modern medicine today. Yes, I'm sure you all know someone who's never done a thing and looks better but on the whole, given the surgical capabilities in 2018, she looks awfully good.

What do DL people think of Sylvester Stallone's mother Jackie Stallone. She's 96 and still wears a miniskirt. She looks although scary-still damn good for 96!

Don't bring that dago into it. This is my thread!

Sorry. Jackie Stallone is now 97.

"Give me the Full Ann Miller, doc."

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R84 she only looks "good" inside the uncanny valley that is your frame of reference. I spent about 15 years among the super rich in their watering holes and the eye "adjusts", to even enjoy the strange grand guignol freak show that is very high maintenance plastic surgery, jewels, couture, behavior, actions. In fact, the eye is appreciating ALL the finely done maintenance and tallying the expense, skill, taste (or delicious vulgarity) that was applied. But frankly, honey, if you snap out of it. Marlo looks monstrous.

[quote]Don't bring that dago into it. This is my thread!

Away with your vulgarities, Marlo. Jackie Stallone, née Jacqueline Frances Labofish, is Jewish-Ukrainian on her father's side and French (Breton) on her mother's. But wasn't your own mother born Rose Marie Cassaniti?

Marlo is very proud of being half Italian!

Her father is a lesbian, you know.

R90 That was beautifully and entertainingly articulated. Where can I read more of your work?

It's the nose that throws everything off.

Stretched like a drum

I remember years ago when Charlie's Angels reunited at the Emmys to memorialize Aaron Spelling. Kate Jackson looked inhuman to me. Just really frightening.

I mentioned to a girl I'm friends with how awful she looked. My friend said "I think she looked good" HUH? HOW? How does someone look at that and say "yes! Beautiful!"

R97, is your friend Korean, by any chance?

Remember that book that Marlo's Major Domo (no mere butler for That Girl!) wrote? He described in great detail her obsession with her loos, and her incomparable ego. She actually spent hours trying on clothes, having them altered, and had a coterie of people who would gather round her in her dressing room and ooh and ahh on cue, telling her how gorgeous she was. She consumed a macrobiotic diet, with precisely counted numbers of rice crackers and measured volumes of Miso soup, she screamed at her household staff catering to Phil's plebian tastes and staff, and she went off to the plastic surgeon on a regular basis for "rejuvenation".

The woman has never been normal. She is consumed by the standards of the old Hollywood elite of 70 years ago, when she was coming of age, and we are seeing a lifetime devoted to that absurdity.

stuff of nightmares.

SHE LOOOK LIKE SHE RUN OVER BY A DUMP TRUCK

HOW MANY MILLIONS DO DAT HOSPITAL PAY HER???

scotty bowers said her dad liked to lay under glass table while hos shat on it

FREEEEK

Hello, complete newbie at R101. This isn't breaking news.

R102 It might be breaking news if that glass table had broken.

Young Marlo (with the old nose, in case you didn't notice).

I want to hear more accounts from R84 Do doctors and nurses heckle the patients as they are working on them? So many questions. Should start their own thread on the subject.

She DOES do great work for St. Jude's Hospital and still seems perky and well spoken for her age.

No plastic surgery for Phil Donahue who will be 83 this Dec. 21st.

But he should do something about that hair growing out of his nose. Yuk!

they are billed !!!! if they cant pay a payment plan is arranged

Im gonna spread that pic of her and her god awful nose all over the net. I will make posters and sell them on ebay. and give away t shirts. truth lady.....truth !!!!!! no wonder she has a m Jackson nose: biggest nose I ever saw she born with. gawd

she thought she was hot shit was a small nose, hated by many fellow cast members. why is she such a bitch????

Her hands look really quite good. She doesn’t have that crone claw thing that thin women 20 years younger have going on.

She had her father's nose.

Another recommendation for "That Girl and Phil" -- used copies were selling on Amazon for a penny each and every page brings a bigger laugh as Desmond the ultra-cunty "majordomo" tells stories of her harridanism that make him sound like the ultimate bitch queen.

The paperback version has an appendix of stories Desmond received from readers after the first printing where they recount their own horrific experiences with La Marlo -- surely a tell-all first!

I would really appreciate it if the plastic surgery person would take a look at Don Jr's chin. Is that a bad implant with a fake dimple?

how stretched is her pussy? Is Phil packing or does he have tinymeat?

Marlo donated the extra skin to burn victims at St. Jude's.

imagine wht her 88 yr old puss look like

luv that book bout what a cunt she was to work for.

poor phil. if only his kids could rescue him

I'd rather look like Marlo than that grandma at R89. For 81 yrs old Marlo looks good. She doesn't look 35 and I do think there are parts like her eyes and nose that are overdone, and she needs more eyebrows but I'd take all that over looking like Granny Depends at R89.

I'm still shell shocked that Marlo is ...81.

She enjoys the face she earned

The original Mean Girl. Awful in person.

See if you can find footage of her phone machine message to the butler when she heard about the book. It's pretty funny (though she keeps control).

I'm surprised that she can blink

The surgery has been taken too far. She looks absolutely awful. It’s one thing to have enough done to look good for your age, its another to try and look 22. Unfortunately for her no 22year old looks like they’ve been ironed in an industrial press set on high. Obviously she has no idea how terrible she looks or she wouldn’t be on the view.

[quote]But frankly, honey, if you snap out of it. Marlo looks monstrous.

LOL

I assume it's body dysmorphia, r124.

I think the "surgical nurse" above has a very skewed idea of what looks good. Marlo Thomas looks incredibly artificial there and I think most people meeting her face to face would be wondering exactly what species of human they were looking at.

And there is definitely a midpoint between her and the other 81-year old lady pictured. But I'll bet the woman pictured is satisfied with her looks and life and that is something Marlo Thomas will never be.

Katharine Rayner is about 74 and has a billion bucks. This is what a 74 year old rich lady looks like. Silly hair but otherwise not a monster.

Hold on I'll find an 80 year old billionaire rich lady.

L'impératrice Farah Pahlavi d'Iran is 80. And she's had a rough go with fucked up kids.

Farah looks alright, especially the not over done eyes. Sad and soulful.

Jessica Tandy at 80

Barbara Feldon, age 85

Donna Mills, age 78

Linda Gray, age 78

2 different people? Marlo doesn't believe in aging gracefully.

Phil loves it every time Marlo goes under the knife as it means he doesn’t have to kiss her for six weeks.

Linda Gray and Barbara Feldon have had work done but still look like themselves. Donna Mills looks good but I have to wonder what she looks like in person.

Jessica Tandy has such a pretty face in that pic. If she didn't have old lady hair and had more up to date clothes and makeup, she would have looked fabulous.

All of those women at the links above look better than Marlo and most have had a bit of work done. I guess they knew where to draw the line. Not our Marlo.

Marlo still jogs in Central Park.

That’s pretty impressive r140. Although she should just jog right past the cosmetic surgeon from now on.

If Marlo goes to the plastic surgeon one more time this is what Phil has threatened to do...…..

Marlo does NOT believe in exercise. She says over and over again, that her beauty is strictly the result of perfect macrobiotic dieting.

Donna Mills looks pretty bad when she moves. Also her eyes are HORRIBLY done

[QUOTE]Marlo is very proud of being half Italian!

Which half as I never could tell ?

Her ass

What procedures hasn't Marlo done? Looks like she's had THE WORKS.

She can’t move her neck in OP’s The View video. She moves her whole upper torso like an animatronic.

She gave a staggering, Emmy-winning performance in Nobody’s Child and shocked the industry.

Does Marlo's pussy stink?

Like moth balls

Her pussy smells like Phil's finger.

I deny that accusation.

Years ago a friend had Phil and Marlo on a flight. The captain was fairly chatty describing the scenery below, “Folks, there’s a spectacular view of the Grand Canyon to the left.” Marlo rang her call button and hissed, “Tell that God damned captain I’m sick of listening to all his bullshit!” My friend went up to the flight deck and told the captain what Miss Thomas said. He continued to make announcements and Marlo was furious. Phil just sat there like a whipped husband reading his book. I’ve had other friends who said she was a nightmare on flights as well.

Are cold cuts still banned from her parties?

I'm sending her case of Extra-strength Windex for Christmas.

[quote] Marlo still jogs in Central Park.

Does she still fly her kite there, too?

She should try aerobics. It stretches EVERY muscle.

I get a kick out of cunts like her that get so many nosejobs their nostrils are fukd up slits.

GONE BABY GONE.

It's bizarre that he's married to that bag-of-bones former actress. She looks like death warmed over.

A friend knew one of Phil's kids in college. He said there was no love lost there between the son and stepmommy dearest.

I' bet! Can you imagine living with that?

I had to deal with her on the phone in a job and that alone was always awful. Just. The. Greatest. Cunt.

poor phil, we don't hear much from him....hope he ok and she don't treat him like shit

Marlo.

was Marlo an abused child...

It slays me that there are plastic surgeons that prey on the vain and the vulnerable like that. They have to know that constantly altering a person’s looks like this over a period of time can result in irreversible damage. All they seem to hear is ka-ching 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲

I wonder what their estate planning is like. Phil's kids must be praying Marlo dies first.

A couple years ago a friend of mine- one of the nicest guys on the planet- who was and is a big deal in the Democratic Party- ran into Marlo in the lobby of his building (she too is a big Democrat) and she hugged him etc and he did not recognize her until she spoke. And she could tell. I sure would like to get rid of bit of crepe neck and few other things. I resist the temptation as intervention tends to look horrible on most men because we don't wear makeup (well most don't). So I stay physically fit, get sleep, eat well etc- which for my money does the most to preserve quality of life as one ages.

Irreparable damage is the least of an old broad's problems with an overdone face. There is no repairing, no going back, Its not going to kill you unless you make mistakes like Rivers and see a hack, far away from a proper hospital.

Father Danny’s unusual fetish is directly linked to living under the same roof as that cunt daughter for close to twenty years!

That’s a photo of Marci Rich R165

This is young Marlo

Her original nose could have fed me for a week.

It seems a shame she's learned so little from the influence and style of her famed godmother, Loretta Young.

What if Saint Jude was really just a scam to get patients in so she could harness their blood to sustain her lifeforce?