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What are some mindless beefcake films on Netflix?

I watched this one yesterday for Tom Hopper and his gigantic arms and chest.

It served its purpose.

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by Anonymousreply 29December 11, 2018 9:07 PM

I have that film in my queue for precisely the same reason, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1December 11, 2018 6:00 PM

What was that reason, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2December 11, 2018 6:01 PM

Kissing Booth if you like twink and twunk.

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by Anonymousreply 3December 11, 2018 6:13 PM

Please list em all

I need something to do Christmas day

by Anonymousreply 4December 11, 2018 6:36 PM

Do any of you think Tom Hopper has bitch tits?

by Anonymousreply 5December 11, 2018 6:43 PM

No

These are bitch tits

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by Anonymousreply 6December 11, 2018 6:48 PM

Hopper is a topper

by Anonymousreply 7December 11, 2018 6:50 PM

I still need to make time for Scott Eastwood's wet pecs in the surfer flick PERFECT WAVE.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 11, 2018 8:10 PM

Robert Buckley's wet pecs in surfer movie FLIRTING WITH FORTY were nice -- and so was Heather Locklear, before she lost her brain.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 11, 2018 8:12 PM

Or, if rapey thrillers are your thing, we could start with Dan Stevens in THE GUEST.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 11, 2018 8:22 PM

Then stop by Alexander Skarsgard in the STRAW DOGS remake:

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by Anonymousreply 11December 11, 2018 8:23 PM

The Wife

by Anonymousreply 12December 11, 2018 8:24 PM

Then wind down with Ryan Guzman in THE BOY NEXT DOOR.

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by Anonymousreply 13December 11, 2018 8:25 PM

Or go to straight-up horror flicks and spend all night in a sauna naked with Michael Copon and Travis Van Winkle:

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by Anonymousreply 14December 11, 2018 8:27 PM

Of course, David Decoteau is the master of truly mindless beefcake, if you can bear his softcore runway "horror movies."

Maybe LEECHES with Josh Henderson has enough of a plot to keep you awake:

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by Anonymousreply 15December 11, 2018 8:30 PM

Better yet, check out THE COVENANT -- which was Hollywood's improved version of a DeCoteau movie with an actual plot.

You'll spend lots of time with Taylor Kitsch and Steven Strait in various states of undress.

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by Anonymousreply 16December 11, 2018 8:34 PM

The MAGIC MIKE movies, of course:

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by Anonymousreply 17December 11, 2018 8:35 PM

Kellan Lutz tries his best in HERCULES.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 11, 2018 8:36 PM

Henry Cavill bares all in THE IMMORTALS:

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by Anonymousreply 19December 11, 2018 8:37 PM

Michael Copon is a treat in SCORPION KING 2:

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by Anonymousreply 20December 11, 2018 8:38 PM

Rusty Joiner in DAD CRUSH, a.k.a. MY TEACHER, MY OBSESSION was a recent DL fave. But there's not much beefcake and the scenes are truly annoying.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 11, 2018 8:43 PM

Lots of Taylor Kitsch beefcake in John Carter, and some dazzling animation. But the movie's kind of lame.

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by Anonymousreply 22December 11, 2018 8:46 PM

Of course there's CREED ...

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by Anonymousreply 23December 11, 2018 8:47 PM

There's always BAYWATCH: THE MOVIE, but Zac Efron actually shows a LOT more skin and a lot more often in DIRTY GRANDPA.

You just have to put up with a lot of cheap, gross-out humor.

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by Anonymousreply 24December 11, 2018 8:50 PM

DIRTY GRANDPA also has a lot of new hottie Jake Picking:

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by Anonymousreply 25December 11, 2018 8:51 PM

[R16]

That looks scrumptious, thank you kindly

by Anonymousreply 26December 11, 2018 8:51 PM

I’d completely forgotten about Rusty Joiner and Taylor Kitsch.

by Anonymousreply 27December 11, 2018 8:53 PM

The Icelandic series CASE on Netflix features gratuitous male nudity.

by Anonymousreply 28December 11, 2018 9:00 PM

I'm always looking for movies where the hots guys bare their butts, at least.

by Anonymousreply 29December 11, 2018 9:07 PM
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