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Katie Holmes looks like _______ ?

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by Anonymousreply 57December 16, 2018 5:45 AM

... she is good enough for Jamie Foxx.

by Anonymousreply 1December 9, 2018 10:01 PM

...she is wearing a spring coat.

by Anonymousreply 2December 9, 2018 10:07 PM

Pretty coat but the shade isn't right for her.

by Anonymousreply 3December 9, 2018 10:07 PM

... she made a deal with the Devil.

by Anonymousreply 4December 9, 2018 10:07 PM

Bit saggy in the jowls. Good for her following my lead in aging as well.

by Anonymousreply 5December 9, 2018 10:10 PM

Shizz-nit

by Anonymousreply 6December 9, 2018 10:14 PM

She's morphing into Maggie Gyllenhaal.

by Anonymousreply 7December 9, 2018 10:17 PM

Not bad for someone in their 30s.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 9, 2018 10:17 PM

She's auditioning for the part of a mental patient.

by Anonymousreply 9December 9, 2018 10:23 PM

She looks like everyone's aunt who makes a lot of money and lives in a big city and isn't happy or unhappy and is kind of cool and cynical but nice enough.

by Anonymousreply 10December 9, 2018 10:28 PM

...an aging English woman. And?

by Anonymousreply 11December 9, 2018 10:32 PM

Poor Katie. She looks as if she's wandering aimlessly through the city, at dawn, with remnants of last evening's make-up, cried out and exhausted, just because JF didn't return when he said he would -

by Anonymousreply 12December 9, 2018 11:07 PM

Post ECT.

by Anonymousreply 13December 10, 2018 12:26 AM

I believe Chopra and Jonas before I believe this woman is fucking Jamie Foxx.

by Anonymousreply 14December 10, 2018 12:27 AM

She's morphing into Maggie Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 15December 10, 2018 12:47 AM

Katie Holmes looks like _______ .

....a biracial swiftly aging middle aged woman from Queens.

by Anonymousreply 16December 10, 2018 12:55 AM

She always looks so tired.

by Anonymousreply 17December 10, 2018 12:58 AM

I think r12 is on to something.

by Anonymousreply 18December 10, 2018 12:59 AM

Looks like.... Jamie Foxx has been having anal sex with her all night.

by Anonymousreply 19December 10, 2018 1:04 AM

Honestly. What does Jamie see in her? She’s an ugly troll.

by Anonymousreply 20December 10, 2018 1:11 AM

FAS face

by Anonymousreply 21December 10, 2018 1:16 AM

R16

Katie Holmes looks like _______ .

....a biracial swiftly aging middle aged woman from Queens wandering the streets wearing a fleece bathrobe.

by Anonymousreply 22December 10, 2018 1:35 AM

... a raging alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 23December 10, 2018 1:54 AM

... Bella Abzug?

by Anonymousreply 24December 10, 2018 1:57 AM

Katie Holmes looks like.......

....she was rode hard and put away wet. 🏇🏇🏇

by Anonymousreply 25December 10, 2018 6:54 AM

...she's in her late 50s.

by Anonymousreply 26December 10, 2018 7:07 AM

a basset hound

by Anonymousreply 27December 10, 2018 7:13 AM

...a tried saggy-eyed woman who shouldn't leave the house without make up. Get a grip girl, you're plain without the paint.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 10, 2018 7:14 AM

Is it true that she’s gay ?

by Anonymousreply 29December 10, 2018 7:22 AM

She was looking like an Ethan Hawk shrunken apple head in her season on Ray Donovan. Now she looks bloated and droopy. She can still pull it back together. Katie, get a grip on yourself!

by Anonymousreply 30December 10, 2018 7:24 AM

I find her quite ugly.

by Anonymousreply 31December 10, 2018 7:31 AM

Wow, she's a really good candidate for a face lift. She'd look better than she ever has if the right surgeon did it. She's in NYC so James Baker would be a great choice. He's known for not only turning back the clock but also beautifying his patients. He did Madonna's 2007 face lift which made her A LOT more attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 10, 2018 7:34 AM

Opps.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 10, 2018 7:36 AM

Sorry! James Baker did Madonna's work here:

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by Anonymousreply 34December 10, 2018 7:38 AM

Don't leave the house without makeup.

by Anonymousreply 35December 10, 2018 8:39 AM

Katie looks like a much lesser attractive, yet equally tired version of the Duchess of Cambridge...

by Anonymousreply 36December 10, 2018 9:41 AM

I was about to say the same thing. Katie Holmes and Kate Middleton are both so jowly and look permanently dehydrated. They are rich and have servants, why do they always look so tired?

by Anonymousreply 37December 10, 2018 10:03 AM

Is her face melting?

by Anonymousreply 38December 10, 2018 10:05 AM

...a poor man's Maggie Gyllenhaal.

by Anonymousreply 39December 10, 2018 11:18 AM

Katie has a hard masculine face. Look at that jawline @R28. The type of face which doesn't age well.

Is she applying for a role on "The Walking Dead"???

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by Anonymousreply 40December 10, 2018 11:18 AM

Jamie Foxx also over-compensated with the gay jokes to cover up his own homosexual tendencies

by Anonymousreply 41December 10, 2018 11:25 AM

R40 I kind of think the opposite. If she had really sculpted dainty features she would age better I think. But she basically has flat cheekbones, a chubby nose, so her face just kind of sags instead of heaving anything to hang on. Like Britney Spears.

Even when she was young she was cute at best - I never thought she was at all pretty.

And her skin is really sallow too which doesn’t help - she looks green.

by Anonymousreply 42December 10, 2018 12:08 PM

r32, there is no James Baker in NYC- there is one in Florida. Do you have a suggest for Los Angeles?

by Anonymousreply 43December 10, 2018 12:16 PM

looks like...she has given up on her skincare routine. I bet she could look a lot prettier than this if she just made an effort.

by Anonymousreply 44December 10, 2018 12:45 PM

R40 she’s sprouting grey hair in that pic. I think Jaime is either bearding or infatuated with Katie’s whiteness.

by Anonymousreply 45December 10, 2018 1:05 PM

Looks like she shops at Walmart. Nice bathrobe.

by Anonymousreply 46December 10, 2018 1:13 PM

WTF is going on with that big ear?

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by Anonymousreply 47December 10, 2018 9:02 PM

These are the butt-ugliest exercise pants ever. They remind me of the butt-ugly ones that bitch Angelina wears on Survivor.

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by Anonymousreply 48December 10, 2018 9:04 PM

What a mess! How did she ever become a movie star?! Tom Cruise must be gay if he married her!

by Anonymousreply 49December 10, 2018 9:06 PM

Her legs are somewhat horrific. They look hideous in some pics, not too bad in others.

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by Anonymousreply 50December 10, 2018 9:07 PM

oops, wrong pic. I'm on a tear.

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by Anonymousreply 51December 10, 2018 9:08 PM

WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 52December 10, 2018 9:13 PM

R52, those are stills from a film she was working on.

by Anonymousreply 53December 10, 2018 10:38 PM

Sorry r32. Madge's surgeon was Daniel Baker.

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by Anonymousreply 54December 11, 2018 4:23 AM

Madonna looked really beautiful then. She was WAAAAY more beautiful after 40 than before

by Anonymousreply 55December 16, 2018 3:58 AM

An alcoholic, as per R23

by Anonymousreply 56December 16, 2018 5:28 AM

I looked like young Katie Holmes when I was young, and now, at the same age, have aged about as poorly.

How much would it cost to fix the hell out of my face?

by Anonymousreply 57December 16, 2018 5:45 AM
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