Straight guys don't wear Briefs anymore

Don't see many gay men wearing them either unless they're in their 60's...

Sad!

They were considered majorly uncool when I was growing up (90s/00s) like black socks and sandals level uncool.

What are you calling briefs?

How dare they!

R3 -- I was thinking he meant "tighty whities"

OP?

These?

He means Y-Fronts

Sorry but I hate tighty whities. Total boner killer for me. Maybe if they're designer briefs like CK, perhaps the guy might could get away with it but otherwise, hell no.

I like em. They make me think of my grandpa

Unlike certain movie directors we know, I'm just not into 9-year-olds or men who dress like them.

Tighty-whities were a product of the 50s obsession with cleanliness.

I wear CK boxer briefs. But I don’t really refer to them as boxer briefs—I just call them briefs.

I wear trunks

Everyone wore briefs till about the mid 90s. Kids got fat and got sensitive about it, so they took to wearing oversized clothes.

Even on Seinfeld, you had the episode where George said he was teased in high school for wearing boxers instead of briefs. The Simpsons even wear briefs.

There’s nothing particularly wrong or unsexy about briefs.

Now, *bikini* briefs and other really skimpy ones... yeah, they’re gross. My boyfriend often wears those and I have no idea why. He should know better.

Black underwear: for those too lazy to wipe their nasty asses properly so the skids marks don't show.

Tighty whities remind me of Walter White. Ewww.

Also, since I'm well endowed, I can't wear boxers - it hangs out the leg, and gets squished when I sit down. I need support, and boxer briefs work well for me.

[QUOTE]Also, since I'm well endowed, I can't wear boxers - it hangs out the leg, and gets squished when I sit down. I need support, and boxer briefs work well for me.

This is also the reason I wear them. My penis is far too large for boxers. And I still get easy hardons like a horny teenager.

How big are your dicks, R17 and R18? And are you guys white, black, or Latino?

I’m well hung but it doesn’t dictate what type of underwear I go with (in the summer I usually freeball).

James, the male model/presenter on the Price is Right finally appeared on stage wearing short-leg swim trunks the other day. I’d never seen him before in anything but board shorts when he’s barefoot and topless. I guess Speedos are still out of the question. :(

R19, I'm sure there are hung like toddlers and just playing pretend.

[quote] James, the male model/presenter on the Price is Right finally appeared on stage wearing short-leg swim trunks the other day. I’d never seen him before in anything but board shorts when he’s barefoot and topless.

This may be one of the most quintessentially DL postings ever.

Enh, R21, what would be the point of lying about that?

Super gay underwear is such a turn off. If I bring home one more think wearing some ridiculous neon jockstrap I’m gonna scream. Total whore wear.

No Y-fronts, OP? How sad.

Briefs have been linked to lower sperm count production, so boxers and boxer briefs, are the choice for straight men, who plans on having kids.

So you sit around checking out other mens’ underwear? Do you have a form on a clipboard and a pencil?

These are briefs too. Briefs aren't just tighty whities or cotton Y fronts.

Boxer briefs suck. My balls get scrunched up down one side. Easier to just wear boxers and let it hang free.

[QUOTE]Boxer briefs suck. My balls get scrunched up down one side. Easier to just wear boxers and let it hang free.

I can’t wear boxers comfortably because my penis is too big.

I can’t wear pants because my penis is too big.

Let's do a test, let's have some pix of some of the 290-pounders here in their undies!

It's the same with bathing suits...board shorts instead of shorter bathing suits or Speedos...and boxers instead of briefs. It's the modern paranoia of males not wanting you to see even the hint of their genitals. Paranoia I tell you.

Maybe they're chastely saving it for their husbands' eyes, r33.

^^^ Whatever for? Spread the joy to the masses, why don’t you? There’s enough eye candy for everyone!

[QUOTE]Paranoia I tell you.

Is it really paranoia when OP is really staring at you?

I hate the way the legs of boxers bunch up and the boxer briefs are not much better. I wear colored briefs because they don’t have that problem and I don’t care about sperm count

How does one count how many sperms one has?

r37 OK, but I don't know what color has to do with it.

R38 It's sperm all the way down

Mu dad only wears briefs. He's 73.

Ah, R41, the DL age!

Str8???

How do people freeball? I can’t because pee will drip on my pants.

What kind of pants do you wear R44?

Briefs can’t be all cotton or they lose their shape and look like hell. They need some stretch fabric to retain their shape and flatter a body more.

Ross Lynch is an equal opportunity underwear wearer.

Love free ballers, though I don't freeball myself, lie stay rock hard all day if I do. Freeballers in sweats are the hottest.

R28. I have those Armani briefs. Super comfortable and good support. I like to mix it up, but if I had to choose just one style I'd take the brief every time. Boxers look good, but no support.

There's every kind of underwear available now. No need to wear those nasty saggy white briefs of the past.

I like briefs better. They hold your junk in place. I don't like the feel of boxers and boxer briefs on my upper thighs.

Briefs and tighty-whiteys came about in the mid-1950s when trouser legs became slimmer and pleated pants went out of fashion. That's why boxers were considered so dowdy in the 1950s and 1960s.

I don't get how young guys today can wear anything but briefs under their skinny jeans. Or maybe they just go without.

[quote][R37] OK, but I don't know what color has to do with it

Just noting that not all briefs are the white ones grandpas wear

I think it looks really stupid when you can see the outline of a guy’s boxer briefs underneath very tight jeans . Brief lines, on the other hand are sexy as hell.

i like the look of boxer briefs but spend all day un-scrunching them back down my thighs. wouldn’t dream of wearing tighty whities in our usually-warm climate. unfortunately mine doesn’t hang out the front of my boxers.

[QUOTE]i like the look of boxer briefs but spend all day un-scrunching them back down my thighs.

They’re not for fat people, R54.

r55 skips leg day at the gym.

Boxer briefs work best on buys who have toothpick legs and a flat, pancake like ass, a la R55.

Boxer briefs are infinitely sexier than briefs. Briefs look girly in my opinion.

Briefs give you jock itch.

Look at all those toothpick legs in R58.

r60 the guy in the middle does, in fact, skip leg day at the gym.

His legs look fine to me. Just how enormous are those thunder thighs of yours, R61?

I was in a men's store in London and a man walked in and told the clerk: "I would like to see something nice in medium underpants."

It was all I could do to not say out loud: "Me, too."

The customer would like to see something big in Y fronts Mr. Granger.

I think this obsession with underwear is ridiculous. Tighty whiteys were usually cheap, poorly constructed and sagged on almost everyone. But that's not the case anymore.

Boxers are disgusting as there is no support and there is no additional cloth barrier. That's why briefs were made - it's an additional barrier for 'spiillage' for protection of our clothes.

Spillage?!!

r62 you won’t ever find out.

No tighty whities

There's not enough support with boxers or boxer briefs. And they're hot in the summer. And they ride-up.

I don't want my underwear to wear ME.

Try Hawaii, where the only guys on the beach wearing underwear are the tourists.

Boxer briefs have adequate support