Tony Ganios from Porky's

Yeah, I remember that stud. He was also in one of the Die Hard movies.

Wasn’t he in a Die Hard movie?

Why not share the blog post that uses that image?

Yes, he was in Die Hard 2 you fools just like OP said. He was billed 12th after me.

I remember his character in Porky's was named 'Meat' after a rather large body part. I found that so exciting as a gay teen.

I remember seeing him in some action movie starring Bruce Willis... I wish I could remember the name of it...

He looks like that guy from Die Hard.

Clearly the nickname “Meat” was given to him ironically.

Also, can someone confirm that he appeared in a Die Hard movie, or something like that? I feel like I heard that somewhere.

He's 59 now.

He was HOT! I want him to murder Mike Hunt.

I hate all of you bitches.

Wait. Wasn’t he in some action movie with Bruce Willis?

Despite not being married ever, I don't think he's gay. He tried to make a sex-teen-movie called Daddies Girls but it never came about.

I bet Bruce got hard rolling around in the snow with him.

He looks like a large Emeril Lagasse now.

Thanks for the buzzkill R15

I used to confuse him with that other big beefy Italian ‘80s hunk, Tony Longo...

I used to confuse him with Paul Carafotes - he played Tom’s BFF who made his desk move with his giant erection in “All The Right Moves”.

I forgot he was in Porky's, I thought Bruce Willis discovered him and cast him in one of his action movies. The title escapes me now.

Paul Carafotes was a little guy, but yes, a total stud.

Was he little? He’s taller than tall Craig T Nelson in that photo.

On the other hand, it makes sense he would be tiny as I’m sure Tom had final say in the casting!

Inch worm, inch worm, measuring the marigolds...

Craig T Nelson is sitting in that photo.

R21, don't be stupid.

How the hell would anybody know what happened to this nobody? Geez some of you are pathetic with your obsessions.

Duh! Craig T is sitting down in that photo!

Can't say for sure but to me, it looks like Craig T. Nelson is sitting in that picture. Does anyone agree?

I’d like to Craig his T!

I'd have tapped that then, and I'd tap that now.

And R24, Paul Carafotes still looks good.

LOL, this is DL classic, how you bitches hijacked this thread.

Btw, that scene at R17 is fucking hot. Those short shorts and sox, a total turn on for me with those sexy legs.

R25, who said anyone was obsessed? Unclench.

I remember watching him jerk off in Porkys while waiting to fuck the prostitute... and now alall the releases of that movie crop the scene so you no longer get to see Meat tenderizing his meat.

I worked at a movie theater as an usher when Porky's came out and was mesmerized by this gorgeous slab of prime beef. I hated the manager's rule of having to stay inside the theater when the movie was playing until I set eyes on Tony!

He wasn't in Die Hard, was he?

Porkys was one of the few sex comedies from the 80s to actually show dicks

Die Hard 2 pic before it REALLY gets old. I guess Stanley Tucci stole his career.

I’m confused, was the ice pick in the eye a movie stunt, or did it actually happen ending his career and disfiguring him to the point he never married?

R37 - I love you.

R34, yes, it was either the second or third installment of Die Hard.

Did he get an ice pick in Die Hard? And was it hard to die hard with an puncture wound to the retina?

Enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is enough is ENOUGH!

r1?

when did they show dicks in porkys?

Craig T. Nelson was in Die Hard?

A little known fact: Not only was he in Porky's; he was also in Die Hard 2.

OMG! Hang on...was he in Die hard 2?

No R44, he was in Action Jackson

Until I see ironclad proof that he was in Die Hard 2, I’m not willing to believe any of this.

I think the movie he was in with Bruce Willis was Born Soft or something. He gets an ice cream thrown at him.

R49 Born soft LOL

I thought I saw him in Die Hard.

John Amos probably tried to hit that during filming.

He goes to those "Hollywood Shows" where people buy tickets to go get autographs from actors from old TV shows and movies.

The guy on the right at r53 was definitely in Die Hard 2. I never forget a face.

I want Meat’s meat!

Hold on! There was a Die Hard TWO????

Don't let these trolls confuse you, R56. After the first movie they skipped straight to Die Hard Three because people are so superstitious about number two. Have you ever seen floor labeled "two" in a hotel?

He does look like Emiril.

Whoa, the guy from Sixteen Candles is a member of Die Antwoord???

Die Antwoord? Was that one of the sequels to Die Hard?

Wait, Die Antwoord wrote a song about Tony Ganios' cock?

Wait, did he get an ice pick in the eye from Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct? I mean I doesn't seem right that Bruce Willis and this guy rolled around in bed and then the guy gets ice picked by Bruce Willis in Die With A Hard Boner 2. I mean the 90s were progressive but they weren't THAT progressive.

Sigh ...

Wait, it was an icicle and not an ice pick??? That changes everything.

Please stop talking about that CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

What kind of cake did Sharon Stone bake in Die Hard? I thought John McClane was gluten intolerant.

She left it out in the rain so he couldn’t eat it anyway.

Viva Hot Italian-American actors!

Mama Mia!

Imagine being in a foursome with Ken Wahl and Tonys Ganios and Longo, all at their peak hotness. I’d be climbing the walls.