Im the giant yoni.
Let's be the 2018 Global Gathering of Secret Lesbians
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 3, 2018 5:21 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 2, 2018 1:21 AM |
I'm the adhesive name tag, relieved to carry only single-syllable names:
Pat
Peg
Fran
Deb
Liz
Kat
Chris
Kit
Beth
Kate
Jane
Sky
Faith
Sue
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 2, 2018 1:40 AM |
I'm the indistinguishable Suburus in earth tones in parking lot.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 2, 2018 1:43 AM |
I'm the unveiling of the Death Ray that fires Lesbionic Waves. I need but one more component before I will be fully activated!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 2, 2018 1:43 AM |
I'm the screening of the giant boob scenes from Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 2, 2018 1:46 AM |
We're the Lipstick Caucus. Get back, butchies!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 2, 2018 1:47 AM |
I'm the contents of every iPod on site: Melissa, Indigo Girls, kd, Ani, Tracy, Tegan & Sara, Stevie...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 2, 2018 1:57 AM |
We need ideas for seminars about world domination, and we need them NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 2, 2018 2:01 AM |
A 4-hour monologue entitled "I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN", presented entirely in the nude, and in ancient Babylonian.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 2, 2018 2:02 AM |
I'm the private screening of "Man to Maiden: Female Domination"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 2, 2018 2:05 AM |
I'm the ceremonial activation of the Mother Robot.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 2, 2018 2:06 AM |
I'm all the pissed-off kitties left with a neighbor for the long weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 2, 2018 2:49 AM |
Remember these are _Secret_ Lesbians. Some may very well have ignorant husbands, that they keep control of using mind control drugs, or some sort of labial hypnosis! You don't know!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 2, 2018 2:58 AM |
I'm the multiple copies of "Lesbian Mind Control Adventures" that will be left on the nightstands in the Best Western.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 2, 2018 3:56 AM |
I'm the sounds of "Evil Never Dies" by Lesbian Bed Death playing over the intercom during the brunch buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 2, 2018 8:20 PM |
I'm this thing. All the girls take photos in me, but they are then deleted by their handlers because they're all supposed to be incognito. I will show up as an oddly-long 5 day gap in their Instagram feeds.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 3, 2018 5:21 AM |