DL Catnip Alert: Southwest Airlines gate agent makes fun of little girl's name within earshot of mom

Has the 'please let them not be, damn.' troll released a comment? Oh, wait a minute, never mind.

This mother should be ashamed of herself for naming her daughter Abcde.

The gate agent shouldn't have made fun of it in front of the kid though. It isn't the little girl's fault that her mother is a stupid cunt.

Get used to it little miss sunshine. That “name” is fucked the fuck up. Your mother is a trailer park moron. Meth? You can change your name legally when you’re old enough, like age 7.

The airport employee was obviously wrong and should be disciplined but that name is bloody ridiculous!

How do you pronounce that? Like Cassidy or something? The rich are tacky like Trump and the poor and middle class are so lowbrow. America is fucked.

Girleen should change it to Alice ASAP. The mother should be jailed.

Southwest should have doubled down on the cunty in their public statement:

"This ratchet whore is banned from flying with us until she changes her poor daughter's name to something that won't invite ridicule from others."

Cunt and her crotch dropping get priority boarding due to Alphabet Soup’s “epilepsy”. That’s the real crime.

[quote]Abcde lives with epilepsy, so the Redfords always pre-board.

I bet she had a fit when she heard them laughing.

I'd like to buy an "I"....

"The employee in question has been promoted to VP for Customer Relations and received a $100,000/year raise. Up yours, white trash mom!"

I've worked as a gate agent. Remembered checking in a woman named LATRINA. Really, mom? What next? Toilette? (Twa-LET)

The mother is a stupid silly cunt. The gate agent is a stupid silly cunt. Remember old school names like Harriet and the like? Her fucking name is far funnier than any of those names. In fact the mother should change her name to FUCKME and the gate agent should be DUMBCUNT.

Bad judgement on the Airline employees part. She should be disciplined. But I feel bad for that girl. She's got a lot more mockery coming as she gets older. School kids can be monstrous

That moniker AND epilepsy?! What a future.

That name is like a nickname a gym bro would give himself. Ab-city? Poor girl.

Perhaps the love of her life will be named Exwhyzee.

Still not the white-trashiest name I've ever heard. That award still goes to Neveah (heaven spelled backwards).

The fool of a mother should have her head pinched off, for naming her kid that. I am surprised the state did not protect the child.

Tot Mom's password to everything is 1234.

R18 See that I find beautiful.

Outside of the Western world, most cultures name their children after objects or concepts in their own language, often with a little flair added.

The Western world is actually somewhat weird imho for giving our children names that mean things in other languages but sound like nothing to us. The hebrew names Matthew and John are examples.

The problem with it, R21, is that I've only seen teen moms with high school drop-out baby daddies using it, in an attempt to make their future welfare recipient children more "special".

Typical self important suburban Frau who can't take a little ribbing . I actually laughed out loud reading this story. Abcde? What did this retarded cunt expect? I mean how stupid is this woman? I'm not joking when I say that even Braylee or Kylee would have been a better name. And those are awful names. One thing I've noticed is that if suburban, waspy mommies have the slightest adverse experience in public they will run immediately to the media, who just loves white knighting for these useless cunts.

R5, based on an old Sesame Street song, I'd guess "Ab-ca-deh."

R7 ww for you. If they did that I would be a loyal customer for life.

WWJD? or say?

R22 Even so, I think it's a better practice than what more successful people in America do.

Dollars to dimes Ms. Alphabet 's epilepsy is some sort of munchausen by proxy thing or a minor medical issue exaggerated by mommy for attention.

OP, you forgot the obligatory "Which one of you bitchy airport queens did this? "

My poor daughter was so traumatized by the incident, she now has Morgellon's! I hope you're all happy! I pray that life will be less cruel to my younger child, little 01100110!

[quote]WWJD?

Bleed.

How does Frau mommy expect people to stifle their laughter at hearing her daughters name? I mean it would be really hard not to snicker. This is not even a run of the mill dumb suburban brat name that you see every day, this is just so fucking weird. I am curious about the story behind the name Abcde. Was she fucking her husband while glancing at a keyboard while snowflake was being conceived?

What's wrong with names like Anna, Barbara, Catherine, Delia, Elaine, Francesca, Gail, Heather, Irene, etc.

R33 they mean nothing in our language (neither does abcde but I'm not defending that). Names should mean something to the people that have and use them

Lesbonica and Cuntressa were taken!

R34, I don't like that idea. You'll end up with people named Treasure, Gifted, and Blessed.

R36 In all of Asia, Africa, and the Middle East, all names are like that. They mean nothing to us, but they are just words in their own languages.

Chaim is one of the most popular names in Israel. It just means "Life" in their language.

In Japan, many boys are named Yuki, which just means snow "Snow".

We have SOME good English names like Grace and Hope.

My office giggled ( I instigated it ) over a client named Hari Vegesna

If the kid doesn't legally change her name she could at least go by "Abby".

All the names listed in r33 have meanings as saint's names, or in the case of Heather, a flower. Abcde has no meaning whatsoever. People should use care when naming children. When you pick something odd or something they'll constantly have to spell for someone, you're not doing them any favors. You might think you're clever naming your child Arkadelphia, Shitsynka, or Lovelyplanet but your kids should hate you for the rest of their lives.

That the first thing I thought as well, R24!

My 23 year old son is expecting his first child. The top names in the running so far are William and Evelyn.

Everyone should name their children after me.

R40 That's fine if people are doing it deliberately but the vast majority of people in America who name their children from names off that list have no idea who the saint was or even that it was a saint's name. To them the name is meaningless and they pick it because they like the sound.

That's no different from something like Braylee. They just like the sound

That's incredibly unprofessional, but it's not as bad as the mom giving her kid that fucking stupid name.

I think it makes much more sense to have a name that means something in a foreign language than a name that's simply a word in your own language. It helps distinguish proper names from banal words or concepts in everyday use.

The Christian tradition of giving children the names of saints has a complex historical and theological background that would be too involved to describe here, but it makes sense on its own terms.

ABCDE? FU!

Seems like whoever sees that name will end up saying abcdE??? then look over at a co-worker or whoever's waiting for their name to called...

[quote] Was she fucking her husband while glancing at a keyboard while snowflake was being conceived?

No -- then she would've been named QWERTY. (Which would have been an improvement, at least.)

C'mon, let's bring back Prudence, Mildred, and Hortense!

The gate agent was probably laughing at the mom for naming the kid that and not the kid

R51 W&W!! The idiot Mom has her head shoved so far up her own ass that she failed to realize this.

This is the 21st century, you have the right to dress however you want or name your baby whatever you want. BUT you don’t have the right to get outraged when the rest of us laugh at you.

R53 Exactly. She named her kid this ridiculous name to be special and different and get attention. Mission accomplished, asshole idiot!

Maybe someday Abcde will meet her soulmate Vwxyz.

There are no winners here.

The Mom named her kid that BECAUSE THE MOM NEEDS MORE ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!! It was totally calculating.

Abshitty.

Typical selfish self involved frau cunt behavior. So every time frau cunt introduces her kid it's an entire conversation until the Mom dies.

This settles it: us white people are SO not allowed to side eye over black names any more.

Between this and shit like Madysyn....just, NO.

Southwest is a white-trash airline. Their agents should be used to names like this.

Maybe it’s so she won’t forget her name.

Is her middle name fghijk?

Absidy

Abcde is trending on Twitter now.

She should have only made fun of the mother.

I had a great aunt whose parents named her Bird. When she entered school she changed her name to Anna.

A friend of mine had a great-grandmother born in the 1890s who was originally named Melissa, which apparently was an extremely unusual name back then. She hated it and changed it later on to Omer Mae.

the gate agent, of course, is absolutely correct. The mother is truly an idiot

EFGHI Effigy if she had a twin!

DubyaEcksWhyZee

Looking into my khrystalle ball, I see this little girl's future - resenting her mother as soon as she realises how fucked up her name is, using her middle name by 12, pregnant by 16, working the poll by 19.

Names matter people. Don't fuck up your kid with shit like this.

[quote] working the poll by 19.

She's going to work for the election bureau?

My friend teaches grade school. Poor kid was cursed with the name (I kid you not) “Ahnasty”. Pronounced “Honesty” but spelled aw nasty.

That stupid mother. She should know that a resume from a person named "Abcde" will immediately be deleted. Nice way to plan for your kid's future, you dumb cunt!

Hopefully when the daughter's older she'll change her name to make herself professionally employable.

I mean...the name isn't all that bad. It's the jacked-up spelling that's the cherry on top of this particular sundae.

Where's the father at?

OH WAIT.

She won’t need a resumé- the plan from the beginning has been Disability. I wonder if abcde is being raised gender neutral - it only seems fair.

Some names of my ancestors

Apollo

Freelove (female)

Huldah

Ascha

Apparently Freelove was a surname and my ancestor was named after the surname, which was probably her mother’s maiden name

Her brother is Qwerty.

Her middle name is SOS

R80, Qwerty is a girl's name. Her brother is 12345.

The correct pronunciation of the name 12345 is "Digits"

Even people named Derek and Tiffany are like "that name is trashy as FUCK!"

Is her dad Pat Sajak or was the child just conceived during Wheel Of Fortune?

r75 I imagine a lot of employers will bring her in for interviews just to see what an epileptic named Abcde looks like. And then, of course, send her home.

Southwest should do the right thing. Apologize to the mom for appearances' sake and then promote the gate agent to vice president for customer relations, department of no more fucks to give.

Her brother is a non binary, gender fluid being, r82. Qwerty stands as zhe's name.

Her kid sister is Aeiou, sometimes Y. She's got dissociative identity disorder.

And her next sister will be named Ella-Menno-Pee.

LSMFT = Lucky Strike

r34 those names have been used in the Western world for centuries, they're part of our culture. No matter how much you'd like to hate it.

What do you expect from a woman named Traci with a heart over the "i"?

Word on the OC PTA blog is that when Abcde has a child she intends to name it Mnopq (MUH-nawp-cue) and she is seriously hoping that she will land a husband whose last name is Edcba (ed-kuh-BUH) so that she will have the beauty and honor of going through adult life as a walking palindrome, ABCDE EDCBA.

I'm totally on board with the public censure of the gate agent combined with a secret promotion and fattened holiday bonus.

This is the frau version of all the Dockers dads who name their sons "Espn" (pronounced "Espen").

Is mother is a cunt and deserves her child to go to protective services, the employee did nothing wrong. This "mother" has ruined her daughters life and is a dumb fucked up,piece of shit

in 2007, there was a couple in New Zealand who wanted to name their son 4Real. There were banned from doing so, so they settled for the more prosaic Superman. Little Superman Wheaton must be eleven now. I wonder if he's kept his name?

ABCDE is a name which MUST be sung!

What's the mother's name again? Dumbcunt?

The mother’s name is POS. Pronounced “piece of shit”.

They're from the town of Whitetrashville.

I swear, this is the new, modern celebrity. Stupid people doing stupid things and then going on social media and then going viral. These smug, cutesy moms and their bullshit.

Yes, poor injured little princess, you gave your child a very stupid, irritating name. Change it or live with it.

Some self-indulgent "mom" hears something she doesn't like and wants the world to weep with her. She sounds like a useful person.

Ugh. Another asshole mom, elevating parenting to a religion. When you choose ridiculous names for your children, don't be surprised when people treat them as such!

Her brother wuz FGHIJK (Pronounced Bill)

I assume Queef was already taken by her older sister?

Stankonia

I'm surprised she didn't name her Epyllepsie.

Abcde?

PPL

TBH

WTF

IDK

SMH

Believe it or not, is not the first time a kid named Abcde with a dubious illness was in the news because her parents complained of discrimination, and - hold your hats - there was a PIT BULL involved too.

ABCDE is old news and to be on trend you need to spell it backwards EDCBA. Pronounced Edceeba. Like the name Heaven spelled backward is pronounced Hell.

Typical DL. The employee was grossly unprofessional, yet the mother and kid are ridiculed. The employee must be one of the few female DLers. If not, she’s attained honorary membership via this thread.

(And none of you give a genuine shit about that kid or how her name will impact her.)

Amateur

“And none of you give a genuine shit about that kid or how her name will impact her.”

Obviously her mother didn’t give a shit when she named her.

R108

Someone send that article to the moronic mother in this story so she changes her daughter's name to something else. To be truly original, she should go with a name no one uses anymore, like "Helen".

It figures that mom looks like Kate Gosselin, loon extraordinaire

Roll call

Too many women feel that they are non-existent if they don't have something to whine about.

The DJ's on my local radio were talking about this story and they also mentioned that over 300 children have been named ABCDE in the last year in America

"J-Quellin. Is there a J-Quellin here?" "Do you mean Jacqueline?" "Okay, so that it's gonna be, y'all wanna play..."

If I had a daughter I would name her Abortianne.

r116 How did the teacher prefer to be called? Thundercunt?

[quote](And none of you give a genuine shit about that kid or how her name will impact her.)

And you do?

Wow. Fuck those entitled pieces of shit cunts. Why should the man risk mauling just to accommodate little princess? All they had to do was leave the land shark at home.

R120 maybe the teacher was non-binary and wanted to be called "zhira'am"

I meant that as response to r108 's story.

Here’s a snippet from the story about the Abcde with autism and her pit bull “service” dog:

[quote]The Santa, as well as an elf, were both fired, according to a statement released by Miller on behalf of the Santos family.

You can’t make this stuff up.

HIJK Hijack

Any person who takes shots of their own face by holding the camera so that it points down is a fucking attention whore and sexual whore. Thirsty and one-dimensional. Fucking retards.

She should have named her Zyx.

The dog looks like it's full or part attack breed.

Well, maybe it will solve the problem and eat them.

[Quote]The Santa, as well as an elf, were both fired, according to a statement released by Miller on behalf of the Santos family. Miller says the Santos family is happy with the response from both companies, but that doesn't change the fact that Abcde is still upset. Although she was invited back to visit a new Santa, the family has issued a statement saying, "Right now Abcde does not want anything to do with anything Christmas...."

Oh nice going, got both Santa *and* the elf fired and still not satisfied. I'm developing a real hate-on for Abcde's and their mothers.

R130 I can't believe those people were fired for having the nerve to value their own safety. I hope the pitty turns that spoiled little shit (and her parents )into alphabet soup. This constant indulgence of anti social behavior is why we have the issues we do in American society. It would help if the media grew a pair and stopped the relentless indulgence of suburban Frau mommies and their spawn.

[quote]r34 they mean nothing in our language (neither does abcde but I'm not defending that). Names should mean something to the people that have and use them

But then we'll end up with a sea of hippie-sounding names, like Sunshine and Rainbow.

And after going through Pride, Courage, state names, etc., we'd turn to picking Doorknob and Water Tower just to use something different.

Not the first time I have heard that name. A friend who is a maternity nurse told me about parents who gave their baby that name. In Australia. It was pronounced ab-sidy (like subsidy). I guess people are going through a time of making up names in order to seem unique.

My little ones, WTF and STFU say the ABCDE is a little cunt.

R116, it seems as if Teretha is now a thing. Probably related to Thuthan and Thamantha.

God it sounds like Obesity