Barron Trump's signature on the family Christmas card.

Looks pretty average.

Looks like Trump signed Melania's name...

R2, Why I think this is fake.

Looks fine to me.

As our apparently British poster kept saying about Barron last week, he simply "can't be arsed."

Looks Hindi

Kids don't write anymore. Everything is typed or dictated into a machine.

Barron's is the only signature that looks normal.

It is a little odd that Melania's signature/style is sooooo similar to Don's.

Where's a handwriting expert? D and M signatures seem from the same hand.

Why do Melania and Donald’s signatures look like mountain ranges on a Tolkien map?

I know adults who write worse than Barron.

r9, indeed. it's nearly impossible to have that

[quote]r7 remember schools don't teach cursive writing anymore.

That's PUBLIC schools.

You can bet PRIVATE schools teach cursive.

Trump’s signature looks like a failed lie detector test.

I still think he prints like a first-grader — unless they had him sign his name on glass, like a credit card terminal or the Jeopardy screens.

Her extended cackling laughter when Ryan Gosling had the hot tea dumped on his crotch was hilarious.

^^^in Gosford Park

[quote] Trump’s signature looks like a failed lie detector test.

I thought it looked like a zipper with a few pubic hairs caught in it.

Full on disability.

Looks like a 12 years. He’s the spectrum for sure. He is vacant.

Thanks to Trump we can now say “Merry Christmas” again!

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I teach in an expensive private school and the kids don't learn or use cursive.

I was more taken aback by Melania Trump's signature because it was it was so similar to Donald Trump's signature. It makes me think she has no identity outside of being married to him.

I wonder if he can pee it out in the snow.

Not the private schools in NYC that I'm familiar with, r13. Cursive just wasn't taught for years. It's starting to make a comeback now.

Judging from that scrawl, Barron's expensive private school doesn't even teach PRINTING.

It looks like something a child would do with a pencil clutched in his fist and his tongue poking out of his mouth.

[quote]I was more taken aback by Melania Trump's signature because it was it was so similar to Donald Trump's signature. It makes me think she has no identity outside of being married to him.

I had a similar thought. Additionally, I noticed that The Dumps are holding hands more frequently in recent photos. They must have come to an under$tanding.

Barron sort of looks like John Philip Law

Handwriting expert Sheila Kurtz has shed some interesting light on the situation.

‘Hers looks just like his, which is absolutely amazing. This is stylised. Maybe they brought someone in to show her how to do it or [it's] a stamp, but it is definitely stylised,’ Kurtz, who has been studying Trump for years, explained.

Kurtz also explained what this particular style of writing might imply about Melania’s personality, and apparently it suggests she is both mysterious and smart.

‘When someone writes, and you can't really read what they're writing, they don't want you to read them at all,' she explained.

'The first letter, where it goes up into a point, that's pretty sharp and direct and gets right to it. The downstrokes — those two lines in her last name — those are very sharp... [Melania is] a sharp thinker, a fast thinker, and picks up information quickly,' Kurtz concluded.

My handwriting expert tells me that her signature looks like a whore's.

[quote][bold]Hers looks just like his[/bold]

[quote][bold]might imply[/bold] about Melania’s personality, and apparently it suggests [bold]she is both mysterious and smart.[/bold]

Wouldn't that imply that trump is mysterious and smart.

Oy.

I love u r 31

I think it implies this bitch likes to copy.

I think it implies she's off in her own quarters, far away from him...and they had to fake it.

R16, I think you were replying to me in the Maggie Smith thread.

Barron is pushing up with his pencil, not pulling down. That's my bet. Lack of core strength and hours on the computer.

retarded

That's kinda cute, I must admit.

Looks a lot like last year's too.

That does not look like the signature of a 12 year old. Neither as a written signature (cursive) nor as a printed one.

If you squint, her signature almost looks like NEIMAN MARCUS

He's cut down on the number of zigzags.

Ivanka's is testicles followed by a P.

The first time I saw Trump's signature I was reminded of a description of the handwriting in the notes sent by Jack the Ripper.

"...the most malevolent looking piece of writing I have ever seen..."

I forget where I read it, but some handwriting experts said her signature is stylized to look like his, it's too similar to be a coincidence. For some creepy reason Donald wanted them to have the same signatures (Donald has had his weird signature for years) and Melania agreed. Makes her creepy to want to sign her name like him. Here is a pic of her signing her name, slightly less Donald but still creepy enough like him.

R46 Barron should do the same.

Do American schools really not teach cursive writing?!!

I read an article about his signature back when he took about ten seconds signing his first executive order and everyone went crazy. I think it may have been his ghostwriter on The Art of the Deal who said Trump had hired a handwriting coach back in the eighties because he wanted a signature that looked more powerful than his natural one.

I'll see if I can find it article again.

Trump probably wanted Mewhoria's signature to look like his so legal documents can be disputed.

LOL Inside Edition said "he's almost as tall as his 6'2" father"....

I think he'll turn out gay. Comes out at 30 after old man is gone.

They all look crazy.

A family of psychos

r14 for the win

Melania changed her signature to look like her douchebag husband's. There's no way she wrote her signature like that naturally.

Why are you obsessed with a 12 year old?

Himmler's

Cursive handwriting is not taught as much in American schools these days, r48.

Notice how the second letter (a) in his first name is buried under the uppercase “B”? It means most of his soul has already retreated, leaving others to rule his life. The uppercase “T” is a tough one to wrap my head around.... it almost seems like he was making a hybrid cursive character. I’d also draw attention to the side-by-side double “R’s” because they should match, but vary wildly from one another. The first looks more like a “V” rather than an “R” .....Gorka would be proud, I’m sure.

OP, really? Are you that desperate? Leave the little shit alone. There's nothing wrong with his signature.

It read "SULAüA JIMMY" to me. Not MELANIA TRUP

It's code for GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Upon closer inspection I note that trump's signature actually reads, Asshole Extraordinaire, and Melania's says, Virulent Pussy.