Melania drenches White House halls in blood for Christmas

she's got horrifying taste

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It's a "Shining" Christmas!

REDRUM.

She is a soulless Satatic cuntress.

Understated glamour!

and Satanic, too!

As compared to her last decor extravaganza:

Oh dear me. That's awful!

I think she has a passive agressive personality and does this stuff on purpose. She thinks she is a victim - basically hates the American people - and she's gonna make us pay in every suttle way she can!

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Melania prepares her evening bath... of blood!

I love it!

It’s so stupid it isn’t even tacky.

I am completely convinced she negotiated a totally new pre nup and now she’s earning it for the duration of the presidency. The hand holding etc. She cut a better deal.

Those red Christmas trees look super creepy. It's like a scene from The War of the Worlds, where the entire landscape is covered with red weed.

And that pencil wreath looks like some sort of voodoo ornament.

Vairst Letty, a former promising design and architecture student and aspiring supermodel fluent in three billion languages, just can't be arsed, can she?

The good thing about it: These horrific red trees make my eye cancer retreat.

Heinous. Anyone got any pics of Hillary's efforts?

Barron did that heinous Be Best pencils wreath, didn't he?

If it matters at all:

Red trees? Really? This trashy family and their dog whistles to Russia get on my nerves about as much as the right-wing who refuses to criticize them for their actions the way they would if it were the Obamas pulling this shit.

R8- That hallway is even more creepy. It reminds me of the hallway that Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Lion and The Scarecrow had to walk down in order to get to the Wizard.

Yeah it was widely mocked at the time, too.

It's no surprise her decorations scream "Euro Trash."

What with here being a whore and all...

I'm surprised she didn't do gold and silver metallic trees.

That was last year R25. Look at pix posted at R8.

It looks like Bloomingdales Christmas from the 1970's.

Let's just admit it, Data Loungers.

We all want a "Be Best" pencil for phone dialing.

Hell, even Iola Boylan could do better than that pencil wreath.

Her inspiration for the red hallway, clearly

No surprise that Communist Red was chosen.

Horrible design. What does one expect from a clan of grifters? The White House has been shit-stained with these deplorables.

Whorehouse Wred.

A preview of the Mueller White House bloodbath.

The red trees are unnerving. From a distance, the pencil wreath looks like it's made of cigarettes. Classy as ever, Melania!

One word: trash.

Blood red, shaggy . . . KKK Christmas Hoods!

Be best bitch, Melania,.

R3

In that photo if they were white they would look like KKK costumes.

What. The shit. Is that pencil thing?

It’s a wreath. I don’t know if Melania had it made or if someone else created it and sent it to her as a gift.

R40, it's Barron's contribution to this year's WH christmas decoration.

They gave the autistic boy some three billion pencils in order to keep him busy.

R41 she had it made. There's also Be Best ornaments on the tree with the same godawful logo.

Whore red

Red like the Russian flag.

You'd think she'd want everyone to forget about "Be Best", given how heavily she was mocked for it.

Groups of children touring this year's White House Christmas will need PTSD therapy afterwards. Heck, I'll probably have bad dreams tonight from just viewing the pictures. Does anyone have a picture of Melania showing a nice warm smile? Sorry, looks like R14 posted one.

Sure she was mocked for it but she'd already ordered the fucking pencils so... use them to make a festive wreath! Also, Barron's going to build a model of Air Force One from pencil shavings and erasers.

I'm sure that combining Christmas and Be Best is some kind of trumpian scam that will eventually be outed because they are so fucking incompetent and leaky they literally couldn't manage to keep a cemetery quiet.

I'm sure she's planning a book about her initiative and how it stopped bullying forever.

At least she didn’t hang these on the tree..

I think her eyes would go crosseyed if she actually glue gunned all those pencils together.

Bitch please, some design intern made that monstrosity.

Very strange- oh well

I like pencils.

I like Christmas decoration.

I don't like red though.

Red will never BE BEST.

Are those are holiday menstrual huts?

It's her tribute to Italian "giallo" flicks of the 70s and 80s. The ones she aspired to be in.

So creepy, looks like a bunch of this

Here's a video of the rest of the White House. Which is better than the dripping blood trees. But it all just looks so heavy! Weighted down.

All I see are my tax dollars.

Haha, r59! I already spent those sending five thousand troops to the border.

Tee hee!

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Melania's New Christmas Hell House Is Up Evan Hurst November. 26, 2018 01:30

Do you remember this festive scene from last Christmas at the White House?

Do you remember that scene because it haunts your nightmares? Is it possible you died there? Is your mom Winona Ryder and you are trying to communicate with her through the Christmas lights because you are trapped in an alternate dimension and it is called Melania Trump's Christmas Hell House the Upside Down?

Well, get ready, because it's Christmastime at the White House again, and this year the theme is BLOOD.

You can see in the early renderings of the design for the HALL OF BLOOD that the theme was going to be BLOOD.

We apologize. We just got a call from the Wonkette Factchecking Department, and they told us to please allow for at least the possibility that Stephen Miller helped with the design and that was supposed to be a hall of KKK grand wizard hats. So this is us, allowing for that possibility!

Whatever it is, here it comes, and it is BLOODY FURRY KKK GRAND WIZARD HATS.

This is appropriate. It's depressing as hell, it's ugly as all fuck, and it looks clumpy and overgrown and fake. Melania Trump designed a hallway that looks like her husband's naked body.

Watch out, kids! Here comes the first lady, and she is going to tear-gas you with BAD TASTE!

Some of the other trees aren't bad. Barron probably did them.

There is also some themed thing where there are decorations that look like the skylines of cities that wouldn't be caught dead voting for Donald Trump, so we guess those are fine. Oh hey, New York, HAPPY THE PURGE HOLIDAYS, LOVE MELANIA!

(More at the link)

Those red trees are an eyesore of menstrual blood covered balsams. I expect the Grinch to appear in that surreal environment at any moment.

#BeegBress

I did hear it from a serious source that she gets paid for all her personal appearances.

Red, white and blue ‘Be Best’ ornaments? The fuck???

It's the flag of Russia. Her secret gift to Vlad (her future husband).

I think she has turned the holiday into a symbolic farewell to her menstrual flow.

Trolling through Christmas decorations.

Basted in Blood

Why does she ALWAYS have a fucking coat on.

.....

reminds me of a meme I saw.

There's a new paint color out. It's cheap and spreads easy. It's called "whore red".

R70, to hide her expanding waistline and gunt.

She's going through the colors of the flag. Next year it'll be a blue Christmas.

They look like muppets. I half expect eyes and mouth to appear before they break into song.

They look evil: like mounds of alien eggs or something. I can almost picture the red strands writhing.

What the hell is her problem? My god, holiday decorating isn't rocket science! There are plenty of Fraus and Queens who can decorate appropriately for the holiday...why can't she and her "people"?

Not much changed with White House Christmas decorations in the year since Melania Trump hung her first ornament. There, again, is the expertly produced video that shows the First Lady surveying her feat of decor. There, again, is the impeccably dressed former model, still looking a bit like a J. Crew catalog come to life despite a lack of outfit changes this time. There, again, is the secular theme: last year, “Time-Honored Traditions”; this year, “American Treasures.” Loading video

And it wouldn’t be a Trump White House Christmas without, again, a menacing touch to what is otherwise a lavishly and beautifully wrought winter wonderland. Last year, shadowy white branches stretched above Trump as if she was our Christmas heroine making her way through an eerie tunnel of witch’s knuckles on her way to a candy-cane forest. This year, crimson red trees dotted a long hallway, dyed with what I assume is liberal blood a-boiling.

40 red topiary trees line the East colonnade of the White House.

More than 40 red topiary trees line the East colonnade as part of the holiday decorations at the White House November 26, 2018. By Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images.

“This is a joyous time of year when we decorate the White House for the Christmas Season,” said the First Lady in the earnestly non-secular statement. “Our theme honors the heart and spirit of the American people. Thank you to the many volunteers and staff who worked hard to decorate the halls of the People’s House in Christmas cheer. On behalf of my family, we wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

Holiday decorations in the East Room of the White House. Four 14-foot-tall Nobel fir trees with 72 handmade paper ornaments representing six regions across America stand next to the White House Crèche in the East Room of the White House. By Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images.

As it was then, now it is again. But as much as Melania and her only occasionally sinister decorations haven’t changed too much in the last year, the perception around her certainly has—and after a year of “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” and pith helmets and orchestrating the removal of a White House aide, it’s impossible to watch this and think Melania is just the silent, dutiful dinner-party wife spinning up some holiday decor. The public has gotten flashes of a more complicated side there beneath the austere sheen and “Be Best” pencil wreaths.

Here's a different photo of that wreath. The pinpoints of the pencils coming together remind me of some sort of Hellraiser-inspired nightmare.

Is Vairst Letty going blonde?

A Handmaid's Christmas

It’s scary stupid idiotic trashy and so Melania and Don.

Not that I want a 2019 Trump Christmas but if so, Melania, just go full Lovecraftian and get it over with.

From R81's twitter link.

Barron was tasked with sharpening all the pencils. He LIKED doing it. He could look at nothing but those pencils for hours and hours and hours.

Melania is kinda kunty-fierce! Yes, henny.

Another White Trash Kristmas Ibn the White House.

Horrid installation. Worse than last year's.

And the trees are awful, too!

Looks like menstruating cousin Itts

She's trolling. It's pure genius.

Americans don't get it. It's European.

Love this

Melania is the most useless first lady ever.

Red trees?

The wreath at R79 is a fanciful improvisation on her vagina dentata.

Don't I know it! You should have seen it when it had to get braces! Wait, we were talking about Ivanka, right?

Drenched in the blood from the lungs of coughing, poisoned toddlers sprayed with tear gas at the border. Nice distraction, fuckface whore. God I hate these people. If you exist, smote them down. SMOTE THEM DOWN

[quote]Americans don't get it. It's European.

Americans don't want it.

Love the cameo appearance by Cindy Hyde-Smith at R95.

R74, that's exactly what I pictured when I said upthread that I half expect eyes and mouth to appear. Now all that's missing is a muppet song.

someone said, "I see they skinned Elmo and his family" lol

Usually there’s a White House staff member who helps the First Lady with decorating. Somebody from the Smithsonian or in charge of the White House furnishings, who is well versed in the history of the house, informs the First Lady about historic decorating from the past. When it was Michelle Obama, and the last few First Ladies, they actually were given pretty limited choices about what they could do. Michelle Obama decorated trees with ornaments with pictures of soldiers, with their families’ permission.

The Veirst Letty’s style Isn’t European, it’s Early Whorehouse. This is what a totally uneducated person who doesn’t want to learn anything does. She’s in a museum for fuck sake. Go get some ornaments from past Presidents and put some of those on trees. It’s not just about you.

The pencil thing is absolutely horrible Feng Shui. All those points are referred to as “daggers” in home decorating. If they’re pointing at a person, they can cause bad health and bad luck. Unfortunately they don’t seem to be pointing at Trump or Melanie, but any Asian person has got to be cringing on seeing that. Also, it appears that someone just took an ordinary already decorated wreath and did that. Why? To “brand” Christmas as Trump Xmas (tm), not just Christmas?

And as an extra treat, Barron and Kellyanne will be greeting young White House visitors this year:

Dammit...let me try that again:

I'm just surprised Trump doesn' t dig up some of his Trump Steaks and Trump Wine out of storage and start pimping them out as Christmas gifts for the public to buy--he'd have to lie and say the proceeds would all go to charity, but that's old hat for him.

[quote]And that pencil wreath looks like some sort of voodoo ornament.

In my dreams some brave soul grabs the pencils and enacts the Red Wedding in the Oval, to match the blood red trees.

It's horrible. I love it.

The only thing that would make it better is if she went full trashy and those trees were made out of tinsel.

Those trees are very Handmaid's Tale.

Looks like the fluffy sides of an automatic car wash.

It's Jungle Red, to be exact.

Check it:

Happy Holidays with Aunt Flo!

The stark blood red is unsettling.

R103 "any Asian person has got to be cringing on seeing that"

Trust me, Melania does not give a shit how any Asian person feels about anything.

R79, it's a BDSM glory hole.

Bitch, I’m the only FLOTUS who could pull off that much red.

Not just the 50th state.

It looks like Christmas decorations in Target. I bet it smells like hot dogs too.

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Last year it was a setting fit for Slenderman

This year the Handmaid’s Tale, if you put white kerchiefs on those blood red trees

Jesus H. Christ, I don’t have anything else to say to this.

Tim Burton must a consultant for her Christmas theme.

Well, at least it’s religious. People will look at the decor and say, “Holy Christ!”

I think Mel saw the original Suspiria as an impressionable child in Slovenia. It haunts her dreams and her holiday decorating.

I’m concerned Melania may be a witch. Do the Trumps dabble in the black arts?

Ah, now I understand. Vairst Letty is really Baba Yaga. This really does explain everything.

It's not Russian Red. It's Slovenian Crimson. There's a difference, goddammit!!

'Had Blood Coming Out of Her Eyes, Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever'

...and apparently spilling throughout The White House.

If you thought the Christmas decorations were over the top, wait till you see her New Year's Eve plans:

It's all very The Shining.

Last year it brought to mind the snowy white hedges/topiary that could attack and kill you. This year it's the redrum hallway splashed with blood.

Next year? Blue? I don't know.

"Next year it'll be a blue Christmas."

Not gonna happen.

I try really, really try to give her the benefit of the doubt, but at every turn she does something distasteful or flat out ugly. Those Christmas trees are hideous. I have no idea where they are considered American Treasure. You can make a classy tree and decorate out of almost anything. This is not that tree.

I fucking hate this stupid whore and it is the greatest shame that she is in the WH. History will look very unkindly on this unbelievably embarrassing period.

I thought the pencil wreath was a joke.

It's not. It's real.

It's really not hard to do Christmas decorations in a tasteful way. Of course, the Trumps fail at this most basic endeavor.

Hmmm..We have an evil eastern European woman decorating the White House with blood red trees, She married a fat leach who comes from a family of blood suckers...It required the blood of 1000 virgins to get the color 'just right'...The FWOTUS is really Countess Elizabeth Bathory: VAMPIRE!

Fucking mrs Munster decorated her house better than this harlot.

[quote]It's another fucking #BeBest thing. Made out of pencils. With a big ol' gaping anus in the middle because Jesus Christ.

R79 sets off my trypophobia.

A mass of towering blood red makes it look like a prep for a Bolshevik celebration a century ago.

Melania's decorations as "The Handmaid's Tale."

Vlad the Impaler would feel at home with all of the blood red Christmas trees.

Vampelania is her NEW name.

Tacky Slavic trollop.

Last night on MSNBC - I think it was on Ari - they when with blood gushing from around the doors scene in the Shining. It was hysterical!

That's awful!

Is it even necessary to say "Imagine if the Obamas had done this...." anymore?

The center of the wreath in R79 looks like the mouth of some sea creature.

For the Fraus screaming "but it's European! You just don't understand!"

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BERLIN — When Melania Trump’s White House Christmas wonderland was revealed this week, visitors couldn’t escape a certain feeling that one color was being displayed more prominently than others: red. There were red ornaments and red drawings. And there were red Christmas trees, comprising thousands of berries.

The first lady was not around to explain the motif, but her office had a ready explanation: “The choice of red is an extension of the pales, or stripes found in the presidential seal designed by our Founding Fathers. It is a symbol of valor and bravery.”

Abroad, however, it’s also the color of sick Christmas trees.

Ukraine renamed the area around the Chernobyl reactor disaster site “Red Forest” after lethal radioactivity turned the green pine trees there red-brownish in 1986. Footage from that forest still serves as a reminder of deadly nuclear risks, especially at a time when threatening nuclear strikes has become more common again.

More recently, the color red has also been disastrous for pine trees in Denmark, which are usually sold across Europe. The country is renowned for its magnificent dark-green trees that are exported far beyond its borders, but red needles are posing a growing threat to the lucrative business. Nine million trees are sold every year.

[Melania Trump didn’t show up to explain her spooky Christmas decorations. So what about those red trees?]

In some years since 2012, Denmark’s vendors have had to dispose of as much as 10 percent of all Christmas trees that were supposed to go on sale after their needles lost their green shine. Selling trees with red needles, vendors argued in interviews with Nordic media outlets, would have damaged the industry’s excellent reputation.

Christmas tree producers remain stymied by what is causing the strange phenomenon.

Trees made from red berries line the East Colonnade of the White House on Nov. 26. (Leah Millis/Reuters) “Red needles occur every year, but in certain years it is particularly bad,” the Danish Christmas Tree Growers Association concluded, specifying that the problem has already caused damage of up to $8 million.

“It’s a mystery why the trees get red needles. It’s as if the trees get a stress reaction,” Torben Ravn, a board member of the Christmas Tree Association, told the Danish Broadcasting Corp. two years ago. A research project has been tasked with investigating the source of the problem.

One possible explanation is that diseases might be weakening the trees' ability to take in sufficient calcium to grow properly. In neighboring Germany, where vendors have faced a similar issue, researchers also observed that pine trees can “sunburn,” provided that springs are unusually cold and summers disproportionately hot. Climate change will make those extreme temperatures occur far more frequently.

Unless a solution is found, Europe might have to embrace Christmastime red more than it has done in the past.

The White House — where President Trump dismissed a dire climate change report by his own administration this week, saying, “I don’t believe it” — may have some advice on how to do it.

I finally realized, it reminds me of the kind of tacky, menacing decor you'd see some creepy corporate villain's office in an 80s show, like "The Equalizer" or "Spenser for Hire."

Which I guess it is.

The pencil wreath looks like it was made with broken arrows picked up off a battlefield.

The fuzzy red trees are actually not fuzzy at all - they're made of millions of blood red berries.

Probably a topiary maze, R130, or maybe a gold-and-white 1920s look like the hallway wallpaper or the bar.

[quote]they're made of millions of blood red berries

Okay, that's worse.

Don't laugh. You have no idea how hard they worked on those Be Best pencil wreaths. Stephen Miller kept getting at them and chewing the erasers off the ends and swallowing them. We went through almost the entire stock before we finished one. Then we had to hang it up extra high so he couldn't reach it.

Like he can't just turn into a bat and fly up there whenever he wants, R155.

Well, no one else wanted those "Be Best" pencils, and the vampiric FWOTUS was afraid someone would use them to stake her ass!

God, I want that cunt to die.

[quote]The fuzzy red trees are actually not fuzzy at all - they're made of millions of blood red berries.

I suppose next you're going to tell me each berry was painstakingly placed by hand. But at least he's creating jobs, right!?

I might have known it would be red.

Not only is this blood forest ugly, the size of the trees are overwhelming the hall, and the shade is truly venous! This is not the red of our flag, or any American red, white and blue hallmark.

One article mentioned it's "warmer" than the 2017 decorations. Right, blood warm. I would choose the shadow Lord Voltemort forest from last year over this travesty.

Forests, red, wildfires, the bloody flood from the Shining, bloody murder, too many wrong associations. Maybe she should ask about American symbolism and archetypes before she spends months of planning these really bad decorations in the White House.

She also has really bad sense of design and proportion for a former architect.

These red trees are actually a celebration of Megyn Kelly, who bleeds from her eyes and 'whatever', being fired by NBC.

In some of the photos the trees DO have red bases.

The WH better not invite Cousin It from the Addams family to visit. He'd be fucking all those red things.

R130, maybe next year, the Shining Christmas blue theme will be about the twins or room 237. The girls had blue dresses. They could be part of a nativity scene. Who knows ? Melania doesn't really care. But I'm already curious.

Poor tasteless Melania is STILL defending her trees.

I hope the gay mafia keeps setting her up for these colossal failures. Yes Melania, blood red Christmas trees are all the rage in Paris now darling. Have you seen the newest "Free Cosby" jackets?

Looks like blood.

She’s tasteless

some dumb rethug cunt in Cincinnati did that mess.

There was fool on my FB feed (friend of a friend) who was defending that shit saying we were all Philistines for saying how ugly it is.

Apparently this stupid woman thought those berry trees were the epitome of class.

For an eastern European hooker they are.

R170 This is the level of taste in Cincinnati. For those of you who are thinking of moving to that city, think again. I have been offered jobs with P&G which is headquartered in Cincinnati but have always said no. I couldn't think of ever living there and not being depressed all the time.

Hah!

"I don't know who first said it. Or why," Wenstrup recalled. "The first thing I saw (on Google) was 'Melania Trump covers the White House in blood for Christmas.'"

Just her outfit and hairstyle alone tell you how much taste she has.

So did Melania pick her because she has no taste and she saw her tasteless other work and loved it, or is she somebody’s relative? Because the White House traditionally have staff that help decorate that know about what’s traditionally there. I think it might be somebody from the Smithsonian. They know every ornament in storage from the Victorian era on up. So why pick this random housefrau?

I had a necklace like that one at R172 in the 1980s that was cheap costume jewelry.

Oh, heh, she still doesn't take credit for the blood red trees. That was all Melania.

[quote]The cranberry tree that adorns the White House Red Room could have also served as an inspiration, she suggested. Whatever the idea's source, it was not Wenstrup's. The first lady's team worked on that.

I don't know DL, first thing I saw was Gossamer from Looney Tunes. Perhaps Barron's favorite cartoon?

Me best!