Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech football coach

He looks like Nicholas Cage without a buldge. No thanks.

We had a whole thread on him a few years back.

Yep, here it is. That ridiculous name is hard to forget. He was doing the "I'm too busy to date" routine.

Kliff's Pro football soul patch days.

If you're thirsty, drive north for Scott Frost

[quote] If you're thirsty, drive north for Scott Frost

You are directionally challenged R5

R5, I believe Nebraska is still north of Texas.

Then you should have posted a picture and article of him at Nebraska and not at UCF, I can't be expected keep up with all the coaching changes.

Maybe he can't keep a girlfriend because he is 'too big down there.' I heard in a thread before that it happens.

If he was a friends dad growing up I would have crushed on him.

Or come west and upgrade to the pros.

Or Oregon's Mario Christobol

when can I blow them?

R12, did Mario put on some moobs?

R14 that was a decades old photo lol he aint thaf hot anymore

I'd do Nick Saban.

We're focusing on the Kingsbury guy because of the potentially gay angle. We don't need pics of random straight football coaches.

Agreed r17.

I despise thread hijackers...

What gay angle? Cause he’s hot 39 and single?

He has such a masc voice.

The other day I was reading an article on Theo Epstein. Even though he's not a coach, he's still a young, hot managerial part of a sports organization. I was going to make a "Hot Coaches" thread but totally forgot. Anyway....we should do that!

Damn, Kliff is HOT!

I'll console him.

With my mouth.

If he wants to move into gay porn, he won’t need to change his name.

Kliff? I guess that's his mother's fault but it's still stupid.

I am very OK with this becoming a hot coaches/managers/team owners thread.

We need order in this thread! I am getting confuzzled.

UNC Larry Fedora got fired too

BDF Fedora. Is that the one?

He is SMOKIN" HOT Google him

Suited up:

Shirtless:

Plays with boys

DL fave Larry Fedora of UNC

R31 is he a rice queen ?

He lives in Lubbock, Texas, so if he's a rice queen, he must be awfully frustrated.

[quote] Kliff? I guess that's his mother's fault but it's still stupid.

Even worse, his brother's name is KLINT.

And that's what I was thinking, R34. There is nothing straight about the photo at R31.

Watched TTU football just to see him on the sidelines. He usually wore sunglasses.

He was a hot quarterback at TTU also.

Shirtless Kliff hanging out with some shirtless guys

[quote] Shirtless Kliff hanging out with some shirtless guys

I thought he was "too busy" to date girls?

Looks like he has plenty of time for the boys, though.

[quote] I thought he was "too busy" to date girls?

At least he's able to make time to hang out with his buddy - former quarterback and The Bachelor contestant, Jesse Palmer.

I wonder who's the bottom, at R40?

They're probably both "vers." lol

Do we think he is a chest shaver?

Compare and Contrast:

Good friends:

Do any of these guys escort on the side?

By the way, UNC's Fedora (mentioned upthread) is a big Trump supporter who, at the beginning of the season, had this to say about the safety precautions that have been implemented to mitigate CTE:

“Our game is under attack ... I fear that the game will be pushed so far from what we know that we won’t recognize it 10 years from now. And if it does, our country will go down, too. I think it would be the decline of our country....”

^^ I hope someone told him that is hogwash.

R46 hope his coaching career is done he’s a dumbass

I’d take Gosling at R43.

R36, the Kingsbury brothers got nothing on the Boyer brothers of baseball fame: Cletis ("Clete"), Cloyd, & Kenton ("Ken", who didn't correct people who thought he was a "Kenneth"). Cloyd's such a weird name that one of the Moon Men in the Rocky & Bullwinkle show used it too (the other MM was named Gidney).

Sorry to hijack the thread, I just had to vent.

[quote]—what's wrong with their parents?

For real, though!

Very good looking guy. An article I read was all about how USC wrote in their bio he was single. Just because he's 39 and single doesn't mean he's gay, sounds like he devotes most of his time to football.

R21 Not to hijack this further (but I will), Theo is sex on a stick if a bit on the pocket-sized side. Smart, too - reversed the curse on legendarily two star-crossed teams. Youngest GM in MLB history at 28. And grandson and grandnephew of the guys who wrote "Casablanca."

Sadly, straight as a die.

Make that "two legendarily" and not the other way around.

I'm star-crossed too, I guess.

[quote]Just because he's 39 and single doesn't mean he's gay, sounds like he devotes most of his time to football.

He's 39 and single and good-looking and a football coach in Texas. For Texan women that would be like if Jesus came back to earth. Either he has incredibly poor social skills or he's gay.

He could just be a fuckboi. I mean he's on a college campus with tons of women, I'm sure he's no choir boy. Better to stay single than to become a Chris Watts.

[quote]sounds like he devotes most of his time to football.

Yep, football showers, football dick, football ass, football huddles, football sleepovers...

R57 + footballs

[quote] ... [Theo Epstein is] grandson and grandnephew of the guys who wrote "Casablanca."

Thanks, R53. I'm not interested in football but I love old movies, so I looked this up on Wikipedia & read all about the twin Epstein brothers who wrote the screenplay. Others can do the same, so I won't hijack this thread further (but I'm glad you did).

I’m an alumni of Texas Tech. Kliff graduated from Tech and was in the same fraternity as I was (several years after me). Let me assure your R55, he has great social skills.... could not have gotten into our fraternity without being

1. Good looking 2. Reasonably intelligent 3. Socially outgoing.

[quote] Let me assure your R55, he has great social skills.... could not have gotten into our fraternity without being 1. Good looking 2. Reasonably intelligent 3. Socially outgoing.

But is he gay?

Also, R60, those three things were already apparent to us.

I'm going to assume from R60 that Koach Kingsbury IS gay, then, since he's very specifically ruled out the other possibility.

R53, Theo's sister Anya is married to actor Dan Futterman.

R53, Theo's sister Anya is married to actor Dan Futterman.

R53, Theo's sister Anya is married to actor Dan Futterman.

Not a trace of gay voice on Kliff.

Any gossip on Theo's sister, Anna? I've read somewhere that she's married to Dan Futterman.

To whom is Theo’s sister, Anna, married?

That would be Anya, not Anna.

Fraternities are for lemmings who yearn to be socially accepted and would do anything, and I mean anything, to get in.

[quote] That would be Anya, not Anna.

To whom is Anya married?

Dan Futterman has always been okay with playing gay.

[quote] Dan Futterman has always been okay with playing gay.

Is he single?

Meh.

Somebody, please shit in our mouths! - R34, R35, R36

This guy has just been hired at USC, so DLers in LA should keep an eye out for him. It's easy to be closeted in a place like Lubbock where there's not much happening anyway, but in California no one will care if he wants to sleep with guys and there's plenty of temptation.

He screams tranny fucker to me.

Look who got an NFL head-coaching job today...

I guess he didn't like the options on Grindr in LA. Maybe Phoenix will be better.

Wow, that was a quick turn of events. Is he that great of a coach?

[quote] Wow, that was a quick turn of events. Is he that great of a coach?

No, but he sucks a MEAN cock!

Kliff and Tom Brady are BFFs.

[quote] Kliff and Tom Brady are BFFs.

And Tom’s long-term lover (well since puberty) is his son.

R84, Kliff has never been married.

R85, I never wrote that Kliff is married.

I hear the youngest brother is named Kunt.

Not bad not bad at all! Infact rather dreamy

The nfl is desperate for hot shot young coaches this guy couldn’t get shit done at texas tech and the stupid cardinals think he can turn them around lol

Colin Cowherd is apoplectic over the Kingsbury hiring. He spent quite a while on it during his show today.

He thinks it was a monumental mistake but he says every team is looking for the next Sean McVay, and KK is a McVay type.

You have to be pretty bad to get fired by you alma mater. Think about it...that nearly never happens.

Forget that in Texas, R90. Football is religion there. They'll cut a bitch if he isn't consistently winning.

Oh, Mr. Kingsbury! UNC has needed to be turned around for years now.

Hot straight guys don't marry nowadays. They've seen the light.

Apparently he's had a girlfriend for a while.

Who was the coach (or something like that) who was thought to have video of him getting fucked on one of the tube sites? Think he is/was married to a woman... I think there was maybe a voice match or...

Zach yenser who is no longer coaching.

Kliff is hot. I believe Theo is a Democrat, which makes him hot as fuck.

Kliff? Really? He deserves to be fired for not spelling his name right.

He looks like someone y'all'd get all hot 'n' shit over if he were a porn star. I think he looks like Lance Bass.

They say he looks like Ryan Gosling

I think he looks like Jeff Lewis' partner Gage.

Bump bro

R102 why

R102 if you're going to bump a worthless thread, at least contribute something you fat fuck

He looks like Alexis's boyfriend, Ted, on Schitt's Creek

R105 not in the least

Haven’t you been paying attention to the NFL draft?

R102 Go kill yourself

No, R107, we've been too busy formulating the new cast for the revival of Follies.

Kliff could play Buddy in a few years.

It's a little plain.

I bet Kliff has gotten some hot football cock.

He goes for blow-up doll types. Here's his ex who was shockingly a golf reporter.

Gross, tuna dick. The stench doesn’t wash off.

R71

Says someone who evidently wasn’t in a fraternity and has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about.

R115 Nope. He's spot on, actually.

I still find this guy so sexy. The voice and body, even more than the face. He seems to lack energy though.