Bad Wigs. Reveal Them.

Example of expensive wig worn cheaply.

Why, Pam? Why?

Mickey!!!!!

I used to be a heartthrob. Now I'm an 80-something trying to look 35.

Travolta as Steven Seagal.

Lord these 👀 creepy

Kevin Spacey in "Edison". That thing looks like something that's crawled from Christopher Walken's head and found shelter on Spacey's scalp.

That bolo tie on Spacey is even more disturbing.

Mickey Rourke is hideous no matter his hairstyle. Can't believe how hot he used to be.

I don't know who that is OP.

I love those HD picture of people! Even better when wearing wigs. Why was there no RATTY KOREAN WIG ALERT for Mick?

Republican "strategist" and con man Frank Luntz has worn a succession of the shittiest party store wigs for decades!

Rand Paul.

Presenting Miss Cage. RATTY KOREAN WIG ALERT!

Ernest Angley, televangelist.

^^^^^ I was always hoping someone would put their hand on his head, scream HEAL! and rip it off.

Wow to all of these.

You wanna see a seriously frightening wig? Warning: You may have nightmares.

Miss Fakety Fake

DL-ers, you have got to watch Vince Vaughn hairline in "Wedding Crashers"!

His hairline and hair's texture actually changes with every scene!

Michael Fabricunt (I am sure that is the correct spelling) Member of Parliament. Sixty-something except for that heap of nylon on his head which is a good forty years younger.

The way we weren't.

No man over forty has bangs.

These are all amazing. I have zero respect for men who cannot fucking own their baldness, when it is something so fucking common and plenty of real men have no problem with it.

Is the photo in OPs post Gene Hackman?

Mary Ann Esposito form a PBS cooking show (center). I hope it keeps her head warm.

This thing is ready to crawl back to its home.

I don't think GH has worn wigs. I can't ID OP.

That's not a wig on Mary Ann Esposito's head. That's a motorcycle helmet.

Author Ken Burns

Jesus

British judges

American comedians

Marty Allen

Gee, don't these men realize how silly they look? It's kooky.

Who loves ya baby?

I think this is my new favorite thread. Thank you! The RATTY KOREAN WIG ALERT is a screan!

In almost every case, I can't help but think, "But what were they thinking?"

Boyfriend says he's really a cue ball.

It should have been **THREAD CLOSED** at R31.

I present to you a geriatric munster AKA Steven Seagal

This thread is a delight!

Rent A Jewfro

Ahem.

Harry Connick, Jr.

Sen Rand Paul Wigertarian

Dame Paul McCartney

Brendan Fraser

I was made for loving you baby - Gene Simmons

Nice lace front.

The one thing Rip Taylor & Robert Redford have in common... .

Frank Luntz also has horrible yellow teeth. He needs to spend some of his wig money on a bleach tray.

Enrique Iglesias

Dame Mick Jagger

The least of Ben’s problems

Chuck Norris

Billy Bob Thornton.

Billy Bob should have played Assange instead of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Strauss Zelnick

Loved Chubby Checker, but no to the Afro toupee...

The late congressman from Ohio, James Traficant.

JImmy Traficant is always a classic

At least Billy Bob’s is more or less the same color as his beard.

What really looks terrible is black hair and a white beard. Shave the beard or wear a salt and pepper wig, guys. Or better yet, a sparse white one that matches your straggly white beard.

Lou Henson: Foul!

Michael Fabricant

Tony Curtis.

Jeremy Piven

Burt Reynolds

More hair today than she had at age 30...sorry, it's fake.

Next thing you'll be telling me her nails aren't real!

Wait Stern sea his hair is REAL!

But what is. Going on w Nic Cage? Are there hair plugs with a wig?

....

That’s not Andy Cohen’s real hair? R71?

Palm Springs realtor team, bad plugs meet bad wig.

Threads of this ilk cheer up this mortal everso!

Wig.

SNATCHED.

You rang?

Jeremy Piven was so cute at one point... I know that we all get older, but hot he’s not. At least not anymore.

Trump cuntlette and wiglet wearer J. Hogan Gidley

[quote]Strauss Zelnick

The hell with his wig... WTF is up with his [bold]NOSE[/bold]?

Hogan Gidley looks like he tried to cut a Jaclyn Smith wig into Bama bangs circa 2007.

J. Hogan Gidley is the GOP's biggest queen this side of Lindsey Graham

what, no Elton or Joan Collins?

And yet, R51, who among us would not hit that?

R83 Not me. Sorry, not turned on by someone who looks like a Latina k.d. lang impersonator.

Random non-celebrity wig

Threads like this are why I love datalounge!

No mention of our President?

That mess is not a wig r87.

Sassie!

The reveal damn near killed poor Dino.

Whomever this guy is. It seems like a mugshot. That wig must've been the reason for his arrest.

Lydia.. but, it' not a bad hairpiece. She was thinning on top. It looks nice.. natural.

So when does a toupee cross over into an actual wig?

Also, what the fuck is going on with Fred Trump at R17? He looks mutilated.

Joan Crawford in Torch Song

Who the hell is that in OP's pic? It looks vaguely like Gene Hackman, but please tell me otherwise.

Another Nic Cage classic:

Steve Harvey, but he got wise and lost the hair toupee.

William Shatner

Wendy Williams owns this thread

How's about our distinguished First Lady?

By the time she’s taken off the wig and dentures all that remains is a wizened little shrunken head.

R103, doesn't look like dentures to me.

Senator Rand Paul. I've seen him on TV and he must wear something on top of his head. it's so fucking gross looking!

Too soon?

Not technically the worst, but James Traficant's is the most hilarious to me.

Benicio del Toro's "hair" keeps morphing magically.

Hugh Jackman, with totally real, full, thick hair.

What kills me is that these people actually think they look good when they leave the house. Why?

DL hall of Famer Marcia Cross on DL Hall of Famer Melrose Place. At least she had a reason.

Wigs are serious business.

Hello lovelies

B

are hair systems any better?

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Oooooh wee.

I think a few of these a just bad dye jobs. For example, why would anyone make a wig that looks as awful as Rand Paul’s hair?

Can someone confirm if M. William Phelps wears a rug? This is currently a point of contention in this household.

R118 Because his hair should look as awful as he is?

R119 Nah, I don't think so. If you go on his Facebook page there are a few photos of him in natural light and it looks like normal (dyed) hair.

Gurl.....

John Travolta

Thread closed.

What is the verdict?

^ Guilty, your Grace

All of them?

Guilty!

Everyone swears that Jason Bateman doesn't wear a wig, yet his hair hasn't changed in 20 years. How is that possible?

Keith Urban looks like a butch JK Rowling.

No one believes Geo Clooney has anything but his thick, graying, natural locks, but I ask you....

How did HE have less hair 20 years ago?

'Mines the best'

Sure, Jan

Why the hell is Enrique Inglsias wearing a wig?! I don't think Billy Bob Thorton looks bad.

[quote]Keith Urban looks like a butch JK Rowling.

I fail to see the "butch".

I wonder if Urban and Kidman bonded in part due to their hair situations.

Keith Urban is a woman. Wears much more make-up than "his" wife too.

R127. LOL!!!

At first I thought r124's pic was a MTF Britney Spears impersonator

How the hell can they not match the color to their original hair? They plonk something that is a completely different colour on or it's an unnatural black. They are rich don't they go to professionals

R135 How? Mail order.

Tragic.

Robert Redford's wig makes him resemble the creepy guy on netflix who pushed his wife down the stairs & finished her off.

One of the classics

Tori Amos.

I think Billy Bob looks good as well. The issue is blending and thickness of the hair pieces compared to their existing hair.

It was mean to take Mickey's mouse ears off like that. He is a REAL star.

That Ernest Angley evangelist has a ugly-ass facelift scar just in front of the ear. Fake fake fake. Like all the other evangelists.

Alan Brady

Kelly Ann Conway

I nominate this racist Arizona state rep. who's been in the news for his most recent bigotry.

If I chose to wear a wig, I'd go the Andy Warhol look with silver, pink, lavender... instead of trying to pass it off as real. It never works.

Televangelism and wigs have a special relationship.

R150 Yikes.

Looks like a human sex doll

The Evangelical community can thank Tammy Faye Bakker for this phenomenon:

'I like to be different people for my husband,' she said. 'I wear different wigs all the time. Jim never knows if I'm going to be a redhead, a blond or a brunette--I like to keep him guessing.'

wait, Norman Reedus's hair is fake?

Tony Bennett's hair is obviously fake. Saw him on Rock Tree lightening on TV. But hey, he's 92.

R155 Did you just fall off the turnip truck? Tony's 90s wigs were way worse than what he wears now.

R156, make that 1970s on. What he has now is beautiful compared to that.

No one has mentioned Tyler Perry's.....hair? Painted scalp? Tattoo? What's going on there?

R14. That’s really strange. Why is he wearing a wig? Can’t he lay his own hands on his head and CALL UPON JESUS To HEAL YA HEAL YEA WHOO!

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Haven't seem him lately, but when Gary Sinise was starring in CSI:NY, his hair was looking a little sketchy.

r160, that's truly the worst hair I've ever seen

[quote] Also, what the fuck is going on with Fred Trump at [R17]? He looks mutilated.

He's had so many bad facelifts that his ears are now literally parallel to the ground rather than perpendicular to it.

Well you all are, aren't you?

weeeeee ...............

Handsome.

R166 Charlie don't wear no wig.

Give me a break...Andy Cohen's hair is 100% real. You many not like him, but that doesn't mean his hair is fake. Norman Reedus has had the same string long hair forever; in the pic that was posted it's clearly been dyed, but it's his nonetheless. Jason Bateman--there's no reason to believe his hair isn't his own. Believe it or not, there are men walking this Earth who possess a full head of their own hair while in their 40s.

For my money, the winner of this thread is the wacky MP with the ridiculous blond rug. How on Earth did he ever get elected? That wig wouldn't look good on anybody--not even Heidi Klum. Why would an effete, unattractive 60+ year old man think he could pull it off? Actually, someone else should pull it off--right off the top of his head while Parliament is in session.

R168 Boris Johnson? Sadly that's his hair. Still an asshole.

Jason Bateman's hair is real and beautiful.

R170 And Teri Hatcher's hair is real and spectacular.

R171, Teri, no. Jason, yes.

R172 Teri wears a wig? Proof?

If that is Norman Reedus’s real hair, where the hell is the part? And why would he go from a relatively good hair style to looking like Keith Urban?

R173, Teri with wig.

R173, Teri without wig.

R176 Had to wear it to hide the facelift scars.

R175 What the fuck's wrong with you? The first pic is from 2011 and it's clear it's her own her augmented with pieces. The second pic is from this year.

Kenneth Godt (former boyfrend of Jocelyn Wildenstein):

R173... I think that was a reference to a Seinfeld episode, where Teri was his gf, and everyone was debating whether her breasts were real or not. She said, " Yes, my breasts are spectacular.. and they're real."

Three people have asked who that is in the OP's post. I immediately thought it was Neil Sedaka, but Neil has brown eyes and that guy has blue, so I'm not sure. OP, wanna spill the beans?

Lisa Bloom. Could somebody tell me what's under those things?

R182, Lisa's hair looks really dry and sometimes has dark roots... Would someone buy a wig that looks like that?

R183 About a decade ago, she was always wearing wigs.

R179 I literally laughed out loud.

I'm pretty Tom Brady has fake hair. He was going bald when he won his first Super Bowl. A few short years later, he has a full head of hair

I'm sure a lot of these people are DLers

They think look decades younger than they are