I just watched Sound of Music for the first time in at least 20 years.
What a perfect film!
My question is at what point did Maria start feverishly masturbating at the thought of the CAPT?
Is Uncle Max just the gay friend?
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I just watched Sound of Music for the first time in at least 20 years.
What a perfect film!
My question is at what point did Maria start feverishly masturbating at the thought of the CAPT?
Is Uncle Max just the gay friend?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 24, 2018 6:46 PM |
OP, Maria was feverishly masturbating at the thought of the CAPT from her first night in the house (when he "blew that silly whistle").
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 23, 2018 12:13 AM |
[quote]Is Uncle Max just the gay friend?
And is the Baroness his hag?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 23, 2018 12:15 AM |
I was hoping the captain would blow my whistle.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 23, 2018 1:00 AM |
C Plummer is so hot in that movie
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 23, 2018 1:43 AM |
Great movie. I even teared up a few times the last time I saw it
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 23, 2018 4:21 PM |
Fun fact, Kevin Spacey originally played the Captain, Plummer was his replacement .
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 23, 2018 4:23 PM |
The song Edelweiss was written specifically for the film. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a traditional Austrian folk song.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 23, 2018 4:25 PM |
R6, Spacey was to play the CAPT as an embryo
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 23, 2018 4:26 PM |
R7, I know Austrians who swear up and down that Edelweiss was a traditional folk song but it was written for the film
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 23, 2018 4:26 PM |
Franz was big into the German S&M scene.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 23, 2018 4:43 PM |
"Edelweiss" wasn't written for the film. It was featured in the original Broadway production. The only songs written for the movie were "I Have Confidence" and "Something Good." The latter replaced "An Ordinary Couple" from the stage show.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 23, 2018 4:44 PM |
[quote]Fun fact, Kevin Spacey originally played the Captain, Plummer was his replacement .
Spacey was 6 when the film was made, so I'm not surprised it didn't work out.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 23, 2018 4:49 PM |
Is it true that Emma Stone was the first choice for Julie Andrews' role?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 23, 2018 4:52 PM |
Jeanette MacDonald was considered for the role of Mother Superior. Then she died.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 23, 2018 5:12 PM |
And, of corse, there is the omission of "How Can Love Survive?" b Otherwise, it was a great film. And climbing a mountain to get to Switzerland, 150 miles away.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 23, 2018 5:15 PM |
They decided to cut Max and Elsa's numbers ("How Can Love Survive" and "No Way to Stop It") to make them outsiders to the immediate family (aka The Trapp Family SINGERS).
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 23, 2018 5:23 PM |
The von Trapp villa was actually filmed at two separate locations. The house with the gate and gravel drive is several miles from the lake, and the terrace on the lake was built for the film and that house is just a facade.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 23, 2018 5:33 PM |
I remember as a young gayling thinking the Baronness was so glamorously beautiful and what a fool the Captain was for dumping her for the dowdy and boyish Maria.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 23, 2018 5:34 PM |
Me too. The Baroness was so chic. Maria looked like the muncher she was.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 23, 2018 5:38 PM |
When I learned that the film had been nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress, I thought that the Baroness was the supporting role nominated. Frankly, I've never seen what was so award-worthy about the Mother Abbess. But Elsa was everything.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 23, 2018 5:45 PM |
Edelweiss (the flower) plays big in Austrian lore, but not the song.
The Schluchtenscheissers like the tune, though, even though they weren't shown the film on TV until 2000.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 23, 2018 5:51 PM |
The movie desperately needed Rolf dong.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 23, 2018 5:56 PM |
Why has Eleanor Parker been inexplicably been excluded and ignored in every single cast reunion since the 60s? Was she that hated on set? It’s odd as they all pretend her character was never even in the film. It’s like a Commuinst purging of history.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 23, 2018 6:18 PM |
R23 I believe Parker chose not to partake. She retired from acting and public life by 1991, before those reunions became commonplace. The film was only 26 years old at the time. It wasn't until the 30th anniversary in 1995 that they really began doing those reunions.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 23, 2018 6:39 PM |
I still want to know whe the Mother Superior called Maria a cunt face.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 23, 2018 6:53 PM |
Thanks, R24. But that still doesn’t really explain why she has barely been mentioned as being part of the cast in the last 30 years.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 23, 2018 6:58 PM |
Seems odd that they would all intentionally leave Parker out in all the interviews, reunions, etc. Perhaps that was her wish?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 23, 2018 7:05 PM |
Eleanor Parker was thrice nominated for an Oscar, all in the Best Actress in a Leading Role category. When she died in 2013, her son revealed that it took his mother many years to make peace with the fame that the Sound of Music role brought her. Adding that it was only in the last ten years of her life that she came to appreciate that she did the film. So, it is likely Miss Parker declined participating in the SoM interviews and reunions.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 23, 2018 7:22 PM |
Did any of the von trapp children grow up gay in irl ? Kurt?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 23, 2018 8:53 PM |
The story about them escaping on foot over the mountains to Switzerland is fiction. They actually took a train.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 23, 2018 9:30 PM |
The escape in the musical and film was supposed to be symbolic, for God's sake! That's why the song says "Climb every mountain/Ford every stream/Follow every rainbow/Till you find your dream." The movie begins and ends in the Alps. The difference is that Maria is alone at the beginning, and at the end she has a family.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 23, 2018 9:33 PM |
SOM is long, boring, dumb movie. I usually can understand the appeal of a "big event" movie or whatever, even if I can't feel it...but this is a turkey without wings, I'm sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 23, 2018 10:09 PM |
Who else thinks of the movie Beautiful Thing whenever the Baroness is brought up in conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 23, 2018 11:01 PM |
Lucille Ball was originally cast as the Baroness. Gary, of course, talked her out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 23, 2018 11:05 PM |
I feel genuine pity for you, r32.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 23, 2018 11:16 PM |
As an aside, if any fans of Ms. Parker's are already sick of holiday fare, here's a little known movie of hers from 1972.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 23, 2018 11:44 PM |
[quote]Who else thinks of the movie Beautiful Thing whenever the Baroness is brought up in conversation.
My younger brother (who is also gay) and I loved this movie as young teens in the late '90s, and whenever our mom would yell out a question to us (e.g. "What do you boys want for dinner?"), we would always answer with "ELEANOR PARKER!" but in Jamie's weird accent. Usually, she would respond with "What?" and we'd be like "Never mind!" and give her the response she wanted. XD
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 23, 2018 11:55 PM |
^^^ at first glance I thought that said “selling” cookies and thought that’s not very Austrian, tortes would be better!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 24, 2018 1:03 AM |
Probably the worst score R&H ever wrote - the two songs mentioned as being cut are awful along with the abysmal Lonely Goatherd and My Favorite Things - I have never heard of anyone who loved doorbells.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 24, 2018 1:07 AM |
R40 "My Favorite Things" has inexplicably become a holiday classic. It's overplayed around Christmastime.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 24, 2018 1:10 AM |
R37, for those of you not familiar with the film, the line comes in about 4:05. My brother is also gay, but the only inside gay movie tie-in we had was that my brother used to tell people that he sang Somewhere of the Rainbow so beautifully as a child that they wanted him to sing it at Judy Garland’s funeral, but my parents wouldn’t let him.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 24, 2018 1:16 AM |
You're insane, r40, it's one of Rodgers' most accomplished scores, perfectly characterizing story's Austrian roots.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 24, 2018 1:20 AM |
R41, inexplicably????? learn your gay history, Barbra sang it on her Christmas Album! Even as a child though I wondered, what is a nice Jewish girl doing a Christmas Album for?????
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 24, 2018 1:21 AM |
Yes, r33! Love the story, r37!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 24, 2018 1:27 AM |
R44 but what does the song have to do with Christmas? The film doesn't even feature a Christmas scene, unlike MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 24, 2018 1:34 AM |
Am I the only one who sensed the homoerotic subtext between Rolf and the Captain?
"Come away with us!"
He really wanted Rolf to tag along.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 24, 2018 1:44 AM |
R46, though it sounded dull, I always thought those brown paper packages tied up with string made for a Nazi era Christmas wrapping. You think some of those girls in blue satin sashes could have given up a few of them to spruce those presents up!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 24, 2018 2:05 AM |
R48 LOL
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 24, 2018 2:16 AM |
For the five people here who haven’t seen it.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 24, 2018 2:23 AM |
I remember loving singing My Favorite Things in 5th grade chorus. I was called gay and I thought they meant I was like Sam in Bewitched.
How can a movie that Saint Sally Feld , Jessica Walter , Parker , Julie Harris and to a lesser extent Jill Haworth starred in be forgotten? Certainly not many DLers have ...
The great Eleanor Parker was sublime in SOM should have won an Oscar without a doubt be nominated. Although did you think she was a tad too old for The Captain ?
Even though her character was planning on sending those sweet kids to boarding school didn’t I read she got along very well with the children ?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 24, 2018 3:53 AM |
[quote]The song Edelweiss was written specifically for the film.
No it wasn’t. It was written for the stage version.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 24, 2018 4:00 AM |
"My Favorite Things" has become a Yuletide song because Christmas itself is one of many people's favorite things and it is a season that encourages people to enjoy many of their other favorite things.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 24, 2018 5:27 AM |
In many ways the movie was better than the stage version. (Same goes for "West Side Story.") If you want to make your own comparison, check out the recent television adaptations, which were faithful to the stage version (with much larger roles for Max and Elsa.) The US version with Carrie Underwood, or the more recent UK version with Julian Ovenden and Kara Tointon.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 24, 2018 5:29 AM |
Were ewoks related to the pacunis from land of the lost?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 24, 2018 5:44 AM |
[quote]The von Trapp villa was actually filmed at two separate locations.
This is sadly incorrect. The villa was loaned to the film company by a darling old nazi friend of the Baroness, Manfred von Bratwurst. Manni mistook Julie Andrews for Leni Riefenstahl, and thought they were filming Triumph Of The Will, Part 2.
They had great difficulty filming because of the Horst Wessel song playing constantly on the gramophone, and 'Manni's' insistence on constant toasts of schnapps to the late Fuhrer. The children were horribly drunk throughout the filming, and had to be prevented from singing: Do Re Do Me, Mein Kapitän!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 24, 2018 7:04 AM |
The camera helicopter pilot in the Opening Scene hated Julie Andrews and attempted to decapitate her on every take. He went on to successfully behead Vic Morrow.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 24, 2018 7:09 AM |
Where'd you get that, r7? Here's the OBC version of "Edelweiss," sung by the original Captain Von Trapp, Theodore Bikel:
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 24, 2018 7:18 AM |
It is a very well known fact that if you play Edelweiss backwards a voice says: "This song is to dedicated to the memory of the flower of the alps, Magna Goebbels."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 24, 2018 7:22 AM |
In the original cut Maria was an armed and dangerous Nazi-hunter.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 24, 2018 7:40 AM |
Had I known we’d trash “The Sound of Music” so relentlessly, I would have brought along my harmonica!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 24, 2018 7:51 AM |
I recently watched the movie for the first time since I was a kid— I had totally forgotten that the Baroness has such a big role. In high-def, all her wrinkles and caked on makeup are very apparent
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 24, 2018 3:34 PM |
An closer colleague at work used to go to the ski resort the real Von Trapps ran in Vermont, I believe. The colleague said the real Maria was a no-nonsense bitch
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 24, 2018 3:35 PM |
The movie is so so so much better than the script for the play. I just can’t watch the play any more. It’s the same with West Side Story
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 24, 2018 3:36 PM |
Sad that none of the kids had a major acting career. All sort of languished in middling roles
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 24, 2018 3:37 PM |
R63, which makes their escape over the Alps so much more thrilling!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 24, 2018 3:38 PM |
I dated one of the ski instructors at their Vermont resort.
What r65 said.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 24, 2018 3:39 PM |
[quote] the Baroness has such a big role. In high-def, all her wrinkles and caked on makeup are very apparent
Seems to be in character! I too loved the baroness as a boy. I couldn't understand why the captain preferred the plain woman with a funny nose and big jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 24, 2018 3:53 PM |
Yes, they took the train northern Italy, where the Captain had dual citizenship because of the way the borders were redrawn after World War I. If they'd escaped over the Alps from Salzburg, they would have found themselves in Germany.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 24, 2018 4:05 PM |
What did the Maria experience the first time the CAPT went down on her?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 24, 2018 4:12 PM |
The true meaning of “cunt face”, r72
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 24, 2018 4:13 PM |
A new favorite thing, r72.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 24, 2018 4:16 PM |
[quote]The movie is so so so much better than the script for the play. I just can’t watch the play any more. It’s the same with West Side Story
"West Side Story" and "The Sound of Music" were both adapted for the screen by Ernest Lehman.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 24, 2018 4:37 PM |
^ And both directed by Robert Wise, although William Wyler did two years of pre-production on TSOM. He lost interest and dropped out to direct The Collector. Fox and the producers only allowed him to do that because Wise was available and willing to take over immediately.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2018 4:44 PM |
I saw a good theater production a few years ago & the story seemed just like the movie; maybe they rejigged the book with Lehman's improvements.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 24, 2018 4:46 PM |
R64, you need to adjust the settings on your TV to film, unless you are watching something like sports. The visuals on movies are ruined if you don't. Everything looks like cheap video.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 24, 2018 4:55 PM |
I don't associate The Sound of Music with Christmas, I always associate it with Easter. When I was growing up it was always shown on Easter Sunday.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 24, 2018 4:58 PM |
I meant 1972. No recourse for DL.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 24, 2018 5:10 PM |
Sorry, wrong thread again.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 24, 2018 5:12 PM |
I like the subdued colors of the film. They resisted the temptation to make it a garish technocolor fantasy.
I also like "My Favorite Things." My favorite song in the score. I wish it had been part of the Mary Poppins score instead.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 24, 2018 5:32 PM |
R76 according to the documentary THE SOUND OF MUSIC: FROM FACT TO PHENOMENON, Wyler really didn't do much of anything script-wise other than wanting to make the Anschluss an extended action sequence. His heart wasn't in it and was just biding his time (and stringing Fox along) until a better offer came around.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 24, 2018 5:55 PM |
Mary Poppins did Spoonful of Sugar instead.
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