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Why were the Oompa Loompas so fucking judgmental?

Did they have nothing better to do than compose insulting songs? Maybe they should have looked in the mirror. I do feel sorry for them, though. Weren't they essentially slaves?

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by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2018 1:24 AM

It's a side effect of being orange. Like you know who...

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2018 12:38 AM

I'm the new and improved Oompa Loompa

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by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2018 12:46 AM

For all his talents, Roald Dahl was a really angry, bitter, judgmental man.

by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2018 12:48 AM

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by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2018 12:55 AM

Because no flying house fell out of the sky and killed the person tormenting them.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2018 12:55 AM

[quote]For all his talents, Roald Dahl was a really angry, bitter, judgmental man.

He really was quite a weird person. What did Patricia Neal see in him? Was that girl from Kentucky just so enamored by his Britishness?

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2018 12:57 AM

The screenplay for "Diamonds Are Forever" was written by Roald Dahl -

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2018 12:58 AM

God wAS tired, so he decided to put them in charge.

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2018 1:00 AM

[quote]The screenplay for "Diamonds Are Forever" was written by Roald Dahl -

No, he wrote "You Only Live Twice." He also wrote the screenplay for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2018 1:07 AM

R3 What absolute rot. You need to read more and talk less. Or never

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2018 1:14 AM

Fuck off you nasty OP. They were my uncles and they worked hard at that job.

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by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2018 1:24 AM
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