Madonna needs attention.

Here

She's so ugly! I will always love legendary queen Elton John for putting her in her place.

As Malibu burns her upper lip gets larger.

Has she had a stroke?

She has a social media addiction.

Imagine how much work it is for her hairdresser to dye her white roots dark, then brassy blonde all around them. That’s got to fry her hair.

Why do DLers have to keep posting about her? You ridicule her for craving attention, but then you go right ahead and give her what she wants.

I think she looks better lately. With the exception of her lips which are too big; she reminds me of Big Ang (godbless RIP) But I'm getting used to it. Thankfully the grills are gone and I dig the glasses.

I'm starting to think she is depressed and heartbroken...no joke. Her kids are either grown, gone, or growing up fast and I think she's having an empty nest crisis.

Her posts seem so...lonely.

lol, wtf did I just watch

Uh oh, someone here said that rings on every finger strongly correlates to mental illness. He/she worked in a mental hospital or something.

Her face is about to fall off.

Gaga's resurgence is KILLING her.

I'm in Lisbon, but haven't spotted her yet.

This hasn't caught on with any DLers here? It's all the rage to drink rose' with a large tablespoon. People on this thread sound so passé'!

Or déclassé?

R15 is full of shit.

R17 SARCASM my dear boy.

Is she telling us she has a drinking problem?

Every time I see her with the grillz on I think back to my time in orthodontia and how icky it became every time I ate or drank anything. Why would somebody want to go through that everyday on purpose?

Not necessarily R19, I believe she has a spoon problem.

I wonder why she lives in Lisbon, its actually kind of an annoying city. NYC & Paris are much better places to live.

Ugly!!!

She looks horrid. I don't know if she is drunk or, worse , acts like she is drunk.

It is a great city, r22, dont be a bitch.

I've heard she's got a house under construction just north of Barcelona. It might suit her better. The Portuguese are a dour people, and at the moment there's a ton of resentment toward foreign real estate investors who plop themselves down there.

She moved with her four youngest kids to help her 13 year old son David achieve his dream to be a soccer star r22. "I've been desperate to get him into the best academies with the best coaches, but the level of football in America is much lower than the rest of the world."

I'm so embarrassed for her. She is ruining her legacy. Sad.

Appropriating Bitch.

It figures you'd eventually get around to me.

Where will it end? I see her as a bag lady, out in stained fake fur and no knickers. Sad indeed.

Who sits around the house wearing a bunch of fake jewelry and layers of makeup?

Phony baloney Madonna. That’s who.

Those puffed up lips are a eyesore

She’s buying kids and demanding they love her and perform for her. The books are going to be incredible. Mommie Dearest is going to look like a fairytale.

r7 you could ask the same question about the crazies on the Meghan Markle threads. She drives them insane. They hate everything about her yet they won't just ignore her and move on to something they enjoy.

[quote]The books are going to be incredible.

Absolutely! Same with AngieJo's brood. Can't wait. They will be best sellers.

[quote]Who sits around the house wearing a bunch of fake jewelry and layers of makeup?

We do.

She turned into joke

"I wonder why she lives in Lisbon"

Because of Portugal's artist-friendly law that spares them from paying any income tax. Madonna is one of many artists and athletes who domiciliated there citing bullshit reasons. It's all about taxes.

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The advantages of Portugal’s non-habitual resident tax regime

What is non-habitual residency?

Introduced in 2009 by the Portuguese government to attract ‘high value’ industries and individuals, NHR is effectively a tax holiday for your first ten years living in the country.

If employed in Portugal, non-habitual residents can benefit from a flat 20% income tax rate – a significant reduction on the usual scale rates that reach up to 48%. You can qualify for this rate if you work in one of the pre-defined ‘high value-added’ scientific, artistic or technical professions.

Crucially, the NHR regime can be also be highly beneficial for retirees and other expatriates, as it offers the opportunity to receive foreign income – including pensions – completely tax-free.

Tax-free foreign income

Under NHR, most income from a foreign source is exempt from Portuguese taxation for ten consecutive years, as is income that is taxable in another country.

This means that British expatriates can potentially receive UK pensions, rental income, capital gains on real estate, interest, dividends and non-Portuguese employment income tax-free. Importantly, this can apply even if the income is not actually taxed in the home country. UK dividends, for example, escape Portuguese taxation under the NHR scheme because they are taxable in Britain (according to the UK/Portugal double tax treaty). In practice, however, ‘disregarded income’ rules can eliminate UK tax liability for non-residents. As a result, you could end up paying no tax – in either country – on the income (although gains on UK shares will not qualify for NHR exemption).

Lighten up the brows Dear

Madonna soon

The lips are bad.

Last week she was shoving burgers into her mouth on instagam with Doritos and now this video spooning wine looking like the female Ali G?

Jesus what the hell is happening to her?

Very sad.

Is this drug use or mental illness or what?

Both, r41.

I'm friends with someone who worked with her on the Speed The Plow all those years ago. He said she was the a total pro. She NEVER drank or drugged. In fact she hated it. Weird that she's obviously doing both this late in life. I guess she's earned it.

Well, she’s shat on so many on her way up. Now, on the way down she has no friends and her family doesn’t seem to care for her all that much.

Is she really that addicted to attention? So sad.

She'll be adopting again soon. Africa, get ready for a visit.

Wait until Rocco knocks up someone. Then Grannydonna will really have a stroke.

What is she eating out of that glass? Champagne flavored Jello?

Rose.

[quote]Wait until Rocco knocks up someone.

Yeah, I wouldn't be holding my breath if I were you. (Unless they use a turkey baster.)

Rubbing balls on her face.

She tilts the spoon towards her instead of away from. How déclassé.

Why the heck is she behaving this way? I'm sad to see it.

She’s white trash, hon.

It bewilders me that the Japanese buy her schizophrenic brand. Madonna = beauty creams? And such creepy campy images as R51. I really can see this business doing well in any culture that has a modicum of snark.

Asians respect the elderly, r55.

Who wouldn't want to look like this?

Or this?

Shes the crazy lady in NYC with millions in the bank wearing a blend of "what's cool" and something ridic like Balenciaga or Chanel. Most of you are right, she needs to simmer down, dress like a rich bitch and show some class. My feeling is shes lonely and has some sort of pain problem. I bet her next albums going to be amazing though. The bitch does make catchy music. I do like and admire her for that.

[quote]Madonna needs attention.

So why are you giving it to her?

Creative people create. They make stuff, they learn stuff. Madonna isn't a creative person. She's ambitious. Now she's stuck. She has no imagination or creativity.

She needs rehab and a trainer.

Why is she taking fashion cues from Riff Raff?

Poor hag.