CBS Chairman Strauss Zelnick is a Hot Daddy!

Beautiful.

He's been showing off his body to promote his new book. Which has nothing to do with television. How is he finding time to run CBS?

#tinynips

Is he homosexual?

61?? My god!

That black and white photo makes him look younger, in reality you can see his age on his face, but yes his body is fantastic.

Any DLers want to comment on the hair?

That's a very full and not very gray head of hair for a 61 year old.

He seems to be in great shape nonetheless.

And of course he's an instagram whore.

He must have went to the beauty parlor for that OP pic

That's because it's a wig.

Straight. And wearing makeup?

He looks creepy as fuck.

He wears man jewelry; I'll pass.

Is that a MTF in that pic with him at R11?

Something creepy about being that hip at 61. Like over-compensating or something.

I'm terrible at ID-ing that sort of thing, R10, but I am looking at him thinking that he has the hair of a 25 year old.

Plus the extreme doucheyness factor of it all. I know a couple of guys like that (not well) and there's a serious cringe factor to anyone over the age of 24 who is not a model and posts photos like that and talks about their exercise routine.

I have an older cousin who is around his age and in similar shape, but my cousin would be horrified if anyone ever posted a shirtless photo of him, let alone do it himself.

OTOH, he has achieved the DL Eldergay Dream: he really DOES look 10 years younger. (more like 20, tbh)

He makes me moist!

I wonder if he smells 'young' though

Some nice workout footage here. But the narration is just him reveling in his vanity. You've been warned

I know Strauss -- not well, but we go to some of the same parties.... he's exactly what he looks like, a self-involved douchbag who comes from money, married more money, and wants even more money. On the other hand, he's always been good at what he does and many of his employees like him. So all in all, he's not the worst of his lot. But he is, exactly, part of that lot.

So is it a wig R21?

My vote

Very hot guy. And handsome too. I don't even mind the pictures where he looks older.

[quote]He must have went

OH MY, R9!

Didn't a dler fuck him? I recall something about an executive, married, pop culture related...

Many older men are attractive. Only dumbasses think age means someone can’t be hot.

[quote] Many older men are attractive. Only dumbasses think age means someone can’t be hot.

R27 just sent that same message to a Grindr member who just turned him down when he admitted to being "49"

R27 No there are not "many" men who look like that at 60

[quote] Dude, can you like still even get it up?

--Message aforementioned Grindr user sent back in reply to R27

Looks better with clothes on.

He appears to be be rather self-enamoured, which is never a promising characteristic.

Is he really straight? He has a few pictures with random shirtless men. All younger than him

LOL R33

I would guess that the guy named Cooper Zelnick (he's tagged in the photo you posted) who looks just like him is probably his son.

Just a wild notion

Has the Cal Klein passed the torch?

^^And that the other guy, @lzelnick (Lucas Zelnick, if you click through) is his other son.

Though if it makes you feel happy to think of them as his rent boys, knock yourself out.

R34 Ah actually didn't notice the tags. I don't use IG much lol

I was gonna say, those could be his family.

He looks stunning for 61. Amazing. Naturally, he's had all the laser resurfacing, fillers, and top trainers that money can buy, but still....good work.

That nose looks storebought too

In R31 pic he does look way younger than 61

So here's the thing, and then I'll drop this-- I work out like a fiend, crossfit/running/cycling--granted I am a good 15 years younger than him.

But it's sort of a thing among the people I know in that world, that the single douche-iest thing you can do is talk about it in public, especially to people who are not part of that world.

Like if I hit a certain milestone I might text a photo to a few friends who I know would care because they're part of that scene too. But it would be strange AF to post it on my IG or FB and brag about how I'm keeping up with 24 year olds and you'd quickly become "That Guy" who posts every minor achievement and lots of shirtless photos to Instagram.

OTOH, if I was 61 and looked like that, I might have a different take on it.

I'll wait for Grindr pics to leak before I pass any judgment.

He looks great... so much better than big bodybuilders around his age.

Rather delicious looking!

Bad nose job.

I have to wonder how much his gums have receded.

You fat bitches would kill to look like him at 61.

He needs hair transplants in his eyebrows.

He's better looking than either of his sons. And they aren't ugly!

I'm 27 and I'd kill to look like him now

These are the types of married dads you'd sometimes find on Craigslist. What a shame.

You know this guy was probably a big nerd for most of his life without getting much attention. Of course he's going to show off now that he can.

Hons, he's better than all of us combined, and he'd like you all to just accept that here and now.

He seems exactly like a younger version of . . . Leslie Moonves.

But judging by his IG and YT, he's SO self-involved, perhaps he hasn't time to sexually harass his employees. So . . . good, I guess?

Oh please, as if any of you queens are actually put off by his vanity. What, you don't want him throwing out shirtless pictures everywhere? Cuz I sure as hell do

So is his sidepiece a man or a woman, because he doesn't look like that at 61 for that homely frau wife.

R57, his hairpiece is his sidepiece. The guy is totally in love with himself.

[quote]Any DLers want to comment on the hair?

What R10 said. Another hot guy with a bad hairpiece.

Yeah, he is definitely cheating on her r57. Not a doubt in my mind about that.

[quote]That nose looks storebought too

Well, duh. His name is Strauss Zelnick and he's obviously vain as hell.. He only has to be from Great Neck to make it a trifecta.

He goes to the gym with his younger employees.

Mitt Romney is much hotter and less vain.

Yeah , he's not going all out like this , only to hand it all off the to house frau to enjoy. Somebody else is sampling the wares, M or F!

Mitt Romney less vain? Maybe.

Hotter? No

He is less hot in the video and the hairpiece is much more noticeable.

Yeah Mitt Romney is definitely not hotter, though he is also a full decade older than this guy.

Needs a little chest hair

Put Mitt's head on Zelnick's body plus a little chest hair, and it's the perfect hot daddy!

Put a brain in r69's head, and the potential for thought and taste returns.

R70, we don't all drool over Mike Pence like you do.

Mike Pence, r71? Further proof you don't have a thought in your head.

We're talking about older men. So tell us, oh keeper of the "Hot, older men" gate. Who is your choice, R72, ya cunt?

Sorry, r73. I don't keep [italic]anything[/italic] that might conceivably contain Mitt Romney or Mike Pence. Poor, taste-impaired you, finding them viable, mention-worthy.

Eh. Mitt is a handsome guy. Even if he is flabby. I might even prefer Strauss face wise though.

Why do they keep the side of the head like that in r62's pic? Shaved and a different color? It makes the piece that much more apparent.

Hot bro

Articulate, as usual, r77.

Daddy will take you boating!

The hairpiece didn't look so bad in the face shots, but when you see his side profile, it's much more noticeable.

He also has that weird thing where when a rug is woven in, and/or a partial implant is growing on his head, it looks like pube hair.

I quite like the gray in his beard

He has a very 1980s nosejob.

His daughter seems to have his old nose

R74? We're just talking about looks here. I've seen a lot of so-called liberals claim they find Pence attractive. Not me, I think he looks like a burn victim with a skin graft.

I happen to think Mitt Romney is an attractive, older man and being a typical DL cunt, you reacted as I expect a DLer to react, but all i asked was for you to share a silver God that you find attractive since you're being very "piss and vinegar" to any other suggestions.

I don't have any "silver gods," r84. That's your thing.

messy bus

messy bms , not bus

They sycophantic comments in his IG posts like the one at R79 are mindboggling.

I shudder to think about his exercise regimen. To have that body at 61 he has to exercise, or engage in vigorous physical activity, for several hours each day. And his diet must be brutal.

He likely takes some form of HGH and/or T

I don't think it's that weird r88. He's hot, successful, and made his money with a video game company.

That's is pretty much every nerd's dream. He's an idol to them

True that R89

I had 8-pack abs for about as many months when I was 28. It meant eating an incredibly strict diet and being very conscious of what and how much I was eating every single day. I was not much of a dinner companion--I would actually avoid restaurants because I never knew what was in the food--and limit my bar consumption to club soda with lemon.

Instagram wasn't around then and yes it felt great when I'd take my shirt off but eventually it just got boring and made me boring.

And R91, what's weird is that most of them seem to actually know him--not random stans.

[quote] Not me, I think he looks like a burn victim with a skin graft.

Yes! You've put it into words.

Thank you

R92 people as vain as he is usually do seek sycophants out to befriend them and have a constant stream of adoration.

I think that fits in with him meeting with his employees during gym workouts. He wants them to comment on how fit he is and he needs that everyday.

Those are all very valid points R94

Cannot imagine being 25 and having to work out with my much older boss, a process that I'm assuming means that they are changing and showering together too.

I remember one company I worked for had a good corporate rate for the gym next door to our office. But it was way too strange to run into people from work there and then to see them in the locker room, even if they had a towel around them. Just didn't need to know what they looked like without clothes on.

[quote]I don't have any "silver gods," [R84]. That's your thing.

Then WTF are you even on this thread, fool? Go back to the Timothy Chalet thread or whatever the fuck that 16 yo hairless chicken's name is that you grown men obsess over.

He looks a little closer to his age here. He invested a fortune in cosmetic surgery, and it turned out well for photos. I bet he looks mutilated in person.

The pic at r11 definitely looks like a hairpiece...

MeToo crackdown in 3...2...1...

[quote] MeToo crackdown in 3...2...1...

If there are any harassees, they are not women.

R100 Married with children, “ageless,” vain male entertainment publicist who shows off his surgically altered body on social media...the flow chart has diverted unexpectedly away from gay and over to sociopathic narcissist.

That's the body you develop for Grindr, not to attract UES/Hamptons socialites.

Here he is brave enough to show his face after the Restylane under his eyes gets absorbed.

This caption just says “Cooper.” Is it his son, or are we supposed to recognize the single-named phenom from Sean Cody?

I mean, the house had decent bones to begin with, if you get my drift. He wasn't an ugly man.

He's had some good work done, but some of the face stuff looks much better than the dire hairpiece.

I agree R105. Good bone structure. No particularly strange features. I'd call him basically attractive in some of the older pictures.

But that body is delicious

Oh, a gazillionaire, sexagenarian media exec with 8% body fat? He sounds relateable.

R107 he doesn't want to be relatable. He wants to be idolized

He could use some more Restylane along the lateral orbital rim.

He has a wicked hot bod; I am both attracted to it and jealous of it!

R82, you took the words right out of my mouth. You can always tell by the "triangular-ness" of the nostrils.

Could you give a hairpiece a haircut? His could use one.

He needs a hairpiece with thinner hair and more grey in it. It contrasts too much with his sides and his eyebrows.

He's too afraid of looking his age. He doesn't realize some grey would actually make him more attractive than he already is

He looks incredible in the picture at R31.

Dick pic or delete this thread

So, is it mostly fillers?

Smells like a nursing home I expect.

I'm 61 & have less grey hair. And it's my own (uncolored) hair.

Surely one of you bitches has tricked with him

wow, really good looking guy

His short Instagram timeline makes me sad. It began with photos of his children and landscapes and now the camera shows he is lusting obsessively over himself. It’s creepy, and a good representation of the values of the United States over the past six decades.

That photo at [r11] reveals he went in and asked the plastic surgeon for the Shari Lewis in his youth. And his abs reveal some none-too-elegant liposuction.

I met an actress from a primetime 80s soap several times in the 90s and while she looked ageless and stunning in photos, it was a whole different sort of stunning in person. She looked like a sort of human Ms. Potato Head: her nose was normal looking in photos, and in person it looked like some oddly shaped piece of flesh had been bolted onto her face. She had so much makeup on that it felt like I was talking to someone wearing a mask with a clown nose, and it was just so fucking unnerving. And it made me sad because she seemed really smart and kind and all I could think the whole time was that she must be so painfully insecure to have mutlilated herself like that. And that was pre-Botox and fillers! I bet she looks like an accident victim by now.

Any idea what this guy looks like in person under daylight conditions?

LOL no it's not lipo. Anyone who goes to the gym 7 days a week and maintains a decent diet will look like that. Most people at his age just don't have time and energy. Also testosterone is lower which makes it harder.

But my great uncle is older than he is and looks almost as good. He runs 10ks and still lifts

I virtually guarantee that this guy, like all those of means in LA who chase eternal youth and immortality, has had copious cosmetic surgeries and nonsurgical interventions, and also gets treatments such as HGH and testosterone injections, thermal and chemical fat melting, facial hyarlaunic acid fillers, etc. People’s bodies age naturally, not only on the outside but at the cellular level, due to hormonal changes and a preset expiration date. No one in his 60s has musculature like that unless it is implanted or else hormonally induced. It’s not physiologically possible for a 60 year old man, all natural, to simply pump iron and be built like a 25 year old.

Jewish zaddy.

Of course he is on HGH. No question.

100% homosexual!

Hot sex with bro-type underlings post-workout?

Go to a gym at 10 AM after the younger morning crowd leaves and you will see one or two guys that look like him. It's rare but achievable

I love the people sitting in front of computers for 10 hours a day next to a tin of cookies saying all over datalounge that exercise won't build muscles, only steroids will

I think you'd be surprised how many rich older guys are like this now, especially the former nerds who get a little taste of the benefits of working out. Not to mention the obsession with youth.

r130, I agree to an extent. But if you maintain that he doesn't have "help" then you are naïve.

R132 I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn he was on HGH. It's the people saying he must be on lipo and getting chemical fat melting I find completely ridiculous.

I'll be saving all the pics here to jerk off to lol.

I saw the first picture and thought, "Wow! Hot!" Then I started reading more about him and realized he's a completely narcissistic, aging douche bro. Hard pass.

R135 Impossible to work out as much as he does without vanity as the primary driving force. He is WELL past the point of getting general health benefits like lower risk of heart attack or cancer

Jewish nerd turned stud. My fantasy. My loins are warm, itchy, aching...

It would actually be a shame if he wasn't fucking someone younger.

I would never work out with him if he was my boss.

Both because it's a weird practice he should stop and because I'd be worried about popping a boner

What ARE loins anyway, R137?

I find it unusual that someone running a very large business is so openly narcissistic. I’ve worked for some very successful CEOs/Presidents/Board Chairs.

Some of them were weird, but none of them even went near social media. And to then have countless Men’s Health style pictures is just surreal.

What do the board of directors think of this guy? And no, DL, they don’t want to blow him. I’d mark him as a corporate liability for several reasons.

Questionable anal hygiene

Jewish = fat cock

Have his nudes leaked?

As fastidious as he is about all other aspects of his appearance, surely his b-hole is spotlessly clean and seductively scented.

He doesn't appear to have had a facelift or tremendous botox, so he definitely uses HGH.

Plastic surgery, hair dye and a ton of lip.

HGH isn't necessary if you've maintained a strict and consistent diet/exercise regime for more than 50 years, which the photos prove he has. He hasn't gone overboard one way or the other in those years.

Money gives the luxury of time and help, in the food, exercise and cosmetic areas.

WRONG R141. Those queens on the CBS board absolutely want to blow him (and likely have)

Perfect sugar daddy material.

Not really R150. He won't feel obligated to buy you things because he could easily get free sex on grindr. Sugar daddies need to be ugly with low self esteem

Umm so we know what this is now.

Ooh, I'll take the tall one in red shorts on the right.

I'll take one of each

He's a grown ass man, he should be embarrassed making those 20 something bros workout with him. Plenty of men his own age hike and do other physical activities

He's the type of person who can't spend a moment by himself.

Why does his fitness club only consist of younger men? Where are the men his age?

I can hear the waka-waka porn music at R152.

God forbid anyone thinks this man is actually trying to help people stay healthy and fit. LMAO.

Yes R159 I'm sure those already ripped younger guys really need his help and guidance to stay in shape

There are clearly women in that video.

Way too veiny.

Youthful and Hungry:

WURK it!

With some starlet:

So much Hateorade on this thread!

You Jealous Bitches are just trying to excuse your own, lazy behavior and cottage cheese.

He says age is just a number and not important yet goes out of his way to only spend time with MUCH younger men.

I think the photo at R165 is a compelling counterargument to the "he has a nose job" crew

Here's a pic of him from 11 years ago. He's definitely since been getting Restylane to take care of the eyebags.

That rhinoplasty looks DIY.

I love his tiny, yet perky nips

I can’t believe some of you think he is “all natural.” He’s rich and vain. All sorts of interventions are a given.

R172 He does 9 workouts a week. It's like some of you actually believe exercise has no effect whatsoever

Hormone supplements is the only way to do that at 60, and/or surgery.

R174 says it's only possible with hormone therapy and surgery and then posts an article saying its possible with exercise and diet.

I don't even know how to respond

For a rich guy, he needs a much better wig.

R174, I'm living proof that at 60 (or even older) you can be lean and cut without surgery and/or hormone supplements. In my case, it's a result of years (decades) of work and discipline. And no drugs or alcohol.

How many years younger do people always tell you that you look R177?

Are we talking about how to keep a body at that age or how to look younger at that age?

R179, we're talking about what kind of wig to buy.

Thank you for clearing that up

Who CARES how he's doing it? He looks absolutely fine as fuck...at 61! I would use all the resources I could as well to get my body like that (time, $$, HGH, fillers, whatever).

Beyond the hair (which is acceptable), I get stuck on the nose. It looks terrible and is so "dated." Whomever wrote something about the "Shari Lewis Special" upthread had me cracking up!

I wouldn't marry him, but I'd sure let him fuck me (if he'd have me!).

Honestly I hope I'm not putting that much effort into my appearance at 61.

Dollars to donuts he dies on the operating table during a minor cosmetic procedure.

But his corpse will look fabulous, darlings! He'll be the sexiest 80 year old at the morgue. All the necrophiliacs will want him! All the dead bodies will want to be him!

R178, I get the deserved cynicism, but in my very rare case it is true, I look far younger than my actual age. I couldn't pass for someone in his thirties, but mid-40s?! Easily.

[quote]God forbid anyone thinks this man is actually trying to help people stay healthy and fit. LMAO.

Truly a Zaddy Theresa for our time.

At least he looks better than Calvin

Only a very select few know his secret.

He has a portrait in his basement he doesn't want you to see.

Is strauss a homosexual?

If she is taking steroids,,,,e.g., HGH, testosterone, she will get cancer one day

Clearly he is gay as a goose, that workout club is a sex club.

He is in great shape. Good for him. He’s wealthy. Lucky him. Looks like he has his life down.

So why be so desperate for attention ? Have some dignity. Don’t behave as if you aged out of a boyband. Humility is sexy. Subtlety is your friend. Show offs are dick wilters.

r194, that is our culture now. Showing off on social media.

Who has bought his book?

I wanti to slurp and slobber all over that huge daddy dick!

I hope you are under 30 r197. Or he would never been seen in public with an old man like you

I can only imagine what his aging "secrets" are. I am sure plastic surgery and T/HGH are not mentioned.

Death will come as a total, inexplicable shock to him.

He reminds of P90X creator Tony Horton who is a similar age and also looks 20 years younger but in a creepy way. Both guys look good at first glance but when you keep looking you get an eerie feeling that if you sneezed on them they might fall apart and suddenly look 80.

Everything is held together with rubber bands, pipe cleaners, and Elmar's glue.

[quote] Everything is held together with rubber bands, pipe cleaners, and Elmar's glue.

And a 20-something cock up his ass.

He's 61 he has another 3 years to enjoy looking like that then gravity will take it's toll.

Good for him for staying in shape- the hair piece and nose job- not so much.

Can you predict Powerball numbers too R204?

You can tell what the nose looked like before - all the kids have the width. Looks like he just got it narrowed.

He's a butterhair.

[QUOTE]He's 61 he has another 3 years to enjoy looking like that then gravity will take it's toll.

You probably would’ve said the same thing about him in 2015.

Gravity won’t take much of a toll if you never gave it much to hold onto.

Yeah, it helps to stay lean but not get too bulky. I think that's a big factor in why his body looks so good.

Does he give or receive in the gym sauna?

Bump for no other reason than I want to fantasize about Zelnick's bod

r212 = posting from the nursing home

R211 he is total bottom.

Very impressive. I imagine he's exhausting to be around. I think he even alluded to his wife's exasperation with his fitness obsession in one of the profiles posted upthread. But, still, hat's off to him, he does look fantastic for his age..... an understatement, really.

Yes, Harry Zelnick is aging well. I mean "Strauss"

Hot, good looking, rich, successful and older. Of course this site is going to hate him.

He's also a narcissist and far more obsessed with his age than anyone

I would find him much hotter if he just embraced his age

He doesn't necessarily look "young" in candid pics.

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Shoot, I hope to look that good when I’m 60!

This thread is useless without stories of this man going up ianother man's bum.

[quote] This thread is useless without stories of this man going up ianother man's bum.

Hate to break it to you, but it would be the other way round.

Strauss blocked Moonves from getting a penny of severance! He's pro #MeToo

AAAAARGH!!!

Is he related to the dead movie producer David O. Zelnick?

R185 I would have taken you for 39.

That is a pic of a narcissistic asshole douchenozzle. I can see it coming right through the computer screen.

I think if you look like that at 61, you get to be narcissistic

Strauss is still a hot daddy

Great bod but the toupee has got to go.

Embarrassed that we went to the same school for undergrad.

Hot Princess Tiny Meat Daddy!

Pluses:

1) An incredible body, no matter how he got it. 2) Beautiful creamy clear skin. No moles. He really slathers on the sunblock. 3) I don't care for guys who juice, but to his credit he has not opted to look like a bloated plastic action figure.

Minuses: 1) Wig 2) Horrible tinynip. 3) He looks like the waxes.

He doesn't look nearly as good in non-posed pix. He's clearly had some plastic surgery and likely botox from the look of it.

Also, as chairman of Take Two, he's done some, how shall we say, crappy things to the gaming industry.

Strauss doesn't have any "minuses". He's sucessful and gorgeous.

[quote] but all i asked was for you to share a silver God that you find attractive

Mary!

R237, the nose job though...

That pompadour!

WTF?!

R188, NOW a warning???...

Another plus: No skanky tattoos.

He has VERY skinny legs. Bird legs.

Elderhomosexual

He speaks about his age far more than everyone around him. He is utterly obsessed with his own mortality. Its kind of sad

Strauss has begun working out with men his own age!

Yikes! Strauss’ legs are disturbingly thin.

Damn

R247 those are old man legs

I've read about this guy. In addition to an entire book humblebragging about how he works out with lots of 20somethings, he talks about how he makes the people he works with come to the gym to work out rather than have a traditional meeting or even, IIRC, to do an interview.

Because that's not awkward or uncomfortable AF ("Should I pretend not to be able to lift as much as him? Or does he like it better if you can lift more?")

From his IG to his book, the whole shtick pretty much screams "I was an unathletic loser for most of my life and I'm making up for it now!!"

He's Jewish. Some of you will hate him simply for that.

Those chicken stick legs are revolting ! I thought him very hot until I saw those things . Instant dick wilter for me.

He replied to someone's criticizing his legs in the above IG photo.

bapfelbaum:Skinny legs. Get on that! strausszelnick: @bapfelbaum working on it!!!