Frankie Grande trying to make Throuple happen

Because it’s so daring.

[quote] “[We’ve been dating for] almost three months

Almost three months? This isn't a throuple yet, it is just a fling.

Is his little Amazon shopping network thing still happening or did that get canceled?

I hate him.

His quote : "“[We’ve been dating for] almost three months, but in the gay world, it’s like five years.”

A doctor AND a lawyer!

Mazel tov!

[quote]Fankie

Retard cunt

That picture is fantastic! Murial should duct-tape some code together to make painted Frankie what all of our cursors look like while on the site. Why on earth is US Weekly doing a story on him? lol

This is why they hate us.

They’re both really hot. Frankie did well for himself.

US Weekly is covering it because he is famous. Not only do the millions of Big Brother fans care, but every gay man in America is aware of Frankie.

Zach Rance must be rending his garments somewhere.

Every throuple I've known has ended in disaster.

R3 Cancelled. A LONG time ago, lol.

He's dated a pornstar, now he's in a 'throuple'. What will be the next gay cliche he'll try on next. How does he pull these guys anyway? I mean, the pornstar is a water seeks its own level sort of thing, but a doctor and a lawyer? Are they really big Ariana Grande fans? I mean, they're both decent looking so presumably they could do so much better and it can't be about money.

Two tops looking for a nelly, nasty bottom? Jackpot for Grande.

So his next step is to throuple with someone more famous -- like Tommy and Gio, Jaymes and Jonathan, or Neil and David.

No one puts their dick in Frankie without getting something in exchange. He's just that repulsive.

yum-ooooooooooooo

He looks like a gay Avatar character in OPs photo.

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What do they see in him?

R19 I think at least one of those guys is Data Lounge's "How often Should I use Meth? " poster.

[quote]What do they see in him?

Fame. And access to a person adjacent to Ariana.

It's not that hard.

He's a slutty cunt.

I really don't see this catching on and taking off. Love his face paint though.

Holy shit those guys are hot, no way would this ugly troll doll get hot cock like this if his sister wasn't midget cocke whore stick figure grande.

He has pretty eyes

He's the answer to, "What if Gollum got a makeover?"

What kind of professionals take pics like that? Not to mention publicized throuple affair? Such trashy

It's Le Trashe, r28!

More pics of the hot couple, please (and a blue dot or something to put over Grande)

Hmm apparently they dated Gus Kenworthy too. They're an Insta-couple. They probably know Gio and What's her name.

I was already following the couple on Instagram under my "Instawhore" account. Apparently hubby is a doctah of internal medicine (recently), not sure if Shorty McAbs is one too but there were some references to "Jewish doctor" so, probably. They spend a lot of time shirtless. Hubby's beard is a recent addition.

Very nice:

This used to be called a “poly” relationship. It didn’t need to be renamed.

No. Just no.

this will end in tears

I honestly don't know which is worse, him or his doughnut and Davidson licking sister.

I didn’t realize he was 35. Isn’t he getting a little mature for all the glitter and face paint?

All Frankie headlines should begin with "rapidly aging queen" from now on

R19 Ugh. Couldn't be around him for 5 minutes.

[quote]What do they see in him?

Endless supply of free cocaine.

[quote]Frankie Grande trying to make Throuple happen

And some troll on DL keeps trying to make Frankie Grande happen.

He will announce soon he has renounced the Ways of Gay and has embraced the Ways of Lesbianism. He will attempt to grow a vagina, but the serum will misfire and he will end up with two neck vaginas, one on each side. He will rebrand himself Frankie and the Cunts, and will sell a line of successful douches fragranced with the scent of poppers.

Been there, done that in the 70s and early 80s. People frequently get hurt. Eventually, the third wheel gets tedious. It is just a longer term 3 way.

Is Frankie's dick "grande?"

Speaking of Insta Whore couples, whatever happened to Kit Williamson and his partner? Thirstier fame whores you'd be hard pressed to find.

They got married this spring and already dating this talentless troll? I'd be asking for the wedding gifts back.

*covers his mouth to keep the vomit in*

Retard Fankie at R10 is so fucking wrong on so many levels with that post.

Cunt off, retard Fankie.

R33: no, just . . . No.

R45 no, it's diminuto.

Why isn't he dead?

R54 there was an attempt made in his life a few years ago. That was the real motivation of the Manchester Bomber, he was trying to rid the world of Frankie Grande.

I meant on his life, not in

"Honey, our Danny called today. He said he and Mike are now sharing their marriage with Ariana Grande's brother. I'm so proud of them!"

Maybe with him being part of a triad he’ll finally learn how to count to three.

I feel so sorry for Ariana. How is she going to feel when Frankie starts double fisting dicks at the Thanksgiving table?

Maybe she'll have a new junkie bf by then.

I feel like the doctor is not as happy as the lawyer in this threesome. This will end in tears.

R60, I thought exactly the same. It also can't be good for his career.

The “doctor” is a medical intern and posts about the happy throupleship on Instagram all the time. It looks like he lives in the Waldorf Astoria. If that’s true, I’m not sure why he is training in medicine.

Trust fund kids

Look at Frankie’s posts and his comments. That alone would tell you that this threesome is not equal.

The good doctor didn’t seem happy last night when they were all with Ariana and grandma. The lawyer seems to be too excited to be there.

R10, shut your fucking mouth. Not all gay men are obsessed with pop culture or Us magazine. Stupid twat.

R59

Whua?

So do we think Frankie is a temporary distraction or will the lawyer leave the doctor for Madame Grande?

Guh-ASP!!! He's single again, ladies!!!

So sad! If this wonderful throuple can't make it work, what hope is there left for love in this crazy world?

Frankie darling throuples are so very 2010. Quadrouples are the new thing. Oh and you need to include a transgendered man( a manny) in that mix or you are utterly irrelevant.

Frankie looks like the type who needs a huge musclebear, but he keeps going for these twunks.

I still don't understand this pic

a weird filter or are all 3 this skinny?

Slime.

Not a single tattoo! Classy slime.

they are paid to do this. that's how it works.

R74 He doesn't look bad for a 60 y/o. Needs to lay off the tanning at his age.

Bitch got dumped

I'm surprised they didn't murder him.

a year or two ago every gay z lister was in a throuple. are there ANY celebrities still in one? just Dan Savage?

Are throuples no longer the future?

R82 I dunno. I think it was popular for a season for all the queer folk who felt too assimilated with the legalization of marriage equality. then it stopped being shocking and people got bored with it

Me neither, r73 but I'm so tempted to post that picture in the "celebrities with no sex appeal thread."

Is it possible to have negative sex appeal? Like his presence makes the other guys less hot.

You bitches got me with the "how did he land such hot men!?" posts. Those dudes were sevens at best. Oh well, now we have to do our best to move on. #sad

You're drunk, r86. If you remove Frankie both of those guys are at least 8s when you consider their bodies, if a bit elfin. The doctor/lawyer thing is a bonus.

Nope, dont see it r87. That pic at your post makes them look worse. But I guess we all find different folks attractive. One man's 10 is another man's five.

For example, Frankie is a -2, but to some people his "fame" makes him a 10.

Dr. Mike is handsome, although he needs to do something about that glassy-eyed stare.

Face ok in this pic but body on point

It's difficult to find a photo where his husband isn't making a stupid face (husband on left). Dr. Mike loves to change his hair a lot for some reason. He looks best with a light beard and short red hair (not shaved on the side)

So according to the gram, their one year anniversary was 2 weeks ago. So they added a 3rd, and a gross one at that, within a few months of getting married. Good luck, bitches.

Meh, to each his own.

How did he get the handle of Dr. Mike? Isn't there already a social media Dr. Mike? He's on YouTube, appears on Inside Edition, and even guest hosts The Doctors tv show. He was given the name "hot doctor" a couple of years ago.

His handle's actually "mikepophis", he just has his name as "Dr. Mike"

Oh never mind, here's the other Dr. Mike. Mikhail "Mike" Varshavski. He goes by realdoctormike on Twitter and doctor.mike on IG.

Now this guy can get it 😍

Too bad that Dr. Mike is straight.

Yeah the Dr. Mike and the other queeny guy above are twink hot, real dr. mike is man-hot. I think I'm attracted to Dr. Mike and his queen husband more on a "cute/" level, whereas the guy above would be husband material.

They used him to get more Instagram followers

I wanna beat Frankie's ass while I call him a faggot and I am gay and not even that masc. I just can't stand him, he is so fucking awful and annoying

7 seems right to me. Many older folks don't remember how the scaled applied when they were THAT AGE.

Sorry but they all look like silly helium-voiced disney princesses.

Frankie got his lips plumped after the breakup:

r101 you're forgetting to factor in the doctor/lawyer bonus. That immediately bumps the attractiveness up 1, maybe 2 points.

Here's the math. It's all very scientifical!

Decen/cute face and body + 5

Visible Abs and arm veins +1

Youth +1

Doctor, lawyer, congressperson, or diplomat +1

That gives us 8 minimum, and I'd wager that Doctor can go as high as +2.

If you were 24 and in MED school, your criteria and eye would adjust and not many young men there would be considered 8s.

I think its fine to consider them 10s! Especially if you are old! I am old and all young people look gorgeous to me.

How many points do they lose for repeatedly fucking Frankie?

Well, of course, if they are a fellow doctor, the attractiveness factor for career wouldn't apply, and they would drop to 7s. It's all maths!

r106 I think it depends on if Frankie is in proximity to them and how much time has passed. Presumably after 6 months of Frankie's absence, they'd have enough time to have whatever STDs he spread around to them to be cured, and they'd have had enough showers and eaten enough foods that any proteins left from his splooge would have worked its way out of their systems completely. Six months, I'd say.

With Frankie next to them I'd apply a -3 penalty, maybe -4.