Let's be the Movie Saturday Night Fever

I’m Tony’s hair. He spent an hour on me, and then his old man hits me. He hits me.

I'm he ugly stripper.

I'm Tony's black briefs.

I’m the tight black briefs worn by Tony.

I'm the stellar ass.

I'm the fabulous track "You Should Be Dancing" which John Travolta practiced his dance moves on, but wasn't supposed to be in the movie, until John insisted it be.

I’m Fran Drescher.

I’m Al Pacino.

ATTICA!

I'm that polyester look. The DJ loves me.

I’m the PG version my mom took me to.

I'm the future star of TV's "Angie. I'm a DL fave.

I am Bobby's shoes...

Im Tonys closet csse brother, who ran shrieking from the priesthood.

I am Tony's brother but I am old enough to be his father.

I was going to be Tony's black briefs but two posters took them already. Oh well. Are those briefs in a film history museum somewhere? They should be.

I wonder how John would look these days in those briefs.

I'm Tony's dinner sheet.

I’m Stephanie’s window.

I'm the Verazzano Narrows Bridge, underneath which Brooklyn school children will gather to sing "How Deep Is Your Love?" for a generation.

I am Barry Gibbs' chest!

Does Barry Gibb (or his chest) have a cameo in the movie?

I’m the mega cool dance floor at 2001.

I am Disco , I was forever ruined by this movie when straight white people co-opted me from my gay and black roots

The BeeGees called Travolta "John Revolting". They were very clever lads.

I'm Jessica Lange, still upset that King Kong prevented me from playing Stephanie.

I'm the white suit that got loaned out to Robert Hays.

I'm the white suite that was bought by Gene Siskel.

I am Tony's closeted gay friend who fell off the Verazzano Bridge.

I’m the cheeseburger with coffee, while Stephanie orders tea with lemon.

I'm that guy from the Polaroid commercials.

I am Tony's dick and tight ball sack. How many of you would have licked the sweat off of me if you could have?

Ooooh, let me Tony. I want to do it Tony!

"If I'm so bad in bed, why do they always send me flowers in morning?"

"I dunno, maybe they thought you was dead."

"Fell," r28?

I’m the two slices of pizza Tony deep throats in the film’s opening.

Im the 97% of the actors in this movie, who were never heard from again.

I'm Barry Miller, who went from being the most annoying character in the movie to being the most annoying character in "Fame"

I’m the gay club that 2001 became.

I'm the chick at r32 who looks like Tim Curry.

I am the acoustics at 2001 that somehow allow Tony and his friends to have conversations at normal voice levels.

I'm 47-year-old actress Julie Bovasso.

I’m the 1978 Best Actor Oscar - guess who I didn’t “go to”?