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Happy Halloween, You Piece of Trash!

Who wants scoliosis candy bars?

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by Anonymousreply 27November 1, 2020 4:05 AM

Punny Halloween!

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by Anonymousreply 1October 31, 2018 8:04 PM

A guy walks into a bar...

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by Anonymousreply 2October 31, 2018 8:06 PM

Ice, ice, ...

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by Anonymousreply 3October 31, 2018 8:07 PM

Now we must insert Halloween GROANS ...

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by Anonymousreply 4October 31, 2018 8:23 PM

Does anyone know the story of how Shaye St. John died?

by Anonymousreply 5October 31, 2018 9:23 PM

Eric Fournier died in 2010 from internal bleeding caused by alcoholism.

But tonight is the night she comes back!

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by Anonymousreply 6October 31, 2018 10:43 PM

Happy Halloween....you fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 7October 31, 2018 11:04 PM

I see Gwyneth Paltrow's luscious, little hands and feet are winning the poll handily.

by Anonymousreply 8November 1, 2018 12:06 AM

If only Shaye could stalk the Bipolar Copycat Thread Thief, who can't stand that anyone make a thread more popular than his own demented ramblings.

by Anonymousreply 9November 1, 2018 12:43 AM

No kiddies came Trick or Treating to my building tonight.

by Anonymousreply 10November 1, 2018 3:58 AM

Shaye's ghost was in the clouds this evening ... very spooky inversion where I'm at.

by Anonymousreply 11November 1, 2018 6:45 AM

[quote]No kiddies came Trick or Treating to my building tonight.

I lived in this building in the middle of Manhattan for over 16 years and not once did we get trick or treaters. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that 95% of the apartments were studios or 1-bedrooms.

by Anonymousreply 12November 1, 2018 10:47 AM

Don’t wander into Shaye’s alley tonight! The treats are covered in Goop ...

by Anonymousreply 13October 31, 2019 1:41 PM

It turns out Shaye St. John was NOT behind The Great Max Headroom Hack of '87.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 31, 2019 8:03 PM

I'm always sad when Halloween ends. Best American holiday of the whole year.

by Anonymousreply 15October 31, 2019 8:09 PM

R7 stole my line!

by Anonymousreply 16October 31, 2019 8:18 PM

GOOP is doing down in the poll!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 17October 31, 2019 9:18 PM

I wish Shaye were still alive.

by Anonymousreply 18November 1, 2019 2:30 AM

Razor blade apples have overcome GOOP, but the scoliosis candy bars still reign supreme!

Now what the fuck are they?

by Anonymousreply 19November 1, 2019 10:37 AM

Poisoned candy bars that give you scoliosis.

by Anonymousreply 20October 31, 2020 3:40 AM

Silver bullets. Don't come knocking at the wrong house, kids.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 31, 2020 3:49 AM

She's back from the dead for ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 22October 31, 2020 6:10 AM

I wonder which celebrities Shaye would be stalking in 2020.

Let's hope Taylor Swift.

by Anonymousreply 23October 31, 2020 5:44 PM

First scrumptious, little brats are hitting the pavement now!

by Anonymousreply 24November 1, 2020 12:02 AM

👻🎃👻🎃

by Anonymousreply 25November 1, 2020 2:32 AM

R17, GOOP is going down...on everyone.

by Anonymousreply 26November 1, 2020 3:24 AM

I actually had neighbors' kids trick-or-treat in my building for the first time EVER.

Some families moved in after they remodeled!

by Anonymousreply 27November 1, 2020 4:05 AM
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