***BREAKING***BREAKING*** Mueller accuses opponents of offering women money to make 'false claims' about him.

Another story at The Atlantic

Oh, they’re really getting desperate now!

Surely they could be charged on this alone? It is proof of a conspiracy.

Yup, but not by Mueller, R3. The investigation into these allegations will go to the FBI and to the Justice Department.

Oh, look--a man who says he's the victim of a conspiracy of false accusations actually WANTS law enforcement to investigate. How novel!

Just like Lindsey Graham openly said they would do. Start making up false claims about their political opponents.

It's hilarious. Jacob Wohl, perhaps the stupidest troll on Twitter, was previewing this yesterday and is obviously deeply involved. Back to the hoosegow for him. And shortly AFTER the story about the FBI investigation broke, Jack Burkman announced "(s)ome sad news," that he would be presenting the first of Mueller's "victims" to the press on November 1.

This is why Republicans are so quick to believe in conspiracy theories. They DO plan elaborate conspiracies.

Fake news!

Fascinating, and immediately two people directly above that I had blocked as trolls chime in.

People are surprised that a low-life, Queens thug has low-life cultists willing to sink this low?

Burkman does seem like a real piece of work. Probably not the guy you want spearheading this campaign. From the Atlantic article cited above:

[quote]Burkman, a conservative radio host, is known for spreading conspiracy theories. He launched his own private investigation into the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich, dangled uncorroborated claims of sexual harassment against a sitting member of Congress, and earlier this year offered $25,000 to FBI whistleblowers for any information exposing wrongdoing during the 2016 election.

[quote]It's hilarious. Jacob Wohl,

Oh, I recall this pimple-faced, Zionist little shit. Isn't his daddy some fraudster? God, what kind of a loser must one be to follow this loser?

What do the MAGA deplorables have to hide? Why go through this elaborate scheme if their Dear Leader is as innocent as they claim him to be? Hmmmm

It's not Mueller making this charge. It's the journalists who were approached by suspicious sources, and a woman who says she was offered money to make a false accusation against Mueller.

This has Roger Stone's stinky fingers all over it.

Mueller did not accuse anyone of anything.

He referred a suspected criminal action for FBI investigation.

R16, I assumed that r5 was referring to situations like Brett Kavanaugh or Donald Trump: people who are accused of things but do not want the FBI to investigate.

I love how Mueller just brushes it off and gets right back to work. He didn’t even flinch.

Enough is enough. These right-wing psychos need to be fucking sued for this conspiracy shit. They need to be hit in their pockets. We need more Avenetti-types willing to sue these fuckers. They keep getting away with spreading lies to their parasitic followers.

It worked with Alex Jones. That fucking pussy admitted lying when he accused Chobani of hiring Muslim refugees who were raping little kids in Iowa. That story spread like wildfire and is still believed. Jones had to pay up and admit he lied.

They need to be sued into financial ruin to keep them from doing this.

I hope that the investigative trail will lead to Trump and his minions. Wouldn’t it be nice if they were involved in this and it backfired on them?

[R19] Near the top of that list should be fox news owner Rupert Murdoch who is pumping out this poison into your society

The special counsel’s attention to this scheme—which was brought to the office by a woman claiming she herself had been offered money to make up sexual harassment claims against Mueller—and its decision to release a rare statement about it indicates the seriousness with which the office is taking the purported scheme to discredit Mueller in the middle of an ongoing investigation.

Woman who worked in Mueller's office in 1974 says a man “offered to pay off all of my credit card debt, plus bring me a check for $20,000 if I would do it. He knew exactly how much credit card debt I had, right down to the dollar, which sort of freaked me out.”

R21, I can't fucking believe I forgot that demon. You're so right.

Garrett M. Graff:

I wrote Robert Mueller's biography, spent more time studying his history than anyone, and dug for any dirt I could find. I've *NEVER* heard even a whisper of women problems around Mueller.

The New Yorker's Jane Mayer:

This started w/ a person claiming to be 'Lorraine' emailing that 'she' worked with Mueller at a law firm in 1974. The law firm she named, Pillsbury, says no Lorraine worked in its S.F. office with Mueller in the 1970's. That's a fact. The rest seems fishier than a tuna sandwich.

Yashar Ali:

13 days ago I received this tip alleging an attempt to pay off women to make up accusations of sexual misconduct against Special Counsel Bob Mueller. Other reporters received the same email. Now the Special Counsel's office is telling us they've referred the matter to the FBI.

Keep in mind this woman has been unreachable to every reporter I've spoken to. But we do know that Jack Burkman (Seth Rich conspiracy theorist) has been pushing this line about Mueller and what makes this newsworthy now is that Mueller has referred this to the FBI.

Jacob Wohl’s Twitter account is suspended. Is this related to the Mueller news?

Robert Mueller served this country his entire life. Trump is a draft dodging, racist thug from Queens who learned to scheme at his father's knee. Fuck every faux patriot DEPLORABLE. Scum of the earth - the lot of them

Oh c'mon. Just look at Mueller. His face looks like it was carved out of a block of integrity.

"Oh, look--a man who says he's the victim of a conspiracy of false accusations actually WANTS law enforcement to investigate. How novel!"

Never heard of such a thing!

Rick Wilson:

My operative theory is that this is soon-to-be indicted geriatric ratfucker Roger Stone and his alt-right bitch boys, wannabes, and clingers trying to shank Robert Mueller.

I had to Google the guy, because Mariah doesn’t know him, and this is what it says on his Wikipedia:

“Burkman heads the organization American Decency, a conservative organization that claims to have 3.62 million members, though this claim is unverified.”

AMERICAN DECENCY? Really?

[quote]Jacob Wohl’s Twitter account is suspended. Is this related to the Mueller news?

Disgraceful that it didn't happen a long time ago. He's a vile, racist, bigoted cockroach.

Yet again to quote Deep Throat all those years ago: these people aren't very bright. They live in a sordid twilight of pussy-grabbing, or wish they did - so project this helplessly. Let's hope prison proves a harsh late corrective.

R32, most of these right-wing groups are the anti-thesis of what they claim. It's like when they claim to be "Family Values" as they suck off an orange fat fuck who's been married three times, never went a day without lying or cheating or thieving.

Same with a lot of those thinktanks with "Middle East" in it, meanwhile, most of their members are not actually Middle Eastern and their ideology is full-on neocon.

antithesis*

Burkman is also the idiot douche who wanted Congress to enact legislation banning gay players from the NFL after Michael Sam was drafted.

How low on the totem pole and full of hate must you be to treat the bullshit of losers like Burkman and Wohl like gospel. You can't possibly be very bright or decent when those are your go-to sources.

[quote]Jacob Wohl’s Twitter account is suspended. Is this related to the Mueller news?

What? It hasn't been suspended

Ed Krassenstein has ALL the receipts!

Jacob, you in danger, gurl.

Jacob is a fine candidate for an Aryan brotherhood prison gangrape.

Jesus Christ, Wohl used more filters on that picture than Walters used vaseline on the camera lens.

[quote]Jacob is a fine candidate for an Aryan brotherhood prison gangrape.

Except he's of the Stephen Miller, Andrew Breitbart, Ben Shapiro, Laura Loomis, Jayden Frazer (Britain First) variety, The usual, Zionist, Ashkenazis who would've happily joined the Thrid Reich if (white) Jews were not targeted.

Third*

Correction: Jayda Fransen is the name of that Britain First cunt who isn't even of British heritage herself.

R39, when I checked, I got the message that the account was suspended. Not trying to spread fake news here, maybe I clicked on the wrong account?

On Nov. 6 our long national nightmare is over (Dims back in charge).

And the Gateway Pundit continues his reign as the dumbest "pundit" on the Internet, unquestioningly swallowing the most ridiculous bullshit. I'm not going to link to it, since I don't feel like giving him the clicks.

[quote]Special Counsel Robert Mueller was accused by a very credible witness today of rape at the St. Regis Hotel in New York City in 2010.

[quote]What we know: The woman is a “very credible witness.” Her story are corroborated. The incident happened in 2010 in New York City. The woman is a professional.

Apparently, they're going to have a "press conference" on Thursday. I wonder if anyone will attend? And will they be able to report on this without laughing?

Watch for Democrats to be accused of "hypocrisy" in this matter. It's one of their favorite tactics.

r43 Laura Loomer was suspended from Twitter. She must be on suicide watch.

Random snippets from the "documents." (typos are likely mine):

[quote]Mr. Mueller said that he was very lonely.

[quote]"the scent of alcohol on a man's breath still brings back horrible memories of this night."

[quote]He then told her "I work for the FBI," "I'm not the guy that you say no to."

[quote]She tried to push him off, but he used his forearm to press down her arms, making her resistance futile. She yelled affirmatively for him to "get off," but he quickly grabbed a handful of the down comforter that was on the bed, and jammed it over her mouth, muting her screams.

[quote]After undoing his belt and pulling down his pants, Mr. Mueller penetrated [xxx] and continued to aggressively do so for what [[italic]text has been blacked out[/italic]] added that Mr. Mueller was not wearing a condom and did not ask her if she was on birth control.

[quote]Following this agressive [sic] rape, Mr. Mueller lightly slapped [xxx], who was by this point crying, and warned her not to tell anyone what had taken place. He reminded her that he was "a very powerful law enforcement officer."

[quote]On or about September 15, 2018, [xxx] saw a news story about Russian Interference in the US Midterm Elections [capitalization in the original text], and saw a picture of who she now knows to be Robert Mueller. [xxx] says that upon seeing the recent picture of Mr. Mueller, she was sure that he was the same man who had brutally raped her at the St. Regis hotel in 2010.

Someone should notify James O'Keefe. I'm sure he'll jump right on this "story."

This is all so stupid I can't believe that James O'Keefe douche isn't involved.

LOL R51, great minds...

Weaponizing MeToo should be taken very seriously and people need to go down for perpetrating these falsehoods on an innocent man solely for their own nefarious agenda.

[quote]"the scent of alcohol on a man's breath still brings back horrible memories of this night."

Or as I know it, every Friday.

Her name is Lorraine Patterson,and the GOP operative who approached her to fabricate this is Bill Christensen. Patterson went right to the FBI......but dumb conservatives still are backing this story.I hope they all catch criminal charges..... I guess this was a last stunt by the GOP to take attention off their bastard president

Hilarious. Jacob's in a Wohl lot of trouble it would seem.

Wasn't metoo already weaponized on kavanaugh r54?

Random comments from the Gateway Pundit site. They're all pretty predictable and most are pretty vile. Needless to say that they're swallowing this whole and gloating because they really do think that this will stick it to the liberals and reveal their total "hypocrisy."

[quote]Time for Ubersturmbahnfurher Mueller to realize his Putsch is over!

[quote]This comment led to a really weird series of posts where they are arguing amongst themselves about WWII history.

[quote]Boy, if the Left were totally unhinged at the beginning of this day (and they are), they are going to be OFF THE CHAIN insane! Can you imagine what Don Lemon and Junior Cuomo are going to do with this on the news? Conspiracy! Brown Shirts! Corruption! But it's the ones on the street that worry me. Keep your head on a swivel, folks. Be aware of your surroundings. There's no telling what they'll do if their Mueller Muh Russia fantasy comes to an ignominious end...

[quote]Bulger died in prison today. Cause unknown. Related?

[quote]Bet Whitey was getting loose lips at 89. What are the odds his moll takes a fall here shortly?

[quote]Rapist Mueller Is Going To Jail. Congratulations Demonrat Traitors!!

[quote]Looking at Robert Mueller, I would have expected this to be a 8 year old boy, but I still believe her that it happened.

[quote]Anyone that follows Q threads, some of us believe Mueller is actually a white hat (Good guy) in stealth mode. I have a pretty open mind, and have seen alot of crazy stuff, that is crazier than any Hollywood movie. My personal belief is that THIS right here is leverage to be held over Mueller if he doesn't deliver Russian Collusion dirt. The left always, I mean always uses sex crime's for character assassination. Think abut it people. Why do the craziest things like rape accusations always happen right before mid-terms and elections. Just think about it,

[quote]Game, set, match! The real problem the Democrats have is there is NOBODY on their side clean enough to see anything through.

[quote]No surprise. Mueller raped the country as a "special prosecutor" so this is not a surprise.

[quote]This is insane. Maybe Trump knew all along about Rosenstein and Mueller. Caught them in the spider web

[quote]Im telling you guys...Trump has God on his side..There cant be this much good luck in the world...Its called Divine Intervention..God has always looked out for the USA..WW2 we were grossly unprepared, yet we won..This is just another example..God knows the dems are evil, and he is saving us and America!! I am not a religious person, but I cant deny this when its hitting us right in the face...Thank you God

Most of them are of the form, "HAHAHA!!! Suck it, Libtards!!!! All women must be believed!!!! MAGA!!!!"

That's hilarious, r50; which one of Jackie Collins' novels did they jack that from?

What do the true experts, Seth Abramson and Louise Mensch, have to say about this?

Loved that, R57. The end of that story is even better:

[quote]Wohl declined to comment on his involvement with Surefire Intelligence. However, his email is listed in the domain records for Surefire Intelligence’s website and calls to a number listed on the Surefire Intelligence website went to a voicemail message which provided another phone number, listed in public records as belonging to Wohl’s mother.

[quote][bold]Wohl stopped responding to NBC News after being told Surefire’s official phone number redirects to his mother’s voicemail.[/bold]

So this is going to completely blow up in their faces but, man, they are so convinced that Mueller is going down from this. Any bets on what they'll say once they realize this isn't going anywhere? Maybe something like, "The Deep State acted to protect Mueller!!!!"

Yeah Yrump really has god

The woman,a Republican went straight to the FBI...apparently the GOP operative had a british accent and that made her uneasy...ie Russia mess If god was working with the Tangerine turd wouldn't the woman have gone along with the scheme....collected her money and shut up.She didn't. ...yes alot of Republicans are now just as sick of That Pumpkin ,as Democrats are....so funny

Aww, look at R58 trying to play with the big kids.

[quote][R43] Laura Loomer was suspended from Twitter. She must be on suicide watch.

I'd like to watch. She's a an absolute shit.

-a

Hopefully most everyone will see that Trump (et. al) is the turd in the punchbowl. He "drained the swamp" to turn Washington into a stinking, fetid cesspit.

NEW: Another woman, @jentaub, was contacted on October 22 by a man claiming to work for Surefire Intelligence, who offered to pay her to discuss her "past encounters" with Mueller. (She's never met Mueller.) The Atlantic story has been updated:

Is it wrong to fantasize about Bob doing that to me, R50? Never mind.

[quote]NEW: Another woman, @jentaub, was contacted on October 22 by a man claiming to work for Surefire Intelligence, who offered to pay her to discuss her "past encounters" with Mueller. (She's never met Mueller.)

Amazing. Were they just picking random names out of the phone book? Beautiful to see this blow up in their faces.

And yeah, over at FreeRepublic, they're buying it hook, line and sinker.

Throw that pimple-faced Wohl weasel in prison. He was born to be a cancer. He needs to be jailed for this. Fucking scum.

Daily Beast: More! At least three supposed Surefire employees, including "station chiefs" in DC and Tel Aviv, use fake LinkedIn headshots. The two station chiefs' pics are actually of Israeli model Bar Rafaeli and Sigourney Weaver's husband.

R71 that's left me with a mental image of rows of deplorables fly catching as their heads swell and explode! It's a good one!

R70, I assume they targeted women who they thought were either big Trump supporters and/or desperately needed money. These guys are so stupid they couldn't even pull that off.

Surefire is using Jacob Wohl's mothers phone # Dummies so stupid,why use your mothers information for a company thats attempting to blackmail a Federal prosecutor.Conservatives aren't that bright....

Little Jacob had better start pre-lubing that ass.

I can't figure out what their end objective was - if it was to discredit Mueller, shirley they'd know that any investigation would quickly prove the stories were BS and all involved would be in a heap of trouble. Was it to discredit the media by publishing stories that would then turn out to be fake? Like the fake Roy Moore accuser who was caught out by the Washington Post. Is that the deal with this 'Lorraine' woman who contacted the media outlets to say she was offered money to accuse Mueller but now she can't be traced? The reporters were suspicious of her story so was the idea to hoodwink them so they would print a story that would then be discredited as there'd be nothing/no-one to back it up? It's probably 'me' but I really can't figure out what exactly they were hoping to achieve. Any ideas?

Damn!

[quote]At least three supposed Surefire employees, including "station chiefs" in DC and Tel Aviv, use fake LinkedIn headshots

No surprise. Breitbart and the beginning of the alt-right were born in Tel Aviv, too, and I don't give a shit if some of you shriek. You want to pretend the alt-right isn't chock-full of Zionists and that they're not one and the same. Bannon is one, too. It's no coincidence that Zionists like Maher and Remnick give Bannon a platform to spew his bullshit. As long as you carry the Likud's racist water, you're good. All of these slimeballs are Netanyahu's bitches. We're just not supposed to mention it:

AHAAAAHAAAHAA, r79! Thanks for that. May ALL the chickens come to roost for Cheetolini and his minions!

[quote]Aww, look at [R58] trying to play with the big kids.

I blocked R58 a long time ago. Good for me.

You can start with "pissing off liberals," r78. That seems to be the motivation of quite a few of them.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be too surprised to find that they think this is going to go the way the Kavanaugh hearings went and that Mueller will be badly damaged by the fake allegations.

These assholes think because they have thousands of morons following them on twitter that they can fuck with someone like Mueller in the real world. They overplayed their hand.

[quote]This 'Lorraine' woman

Jack Burkman getting some kick ass replies to his latest video.

I love you, r85.

This really does rise to O'Keefe level bumbling. The only difference this time is that the national press is not playing stupid. They've already turned the story around and are investigating the conspiracy to frame Mueller rather than pretending that the frameup has any chance of being real.

Wait! I have it! This is another false flag by Democrats to make Republicans look bad! That's it!

As someone said on twitter, these useless idiots tried to set up a former head of the FBI who prosecuted Gotti, Noriega and the Lockerbie bomber. I expect and hope that they are shitting themselves as it sinks in just how much trouble they might be in. Popehat (the lawyer guy) posted the below in response to one of Wohl's tweets:

This is my good deed to the richly undeserving, offered as I hope for grace when I don't deserve it:

Shut the fuck up, completely, immediately. Hire a lawyer. Keep shutting up. Don't delete anything. Don't talk to anyone. Obey your lawyer.

Assholes

[quote] shirley they'd know that

Don't call me Shirley!

Incredibly, Wohl is still running with the "Mueller is going down!" fake news; here's what he posted just 30 minutes ago -- the responses are priceless!

My favorite response so far:

If you look at how deplorables will lap this up (even as many go down for it) as though it is real is the point. These idiots know that their base is even more stupid, you see them on twitter like "gee, why does Mueller get away with raping women? Not fair!". All it takes with them is an accusation, no matter how easily disproven. Brainwashed and completely incapable of thought.

Oh, boy, looks like Mueller was doing jury duty in DC on the day of the alleged rape in NYC. Of course, Mueller would have an airtight alibi.

This shit is just fucking 24/7. Is this the future of America?

R90- It sounds like Wohl has already deleted emails so....too late for that advice.

Apparently someone tried to find Surefire's offices and it turned out to be a lawyer's office and the people there have never heard of Surefire. Fake offices, fake images ----just how stupid do you have to be to chose Sigourney Weaver's husband as one of your "operatives"???

It sounds like jail time could be in this kid's future.

This Twitter thread is a great takedown of "Surefire Intelligence." This has to be one of the clumsiest attempts of all time.

Someone needs to turn this into a screenplay.

There hasn't been a hilarious comedy in years.

What's even funnier are the comments on various right-wing sites where they haven't quite caught up to the fact that it's a total scam. They're just loving it that "libtards" have been pwned and that Mueller is going down and that this is going to shut down the investigation once and for all.

.....

Something tells me Jacob's IQ is very far from Mensa levels.

"Surefire Intelligence's "Deputy Director of Operations" is a minister from Michigan."

So, Wohl was just randomly picking up images from anywhere to use as Surefire employees??? This kid seems to be a few bulbs short in his chandelier.

Ari Melabr's ON IT!

MelbAr's

That's hysterical R100 - Christopher Waltz, an Israeli supermodel, a British photographer, a stock photo model and a minister from Michigan all used as photos of the company's employees. I was half expecting to see Janet Jackson. And on some other thread someone had posted that Wohl used a photo of himself, just darkened, as the CEO or something. Ever since I encountered that little shit on twitter I was hoping he would go down in some way or other but in this fucked-up world you think it's never gonna happen so this is superb on so many levels.

STOP DISSING MY BOSS Y'ALL

I'm surprised and, frankly, disappointed that he didn't find a place for Zohan in his intelligence company.

Really, r99! Who the hell wants to get on Ripley's bad side?

Working for Surefire Intelligence helps me utilize my results-oriented technological skills to their maximum potential!

Dare I ask who's in billing?

This is hilarious! How stupid are they?

Going by their other employees R113 it's probably Virginia Woolf, Ginny to her friends. And another 'catch' is that not only was Robert Mueller doing jury duty but the 19th floor of the St Regis, where the alleged rape took place, is where the gym in located. I'm not a fancy hotels kind of guy but someone here will be - do they normally locate the gym on the same floor as the suites?

We've got an accuser who will be coming forward in two years.

(Note the inevitable claim that "she was hacked.")

I'm Surefire's HR specialist. I solve problems you don't know you have in ways you can't understand!

Oh, it looks like this Wohl nut has a history of stupidity

At Surefire, we ROYALLY make sure that quality is our middle name!

As sloppy and dumb as this is, won't this kid be facing serious jail time? It doesn't seem very smart to try and pull this kind of scam on an experienced FBI director.

Or it is so insanely dumb, they'll feel sorry for him and just give him a slap on the wrist?

It's GINNY, BITCH @ r113~!

Well, he's white, so I think you can do the math, r120.

Mueller accuse ses opponent d'offrir de l'argent pour que des femmes fassent des 'accusations fausses' contre lui.

That's a whole lotta bitchfrau at R116. You just know she puts a padlock on her candy drawer.

I read the school board member’s remark as cunty snark. Too bad she just can’t own it.

Is this an actual important story or is it just third rate "journalists" shouting at each other on Twitter?

What if the nominee is a woman, r116?

Mueller so pissed he was dismissed from jury duty he went out a-rapin'.

I don't think she thought that far ahead, R127. From the sound of it, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Another good tweet on this:

[quote]Ministry of Tourism denies request for refugee status by US investor Jacob Wohl, on grounds that scorn and ridicule do not constitute political oppression.

Jacob Wohl makes Ed Whelan look like a cross between Columbo and Hercule Poirot.

I ❤️ the DPRK News Service

As R108 notes, the photo of the CEO of "Surefire Intelligence" is just a darkened photo of Jacob Wohl.

Wow.... This was so incredibly stupid that even the Gateway Pundit had to admit that they just might have been played. Given their known level of gullibility (off-the-charts levels of stupidity), that's a huge admission.

[quote]Earlier today we were given information on accusations against former FBI Director Robert Mueller.

[quote]We took the documents down and we are currently investigating these accusations.

[quote]There are also very serious allegations against Jacob Wohl. We are also looking into this.

[quote]There is still a press conference scheduled for Thursday at noon in Washington DC.

[quote]We plan on attending this press conference and will report an update at that time.

Daddy David is probably looking into which countries have a non-extradition treaty with the US before he buys a ticket for stupid little Jacob.

As expected, some of the commenters on Gateway Pundit are blaming "deep state":

[quote]No fan of Mueller at all here, but I'm not buying this. I don't believe any last minute accusers. Also, right before the mid terms? [bold]This looks like a bogus trap set up by the dems.[/bold] I'd stay as far away as possible from this side show, and focus on voting all MAGA!!

[quote]Ha ha ha, the Deep State has smelled his coming betrayal and they are trying to pull a Kavanaugh on him.

[quote]Looks like Gateway was contacted and intimidated by Mueller. There needs to be a special prosecutor investigating Muellers every action, going back 50yrs, and all those associated with him.

Most of the rest of the commenters there, by the way, are trying to save face by pretending that they knew all along that it was a fake but they were going to "play by Dims rules" and "believe everyone."

"Jacob Wohl trying to scam Robert Mueller is like the scene in the first 10 minutes of every Terminator film where a guy punches the robot and breaks his hand"

Those don’t sound like Americans. That place is infested with foreign instagators.

The mental contortions the deplorables have to do to keep the MAGA train going seem exhausting.

If nothing else, it will give Mueller a taste of what it feels like to be on the other side.

It's Fitzmas all over again!

This is a whole Cohen Brothers movie, I swear.

Why do these douches always have to get their moms involved?

The woman at r116 even LOOKS like an evil cunt

So why would Jacob Wohl and his "associates" pull such a dangerous stunt for Trump's sake?

Lemme guess, economic insecurity, right?

Arrogant stupidity.

R144, doesn't she though? What a rancid cunt.

Maybe we should contact Donald Treehorn to investigate!

Wohl, Burkman and Gateway Pundit. The trifecta of otherworldly stupid.

R148, Twitter has been on this all day.

Wohl is a little Zionist weasel and disgraced hedge fund who had like 20 counts of fraud against him. He now spends his days as a conspiracy theorist who calls for the deaths of Palestinian kids. He 's typical of his ilk - like that Aaron Schlossberg.

hedge fund mgr*

Don't think this has been posted yet - it's the letter he, or Christopher Waltz, sent to Jennifer Taub, a law professor.

In case any of you don't get the "hipster coffee house" references....in 2016 he was posting shit on Twitter about hanging out in "hipster coffee houses in LA" where he constantly heard young hip dudes proclaim their unending love for Donald Trump.

His entire "Mossad-founded" intelligence company is vaporware made with stock photos. Think he might have been making that up too?

Let’s save ****OMG BREAKING Y’ALL****** for if they impeach The Supreme Orange Leader.

The right wing trying to ruin Mullers name.... shocking

Here's Daddy Wohl, just as stupid and deplorable as the Sonny Boy:

You wonder what's wrong with the idiots who defend low-life trash like Wohl no matter how shitty he is. Like how fucking damaged do you need to get before you reassess your choices in life?

So that moron @R116 just assumed that an old, white male who's currently like 100 years old -since she looks to be pushing 80- was going to be the nominee or was she just planning to accuse Beto or Kamala of sexually-harassing her wrinkled, old ass?

You answered your own question with one word, R158: "moron."

Much like the morons who perpetrated this wouldbe scam and the morons who unquestioningly swallowed it. The interesting thing is just how remarkably stupid they were. This is world-class stupidity. It never even seemed to occur to them that someone else would look into this and so they did a horribly amateurish job of covering their tracks. The whole thing fell apart in a matter of an hour or so.

That's got to be just humiliating for them.

R159, what's funny is she wrote this:

[quote]Todd wrote, “I’ve already decided that whoever wins the Democrat nomination in 2020 sexually assaulted me 40 years ago.”

Like it never dawned on her that unlike the GOP, an old white guy may not be the nominee. Like she's so antiquated and regressive in her beliefs that it doesn't even dawn on her that she'd be trying to accuse someone who was either far younger than she is or a female.

And this fuckwit is [bold]STILL TWEETING[/bold]. Posted 7:49 pm Tuesday:

[quote]Believe all women.

(Do I really need to tell you he spent most of the Kavanaugh hearings calling Dr. Ford a liar?)

Nothing sadder than the mentally-deranged idiots who "like" his bullshit. Not counting the obvious bots.

Worth noting that "Gateway Pundit" Jim Hoft is one of the dumbest, most gullible online "pundits" (he misidentified the Las Vegas shooter, for instance) — AND he's gay.

Have at him, ladies!

Jesus Christ, What a sick parasite:

R161, he thinks he's "owning" the libs. Note how the phrase is in quotation marks. He's trying to pretend that's what all Democrats believe. The fact that this is a dishonest distortion of what Democrats believe eludes him. Or doen't elude him and he doesn't give a shit that he's lying.

The commenters at Gateway Pundit were saying the same thing, all the while yukking it up that this would show those crazy libtards.

They don't get it and they never will.

Oh, crud. I missed that the quotation marks were added by Twitter and were not in the original tweet. The rest of the analysis at R165 stands, though.

It should be noted that he's only like 20. How sad must you be as a grown adult to be following this shitty little twerp?

Oh man. The idiot who just told Twitter to "believe all woman" owns the domain names for buyabadbitch.com and buyaslut.com.

Discover on Twitter can be a truly ruthless bitch.

R168, there's tons of tweets from him attacking Ford. He's a sick fuck who needs to kill himself because he's already a lost cause at 20. Countless fraud counts against him before this happened. He has no redeeming qualities. Just an absolute shit. I had actually forgotten about him for a long time until now. One of the putrid douchebags that Twitter allows to spread his poisonous lies and hate.

who* Twitter

This is absolutely priceless and oh so appropriate.

We need something like this YouTube video classic for this case.

So funny:

Comment from another forum:

I don’t always engage in criminal mastermind-style schemes to take down special counsels...

But when I do, I always make sure to involve my mom.

Rachel just teased this story as coming up and said "This will make you laugh out loud."

Mueller has serious BDF, I’d let him have his way with me, roughly

This is why right wingers in particular think all rape/harassment/assault claims against their kind are false.

Because they are fully willing to make false claims about others.

This happened with Roy Moore's case, where a journalist set up an interview with a woman who claimed Roy Moore assaulted her. There is a video out there and it is obvious from the video that the journalist knows she was being lied to. The woman put her purse in front of the false accusers' bag to block any camera. The false accuser then moved her purse. Cause you know there was a camera in it. The false accuser was in cohoots with some right wing shit and was trying to "prove" that the media and the accusers were lying.

My only concern is they let this go away. This is serious shit. They need to throw this little turd and his father in jail. He shouldn't be allowed to get away with something this serious.

I wonder if Roger Stone is behind this.

R178 Well if it's a felony, Trump is just gonna pardon him the day he's found guilty so

This guy needs "Yakkity Sax" music following him for the rest of his life.

Or this guy with his tuba:

^ Or the 10-hour version of Miss Stacy Hedger playing Meco's disco Star Wars theme.

Ladies and gentlemen: Your "Derp State" at work.

That's just cruel and inhumane, R182. I'm pretty sure that's unconstitutional.

He's been trying to smear Mueller for a YEAR.

Yes, R179, the popular theory right now IS that Roger Stone is behind this.

I dunno, R186. Stone is stupid, that's true, but this stupid?

It's not stupidity. It's thinking that since Trump gets away with being repulsive and a liar, they get a free pass, too, especially in the service of Der Gropenfuhrer. Trump has emboldened these rats.

Just to remind R187 what dimension of stupid we're dealing with:

R189 "It's so nice to see how modern technology has enabled people with special needs to have a voice. "

HA!

Try as we might, no one exposes a Republican better than a Republican. Once again, Republicans demonstrate they are cheap, carnival barking grifters. Utterly devoid of integrity, honesty, or ethics. Nothing more than cheap whores willing to lie down in the mud with the absolute lowest common denominator.

The fact that this little turd thought he could take down Mueller is so embarrassingly sad.

It's like Mueller is Mariah "I don't know her" Carey and Wohl is J-Lo's gardener's cousin's little shit neighbor. Like this guy is literally nobody, but so full of himself based on twitter followers that he thought it translated into real world power. Fucking idiot. He and Burkman are such fucking idiots.

Gateway Pundit, for when even Breitshart won't touch the story.

Twitter account suspended.

Jakey you in trouble gurl!

Well, who wouldn't want go their political news and opinions from this tree of owls?

^ to get their political news

R195, you sure? His account seems to still be up.

Can people please just F&F Wohl's cumrag @R199. Don't respond to this moron, just flame it?

R199, if I'm looking for a good fiction read, I can easily find it. That one doesn't qualify. It doesn't even pass the giggle test.

Then let this alleged woman come forward and make her accusations, presuming she actually exists.

Gotta love these little MAGA foot soldier trolls. Posting hard, making their pennies (or kopeks?)

[quote]I thought

No, you clearly did not, R202. Try again.

[quote][R195], you sure? His account seems to still be up.

Huh. You're right.

Well it *was* briefly suspended. I guess Jack decided to let him keep hanging himself.

LOL

Yeah, R204, R202 has been putting in a little overtime, complaining about the "124th Amendment" [sic] on the Birthright Citizenship thread and pissing his pants in fear over the immigrant caravan on that thread. We do have some of the dumbest trolls on the Internet.

But no women made a claim against Mueller, little MAGAt/ R202. They’ve made claims against the Wohl and other deplorables who offered to pay them to lie.

I'm pretty sure I saw Jim Hoft and Charles Johnson at the NY Eagle on a Saturday night.

FF for R202.

Has Muriel been on vacation?

R211, Muriel cleaned up some of the mess on the other immigration threads and a couple of others, as well, but DL is mostly unmonitored. The webmaster depends on complaints and only checks things out here on an occasional basis. You'll see a couple of weeks go by with nothing and then a day when a couple dozen threads are locked or deleted. It's pretty random and arbitrary.

Look at it this way: R202 is so genuinely stupid that nobody could possibly mistake him for anything but a troll. It's not like the people here need our help to point that out. Just laugh at him and move on.

Not to mention that poor R202 is trying desperately to keep a story alive that everyone who has read about it is laughing at. So pity the poor bastard: he's either really backwards and just not keeping up or he's been assigned an impossible task in his trolling shift.

Just remind R202 that Trump has a double digit number of women who made allegations against him and he'll scamper away.

The trolls they are sending here lately have been either very lazy or just plain stupid. Is DL considered a "hardship post" in the right wing troll community?

Probably

I think we're the equivalent of training wheels on a kiddie bicycle. It's trivially easy to be able to post here and you can do it completely anonymously, so we get the dregs and the newbies. Once they figure out how to troll more effectively, they graduate to something like Reddit.

Since you can post anonymously on this site, it's convenient for troll farms to send the ones here who are too stupid to even think up a name or avatar.

From here they graduate to Twitter once they come up with a handle that has less than 10 numbers in it.

Yes, asking the FBI to open an investigation is exactly what one does when one is "paranoid," Miss Olga-of-the-Volga.

Well now isn't that interesting.

I'm actually quite disgusted that they sent us like the "Magnavox" from their Troll farm. We don't even get an LED-level troll. Like this one is really, really, really bad.

Can you imagine this being the hill on which you choose to die? Jesus Christ, dude, talk about having no self-worth. Imagine being on the side of a barely out of puberty little douchebag who already committed fraud in his teens and is trying to take down a decorated Vietnam Vet with a lifetime of public service. Holy shit. Where do you think this loser lost his way? Like even if you're not fond of Mueller, how the fuck do you choose THIS to be your "cause"? Defending a little shit who used his friggin mommy's phone # to set up an FBI man. I can't even fathom have that little regard for myself. You must really hate yourself, troll.

Wohl is a little shit

having*

HOT DADDY HERO!

Donald Trump is the Jacob Wohl of presidents.

More goodness revealed by the Hill Reporter:

Roger Stone is a vile human

Any law-talkin’ guys among us here who can give us an idea what charges these clowns might be facing?

All of them.

All of them.

Young Idiot Jacob had knowledge of the Podesta emails a day before Wikileaks released them. His idiot lawyer father was calling for Trump to pardon the GRU Russians indicted by Mueller.

These idiots are hip-deep in the Russia business.

I’m really annoyed by the thread title, and I saw it somewhere else worded the same way. Whatever the lead News story on Google was about this earlier tonight.

Mueller isn’t “accusing” anyone, and these people aren’t his “opponents”. This isn’t an election campaign that Mueller is running. He’s a law enforcement professional with an impeccable past and the guys trying to get women to accept payments to LIE about him, are professional INTERNET TROLLS.

I agree with except for one word, R232. These guys are about as far from professional as it is possible to get. Strictly amateur.

[quote]Roger Stone is a vile human

He looks like an evil muppet:

I had to work tonight and missed all the fun, thanks for getting me caught up. What a bunch of clowns the GOP are.

How dare you slur Guy Smiley, r234!

Talk about dying on the vine...

Yeesh.

Wow this Jacob and Jack are laughing stocks all over the internet. Good !

R229- No clue, but "federal grand jury subpoena" sounds ominous.....

"Mom, if you get any federal grand jury subpoenas, don't open them, they're a mistake, just leave them on my futon."@Popehat

Just an observation from the UK; but isn't it a really sad reflection on the insanity of Trump supporters that they are so eager to bring down one of their own, who actually has integrity, to defend the corrupt.

Politics everywhere really needs a delete and reset.

Shitheads

I love people who find old tweets. The idiot Burkman who tried to hire women to lie about Mueller once tweeted this.

As if we needed anymore proof these fucking idiots project at every fucking turn.

And I love he has "FOX" in the background of his avatar. Really, just fuck every last one of your Republicans. You have so destroyed this country with your endless lies. You can't fucking win unless you deceive. Disgusting rodents.

Rick Wilson:

By the way, don't let the rest of the flotsam of the Trump-right's crew of dipshits fool you; @JacobAWohl was a fully made guy with them until 20 hours ago.

They're feverishly undoing their likes and RTs as we speak.

[quote]Just an observation from the UK; but isn't it a really sad reflection on the insanity of Trump supporters that they are so eager to bring down one of their own, who actually has integrity, to defend the corrupt.

Do you understand that for these people, it isn't about what is best for the country? It's about "triggering libtards." These are lowlife people with no self-respect or decency. If a liberal said to them that their house is nice, they'd set their own house on fire. They're damaged people who don't care about anything but some misguided belief that they get to liberals. They're pathetic.

Guy Smiley is 100 times more handsome. What a terrible thing to say, r234.

[quote]@JacobAWohl was a fully made guy with them until 20 hours ago

What exactly must someone do to become "a fully made guy" with these buckets of slime?

[quote]@JacobAWohl was a fully made guy with them until 20 hours ago

Oh please. He isn't even a fully-formed adult. I think he still has dried cum on his hand from jerking off to iCarly.

[quote]Guy Smiley is 100 times more handsome.

Not to mention more human and gotten way more action just with a hand than that little weasel Jacob has ever gotten.

r243, that is terrible. These pigs are the worst.

I feel like Jacob Wohl is a closet case. He sublimates his shame by projecting this right-wing bullshit his father associates with masculinity. Like his sexuality, it’s a thinly disguised fraud.

Why are we DL denizens always so eager to adopt these moronic assholes as one of our own?

No, he's just a dumb, entitled douchebag from a well-to-do (but deplorable) family. Some people are just that simple.

His father's twitter bio says 'proud father of Jacob A Wohl and three other great kids'. So it's like a Don Jr and three Tiffanys.

[quote]proud father of Jacob A Wohl

He raised a shithead who was already committing fraud as teenager. So he and his son are perfect deplorables. Bottom-feeders.

as a*

That would be like an Ivanka and three Tiffanys, r255.

"and three other great kids?" Seriously? I wonder what those "three other great kids" think of that.

Probably grateful he didn't mention their names, r259.

Well, perhaps the other three can also win daddy's love by committing fraud in their teens and being banned from futures trading. Imagine the financial world has higher standards than Twitter. They banned that little shit after something like 20 counts of fraud, yet Twitter keeps his account opened. This asshole is still tweeting.

His father is in denial about his failure as a father. He raised a criminal and a liar. He has nothing of which to be proud. At Wohl's age, Mueller was serving in Vietnam. This is an entitled little shit who in his short life has proven he's just a bad seed.

HEY, r261!!!

As if the daddy Wohl is any better than Jacob.

^HA!

It just said three kids yesterday. The “great” was just added today because of the scrutiny.

[quote]hey banned that little shit after something like 20 counts of fraud, yet Twitter keeps his account opened. This asshole is still tweeting.

Well, technically, being a fraud and a liar doesn't violate Twitter's terms of service.

r50, oh she just now saw who Mueller was. This is so bad that I could have written it.

I didn't know that R265 - I just saw someone mention that wee Jacob was singled out so went to check. So it was even worse, or maybe better, if you're one of the No Name Wohls. He and Gateway Pundit are still teasing that they have a 'hell of a story breaking' tomorrow and it seem the press conference is still on. I don't believe for a second that Mueller is guilty of anything other than integrity in a corrupt world but I hope whatever it is doesn't grab too much attention. Hopefully yesterday's exposure will mean that their 'hell of a story' is met with a collective shrug.

R266, there are countless tweets by him calling for the deaths of Palestinians and Iranians and other racist tweets by him. He's an avowed Zionist. Had anyone said the things he has, but about Jews, they would've been banned.

The best part of all of this and pretty much why they might as well have put "ACME" at the top of this plan: The day this rape supposedly occurred in NY, Mueller was on jury duty in DC. I mean you had 365 days out of the year to choose from and you choose the one where there's actual proof your target couldn't have been there. Fucking idiots.

r79, I think it's to present accusers and have the Democrats not rally around them and believe it to try and show hypocrisy right before the Mid-terms. It's about the timing. And to do what they accused the Dems of doing to Kavanaugh. All about the midterms, if they can sway one undecided independent then it's worth it. They are desperate because they know the house is gone.

Just let these assclowns run their "story" and bury themselves into the pile of shit even further.

That's possible, R270, but they did it so poorly that it's backfiring big time.

[quote]This asshole is still tweeting.

I'm not sure if this is even physically possible, but...

Pics please.

No, they shouldn't be given any attention for this press conf. What these assholes will do is deflect. You know they will. They'll use the bullhorn to go off about the "caravan" or some other bullshit. Why give them the fucking platform which will only be used to spread more lies?

r116, what if the nominee is Cory Booker? He would have been 9 when he sexually assaulted her. The story would take a twist.

What about if Kamala Harris or Ellizabeth Warren are the nominees. Kamala would have been 10 going after that older ladies poon? Or Lizzie doing a little aggressive lezze action?

She apparently is expecting Bernie or BIden to be the nominee. This is just how stupid the deplorables are.

[quote]This is just how stupid the deplorables are.

As if there wasn't already ample proof from the moment they gravitated to that orange clown.

Love this ^.

So true.

The press conference is still happening, so clearly they're hoping that someone from the media - even if it's only Fox - will show up and report it. It's not even about presenting credible evidence, as long as the headline gets out there.

Although considering that lawyers are saying this could result in jail time, you wouldn't think it would be worth it for the sake of a few extra GOP votes.

R275, is a typical liberal who likes facts! What’s so great about facts anyway? We don’t like em!

Okay now I get it. He is just doing an elaborate set up to show that you cannot believe all accusers. Trying to do what they think was a Kavanaugh on Mueller. Only he doesn't realize there will be consequences.

But someone should start a thread. Lets be an employee at surefire intelligence.

"What about if Kamala Harris or Ellizabeth Warren are the nominees. Kamala would have been 10 going after that older ladies poon? Or Lizzie doing a little aggressive lezze action?"

A ten-year-old Kamala Harris grabbed me by the pussy!

Now Mueller knows how Kavanaugh felt.

No, actually he doesn't, R282. That's a genuinely stupid statement. This was always a laughable attempt at a "sting," as became embarrassingly clear in a matter of a couple of hours.

r282 Who hired Kavanaugh's accusers?

Oh, it figures. R282 has been trolling multiple threads yesterday and today. F&F and move on. Interesting tidbit about this troll: he doesn't engage. He does a drive-by trolling of a post or two and then moves on to another thread.

[quote]Now Mueller knows how Kavanaugh felt.

Now you're implying that Mueller is a black-out drunk?

But, I have a weak stomach! I’m known for it!

The only thing I can find in common between the two is that Mueller is Team Twizzlers and Kavanaugh is Team twizzle sticks.

R282 is a drunk himself. THat's why he feels affinity with Alkie Brett.

Imagine Mueller bellowing in public, weeping, and asserting proudly how much he still likes beer. Me neither.

Not to mention attacking Republicans and insisting that this is all payback. And bringing up just how good a student he was over and over again.

Bob, have you boofed yet?

[quote]Guy Smiley is 100 times more handsome

Stone wishes he could take a hand up his ass like Guy does.

Seriously, r293. You don't think he can?

[quote]Well, technically, being a fraud and a liar doesn't violate Twitter's terms of service.

Yeah! What R266 says!

[quote]Now Mueller knows how Kavanaugh felt.

Again with this Magnavox troll.

Mueller is actually ASKING for the FBI to be involved. Kavanaugh avoided the question. Would not give an affirmative YES.

Really, you'll never get those training wheels off. You suck at this, troll.

R284, come on, that's an easy one: ***SOROS***

If we took a drink every time these fools mentioned him, we'd be half way to Kavanaugh's average.

Just popped into Free Republic again - the multiple threads they had on this stor-- nonstory yesterday are all buried. I had to do a search.

They're "wondering" about the Whitey Booger/ Mueller connection. WHAT?? That's what I said. I did find this jewel:

"“Whitey Bulger” Just conveniently died, he had a lot of dealings with Mueller and indicated he was about to talk about corrupt FBI agents when we was suddenly moved to another prison where old enemies had open access to him."

Thanks for the laughs r298.

"Temple Of Dreams" by Messiah sampled "Song To The Siren" by This Mortal Coil.

Look how low you have to sink to defend people like Trump or Wohl or Burkman. A decorated Vietnam Vet is the enemy and you mourn the loss of an Irish mob guy.

Congrats, deplorables. You always manage to go lower than rock-bottom

This seems like an apt comment:

[quote]So, in review, during the period when Robert Mueller absolutely wouldn’t have made headlines, Jacob Freaking Wohl put him in the news while taking down himself and Gateway Pundit in the process. Reminding voters of Mueller before the midterms. Priceless.

Someone has created a twitter account for Jacob Wohl's long-suffering mother.

He really is a demented little boy. He has no soul. His mother shit the bed with this one (literally).

Gateway Pundit seems to have dropped the whole thing and is now running with scoops like:

"As Democrats’ Deceptive Smears, Illegal Caravans, and Intimidation Mobs Backfire, Will the “Satanic Left” Turn to Its Magick?"

And he even managed to throw Soros in the mix, R305, "their Anti-American financiers."

As people pointed out on the Twitter machine, this sad mess is a textbook example of why fake accusations of sexual assault tend to implode on themselves so quickly.

These fuckwits seem to believe all they had to do was plant a fake accusation with zero corroboration or evidence, and the story would take care of itself. They also seem to be stupid enough to think that journalists would never fact-check this.

[quote]Lets be an employee at surefire intelligence.

I'm every single one of them and none of us exists.

/thread

R307, like that POS who showed up at the WaPo pretending to be a Roy Jones accuser just to catch the "fake news media" and the WaPo told the cunt to go have a seat on the curb.

I thought this was an interesting take on it:

[quote]But to me, the most depressing aspect of this whole thing (now that I have sufficiently buried the lede for this post) is WHY they thought it would work.

[quote]They thought that they could easily find women to come forward, accept money, and lie about sexual misconduct on the part of Mueller because THEY DON’T BELIEVE WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED. They think it is all made up. They don’t believe women are sexually harassed, they don’t think they are assaulted and raped, they think everyone coming forward is doing it because they have ulterior motives, whether it be fame, fortune, or in Dr. Ford’s case, they love abortion so much that they just had to stop Kavanaugh.

...

[quote]And the reason it never occurs to them is because to them, women are not people. They are objects- servants when needed, playtoys for sexual release or gratification, impediments in the workplace when it comes to promotion, things to look at, things to help them feel better about themselves, and in this case, tools to achieve a political ends.

R305, that's why I said @R274 that these assholes holding a press conference will use the publicity to push an agenda other than the one about some accuser. I will be shocked if they don't deflect to bullshit about immigration and caravans.

This is why no one should cover it. They're fucking liars. We know they're liars, so they have nothing to say that's worth listening to

[quote]They also seem to be stupid enough to think that journalists would never fact-check this.

Because they don't bother to fact-check the shit they spread.

R312, they don't need to - it's enough they believe it or can use the lie to push an agenda.

This is a total DL scoop, my newsy friends have only just picked up on this

Rubin/Boot 2020. Let them fix it all!

What has little Jacob been up to today on Twitter?

The datalounge detective agency needs to dig up more dirt on these cretins

Hell, R317, half of the Twitter-verse has been doing just that. It's been a joy watching this whole thing fall completely apart.

R318, the jokes at the expense of that 20yo weasel have been hilarious. He's also a demented, damaged idiot. He's in full denial mode and I don't think there's anything sadder than the people who defend his lies. Like WTF is wrong with you people? Not a shred of self-respect or dignity to be found.

Poor little lamb 🎻

Gee, dare I say he's...TRIGGERED! My God, he can't even handle jokes. But please, asshole, tell us how liberals are the snowflakes.

What the fuck is he going on about, a person the media isn’t even sure exists? The whole fucking scheme has been exposed. It’s nonsensical to try to turn this around on the media because “we made up a person, maybe, and the media can’t verify that she exists, so therefore the media is smearing me, and our story is still totally true! Mueller, bad man! Mueller going down!”

*giggle*

There have been two women mentioned. He's at least partially right - the first claim was produced by a women who nobody can verify exists.

On the other hand, Jennifer Taub is a law professor, a credible witness and a real person. (who's never met Mueller in her life, which is extra odd/stupid.)

Sounds like Monsieur Fuckwit made up his first "victim" out of thin air and is now claiming the media did. Nasty little shit.

The press conference tomorrow should be, um, interesting.

I like this kid!

So are Republican trolls gonna go after the Republican woman who called the FBI

You know how crazy they are.....word to the wise. That might be a crime too......so i hope you all do.

These people are human garbage. And that’s being generous. Complete soulsucks.

If I understand the story right, "Lorraine Parsons" may not exist, but the person who emailed journalists under that name provided plenty of verifiable evidence by which the whole scheme was unraveled, so it's a good bet that they offered some woman money to say Mueller had raped her. Jennifer Taub is a real person and told a similar story.

The FBI/justice dept. cannot just let this go. This little punk didn't simply make a phony phone call. These parasites attempted to interfere with a major investigation and offering bribes to women to lie. Fucking throw their asses in prison. The fact that these assholes are still even allowed to have their phony press conf. is sick. They need to be prosecuted immediately.

R329 - I'd be surprised if there is a press conference.

R220, it will happen and the idiots will use the platform to go off about things other than this. They'll scream about Dem plots and other bullshit. Essentially, they'll deflect.

Sorry, meant R330.

Well, if they had good lawyers advising them, they'd can the press conference. But I guess it could be good for a laugh or two.

It would certainly be fine with me if they are arrested during their press "conference".

He needs to change the name of his company to 'Surefire Idiots'. He's not even smart enough to not use stock photos of models and celebrities for his Linkedin company page.

When is this press conference and where can I see it? I have the day off and plan on centering my entire day around watching that shitshow.

Is Laura Loomer covering this or did she off herself over her Twitter suspension? Sorry "election meddling" by @Jack!!!!!!!!

Gateway Pundit: Mueller’s “Accuser” Has Fled, Won’t Be At Press Conference After All As She Fears For Her Life.

"Upon arriving in Washington, DC, Wohl said she panicked and boarded a flight to another location"

Story at the GP site, I'm not going to link to it. But here is a picture of Jacob Wohl with the supposed "victim."

LOL

These fucking guys, I swear.

Also on Gateway Pundit:

[quote]EXCLUSIVE… Jacob Wohl, Jack Burkman: Woman Accusing Mueller of Rape is ‘Credible,’ ‘Vetted,’ Media Protecting Special Counsel

I love this. They just cannot accept that their scheme fell completely apart and they're the laughingstock of the Internet. I love how they framed this, though, pretending that Jacob Wohl is a "journalist." At least they are now finally admitting that he founded Sure Fire Intelligence.

[quote]In an exclusive interview with the Gateway Pundit, journalist and founder of Sure Fire intelligence Jacob Wohl and Washington DC based attorney Jack Burkman debunked media reports claiming they paid women to accuse Mueller, the special counsel tasked with investigating Russian meddling in the 2016 election, of sexual assault.

[quote]“I am the biggest skeptic in the world of the #MeToo movement. My default position is not to believe the women – you’ve seen that over and over again as one story after another has come out. And that indeed was my default position in this case. I don’t care who’s getting accused or who’s accusing – my default position is I don’t believe it until its proven, until its corroborated,” Wohl told Gateway Pundit Wednesday night. “I went through the story with the accuser, the gal who had hired our firm, and I asked her many, many questions– where did it happen? When did it happen? Do you have any corroborating witnesses? And over and over again I determined her credibility to be very high, very high.”

Yeah, this woman I made up and/or paid: I really like her credibility. What about your own credibility, moron? As for that Lorraine Parsons woman who contacted all of those media outlets? They're disavowing all knowledge of her and pretending that the media created her to "discredit the real accuser."

[quote]Burkman and Wohl maintain that they have never interacted with Parsons and claimed Parsons is a “phantom” the media is using to discredit the real accuser.

So how did they meet the "real" accuser? She "hired his intelligence firm, Sure Fire Intelligence, to investigate assets that were misappropriated by her accountant." Yeah, that's totally believable.

As for Jennifer Taub, who has the email from them wanting dirt on Mueller?

[quote]“I want to debunk this whole sad and tragic back story so we can get the focus back on our gal, our accuser and the main story. Loraine Parsons, whom we allegedly paid – we didn’t pay her –   problem is Loraine Parsons doesn’t exist. She’s a phantom that somebody conjured,” Burkman said. “There’s a woman named Jennifer Taub, who does exist, but she received some email referencing in a vague way payment from a person who doesn’t’ exist. That email also had nothing to do with us.

The one and only accurate part of this interview?

[quote]Anybody with an IQ above 80 can very quickly see that there is no truth whatsoever to this back story and these allegations.

Got that right, Jacob.

Anyone with a Twitter handle is a fucking journalist.

Is there anywhere to watch this epic news conference unfold? I want to see the fbi knock the door down live.

My phone tried to change news conference into news cinder encephalitis.

Well, if they do have it, it won't include the accuser, as the woman "is fearful for her life" and "panicked and boarded a flight to another location."

But Jacob Wohl's Twitter feed still says, "See you at press conference." at 12pm ET at the Holiday Inn in Rosslyn. Ordinarily, I'd expect nobody to show but this whole shitshow has been so entertaining, he might just have the media attention he wants, just not in a good way for him.

"I am the biggest skeptic in the world of the #MeToo movement. My default position is not to believe the women – you’ve seen that over and over again as one story after another has come out."

Wow, what a piece of shit.

I suspect that Jacob Wohl is a "very stable genius". Three incredibly chilling words that should strike fear into any sane person.

Never trust a man who refers to a woman as a "gal".

“She’s our gal! No, not that one. This one right here. Ain’t she a beaut!”

Fourteen minutes until Jacob’s big show!

How funny and fitting that they’ve chosen to do press conference in Rosslyn. Rosslyn is, of course, where the parking garage is in All the President’s Men when Deep Throat (Hal Holbrook) tells Woodward (Redford) that “these people aren’t very bright.”

Honestly, I almost feel like hopping in an Uber and going over there right now. Probably could still make it.

OMG, that Twitter thread. "Antifa has arrived." I'm literally crying here.

[quote]Mueller is actually ASKING for the FBI to be involved. Kavanaugh avoided the question. Would not give an affirmative YES.

Quite true. One other difference is there's no evidence that leftwing saboteurs were the ones to gin up false accusations -- Ford came to the democratic leadership in congress, not the other way around, and there's solid evidence she spoke to people about her experience years ago.

As opposed to rightwing provocateurs basically telling women they would be paid to lie about sexual assault/harassment by Mueller.

Don't forget the "Bussed in MOB," R348, which shows a picture of a ... bus.

Re that photo R338, twitter has already determined it was taken in LA, not DC as claimed by Jacob AWohl.

This, by the way, is his "Antifa." A picture of a Trump rat on a truck that has nothing at all to do with him.

He does have an inflated sense of self-importance, doesn't he? He's just not important enough for anyone to pay attention to him, other than to laugh at him.

I know R350. It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

And that bus, which supposedly contains a "bussed in mob?" It's a TripperBus, a regular bus that travels from NYC to Washington.

Apparently it's the Tripper bus that parks there every day.

A comment on one of the Twitter threads is that they basically rented a standard Holiday Inn room for this "press conference." They're obviously expecting a ton of press coverage....

Press conference link.

"Honorary law degree from Harvard?!" LOL

[quote]Well, if they do have it, it won't include the accuser, as the woman "is fearful for her life" and "panicked and boarded a flight to another location."

Okay, gurl

[quote]Re that photo [R338], twitter has already determined it was taken in LA, not DC as claimed by Jacob AWohl.

How much of a loser must you be that you can't even get any woman to stand next to you in DC to fake this, so you have to use the only documented proof of a woman willing to stand next to you, but makes you look like an even bigger idiot because it isn't even in DC.

Looking at that joke @R357, the only way these assholes could redeem themselves is if they pulled an R. Budd Dwyer. It's the only way.

"Hundreds of people have contacted us" with allegations. Uh-huh. Right.

[quote]Don't forget the "Bussed in MOB," [R348], which shows a picture of a ... bus.

Ain't that the $20 Chinese bus gurl?

[quote]How much of a loser must you be that you can't even get any woman to stand next to you in DC to fake this, so you have to use the only documented proof of a woman willing to stand next to you, but makes you look like an even bigger idiot because it isn't even in DC.

"Look—a real and in-person LADY!"

"I've received hundreds of death threats."

"Lunatics have shown up, as we can see from the display in the parking lot." (The Trump rat that has nothing at all to do with him.)

"I've doubled the guards around myself and my family."

"It's not funny. This is not a laughing matter."

OMG, I couldn't take more than a minute of that shit. He has received "hundreds of death threats." Bullshit, we all know those threats came from his mom telling him no dessert for a month.

We can laugh at this clownish teenaged asshole, but they got the real laugh, didn't they? They got to choose who the president would be.

And what does that say about us? We had people who were such morons they voted for Stein because they could not see what a disaster Trump's election would be for the country. Hence the Wohls of the world got to be kingmakers. Are we happy now?

This would be Andy Kaufman-genius level comedy gold if not for the fact these people are demented psychos.

"Mr. Wohl, have you taken your nerve pills today? Your poor mama told me you were supposed to be taking them."

BTW, keep in mind that the woman who is with him in that picture is supposed to be in like her mid/late 60s if she knew Mueller in the 70s. WTF cream is she using to prevent that chest from wrinkling? And that hairstyle is so age-appropriate, isn't it?

^ Betcha anything it's Cassandra Fairbanks.

Q: Are you both prepared for federal prison?

I love you R357, that was incredible. So many great moments I can't even choose one. Dumb and Dumberer.

That was honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Does this woman even exist?

“She doesn’t watch the news and had no idea who Robert Mueller was”

Sure, Jacob!

That Burkman guy said that Wohl is a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart. Truly, he said that.

More from the presser:

Burkman continues to praise Wohl, who's 20: “Jacob is on of the brightest and most capable people i’ve ever met...Jacob's a lot smarter than I am.”

A heckler brings up Wohl's lifetime ban from futures trading: "He can't even open an eTrade account!"

Wohl is now yelling at reporters for calling his mom and teenage sisters — although this is only because he used his family phone plan for his "intelligence firm."

Wohl: “You called underage teens over and over again!” Burkman: “Making calls to 11-year olds! That’s pretty bad”

Don't be ageist, he's a 20 year old prodigy. She was just a 25 year old kid who didn't know what the head of the FBI meant.

It gets better ....

LOL

Was it his snowflakiness about being photoshopped as corn that proved the final straw? I mean, at least his fly was zipped up.

I've been wasting way too much time on Twitter today. This whole debacle is the gift that keeps on giving.

I have to confess that I'm still baffled at the sheer hubris of this. They knew that their plot had been discovered, that their cover was blown. They knew that everything had blown up in their faces and that everyone was laughing at them. And they still chose to indulge in this shitshow of a press conference, leading to nothing but further humiliation. Who does that?

It's no different than the Cheeto in chief R384. When caught in a lie just deny and deflect and lie some more. It's the right wing way now, heck maybe it always was. Zero integrity.

Oh, and the jury duty story, which showed that Mueller had, in fact, been in another city that day? They first tried to claim that Mueller was incredibly nervous about this accusation and that he had leaked that info himself.

When it was pointed out that the info didn't come from Mueller, but came from a WaPo article that was easily-found in a Google search, "Burkman then claimed that the Washington Post story came up in his team's vetting of the accuser's claims." There is only one problem with that: Burkman told reporters yesterday that he was unaware of the WaPo jury duty report.

[quote]When TPM asked him to clarify this reversal, he said, “I really don’t know. We don’t remember the day of which we learned about the story.”

There was laughter from the room on more than one occasion during this press conference.

I have too R383 but it's so entertaining and Wohl is such a slimy little shit that it's a delight to witness - corn complaints, an open fly, questions about are you ready for prison, the gaps in logic such as the woman backed out because of hundreds of death threats but no-one knew her name until they announced it at the presser. So many angles, so little time. Anyway, here's the wrap on it from the reporter who live tweeted it.

They're just following the Roger Stone playbook, R384. When confronted with evidence that your story isn't true, you don't back down -- you make the lie bigger.

They're so incompetent, I'd almost think they were liberal performance artists who are trying to mock the far right

I love the bit about the affidavit being DocuSigned. You can't DocuSign an affidavit. It has be notarised under penalty of perjury. Hilarious.

I don’t hear/see anything on MSNBC about this. Why might that be?

Corn? When did I mock an alt-right idiot as corn?

Carolyn Cass just set up twitter account Gateway Pundit (home of conservatives )announced it is suspending its relationship with Jacob Wohl due to press conference inconsistencies. .

IE....corn complaints Missing victim Holiday Inn room size for press conference was questionable Porn revenge dude appearance, Taylor has history of attacking Democratic candidates Wohl confirmed to not be a "child prodigy " Burke's fly was down for whole interview Prompting a reporter to call him "nuts" an whole room broke out in laughter....including Wohl

Why did Wohl start babbling after being asked about docusigned lie.Conservatives.....please come get your savior.He makes you all look dumb as doornobs......jesus

Surefire Intelligence was invented about three weeks ago, yet it’s top secret spy report about the alleged attack says that the victim contacted Surefire on Oct. 1. Ok . . .

Obviously, R391, MSNBC is not reporting on this right now because they are saving this comedy gold for their evening shows.

Corn McShittard has updated his Twitter bio!

What's going on with his body? It reminds me of those circuit queens in their mid-40s

The solution to this rat fuck would be a population sufficiently educated in their youth to be informationally literate. What IQ does it take to master that? Is this a lost cause?

Love the title of this write-up of the shitshow

R398, also, mental health treatment for those who need it.

But Trumpism is a kind of cult. Combined with Fox, the average person falls in the fascist line, and they don’t even know it.

His twitter bio now reads, and I shit you not, "Head of the Most Well-Known Opposition Research Firm in the WORD." Truly, a child prodigy rivaling Mozart.

Now, there's a child that was left behind. Shame on you, George W. Bush!!

Too bad he wasn't left behind a backing up Mack truck.

Truly, a child proddigy!

And the laughs just keep on coming ....

R405, what are you saying?? That’s not a 60 year old woman? Haven’t you heard of plastic surgery? Seriously, how did this moron manage to get his photo taken with any woman?

He ug.

Harvard will be revoking their honorary degree at this rate...

You're doing an opposite DL R406 and ADDING on years. And so is she it would seem - they claimed the woman was 34 and this happened what, eight years ago, so imagine how young she looked then. She looks fabulous for 34. Almost unbelievably so.

Summary from our cunty friends at Wonkette

OMG, some amazing sleuth on Twitter found out who the blond woman is!

You think it couldn't have been anymore perfect and then the older idiot has his fly opened and looks like he slept with a bottle of gin in his mouth.

That 34 year old had a rough life R411.

She's what you call a weathered beauty, r413.

David and Jacob Wohl after the press conference:

I voted r403 for wit and wisdom, but honestly this whole thread deserves a nod. I can't stop laughing.

God, the responses are just gold:

R417, it’s stuff like that that makes me love the internet!

This *almost* makes up for Twitter being an open sewer of race hatred.

About twice a year I commit myself to dump Twitter, and random comedy genius like this springs forth.

[411].......i can not stop laughing,these comments have me literally choking......thanks DL'ers

You all gave Wohl a fitting tribute....thats oscar worthy

Help him, Lord. Help him real bad.

The "accuser" has apparently been revealed. Wohl got caught by a Google search again. And yesterday, they had figured out that this was the Los Angeles airport, not the DC airport, as he claimed.

How does this sack of hammers navigate day to day life?

You know what that picture at the airport looks like? Some little shit from an Eastern European sex slave gang transporting a victim for sale.

Can someone explain the corn thing? I don't even know what it's about and I still find it hilarious.

The party was definitely in Wohl's twitter replies!

[quote]@HolidayInn -please make sure to get an accurate towel count in @JacobAWohl ‘s room.

Also from Wohl's @replies:

As humorous as this is, hasn't this guy set himself up to be charged by the FBI? Unless the FBI feels that the ridicule he's receiving is punishment enough.

"Jacob Wohl Meets Robert Mueller"

Here's a photo of the "crowd" from the conference.

The right wing has jumped the shark.

And then stuffed it and hung it over the mantle.

[quote]They're so incompetent, I'd almost think they were liberal performance artists who are trying to mock the far right

There have been several Tweets from Wohl that make me think it truly is performance art. In all seriousness, there were several times where I genuinely believed he was doing a parody. He had one the other day about “when the Republicans win the House next week, the first order of business is to impeach Obama.” Seriously.

It’s either a huge bust or a high level psych op.

Serkov psy-ops courtesy of Putin.

I can't help but think they're setting this up to discredit future claims of sexual harassment by other women against Repubs. At the same time, I think if they're not doing it for this reason, then can they really be this stupid? And if they are - may the invisible sky fairy help us all that there are actually people who believe the nonsense coming from these two.

As with James O'Keeffe, there is an element of self-parody in what they do. But they're also serious—that's the rightwing way now: act like everything's a big joke, like it's just about owning libs, a big performance, while you're undoing the fabric of society and giving the profits away to the .1%.

I should think the very LAST person anyone with more than 50 brain cells would be stupid enough to do is start a fraudulent claim against Robert Mueller. But then, the vast majority of conservatives and republicans are clinically retarded.

The GOP is a terrorist organization

Part of me is a bit bothered by the number of journalists who showed up. I don’t know if there should have been any... but then I go back to the tweets, and laugh and laugh and laugh...

r438 - It is important to keep in mind that these people regard A. Coulter as an intellectual.

Well I'd probably go too R440 just for the laughs, if I had press creds and was close by. I hear the CEO of Surefire made bagel bites too and pizza rolls for it too.

[quote]I can't help but think they're setting this up to discredit future claims of sexual harassment by other women against Repubs.

Idiots like these generally consider Mueller to be a RINO.

In case this wasn't already postrd... smoking cigars in garden gloves?!

Wait...that's the least of this fraudulent cretin's oddities...

His tweets are revolting. Conservatism truly is a mental illness.

Some info on Carolyne Cass. I'm quite surprised she's actually a real person. Sounds like she's a grifter too, be hilarious if it turns out she's grifting Wohl.

And now this. He's a real gem of a human being.

This little shitstain grifter's stupidity is a gift that keeps on giving.

From the link posted by r447: "The whole episode has left Adams wondering if she’ll ever get reimbursed for her Hummer. She said she remained in awe of 'how far [Wohl] went to make himself look professional, How much money he put into.' But she still has some hope that Wohl might eventually come through."

Can any informed DataLounger summarize the legal implications in all that we know of li'l Jake's shenanigans? I have to believe that he's breaking the law with everything he's been doing in that Surefire firm (using false names, skipping out on clients, etc.), not to mention suborning accusations of rape against Mueller.

I just can't figure out what Jacob Wohl thought he'd gain from this stunt., is he just another attention whore who thinks there's no such bad publicity or is Wohl mentally ill/handicapped?

At some point I was nearly convinced this was Sasha Cohen's next project.

It's simple, r451. Children would rather be praised than punished, but they'd rather be punished than ignored.

Knowing there are probably MANY MORE Republicans with a sordid past of the touchy-feels, I think this was a pre-emptive strike to discredit future women who come forward with claims. Call me cynical, but I don't put something like this past the Republicans. These two might be fall guys, or they might know nothing is going to happen to them.

Ohhhh......

Me too. With all the mass shootings, midterms, unhinged Donny at the presser, Sessions firing, and I forget what else, it seems like this happened 32 years ago.

Well I'm pretty good at multi-tasking, so.....

[quote]Me too. With all the mass shootings, midterms, unhinged Donny at the presser, Sessions firing, and I forget what else, it seems like this happened 32 years ago.

LOL

Anyone know how this is playing out?

Well, the media has already laughed at the allegations and moved on. The FBI is, presumably, investigating but we likely won't hear anything unless they think this rises to the level of an actionable offense. It's unlikely that Mueller will initiative civil action over something so ludicrous, so we don't have anything new and won't have until the FBI announces its results, if they do.

This is definitely going to go down as one of my Favorite Fails of 2018.