Jessica Mulroney, Fashion Guru Extraordinaire Lands Job on ABC!!

Oh, jesus...

Well, at least the quality of Meagain's unremoved tags will go up.

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As she dresses so poorly herself, this should be delicious

Ugh she and her douchebag husband need to go away.

This is Jessica at her wedding. She looks nothing like what she does today.

Oh, this should be good!

Good for her.....she's grest at her job. Her and her husband Ben are lovely people and admired here at home in Toronto

Can't they get my husband to be the male fashion guru?

r8 said no one ever.

LOL, R10. Yes, New Democratic Toronto loves a rumoured closet case and human Mattel product.

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She looks like shit. She's Madonna without the sag.

[quote]she is trying to cultivate herself as wholesome mother - on her social media account she creates recipes from scratch and has tons of endorsements for Canadian family-oriented brands. Let's be real - smoking is OUT and unhealthy. Not exactly the image she is trying to convey to her followers. In Canada nobody stalks her so she was probably sneaking a smoke thinking nobody was lurking in the bushes with a telephoto lens!

And she's still wearing that ugly orangey studio make up.

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Wow, her skin is very unattractive. Lumpy, bumpy.... HD is not her friend. Small wonder she lays it on like spackle. Then again her bestie doesn't have great skin either. They maybe bonded over oil and blackheads.

Damn she looks awful. In her segments does she brag about her friendship w Meghan?

DM is THE TWILIGHT ZONE with this piece today:

"As the daughter-in-law of former Canadian prime minister Brian Mulroney, Jessica, 38, enjoys almost royal status in their native country, where her husband is a TV host.

She has been a close friend of Meghan, 37, since the actress moved from California to Toronto, where the legal television drama Suits was filmed. At the Royal Wedding, she acted as ‘unofficial’ maid of honour."

DM being fed gibberish by MM's Muloney pal, Jessica:

As the daughter-in-law of former Canadian prime minister Brian Mulroney, Jessica, 38, enjoys almost royal status in their native country, where her husband is a TV host.

She has been a close friend of Meghan, 37, since the actress moved from California to Toronto, where the legal television drama Suits was filmed. At the Royal Wedding, she acted as ‘unofficial’ maid of honour.

Why do so many of you feel the need to say such vile shit about someone you never even met? NO, I'm not new here either. Pointless bitchery is one thing but this? Her skin, her clothes, the fact she's smoking a fag?

Looks like networking does pay off!

R20 - Anyone who says the Mulroneys enjoy almost "royal status in Canada" is clueless about how Canadians feel about Brian Mulroney and the scandal he created and got away with. The Mulroneys enjoy no royal status any more than any lowly civil servant in the Government of Canada bureaucracy does.

W&W, R2.

Because Meghan's wardrobe has been SUCH a great success!

Wow, her plastic surgery is particularly bad. She looks like a one dimensional cartoon.

That picture at R24 really illustrates why Meagain was such a terrible choice for a wife who is a member of the Royal Family. She and Mattel scream look at me! Look at me! That's all they want. It's all about them. Everything else is a prop or a set. People like her are harmless, they live in their own little shallow world and you can join if you value that too, not hard. But it has nothing to do with being a member of the Royal Family and trying to do some good work within the country. She can never succeed because she doesn't understand.

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WHO? WTF is a "FASHION GURU"?

It's amazing how so many delusional people get famous for doing absolutely nothing of substance!

It is hard to look at snaps like R27 and not get the gist of their relationship.

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I don't see anything special about those outfits at all. You can't wear skintight leggings to work. A red blazer that hands nearly to your knees? An ankle length wrap? And the woman on the far right...with the Fred Mertz belt...WTF

It's almost like Macy's said to her: please promote our 12 least-popular products.

Is she creating this capsule from the discount section of Walmart? That's the best she could come up with having ALL of NYC/Toronto at her disposal? No ma'am.

I like Meghan, but there is something about this person (and her husband) that rubs me all kinds of wrong. I mean big time. I can't stand them. They need to go away.

SO. CHEESY.

They are unwatchable. Ben should be working on a used car lot, and Jessica should be stocking shelves at Designer Depot.

The only fashionable people in Toronto are new immigrant students from China and Korea. I live here. Nobody talks about Jessica Mulroney and Ben is a joke.

I'd have preferred Jenna Maroney. Fashion Guru Extraordinaire.

[quote]Canadian fashion stylist

Oxymoron

Robin Roberts called her Jessica Malrooney.

Still recovering from Robin Roberts' stroke inducing magenta dress.

What the FUCK is she wearing in r38? It’s not even good in an ironic way.

She reminds me of my SIL who is nearly 50 and wears trendy stuff like size 12 ripped jeans and Champion sweatshirts and Gucci sneakers and matching fanny pack. “Plaid is on trend right now”, she crows. “Menswear for women is back this season!” she declares.

Yes, I nod. You are really on trend. Don’t be left behind.

“Myron Baloney”, a Canadian friend always used to call him.

I’m shocked that she was wearing olive khaki pants like that in r12. Why is she wearing something so UNSEXY? She’s a sexy mama, you know. A real MILF.

R38, I watched that clip just to hear Robin do that. Totally intentional. Made me cackle.

I love Roberts saying "Jessica Malrooooooooooney."

Jesus, in those photos Meghan Markle looks like what friends in Manhattan call "the Bridge and Tunnel Crowd" - low-class kids like the ones in "Working Girl" coming across the SI Ferry to cruise "the City" on Friday nights . . .

What a trashy piece. That's who she really is. Dimwit probably hates his fucking family and marrying Meghan Markle was an act of pure passive-aggression. It's incredible that the BRF let him do it, not just because she's trash, but because in the end, Harry will suffer far more from her character than they will.

This is usually the case with kids who act out - they get short-term satisfaction from (they think) shafting the family when it's really way too late for it to matter to them, and the kid himself ends up his own victim.

But she and Mulroney look like a pair a pair of con women in these photos. Sexuality aside, I doubt Harry can compete with Mulroney's huge footprint in Sparkle's psychic landscape.

Canadian royalty my arse - Brian Mulroney is one step from being Trump or George Bush.

Bad Rooney.....it’s so fitting.

I’ve noticed that she likes to accessorize her casual outfits with all three kids, but seems to prefer just the girl for eveningwear. I’ve started to think of them as a series called [italic]Leaving Ivy[/italic].

Don’t be awake when I get home!

Part of me loves how blatantly she pimps out her kids and friend Sparkle as marketing tools for her fashion-lifestyle career. As low as you can go, but the utter shamelessness is funny in a sick way.

In that spirit, R48, I realize you make me think how much I love her utter obliviousness. She has no idea how she comes across to people outside her shallow, wannabe bubble. She's hilarious to laugh at, not with. She's Meagain, with the ability to scheme successfully. I can tell you if she landed Prince Harry, J-ass would not wind up bounced out on it.

Listen to me, Ivy. You are responsible for shawdowing the babysitter and under no circumstances is she allowed to go in mommy’s bedroom. Do you understand me?

Hurry! My Uber is a minute away.

Is there documented proof that Ivy actually exists? I think I've seen a very similar looking Photoshop cut and paste image filed under "kute upwardly mobile kids".

You will learn to tie that lace properly, young lady, because if you don't, there's plenty of other kids from that factory would love to take your place.

That's a hard looking 38.

R45 says everything. I think it really does happen a lot, that men will choose these awful pushy women to act as their proxies. It’s the only explanation I can think of. They’re passive-aggressive men; they wind the women up and let them loose and enjoy the chaos and destruction.

She’s Jessica Seinfeld/Elizabeth Hammer/Reese Witherspoon. They’re all birds of a feather.

Does she think those Payless shoes go with the Mandee dress in r53?

Yup r54. And not pretty for all that makeup.

Jess and her husband are in a lavender marriage, R55. She is his beard.

She liked the plaid monstrosity enough to wear it twice. Here it is in September.

Their little house seems cute on the outside in r53, though. It’s very appealing to me.

Yes, Toronto still has a few nice little houses that will soon enough be sold for 2-3 million and torn down.

That plaid thing could be okay on a beautiful ethnic woman with a wild-colored satin blouse and killer shoes and accessories. That demure matchy-matchy stuff is bad.

I posted earlier but I just want to stress - I really like Meghan - but my golly I can't stand this person. Or her husband. OMG make them go away. They do not remotely deserve to be royal-adjacent.

R61 - Does that include that adorable place that the heroine of "Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" lived in, in that mews-like alley?

Because I want to buy it.

This is going to be a really cunty comment, but her elbows are those of a much older woman.

We kind of warned you about the Mulroneys upthread r63.

R64 That is still on Salisbury in Cabbagetown. The way it works is that a developer will bribe someone to get a demo permit or hire an arsonist if that fails.

[quote]They do not remotely deserve to be royal-adjacent.

Birds of a feather...

She's really thin but not pretty & the smoking is gross..

She's really thin but yet manages to look pudgy at the same time. It's weird.

[quote]This is going to be a really cunty comment, but her elbows are those of a much older woman.

What about the knees?

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She looks rough.

i may need to stop watching this show.

She smokes to keep her weight down.

She is spectacularly ugly and a phenomenally boring dresser. For a fashion person, she dresses like a small town doctor’s trendy wife. You know, she wears a suede skirt one day to book club and all the other Talbot’s wearers squeal, “Jess, you’re so baaaad!!”

Ben Mulroney is a charisma free zone and one of the most uninteresting people on seven continents. His face is better than warm milk and xanax.

For putting you to sleep, that is.

R76

R73 ugh those brows. does canada not have a brow place she can go to? why not flay out to see anastasia?

She’s such an asshole.

R55, Thank you for your very informative comment. I cannot stand manipulative women and I've never, ever understood why successful men choose totally unappreciative bitches. Does it remind them of their domineering mothers? I thought most men wanted to be adored, even worshiped .Exactly how can they and their friends tolerate women who treat them like cash registered to be opened at their whim?

R80, I don’t know. I’m guessing that, aside from having a pushy proxy, these men also appreciate the woman’s self-centeredness. It diverts their attention away from what the men are *really* doing.

It is not so complicated, R81, it is a lavender marriage.

r82, I can believe that. So in that case, my point still stands. All eyes on shiny Jess, pay no attention to the man behind the closet door haha.

She’s plain. Basic, generic, vanilla, bland.

I suppose you could call her “pretty”, but I’d rather look at someone ugly with a little personality and actual style.

R80 - I think part of the answer to your rhetorical question is that men may like being adored, but don't respect women who don't give them a hard time. I've seen this in my hetero male friends. Sometimes I think it's a vestigial hunter-gatherer chromosome left in straights - if it wasn't hard to get, they don't feel they've proved themselves worthy of it. These men seem to value a woman who manages to give them a hard time yet make them feel powerful at the same time.

Hence, that old saying "A man chases a girl until she finally catches him."

I'd say that's a pretty fair description of the Sussexes.

I'm still on the fence about the lavender marriage bit. Come to it, she pings more for me than Harry does.

[quote]She’s plain. Basic, generic, vanilla, bland.

With that spray tan, more creme caramel.

[quote]I suppose you could call her “pretty”

Cataracts are treatable. I wish you great good luck. ;)

She has the plastic surgery of a much older woman, too.

Sincere thanks to the above posters for their enlightening, sensible answers.

R85, good insights!

Why does she dress in those trousers and turtlenecks that make her look like a cross between Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo?

Robin looks like she’s ready to eat out her snatch!

Mulroney looks like a hooker. All those suitcase girls on the game show Markle was on were hookers. I know nothing about the Mulroneys although I spent a lot of time in Toronto when he was PM. They are not Canadian royalty, the Trudeaus aren't even Canadian royalty but they're closer to it. Canadians have real royalty, British royalty.