“Ugliest “celebrities to whom you are sexually attracted.

Ron Perlman. I once had a strange erotic dream involving all three male leads from 'Quest for Fire' (in their film make-up)

Ron Perlman is quite sexy. But in the Quest For afire makeup? You sick puppy, r1.

Donald Sutherland. Shit, I don't even think that he is in the Ugly category , if not for this age of "men must not be men; they have to be Jiminy Cricket cute." Only Quasimodo levels of visage will get between me , lankiness in a man and a very good baritone speaking voice with inflections. Same reason I love off Peter Tosh; although that man was never called "ambiguously good looking" a day in his always handsome life. Lanky, with a deep speaking voice............

Jeremy Allen White. Weird features and not classically handsome.

MALKOVICH!

OP made me gag a little at the graphic description.

Vincent Cassel.

Jimmy Durante

Always thought John Torturro (sp?) was sexy as hell.

Younger Jean-Paul Belmondo.

Pete Davidson owns this thread.

R11, Only from the waist down.

Adding another vote for Ron Perlman.

I have a serious thing for Woody Harrelson. He's not ugly per se, but he's certainly not handsome in the classic sense either.

David Morse, not that ugly but certainly not pretty.

Ron Perlman has a great voice. The reason he was actually cast in all those beast-like roles is because of his warmth and charisma.

“Jim Dandy” Mangrum back in his day. Looks like warmed over shit now

If I'm attracted to someone, he's not ugly to me.

Jeff Goldblum.

R4 It's his dreamy green bedroom eyes. And he has nice lips. Kissable.

OP yum yum yum

Iggy was hot back in the day.

Apparently, he has a huge, hard dick. He used to stand hard and naked offstage at CBGBs and let ANYONE suck him.

Lucky, lucky people...

Adam Driver

David Thewlis. I've always found him sexy, though friends cringe at the mention of his name.....

A young Mick Jagger.

What the hell happened?

R25 Ron is a cool dude, I heard him on a podcast, he grew up in Washington Heights

^ that was meant for r1

Iggy

Mick is still sexy as hell

Steve Buscemi

Mick Jagger has never been sexy.

My the bottom of my heart, thank you, r30.

Sean Penn's ass was cute on 'Racing with the Moon". When I worked on a film with him, I thought that he actually looks much better in person. No beauty contest winner, but he doesn't really photograph very attractively in general.

Ryan Gosling

Sean was sexy in AT CLOSE RANGE, r34, so I can believe it.

Some folks didn't think Yul Brynner wasn't conventionally attractive, but he was sexy as hell.

Funny, I just watched "Performance," which I hadn't seen in decades. Mick--beyond being a fey pervert--has no sexual presence whatsoever.....James Fox does.

Willem Dafoe

Wally Beery

[quote]Funny, I just watched "Performance," which I hadn't seen in decades. Mick--beyond being a fey pervert--has no sexual presence whatsoever.....James Fox does.

James Fox was great flirting with Dr Aziz in A PASSAGE TO INDIA.

Charles Nelson Reilly used to give me serious boners.

[quote]Jeff Goldblum.

He was never ugly, Mr. Magoo.

[quote] Willem Dafoe

Agreed! He has a killer body, too. I found him hot in that awful Madonna movie from the 90s.

Eric Balfour. Not really "ugly" (just quirky looking), but hot AF and really knows how to work the camera.

R44 Me three! Willam has a huge schlong too

Vincent Donofrio. Fat as a polar bear, bald, lumbering, possibly lightly retarded. I would fuck him silly.

Adrien Brody.

Goldblum has always been hideous.

Adrien Brody and Eric Balfour have never been ugly.

Pete Davidson looks sick, and not in a good way.

Steve Buscemi circa Ghost World.

I have always thought Jeff Goldblum was very attractive.

DANNY DEVITO

[quote]Goldblum has always been hideous.

I agree!

OP I too love and am still attracted to Iggy Pop and his joyful vitality and his tan stringy body.

Iggy’s penis mightier than the sword

[quote]OP I too love and am still attracted to Iggy Pop and his joyful vitality and his tan stringy body.

Yes! There’s a lot of warmth and primal energy there.

How did Iggy Pop have that body when he was young? He’s got cum gutters!

Has he given up whipping his dick out on the stage? It seemed to be a regular occurrence back in the day.

Lee Marvin

Jared Harris

The late Tom Petty before his latter years.

Another vote for Eric Balfour.

A second vote for the young, skinny, toothy Tom Petty.

Thank you R45 and R62! Eric Balfour is hot as hell. I love his Roman nose and long face. He reminds me of a cuter version of a young Bruce Springsteen. He was amazing in the show Haven.

Another vote for Adrien Brody and Jeff Goldblum. I like 'em lanky.

They are not ugly, but they are not conventionally attractive either.

Iggy spent a lot of time with Bowie. I always wondered about that, because Bowie fucked everyone.

Willem Dafoe is hot. And my partner would fall to his knees if he ever saw him in person.

I love em lanky too. Jeff Goldblum and Eric Balfour, definitely. Adrian Brody, yuck. HARD pass. There is something creepy and smarmy and gross about him IMO. Too thirsty or something maybe. (that Halle Berry kiss, bleck.)

Lord help me... but Peter Thiel. I'm a sucker for intense creepy intellectual types. And according to one DLer a while back, he loves eating ass too.

I second David Thewlis. He's dreamy.

VIC TAYBACK

Iggy Cock

From a woman’s perspective, Mick is very sexy

Jason Alexander and his chubby tummy

Lydia Lunch in the 1980s and 1990s.

Peter Stormare and the guy who plays the Hound on GAME OF THRONES

If r73 is serious I think he wins this thread.

Jason Alexander was super cute in a movie he did called The Burning in the early 80's. He was an adorable little cub in that with a mane of beautiful curly black hair. Even showed his ass, too. He's the one on the far left.

Face. He really was cute.

Jason Alexander is pretty handsome imo, albeit bald and short

Tommy Chong and John Glover

Christopher Eccleston.

Not one that did it for me but did it for quite a few people for a brief time: Telly Savalas during his Kojak run.

I forever love Seymour

But not many do

What R39 said.

Eric Balfour, is, I think, considered a beautiful man. Not pretty, but impressive.

Ron Perlman being a really cool dude and a great character actor makes him kinda sexy, though he isn't really conventionally good looking. He has that beast like sex appeal to him.

He's also a democrat.

Ron Perlman is hot. He fought with Kurt Sutter, the Sons of Anarchy showrunner, because he wanted to cast Jesse James on the show. Perlman is Jewish and his wife is black.

I used to think Joe Spano from "Hill Street Blues" was sexy.

Ron Perlman was more watchable than pretty boy Charlie Hunman's wooden acting in SoA.

Agree R86. Perlman is a Dem, AND a vocal resister.

R89, disagree about Charlie, but I think he's hot as fuck, so I may be biased.

Michael Shannon--ugly as fuck and looks a decade older than his actual age, but he has a decent body and a great voice. I've developed a major crush on him after seeing TSOW. God, he was sexy in that.

Michael Shannon as a twink extra in Groundhog Day.

Old Chris Walken

MS shirtless

Is Charlie Day considered ugly? I think he's adorable, but I guess his characters always look like they would smell and are in desperate need of a shower.

This is Charlie Day all cleaned up, so I don't see how anyone could say this face is ugly. He actually looks rather beautiful.

Artie Lange's nose

Hope you're kidding