Mobility Mary

These names are killing me. Especially Permit Patty 🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious.

Oh My God

So this is the mindset of a handicapped Trump suporter. Everything is scary, she can’t see the dangerous paths ahead, and even the few times her anger is justified she comes off as annoying.

Forgetting her potential politics, she is a human that is invisible to the world around here and it’s incredibaly sad. I have mixed feeling about this video and don’t wish this mental state on anyone, besides Trump himself and his adult family.

The woman with the dog was a cunt.

One blood sugar spike away from her final roll.

Good G-d, she lives to be outraged.

2018 personified.

The woman with the dogs off leash made me angry.

That said, thanks OP, I've found a new hobby :)

r5 I assume, based on the guy in the black SUV’s reaction, that she has MAGA shit on her which is a part of the reason that people give zero fake about her crazy ass.

This looks like LA, same type of reaction to an Obama hat in parts of Alabama. Oh wait, they rarely have sidewalks and public transportation so she would have to stay home and suffer.

She'd be a great theme park ride operator for excitable pearl clutchers.

Made my night.

She drives like a Datalounger.

Lives to be outraged. Probably wouldn’t need the scooter if she’d get some exercise.

OP is a troll

I quit watching halfway through. I got bored after several minutes of the same thing.....her following a woman with a dog and bellowing for her to move. Did it get any better? That said, as annoying and entitled as Mobility Mary acted, she was not wrong about the dogs off leash or the psycho cunt who refused to get out of her way.

"The woman with the dog was a cunt."

The woman with the two off-leash dogs was wrong . But the woman with one leashed dog was totally within her rights. She has the right of way and doesn't have to move herself and her dog all the way off the sidewalk because the fat cunt on the mobility scooter wants to go faster. If Mobility Mary could ask politely, I'm sure most people would move. But she'd rather make screaming demands and be denied so she can play the victim.

While Mary of course seems unhinged, I do think there were some real examples of downright assholedness among others: the cunt with the dog who wouldn't step off the sidewalk momentarily for Mary to pass by, and the wizened black bitch who wouldn't move a foot so that Mary could go onto the sidewalk. Are people really that nasty?

R17, why should the woman with the dog step all the way off the sidewalk because Mobility Mary screamed at her? There's no reason to reward her rude screaming by just getting out of her way.

C.O.W. = Cunt On Wheels

How does she think she has the right to ride her scotter out in traffic, then getting all upset about cars and buses passing her!

So entitled and demanding. Her attitude eclipses anyone else she encounters.

[quote]She has the right of way and doesn't have to move herself and her dog all the way off the sidewalk because the fat cunt on the mobility scooter wants to go faster.

Ah, okay. Now we're clear. The real reason she doesn't deserve common courtesy is because she's FAT. So, if a hot "fit" guy was zooming along the sidewalk on a bike behind the Ms. Cunty and her dog, she would be expected to move, right?

I love how feisty the people she's harassing are. Here in Europe everyone would mindlessly obey her commands, but the people in this video actually stood up to her cuntery. Good for them.

Why do black people have to be SO nasty ? Regardless of Mary's nuttiness,shes an old woman who obviously isnt well mentally or physically. Would she annoy me?Absolutely . Would I be nasty or curse her? Absolutely not. I wonder if she had been black if the black folks would have been so rude and disrespectful. Not being racist,genuinely wondering.

Fuck off, concern troll.

I hate how rude people have become and for no reason other than to have an excuse to be hostile. Mobility Mary is annoying for sure, but she obviously has mental problems. It would have been MUCH easier for those bitches to move aside and let her pass. They went out of their way to be assholes.

[quote]I wonder if she had been black if the black folks would have been so rude and disrespectful. Not being racist,genuinely wondering.

No they would not. But don't single them out. Everyone is rude and selfish these days. It's pitiful.

Maybe the other people have mental problems too?

^^Sorry--I meant they would have been just as rude black or white. It doesn't matter. No one feels any obligation to show older people respect or compassion in 2018.

^ She was so fucking obnoxious. I almost cheered when that black guy leapt out of his vehicle at the drive-thru to let her know her shit was going to stop right there.

I wondered about the woman walking the dog. Wouldn’t it have been easier to step aside for one minute as opposed to hearing MM bleating incessantly?

[quote]She was so fucking obnoxious. I almost cheered when that black guy leapt out of his vehicle at the drive-thru to let her know her shit was going to stop right there.

Yes, let's all cheer for an able bodied young man showing hostility and disrespect to an older, disabled woman.....in front of his children.

I know this woman!!!! She used to love round the corner from my old job. Yes, she’s whacky as fuck, she has a parrot (Cockatoo I think) with some grand name like Lady Arabella Huntley. She is also missing a foot. I won’t give her real name, but she is a good person, but completely crazy when she’s on her mobility scooter!

Cunt can probably walk just fine....

I wonder if she’s a fixture in these people’s lives and they’re just over her.

Does her pussy stink?

This is why I just can't get behind the sjw public humiliation movement. Alot of it is just targeting people who are mentally "off " or socially vulnerable. I've yet to hear a logical explanation as for why exactly that's worse than bullying based on ethnicity. I live in a diverse area where rudeness is the norm and I'm going to be honest, I see shit behavior from people of ALL demographics in public. I suspect that alot of these altercations aren't as straightforward as people want to believe . I won't judge someone on a 30 second video without knowing what came before.

No 22 - your people taught us well to spot a con person, don't care how crippled they are. And you need to fuck off with your "concern" you racist cunt.

And I hope every black person that you have obviously pissed off in life ( I mean how else do you think Black people per se are cunty? See the benefit of the doubt that I have given you there?) carries on using their correct gut instinct on your arse ( no pun intended).

R30 wow, twitter activists are truly courageous. What's more powerful and privileged than a middle aged, mentally ill disabled woman? Stuff like this pushes me further and further away from the left, and I am not a Trumper.

so sick of this mentality that some sorts of discrimination aren't as bad as others. Respect and decency is a two way street ,there is no reason they could not have given her a little leeway.

"Ah, okay. Now we're clear. The real reason she doesn't deserve common courtesy is because she's FAT. So, if a hot "fit" guy was zooming along the sidewalk on a bike behind the Ms. Cunty and her dog, she would be expected to move, right??"

No, the real reason people don't move out of her way is because she starts screaming demands with entitlement rather than asking politely like a normal person. If a hot fit guy was that nasty, people wouldn't get out of his way either.

She does have a heart though.

R37, you're totally right that respect and decency are a two way street. Mary started each interaction with people with screams of nasty entitlement. Why would the others respond by 'giving her a little leeway'. She gives negativity and receives in kind.

The lady with the two dogs off leash was a passive aggressive bitch. It’s not other people’s responsibility to be passified by the owner’s assurances that the dogs “aren’t gonna hurt you.”

The lady with the dog on a leash was fine - when she was off to the side at the intersection and told Mary to go around, Mary replied “I can’t get close to your dog.” So she was expecting the woman to not only step off the sidewalk, but WAY OFF the sidewalk so she could motor past at faster than pedestrian speeds. Nonsense. A sidewalk doesn’t become a speedway just because one is on a motorized device. Same for bicyclists who ride their bikes on sidewalks.

R40 why wasn't the animal leashed? She is a physically disabled woman and if that animal bit her she would be completely vulnerable

R35 Listen Cunty,I worked customer service for 22 long fucking years and I dealt with 1000s,if not 10s of 1000s of black people during that time. 75% of the time when someone started screaming and acting out,they were BLACK. Thats just the reality of my life experience. I dont assume every black person I meet is an asshole because of it,but it does seem they are prone to throwing shit fits in public. How thats whitey's fault Im sure you can explain. How you can justify a young man screaming curse words and hurling verbal abuse at a nutty old lady on a fucking mobility scooter is beyond me. No matter how much she might have deserved it,hes still supposed to be setting an example for his kids. So THEY are going to grow up thinking its okay to scream and curse at people you dont agree with because slavery ,right ?

R42, people above have pointed out that the woman with the unleashed dog was in the wrong. But the others such as the woman with the leashed dog were screamed at just the same. Mobility Mary screamed at all of them with her demands. Why would they just acquiesce to her entitlement?

[quote]Why would they just acquiesce to her entitlement?

Care to pose this same question to other groups of entitled crybabies and perpetual victims?

Like Trump voters, R45? Sure.

That crackpot tries to engage every single person she crosses paths with but she only seems to have one set of social skills - whining, victimhood, and a really pathetic sort of indignation. She must be incredibly lonely, but it’s easy to see why none of the people in that video want to interact with her at all. The lady with the dogs off leash was her equal in cuntitude, though.

Mobility Mary: The Adventure Continues

If only she’d be flattened by a bus

Why is she just randomly riding around?

Does her Youtube channel get much ad revenue? Taking a header off a hillside would bring in a few million views.

I love how the guy in the second video flatly informs her that's she's insane.

The video should be titled "The Death of Empathy."

r53 Perfect.

Mobility Mary sounds really bitchy and bossy like she expects everyone to automatically clear the way for her.

She needs a keeper not a mobile device to dangerously drive around on.

It should be called Let’s be deliberately provoking and obnoxious from a scooter.

She went out of her way to provoke that last guy in the second video.

I wouldn't know about the second video. I shut it off half way through.

Yeah, the woman is pathetic. The woman is annoying.

Her misery is a real laugh riot.

I thought this was a stunt. Why would she have a camera on her filming all the time?

BINGO! R58

Hilarious? Entertaining? I guess I missed those parts.

The lady with the dog likely has run into Mobility Mary before and refuses to take her shit again

Her voice is shrill and obnoxious, but her requests to get passed aren’t unreasonable.

The ones that engage without moving aside baffle me.

Just step aside in silence - you wouldn’t even have to acknowledge her beyond that if you didn’t want to.

Could be actors.

Why does this person have a go pro with her? Is this a put on or is she trying to start shit for a law suit? In my state sidewalks are for pedestrians only. All other wheeled traffic is in the road and must give right of way to pedestrians. Cyclists must yield to walkers, cars yield to cyclists, etc.

My feeling is the neighbors know her well and are aware of her shit and tired of it. Notice no one was very sympathetic? It’s not because they’re rude, it’s because they are sick of her shit and her trying to make everyone else accede to her whims. She wants the neighborhood to revolve around her and her disability.

Sidewalks are for pedestrians. She can't walk so uses a scooter to supplement her as a pedestrian. She is still a pedestrian. Tough shit that the lady with the dog won't let her past, she's a pedestrian too. Scooter lady goes out in search of controversy. Get in line bitch.

Fuck you, OP. Mental illness and desperation are hilarious. Fuck right off.

She has such a victim mentality. Oh woe is me! I have to turn around because there is stuff in the way. She lives to be a martyr and she needs a caretaker.

She's the perfect old lady drama queen for DL., she makes a mountain out of a mole hill.

[quote]…But the others such as the woman with the leashed dog were screamed at just the same. Mobility Mary screamed at all of them with her demands. Why would they just acquiesce to her entitlement?

Go back and look at the clip again. At 2:03, when Mary first encounters the lady with the leashed dog, she asks NICELY—at least two-times—for the lady to move over so she (Mary) could pass. The dog lady then totally cunts out.

While Mary is, of course, an obvious wackjob, I do feel very sorry for her in the dog lady confrontation.

I hear folks about the dog walking lady possibly being rude, but did Mobility Mary ever actually get close enough to even pass her?

Mary's crime is sounding like Shelley Winters.

welcome to the world of the left wing social media mob. They are just as bad and lacking in decency as the old school right wing mob. Meet the new boss, same as the old one. The woman with the pet off leash is a cunt. People are complicated, I'm sick of this juvenile mentality that you can tell who's at fault in an altercation just by looking at skin color. I mean how much "power " does an aged,low income disabled woman really have? It was wrong when conservatives do it, but it's wrong when liberals go that route as well. Can you imagine the outrage if ANY other demographic was being exclusively targeted for public shaming videos and being given little nicknames based on their ethnicity? And you better believe that other groups absolutely act out in public. Don't bullshit me otherwise.

Only one gender and ethnicity is the target of nicknames lately: White females.

R73 exactly, and frankly that's a little disturbing to me. White women certainly can and do behave badly in public. But so do all other groups and I don't believe for a second that they are over represented in terms of public acting out. This scapegoating of a single group is never OK and historically leads to bad things. The left has become way too comfortable with scapegoating "safe" targets whether it's white women or gay men and it is not a healthy route to go down. If we are going to go that route, then let's turn the camera on everyone, not a designated group.

I used to work right off of Pico.

R72... She's the one with the GoPro and at one point in the first video she's says that she's putting this on YT. BTW, I'm yet laughed at her or called her names.

I'm a full-time caregiver for an elderly family member who is blind and unable to walk. The only "arguments" that she and I get into revolve around her "I don't want to be a bother" passive/aggressive meekness and my general inability to read minds. If she were out and about on her own with a scooter, I can absolutely guarantee that she wouldn't be getting into any of the misadventures that this obnoxious bi-...er… genteel disabled lady seems to be having. Some people just create drama wherever they go.

She creates this drama. Dog walking woman was rude, but I wonder if she’s encountered her before? Plus at no point was sh ever close enough to pass her. The woman was walking at a brisk pace, and havin a mobility scooter doesn’t give you a pass to travel at the highest possible speed, so she can just slow the fuck down if she so terrified of dogs.

She screams out to the guy fiddling with his bike at the highway on ramp to move from 30+ feet away. She’s no where near him but she’s demanding that he move. Then she scolds him when he moves and gestures he to go, like it’s his fault and he can control traffic patterns and walk signals. Then she pleads with the woman walking by to help her cross! I feel for the disabled and work with many, but the emphasis is always on doing for ones self and not being a burden, be capable, etc. “Mary” here seems to think it’s her right to boss others around and do what she tells them to do, and that the whole world should literally “step to the side!” when they see here coming.

She sounds deeply unhappy. I have no sympathy, though.

The black guy at Taco Bell bringing up Truml umprompted, and her not answering that, makes me believe she has MAGA or Trump shot displayed somewhere.

If she does indeed visibly support Trump, and goes tooling around L.A. at high speeds barking at everyone to do her bidding or obey the law, she deserves every bit of scorn and ridicule possible.

Jesus,I hope none of you bitches will ever be old,lonely,disabled and mentally ill .Oh wait,Im on DL so that ship has sailed.

R80 I know right. Frankly though I don't understand why making fun of disabled people is somehow righteous while bullying people because of ethnicity is the ultimate wrong. Don't get me wrong they are BOTH bad, but I am sick of this mentality that one is OK.

I think she enjoys harassing people she has a ton of YouTube videos.

Excuse me? People 40 feet away from me? Would you PLEASE make room for my scooter AND my considerable mental issues? I need to really floor this baby the whole way down the sidewalk so I can record myself bitching about that scooter parked at the next intersection. I’m on my way to Whole Foods to police the 18 foot wide handicapped thru-way, in case someone is standing with their shopping cart 6 inches within the blue lines. Oh my god, you have a DOG!?!? UNBELIEVABLE.

Why won’t anyone HELP ME?!?!? What is WRONG WITH YOU, YOU IDIOOOOT!!!!

I love you r71.

OH MY GODDDD!!!

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!

I don't drive but why was this unhinged self-absorbed woman, Mobility Mary, driving so fast on a mobility scooter?! Most of the people she was screaming were 20-30 feet away from her. She was 'driving' like she was Mario Andretti!

WHY was this nut-job even purposely filming this? She damn well knew she was going to put it on YouTube, she screeched that several times.

MM had better watch out Mitch McConnell doesn't take away her disability cart, he's now going after SS and Medicare, disability benefits can't be far behind!

She seems to spend a good deal of time at Whole Foods. I used to work at WFM and can say that strangely, those stores seem to attract "colorful" people. I think it's because the staff are trained to be so nice and patient with everyone. No other retailers would put up with her shit.

It will end in tears for our Mobility Mary.

[R88]

I agree. Somebody is going to plow into her at one of those highway crossings eventually.

She is known in her neighborhood, considered crazy, big troublemker.

That scooter gonna get stolen.

How old is this Trumpster Turd? She sounds about 80.

I have a neighbor with MS, he uses a mobility scooter. This man doesn't whine, doesn't expect the sea to part for him. He's extremely independent. He got MS a few years after his wife passed away. He's extremely independent. Both his adult children live in another state, he doesn't even have a home aide. Most people don't have half the courage and independence this man has.

When I watch clips like this Mobilty Mary schmuck, my blood boils. 30-40 feet away from people and she's screeching that they need to move for her?! She's not even polite or normal about any of it. Fuck her.

I want a scooter like that.

If you can't afford one, just bust up both your hips.

"I CANT GET PAST YOU PLEASE GO TO THE SIDE"

Meanwhile, that bitch has ALL THE ROOM IN THE WORLD TO EASILY GO RIGHT PAST THE PERSON SHE'S WHINING TO! In most of her videos she clearly had enough room to pass the people she was screaming at. What a piece of shit person she is.

Has this cretin ever been assaulted? She deserves to be!

It's clear this hot mess has no life, no friends, nothing. Harassing people is her entire life.

If only Mobility Mary lived in Russia; the drivers there would've put her out of her misery years ago.

Scratches from unleashed dogs, huh? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

The “scratches” she has are probably from her 50 cats and 20 birds. I can imagine what her home looks like!

Is she actually disabled? I wonder if she really needs that scooter or does she 'need' it because she's 300 pounds?

I’m sure she’s a fat Deplorable.

Mobility Mary should have slapped the girl with the dog.

Why is this woman shouting " EXCUSE ME" a full block away as she races up behind pedestrians?

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. WHAT IS THE RUSH?

There was a woman in my old neighborhood who was similarly aggressive about her rights as a disabled person who also used a mobility scooter. Aggressively zooming along the streets with a German Shepard attached to the scooter- the German Shepard had an open wound on its leg and was ultimately replaced by another dog who looked as miserable as his predecessor but had no visible wounds.

The rights of the animals were insignificant compared to her rights to run down pedestrians and shout abuse at others she deemed to be obstructing her path.

fake

She has the go pro because she’s been hit by cars on several occasions.

So... Why is it only one demographic that's being targeted for internet shaming videos? So is it now acceptable to go videotape other groups of people acting badly and then give them stereotypical names based on their Ethnicity? And could the videos be titled things like Angry Ahmed? Or Whiny Juanita? That's completely fine now right? Or is it only white and female who can be publicly denigrated? Just asking.

[quote] She has the right of way and doesn't have to move herself and her dog all the way off the sidewalk

“All the way off”? A couple steps to the right or left is not “all the way off the sidewalk”. It’s amusing if people go out for exercise - and yet can’t make a couple of extra steps to let an older person go by. Taking a few steps for only a short while is so trivial it shouldn’t even be an issue.

What's this annoying lunatic's REAL deal? It seems she basically she just drives around with a camera attached to her scooter looking for problems.

She must want these daily confrontations, so she can garner attention because she has no life or friends. These stupid confrontations, which she causes, must give her life some meaning.

Who the fuck takes a mobility scooter near a fucking HIGHWAY?

She sure doesn't come across as someone I'd be sympathetic towards. I've never had a physical altercation with anyone in my life, but she might be the first person I wouldn't have a problem punching square in the face!

Anyone take any videos of this crazy old bat?

Some grackles should divebomb and shit all over her.

fk-you-both-woman-flips-out-over-a-25-mph-speed-limit/

Typical white trash deplorable @R108. Not a surprise.

Trump has emboldened ALL these fucking lunatics.

Personally, I think Mary is great. Can’t wait for more of her vids.

[quote]Personally, I think Mary is great. Can’t wait for more of her vids.

Great to make fun of and laugh at. Not "great" in real life. Imagine having to entertain her nonsense everyday? Most people wouldn't put up with that sort of whiny bullshit on a daily basis.

Where does that freak live?

I like difficult people.

Looks like she is infamous in her neighborhood and people have had enough of her.

Like you, r113?

[quote]I like difficult people.

Sounds like you have issues or an awful lot of time on your hands. Most people have overly full busy lives, not extra time to entertain the lunacy of others.

I have three freelance art accounts and I'm my elderly mom's caregiver. She's more mobile that MM! She lives alone, yet I do all her shopping and accompany her to her docs appointments. She's mentally fine but has the usual issues of the elderly, she has failing eyesight and her hearing is also going, otherwise, I'd rather deal with my mom's problems than the self-made problems of a, likely, obese lazy woman who probably doesn't even need that damn scooter.

Someone posted under one of MM's You Tube vids that she's not even old, just fat and lazy. I believe it! Fuck her and her self-made bullshit.

This thread is useless without photos!

Love mobility Mary!

I see the trolls are out in full force tonight.

Thread closed!

eat my ass!

[quote] I've never had a physical altercation with anyone in my life, but she might be the first person I wouldn't have a problem punching square in the face!

Be careful, R105. Since you have no real fighting experience, you might miss and end up hurting yourself. Or she might punch you back and harder than your first amateur punch attempt.

She’s back...

I'm surprised someone hasn't shot the San Diego bull dyke.

I watched the full video - hoping that someone would run her over

Does that make me a bad person?

Is Mary posting these videos to YouTube under those titles? Is she trying to brand herself?

Nope.

She lives in Mar Vista, CA, r111.

The bitch travels through West LA, Pico Area to Mar Vista, Culver City, and Westminster. She really gets around.

That scooter must have one powerful battery.

Mobility Mary is my idol!

Help me DL - what is a good response when someone (like the lady in the video who doesn’t put leashes on her dogs) is in the wrong but then tries to flip it and gives you the passive aggressive “have a great day/Halloween” and “you seem like a wonderful person”? I act like that sort of thing doesn’t bother me but inside I’m fuming 😤 How can I respond in a way that shuts them down without letting them know that they got to me?

she is supposed to get around, scooters allow disabled persons the independence they need.but is it necessary to run down and harass pedestrians walking their dogs or to scream at the non-infirm?

Let’s worship her! Come on queens, rally!

[quote]It will end in tears for our Mobility Mary.

We can only hope.

An article on Mobility Mary. She's a great one to talk about breaking laws, since it looks like she does the same on her long distance jaunts, using regular roadways. The disability scooters are off-road vehicles.

She doesn't always freak at dogs walking near her either, as shown in some of her other videos.

I'm looking forward t the video which ends with get becoming one big......

[quote]Be careful, [R105]. Since you have no real fighting experience, you might miss and end up hurting yourself. Or she might punch you back and harder than your first amateur punch attempt.

Have you beat someone up, if so, are you proud of it? You post isn't funny at all. I never said I didn't know how to throw a punch, that I was never in a fight, I'm sure the majority of normal people have never been in a fist fight, you moron. America sure is one violent country.

This woman is an annoying snowflake, the worst kind of hypocritical Trumpster. She surely must have Trump stickers all over her scooter. That guy in the yellow top and shorts, the man who got out this truck, mentioned it. I'm glad he told her off.

Being disabled, if she actually is, doesn't give this looney woman the right to trash talk others.

btw, why is she on a ROAD with her scooter? That's illegal! This lunatic needs to be fined and that scooter taken away from her!

I think Mobility Mary has scootered her sorry ass over to The DL. R114, MARY! is that you?

I hope mobility Mary beats the shit out of someone or runs over someone

I'd enjoy seeing this mental case deal with a place like Rikers. She would not last one minute!

They'd wipe than whiney "OH MY GOOOOODDDD!" out of her ugly mouth.

I picture her looking like this.

R137 is a sad excuse!

I'm not a mean person (yes, I know I'm on DL). The disabled people I know are generally rather unassuming people, who face down some difficult circumstances to get through life. They're NOT entitled assholes, speed-racing on scooters, practically threatening to run people down. This old bitch is just that: a bitch. What is her disability? Is she just a great big, fat person, who doesn't feel like walking? If so, I see dozens of people like that every day at my local supermarket. I would secretly like to tip their scooters over, and watch them scuttle like crabs to get upright.

My crotch stinks

I don't understand why she doesn't just drive a car. She clearly has command of her senses and damn good reflexes if she can maneuver that scooter at high speeds like she does.

"Moron", R136? You're too emotionally triggered over this trivial issue. And you lack reading comprehension. You confessed you've never been in a physical altercation - which means that you have zero experience of physical confrontation in a street setting. Whether you "know" how to throw a punch in theory / in your head is irrelevant - if you have zero experience, you're an amateur. I wasn't trying to be "funny", I simply said you should be careful and not expect it to go the easy-breezy, fairytale-perfect way you planned it in your head. It often gets messy and blows back in your face.

I wonder what she would do if she came upon another mobility user ahead of her on the sidewalk who wasn't moving as fast as she was. Would she demand that person get off the sidewalk so she could pass, or just slow her ass down and keep her mouth shut.

Her name is Linda. In one of the videos (she's at Trader Joe's), the guy making way for her calls her "Linda" a few times.

R145 good point

R144 has been in a lot of rumbles

Not a lot, R147, but enough to be wise enough not to fantasise about starting one.

[quote]"Moron", [R136]? You're too emotionally triggered over this trivial issue. And you lack reading comprehension. You confessed you've never been in a physical altercation - which means that you have zero experience of physical confrontation in a street setting. Whether you "know" how to throw a punch in theory / in your head is irrelevant - if you have zero experience, you're an amateur. I wasn't trying to be "funny", I simply said you should be careful and not expect it to go the easy-breezy, fairytale-perfect way you planned it in your head. It often gets messy and blows back in your face.

You seem to have the reading comprehension problem. I said I've never had a physical confrontation with a stranger. What makes you think I've never fought in a boxing gym? I have a professional boxer in my family. You know nothing about me. A handful of posts, then some DL troll swears they 'know' someone. Typical.

Yet you made a juvenile joke that some obese cranky old fool in a mobility scooter might punch me out. You sure were trying to be "funny" yet epically failed, as most DL trolls usually do. Yeah dude, you go fuck yourself.

DL is filled with amateur armchair psychiatrists and tons of annoying trolls.

A trip to the hardware store with Mobility Mary.

[quote]I wonder what she would do if she came upon another mobility user ahead of her on the sidewalk who wasn't moving as fast as she was. Would she demand that person get off the sidewalk so she could pass, or just slow her ass down and keep her mouth shut.

Linda would probably shut off her Go-Pro camera and get into some type of altercation with the other mobility user! Wouldn't it be great if the other person had their own camera set up!

Mobility Mary seems to be itching for arguments every day of her life. She reminds me of those people who got into fast food joints, buy one cup of coffee, proceed to sit there for hours, then get angry when some customers who actually bought a bunch of food need the table One Cup Georgie been commandeering for 3+ hours.

Would we all love Mobility Mary if she was an outraged eldergay on a scooter looking for drama, and reprimanding the neighborhood? I think shes insane, but funny. As a poster up-thread mentioned, she sounds like Shelley Winters.

Why does she need to go to the back of the hardware store? She's not going in. Can't she park her scooter out front instead of making people go to the back door?

[quote]Would we all love Mobility Mary if she was an outraged eldergay on a scooter looking for drama, and reprimanding the neighborhood? I think shes insane, but funny. As a poster up-thread mentioned, she sounds like Shelley Winters.

This woman doesn't even try to be funny, charming or an actual curmudgeon, she just yells, whines and demands! She's an adult toddler, par for the course in these times of Trump.

Perhaps if she was't so mean spirited, rude and entitled, I could be more compassionate, as it stands now, I hope she gets hits by a truck. Her being on highway in a mobility scooter is illegal. No one is calling her on that?

[quote]Why does she need to go to the back of the hardware store? She's not going in. Can't she park her scooter out front instead of making people go to the back door?

It appears she does this because she's a nasty entitled crone who is always out looking for attention.

linda could have used her cellphone to call the store to request access while in the parking lot rather than make a scene and drag passerbys into her drama

She does this shit on purpose. Here she drives into the path of an oncoming vehicle.

Well I never in all my life!

[quote]She does this shit on purpose. Here she drives into the path of an oncoming vehicle.

What an insane crazy bitch! What the hell is so important that this mentally disturbed woman must be out at night on her damn scooter? It seems as if she has all the time in the world to shop during the day.

Her You Tube videos prove she's been in the wrong many times, she should be heavily fined, especially for harassing others and using her scooter on a highway, which is illegal. She has no business using a mobility scooter on a highway, she should be fined for that alone.

It begs the question why is this woman filming all of this anyway? Is it like her hobby to be a cunt to everyone? I agree with whoever said upthread that politeness is a two way street. Aren't these monikers like mobile Mary reserved to white on black racism?

fake

I had the same thought, R156. She could also probably order whatever she bought/needed there online and have it delivered to her house.

Does she ever say WHY she needs to zoom all over town all the time? Where the fuck is she going when she’s berating strangers from 30 feet away to move so she can zip past them at high speed? She clearly doesn’t work. It seems like the whole point of her life is to create drama, play the victim and demand attention and “help.” Her mental issues are her only real disability.

Is she getting money from YouTube viewership?

[quote] You seem to have the reading comprehension problem. I said I've never had a physical confrontation with a stranger.

No, R149, you have an acute memory problem, since you can’t even remember your own words. You wrote: “I've never had a physical altercation with ANYONE in my life”. Not “with a stranger” as you now claim in a weak revisionist attempt – but “with ANYONE”.

[quote] What makes you think I've never fought in a boxing gym? I have a professional boxer in my family. You know nothing about me. A handful of posts, then some DL troll swears they 'know' someone. Typical.

Again, you lack reading comprehension skills. I wrote: “You have zero experience of physical confrontation in a street setting.” This was based on your own admission, so it's bizarre that you're so touchy about this. No one cares about your irrelevant safe-environment “gym” experience. It’s like a ‘mountain-climber’ claiming he can climb mountains when he only ever did it inside a safe-environment “gym” and never even stepped foot on a mountain. Or a ‘surfer’ who only ever tried it on a surf machine and never in the unpredictable sea.

And your overly defensive child-like boast about having some “boxer” in your family is laughable. You’re not that person, so your tangential story is irrelevant.

The reason why you write like a laughable amateur and not a real martial arts trainee is because the first thing you learn as part of that culture is self-control when outside, instead of pathetically fantasising about attempting to hit random strangers on the street. Your mentality is not the mentality of a real, experienced martial arts person. It’s one of a wannabe amateur with a fragile ego.

[quote] Yet you made a juvenile joke that some obese cranky old fool in a mobility scooter might punch me out.

It wasn’t a joke. If you seriously believe a street skirmish will always go your way and that you’ll never get hurt, then you suffer from delusions of grandeur. People, even older ones, can get very pugnacious if angry and under attack. And street fights get messy and there are no rules like in your precious “gym” – if the person is under severe stress, they might poke your eyes or bite off some of your skin or hit you back with smthg hard or metallic in their hand.

[quote] Yeah dude, you go fuck yourself.

Your reaction is again bizarrely over-emotional and triggered. I’m sorry I accidentally hurt your fragile ego. Go back to watching Karate Kid and Schwarzenegger Hollywood movies and fantasising about beating up strangers as a silly ego boost for yourself, despite not having any actual real-world experience of how messy it often gets.

I could see this on a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode. Ok... This Mary is very annoying, but really.... some people couldn't let her pass, being stubborn... like the young woman with the dog? The other woman on the curb, speaking on her cell.. couldn't move a few inches? Everyone is so entitled and self absorbed today. It's a funny video, yet sad in the commentary of the world today.

MARY!.. Ms. Mary... had to say it.. lol.

This bitch is hilarious. "Oh, my Gaaaawd…."

Someone should film HER. Turnabout is fair play and I want to see what she looks like. She clearly travels the same routes regularly so it wouldn’t be hard to catch her in action.

Move the fuck out of my way and do it pronto. And if can't I roll my speed cart into your store, you will obediently fetch my order without hesitation! You are all my slaves!

[quote]R30 I know this woman!!!! She used to love round the corner from my old job.

She’s a STREET hooker ? ?

She cracks me up. This is borderline Saturday Night Live skit material. All you'd need to do is dial her up just a tad.

[quote]R65 Sidewalks are for pedestrians.

In L.A. bicycles can be on sidewalks. It especially makes sense there because there’s so few pedestrians.

[quote]R77 She creates this drama.

Regardless of who was in the right, the obvious thing for Mary to do was zip over to the other side of the street.

When you see problems, go AROUND them. Don’t extend the agony for 20 blocks.

[quote]Your reaction is again bizarrely over-emotional and triggered. I’m sorry I accidentally hurt your fragile ego. Go back to watching Karate Kid and Schwarzenegger Hollywood movies and fantasising about beating up strangers as a silly ego boost for yourself, despite not having any actual real-world experience of how messy it often gets.

I've never seen The Karate Kid and I'm sure no 'Ahnold' fan. If anyone is going off the deep end, it's you, you seem to feel the need to continue arguing and have the last word. Pathetic.

I simply stated I'd punch this annoying old fat fool of a woman, because like YOU, she's that damn annoying! I never said punching this bitch would give my ego a "boost" Me punching her would have NOTHING to do with ego, but more about her level of non-stop annoyance. What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

R164, you come across as unhinged, you clearly have way too much time on your hands. You seem like the same troll who enters every thread and starts to argue about EVERYTHING.

You did post your enjoyed "difficult people" and, Quelle Surprise, you ARE a difficult person!

No one needs to read your fucking novel about schooling people about fist fights. Talk about immature.

[quote]I watched the full video - hoping that someone would run her over

I'd settle for someone pointing out that she's just a fat lazy slug hiding behind the "disabled" banner.

[quote]The reason why you write like a laughable amateur and not a real martial arts trainee is because the first thing you learn as part of that culture is self-control when outside, instead of pathetically fantasising about attempting to hit random strangers on the street. Your mentality is not the mentality of a real, experienced martial arts person. It’s one of a wannabe amateur with a fragile ego.

Again, I NEVER said I was "martial arts trainee", stop projecting your utter bullshit on me.

Boxing training occasionally with my relative, who is a boxer, sure doesn't make me a martial arts trainee, let alone, a boxer! It's exercise for me and my partner. I said I knew how to fight but never had a pubic altercation with anyone. What about that can't you comprehend?

I also never said I'd randomly hit a stranger, I said Mobility Mary would be the first person I'd get into a fight with because she's that grating. That's specific, not random, moron.

You really do have reading comprehension problems! Go take out your frustrations on someone else. Your air of superiority is laughable.

This woman is clearly mentally ill. I think that's her actual disability. She's probably in the mobility cart because she's obese.

She shows her insanity in the video where she started arguing with a man who was talking to someone in what she claimed was the disability zone in a store's parking lot. This crazy bitch wasn't even in a car, the man wasn't taking up a car space she needed! She had all the room in the world to go past the man. There weren't even any parked cars she had to pass, the lot was almost empty in that area.

The man was simply standing there with a shopping cart while talking to someone. Then this loon threatened to call the police on him. Who creates daily drama from nothing? This is a person with a mental illness.

Why hasn't anyone called the police on her?

[R177]

Someone posted earlier Mary is obese and missing a foot.

I wonder if her foot was amputated due to diabetes.

Maybe she's disabled because she got hit by a truck while taking her scooter out on the open road.

[R179]

It wouldn't surprise me if she's diabetic.

[quote]Someone posted earlier Mary is obese and missing a foot.

Besides missing a foot, she's missing more than a few marbles.

R180 That must have happened when she tried to run the truck off the road with her scooter.

[quote]When you see problems, go AROUND them. Don’t extend the agony for 20 blocks.

It's obvious this loon goes out of her way to create drama. Mary was clearly harassing the woman with the dog, she trailed the woman for blocks screaming at her. She was literally one full block away, yet was continuously screaming at the woman. She needs to be in a mental ward.

[quote]t's obvious this loon goes out of her way to create drama. Mary was clearly harassing the woman with the dog, she trailed the woman for blocks screaming at her.

If she didn't do this she wouldn't have enough content to upload to YouTube. She has about 130 videos where she harasses people from her chair.

"Only one gender and ethnicity is the target of nicknames lately: White females."

Basically.

It's a way for people to bond in shared bullying, but tell themselves they're not bullies.

She sounds like Patton Oswald's imitation of a scooter-bearing morbidly obese person. Skip to 1:16 to hear it (though the story won't make total sense).

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

[quote]It's a way for people to bond in shared bullying, but tell themselves they're not bullies.

Are you serious? These loony white women should be harassed, they've been calling the cops on POC who were simply going through their daily lives. Who the hell wastes precious police time reporting a young kid selling water so she can go on a trip?!

Face facts, most white people are entitled. Especially in small towns and formerly all white neighborhoods, where they see POC and foreigners as 'invaders'. Trump's presidency has emboldened these disgusting racists.

These crazy white women need to get a freaking hobby. Notice how most of these complaining white woman all look the same?

Listen, I’m Op, and I fucking worship Mobility Mary. I think all of her videos are extremely entertaining and her style is subdued in its hilarity.

Oh my God!

The video looked as if, in certain areas, she was traveling across dangerous traffic situations. That dark underpass certainly didn't look safe.

If this is a factual portrayal, she needs to search for an alternative in getting to the store. She needs to check into delivery, see if there is available a community service for transport of the disabled, or get help from relatives, friends, and neighbors if any of them are willing or able. Perhaps she needs assisted living. Am not saying she needs to relinquish her independence, but she needs to avoid traffic risks.

Her interpersonal skills are certainly not refined, but that's unlikely to change.

My favorite was “Mary forced to wait for traffic light.” Oh my God!

I know.... classic!

[quote]If this is a factual portrayal, she needs to search for an alternative in getting to the store. She needs to check into delivery, see if there is available a community service for transport of the disabled, or get help from relatives, friends, and neighbors if any of them are willing or able. Perhaps she needs assisted living. Am not saying she needs to relinquish her independence, but she needs to avoid traffic risks.

In NYC, there's a service called Access-A-Ride. For the cost of a subway/bus ride, Access-A-Ride will take a disabled person, or an elderly person, anywhere they need to go. There must be some type of similar service in CA where she supposedly lives. Friends or family? With her awful demeanor, do you think she has any?!

This woman clearly enjoys harassing people, take away her ability to harass and her meltdowns will likely be much worse.

Poor Mary has to cross the street because there is no sidewalk on her side. Oh my God!

She’s constantly SHOCKEDthat cars don’t look out for pedestrians (let alone motorized pedestrians) in crosswalks in a city where there are hardly ever any pedestrians. We should get Mary to NYC. She’ll fit right in.

"OH MY GAAAWWWWD!" What an annoying sounding voice!

I'm surprised this loon isn't also looking at her cell while commandeering that damn scooter!

Right now, her multitasking consists of driving that scooter at high speed, making sure her Go-Pro is working and harassing innocent people.

Must she always whine and speak like she's on the verge of bursting out in tears at every little inconvenience she encounters in daily life?

[quote]She cracks me up. This is borderline Saturday Night Live skit material. All you'd need to do is dial her up just a tad.

[italic]MadTV[/italic] beat [italic]SNL[/italic] to it.

I have a super cool idea! Let's turn the camera on every demographic who behaves badly in public and give them ethnically based nicknames. That's acceptable right? Because this totally isn't about bullying a "safe " target right? What would the reaction be I wonder if there were a series of videos focusing on the behavior of one and ONLY one demographic who were NOT white, middle aged females? And they were nicknamed something stereotypical. That's OK, just to be clear? And don't bullshit me that only one demographic behaves badly in public.

Mobility Mary - make my day!

Unbelievable!

For many years when I would go downtown in my city,there was this poor deranged woman that everyone called "Got a penny" . She wore a mans suit (the same one for god knows how long) and you could smell her from a block away. She had matted crazy hair and layers of dirt to the point you could barely tell she was white. She would walk up to people and aggressively ask "Got a penny" and if you didnt she'd cuss you for filth ! I always made it a point to have a penny for her (she'd never take more than one for some reason) and I always spoke nicely to her. One day I was feeling very blue about something,and as I was sitting there waiting on the bus she walks up to me,and in a sweet gentle voice she hands me a penny and says "itll get better honey" and walks away. Moral of my story? Be kind,even to people that are nuts. It cost nothing to make Mary feel "seen",wich is all her drama is.She wants to feel like shes visible.

R204 very true, thanks for posting. It's amazing how even in this day and age, it is socially acceptable to villainize and laugh at the mentally ill.

I’m sure this crazy lady is known in the neighborhood and the neighbors are tired of her.

And why have so many decided she is mentally ill? She's overbearing, abrasive and rude but appears fully functional.

She's good at manipulating people, articulate, pretty adept at going as fast as possible (when people get out of her right of way). She has to be reasonably capable to get her videos, do whatever editing she likes and post on YouTube.

She has a point, occasionally, about the needs of handicapped folks being by-passed, but her methods sure are lacking.

I also wonder, with her night travels, how well her mobility scooter is lit, has reflectors, if she even wears a reflective vest for safety. It's not like drivers can anticipate there might be someone zipping around on a mobility cart at night.

In one of the videos, you get a glimpse of the scooter's shadow. It looks pretty big and decked out. You can hear bottles clanging. I wonder if she collects bottles and gets money for them. Is that still done anymore?

I hope someone shoves a butcher knife into her cunt.

in most every city in the country disabled people who are mobility impaired deal with constant obstructions, lack of access issues, and general hell getting about. I have to wonder if Linda has been through it so much in her life she just quit giving a crap about what others thought long ago and just tells it like it is, at least in her mind.

I remember that MadTV sketch, it was hysterical.

I have a feeling if SNL did a skit on this woman, she'd love every minute of it. She's obviously looking for attention. Being parodied on a sketch comedy show would be the type of fame she's been looking for.

Linda Lead Foot puts her absurd videos on YouTube, how could she not be looking for attention and notoriety?

[quote]I hope someone shoves a butcher knife into her cunt.

Oh my gawd!

[quote]I also wonder, with her night travels, how well her mobility scooter is lit, has reflectors, if she even wears a reflective vest for safety. It's not like drivers can anticipate there might be someone zipping around on a mobility cart at night.

I already asked this upthread, what's so important that she needs to be out at night? Nothing. She appears to have all the time in the world to run her errands during the day. Is she out clubbing or something?!

For those of you saying this woman doesn't have more than a few screws loose, simply observe her behavior. She obviously has sociopathic tendencies.

Completely uncalled for R209. FF.

R204 you should be a contributor to the next edition of Chicken Soup for the Soul.

[quote]R201 Because this totally isn't about bullying a "safe " target right?

You can’t bully the evil.

If this lady didn’t vomit her dissatisfaction and neurosis over all in her path, people would treat her kindly. Because people actually have compassion for the incapacitated....but she turns them right off.

She does sound like Shelly Winters. Her approach is rude. I wouldn’t say she’s mentally ill based on this video. At one point, she was driving on the damn highway in the bike lane! Although she has a right to do so, she probably should limit how often she’s using the cart at night.

Is she driving a Jazzy?

Some of her behaviour is ridiculous, but she's clearly mentally iill, not to mention obviously terrified of dogs.

The incident at the end of the second video, where the guy calls her insane, makes me think she's autistic, with her obsession with rules and the law. Autism would also explain both her terrible voice and her total retardation when it comes to crossing streets.

I feel bad for her, but I can understand getting pissed off at her.

In short, the world will be a better place when she dies.

Let's face facts: MOBILITY MARY IS A STAR!

I have a relative who’s just like this. The whining and victim hood is never ending. If this was in Puerto Rico instead of Cali, I’d be sure it was her!

R201 Mary turned the camera on herself, and she uploads it to YouTube. She’d be devastated if she wasn’t getting the attention, so save your faux outrage.

R221: She [bold]is[/bold ]big...it's the [bold]sidewalks[/bold] that got small!

R219 she isn’t “clearly “ mentally ill, you’re all making assumptions. And she most certainly is not afraid of dogs, because she has been near dogs without reacting with fear in her videos. If you’re afraid of dogs, the fear doesn’t come and go randomly.

What an entitled cunt. She's an asshole, and she IS clearly mentally ill.

I hope she gets a flat tire and no one will help her.

She has over 100 videos on YouTube I'm sure she has harassed everyone within 20 blocks of where she lives.

go mobility mary go! you're my idol!

“I hope she gets a flat tire and no one will help her.”

Yeah, she’s not the mentally ill one, YOU clearly are.

She loves animals so she's okay by me.. She has a thumb ring. I don't think she's all that old. Old women don't wear thumb rings.

She sure is wasting a lot of water in a state that can least afford to have water wasted.

Yes they do r230. I’ve seen them. By the way, hitler was fond of animals, and they of him. He owned a German shepherd named Blondie.

No. Not old. Her hands have no wrinkles.

I think she's probably in her 50's, & somewhat overweight from the lack of physical ability to exercise. I agree, her arms and hands are not those of an old woman.

[quote] I hope she gets a flat tire and no one will help her.

Let me guess. You've been gay bashed many times, haven't you. Anyone with that much malicious hatred in them as you seem to have is a danger to society.

Mobility Asshole

50s ISold.

50s *IS old

80s is old

No, 80s is ancient. It’s almost dead.

Oh my god... 50s is old too be wearing halter tops or dating 22 year olds. It’s not “too old to wear a thumb ring!”

It’s like she’s auditioning for a Johnny Knoxville show or something.

Mobility Mary is a professional victim. The fact that she has a camera mounted on her scooter just proves she's out to videotape herself being victimized, even when she's not.

Christ, she was hundreds of feet from the woman walking her dog - there was no reason for the woman to get out of the way; Mary wasn't even near her! But she sure as hell tried to catch up with her so she could pretend to be a woman wronged, didn't she? Something tells me the woman with the dog has encountered Mary before and was not just not having any of her shit.

I loved it when Mary scooted into the Taco Bell drive-thru to present her latest victimization episode and the guy in the SUV wasn't having it, either. Man, did she back up quickly and get outta there!

Oh, my gaaaawwwwwd!

[quote]I loved it when Mary scooted into the Taco Bell drive-thru to present her latest victimization episode and the guy in the SUV wasn't having it, either. Man, did she back up quickly and get outta there!

I laughed at this one - she’s used to badgering people who are simply trying to ignore the histrionic nutjob on the scooter, but when she attempts to harass a guy getting lunch for his kids who’s having none of it, her act goes thin real fast.

She had no business being in a busy street with that scooter.

R245 Exactly. And the guy at Taco Bell was letting her know it. That's when she skedaddled.

There's a woman similar to Mary where I live. I've seen her rolling down the street in her little mobility scooter, screaming at people from hundreds of feet away, "Excuse me! You need to move! I need that space so I can cross the street!" Most people just roll their eyes at her; they know her game.

And the bullshit with her being afraid of dogs. If she was truly afraid, she'd hang back and be quiet until they passed by. Instead, she intentionally screams out, knowing that'll get the dogs excited and draw them to her, which allows her to continue her fake "Oh, my gaaawwwwd!" shit.

Like the one guy with the dog said, "You're not helping the situation."

[quote]Anyone with that much malicious hatred in them as you seem to have is a danger to society.

This from the person who earlier posted "I'm surprised someone hasn't shot the San Diego bull dyke."

And when she came upon the sidewalk that was blocked with all the junk and homeless encampment stuff and she starts her crying jag.

Like she couldn't see that shit on the sidewalk from hundreds of feet away. She could have easily taken another route, but instead, she rolls right up to it and starts "Oh, my Gaaawd-ing" over the horrible, awful situation she's found herself in.

She's nothing but an obnoxious troublemaker.

She needs a hug... lol.

Twink trashes Mobility Mary with logic.

Are we certain this isn’t performance art? MM will probably turn out to be Andy Kaufman hiding in plain sight.

Trust me there are worse old white women in mobility scooters than Mobility Mary.

[quote] This from the person who earlier posted "I'm surprised someone hasn't shot the San Diego bull dyke."

There's a big difference in wondering how something hasn't happened to someone and wishing something would happen to someone.

A caravan of scooters...now, that's a caravan I'd be afraid. All that yelling and whining in unison.

A caravan of scooters coming from Mexico.....Thousands of scooters approaching our border......Imagine the chaos that would cause!

R253 I love the way she's suddenly able to get out of her scooter, stand upright, and walk!

That's actually not all that unusual. Plenty of people who have to use mobility aids are able to walk short distances.

Maybe she has the camera on her scooter for proof in case she's ever struck by anyone. She seems to be mortally terrified of every vehicle that comes anywhere near her.

I desperately want to see what this woman looks like in the worst way. How has no one posted it yet?

I think it’s better if we never see what she looks like. She’s like Carlton the doorman...or Tim Allen’s neighbor.

R260....me too! Someone needs to go capture her on camera, doing her shit!

She sounds like Shelley Winters, she might actually look like her too!

In one of her videos you can see her reflection in the glass doors. It’s poor resolution and her facial features can’t really be made out, but the reflection is clear enough to see that she’s a person of size.

I don’t believe this is real. It’s a parody. No way.

Maybe one of dogs that woman let run free on the sidewalk slipped into mobility mary's house one night and chewed off her foot while she slept.

Is she for realsies?

I don’t buy it R267. She’s a YouTuber.

Fake. OP is a YouTube troll

#mobilitymary

She's a star!!!

Let’s all start yelling, “oh my gawwwwd” at every inconvenience.

Never mind - most of us already do.

she's popular and is rumored to get getting a weekly tv show on trutv.

Ha-ha... Love it when the woman with the German Shepherd starts barking.

She has the voice of a heavy person.

She’s going to end up dead, surprising absolutely no one.

Could her voice be any more unpleasant?

Oh Mary...just drive in the street and end your miserable cunt of a life. Nobody will miss you or your shrill voice

It has to be a prank, right? Is she showing off LA's bad driving or is she a straight up George Zimmerman type? Though honestly I don't love how people interact with her exactly. Everyone's either 'chillout, lady' or I'm not giving you an inch, let's FIGHT.

The video of this poor woman on her mobility scooter found it's way to my feed. I must say that any empathy one might have for the plight of her handicapped journey is quickly quashed by her clueless abrasion.

I get no jollies from her peculiar predicament. For that my go-to faves are the nutty cockatoo adventures.

Larry David vibe to this

Looking at my own parents. They're not like this.. but it's hard to get older, assuming Mary is older. People don't get that it's harder and harder still to navigate getting around. Laughing, but maybe this is close to home!

I had an encounter today with Mobility Mary's cousin. She was coming up behind me in the very wide aisle at the back of the grocery store and screeched, "Don't run into me!" I gave her side eye and kept moving. "I said, don't run into me!" I turned and said, "You're behind me. Don't run into ME!" "Oh, you're one of those people who always has to be right." So I stopped, walked up to her, and quietly said into her ear, "Listen, lady. Take your bullshit and shove it up your ass." I walked away while she stood there looking around desperately for somebody -- anybody -- to console her.

MM seems desparate for human interaction and it doesn't matter if it's good or bad.

Well played, R282!

Mobility Mary doesn't want more interaction with people. She wants less.

She feeds on negative interaction. That’s what makes her so hateable.

She lives to be offended and incensed.

I think a lot of people can relate to Mary. That is why her videos are so popular.

[quote]Mobility Mary doesn't want more interaction with people. She wants less.

Why would you assume that? MM is the person who instantly becomes confrontational with every person she's filmed. She was screeching at the woman with the dog, a woman who was literally a full city block in front of MM. Yet there MM was screaming like a banshee that the woman should immediately move, so Lead Foot Linda could then speed down the block as if she was racing in Nascar!

This woman is completely bonkers. It's apparent she's always looking for human contact. Good or bad, it's still contact for her.

[quote]R221 Let's face facts: MOBILITY MARY IS A STAR!

Helen Lawson tried to get the rights to her story for YEARS.

The workshop version went through many title changes and rewrites. When I saw it in Detroit before it closed, It was called MARE: ON A TEAR!

[italic](“With a tear in my tear / I see there’s a stair...”)

MM thinks she is SS.

For Ms. Mobility.

Michael Jordan has a message for you. Do heed it.

Mobility Mary’s pussy stinks!

Mobility MARY is a DL icon!!!

It sure does R292. Not as bad as a Kellyanne's pussy but getting close...

Can you imagine getting a whiff of Mobility Mary’s nasty old snatch???? Just the thought of it gives me the dry heaves.

R295 why would you be thinking about it?

I just woke up. Couldn't wait to check out all of the hot Mobility Mary gossip this morning!

How many DLers will become Mobility Marys?

r298, how many DLers already are Mobility Marys? Probably lots.

Will most of you be wearing a Mobility Mary t-shirt to the NYC DL Halloween meet-up?

Some of the DL artists out there need to whip up those t-shirts immediately!

Just silkscreen a photo of Shelley Winters with a cartoon bubble screeching "OOOOH MYYY GAAAWWDDD!" on the front.

I want to befriend her.

R295 You just had to bring that up.

Freaks like this woman 'like' her. They feel they can relate to her vile corrosive attitude because they're exactly like her.

Normal rational people know she's completely unhinged and looking for constant attention. If she was normal, she wouldn't purposely be filming her encounters then posting them online. She's extremely calculating as well as being disturbed. People can be both.

Some just laugh at her, they find her entertaining. While others want her to get hit by a car, perhaps lose her other foot.

A TV station in the area could interview her. But that may not be safe for her. It would be entertaining with the right questions..

Mobility Mary: What do you do with your free time? "I finger my pussy while I think about ways I can be big bitch to people on my scooter".

To prove how insane she is, she also posts videos of her birds taking a shit. I think she also has a few cats.

If she can't get around easily, how can she maintain and keep any pets?! Taking care of pets takes a fair amount of money and work.

there is nothin wrong with making videos of birds shittin'.

I want to smell Mobility Mary’s pussy. Does anyone else think that it stinks?

No you don't, R308.

Ma'ams and sirs, excuse me. Excuse me. You're all ABLEISTS!!

Going to Whole Foods? A GoPro. Time to harass people instead of looking through dumpsters for food. Clearly disability payments are too high.

Where's Laura Bush when you need her?

Laura? Oh my gawd! Meet the mobility Bushes!

LMAO.

Isn't this California? Maybe MM needs to watch out for Caitlyn driving while applying makeup.

If any of you live in LA, “Mary” will be at the next Mar Vista Art Walk. She’s always there, and you won’t be able to miss her.

Oh, Imma take care of this ho.

Even dogs side eye Mobility Mary.

Every living thing has got her number!

[quote]If she can't get around easily, how can she maintain and keep any pets?! Taking care of pets takes a fair amount of money and work.

Cats don't take a lot of work. Especially if she lets them outside to use the bathroom ;)

She probably has a small walker she uses in her apartment.

Has she killed anyone yet with her scooter?

God help me, but I would love to see Mobility Mary Goes to the Airport.

lol r321.

Her neighbors reaction when she's speeding down the street.

R321 I can just see her trying to blast her way through security and with her wheelchair hollering, Excuse me please....!!

do you think she ever finger bangs herself?

R323, that's not the neighbors, that's MM herself! It's a morning shot, before she's put on her wig and makeup.

R326, Gollum is way too skinny to be MM.

I imagine she probably looks more like Little Lotta!

Last night before sleep I said a prayer to wish that Mobility Mary finds this thread.

I think Mobility Mary is a star. Seriously.

R329 She's a legend in her own mind, and yours.

Youtubers are stars in 2018. Get with it, r330.

She’s a true star, maybe even a legend. The fact that she shuns her admirers only adds to her mystique.

So this lady goes around with a camera attached to her scoot that she posts on YouTube? The character is clearly performance art, purposely being an annoying cunt.

I bet that she has the crabs. And a smelly pussy.

I wonder if she needs a manager? I'd do it. I have an MBA.

Who is filming this, is it Mary? Is she filming herself to prove how unaccomodating people are?

yes she has a cam on her scooter.

She films it because she worries that, in Trump's America, there are always so many pretenders to the throne of evil, ugly, crazy cunt. She wants to insure that her place is secure.

Her name is Linda apparently.

Does her pussy stink?

[quote]Does her pussy stink?

Those who have gotten a whiff of it as she blows by them say her pussy smells like Sen-Sen.

[quote]R332 She’s a true star, maybe even a legend. The fact that she shuns her admirers only adds to her mystique.

She’s the Greta Garbo of the disabled community.

[quote]She’s the Greta Garbo of the disabled community.

She wishes that was the case! There is no glamour attached to this freak!

She's probably a huge fat turd of a 'human'. Probably weighs about 300+ pounds and reeks of shit and piss.

like you, r343? you know a lot about it.

[quote]like you, [R343]? you know a lot about it.

Wow, what a great comeback! 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I read about this annoying turd somewhere else, she's not exactly slim or mysterious. She sure can't be compared to the great Garbo!

Why encourage a disturbed annoying woman who is looking for some type of fame? MM deserves no accolades.

I know a person with MS who uses a scooter, this man sure hasn't attached a Go-Pro to it, nor does he scream at strangers to get out of his way. He's a normal and decent person who unfortunately has to deal with a very serious illness. This man doesn't blame the world for his illness or expect special treatment.

MM is missing a foot, you do have to wonder if she is the reason she lost her foot. Diabetes due to eating garbage? A car accident she caused?

I do think it’s funny when that lady with the dog won’t get out of her way, and flips her off

[italic]Welcome to the REAL WORLD, bitch!

[quote] yes she has a cam on her scooter.

Yes, she is a ham on a scooter.

[quote]I do think it’s funny when that lady with the dog won’t get out of her way, and flips her off

That was ridiculous, the woman with the dog appeared to be nearly one full block away from this mental case. Yet Linda The Loon was screeching as if the woman was two feet in front of her and actually blocking her way.

It's obvious this lunatic goes out of her way to annoy people, otherwise why would have attached a Go-Pro to her scooter? This must be her life.

Linda is lucky all that woman did was flip her off, she could have flipped her off that damn scooter.

This goes to show ya, being needy and feeling sorry for yourself are unattractive qualities... including when the person has legitimate needs and deserves sympathy and empathy.

OK the Taco Bell she had a fight with the black guy at is in Mar Vista. What kind of neighbourhood is that?

[quote] What kind of neighbourhood is that?

We don't have any goddamned "neighbourhoods" here in California, R350.

[quote]This goes to show ya, being needy and feeling sorry for yourself are unattractive qualities... including when the person has legitimate needs and deserves sympathy and empathy.

You post makes little sense. There would be no problem if Linda Lead Foot had legitimate needs and deserves sympathy, yet this woman is grating, she's the person who clearly wants to start arguments.

Have you watched her videos? In most of the clips she's the one being abrasive, screaming and demanding. She's the one whining and literally trailing people.

One video stood out. In a huge empty parking lot she harassed man standing with a shopping cart who was talking to a woman. Linda went on and on that the man was in the handicapped zone. Linda had all the room in the world to maneuver her scooter, the lot was empty! IIRC, she, once again, threatened to call the police.

How can one have sympathy for a person who is always in the wrong?!

She should wash her twat once in awhile.

"Hey Linda, how about shaving that thang?!"

I wonder if she rides her scooter to Watts?

[quote] One video stood out. In a huge empty parking lot she harassed man standing with a shopping cart who was talking to a woman. Linda went on and on that the man was in the handicapped zone. Linda had all the room in the world to maneuver her scooter, the lot was empty! IIRC, she, once again, threatened to call the police.

I had to laugh when the guy she was lambasting, who'd been relatively nice to her, finally had enough and just said "you're insane".

[quote]I had to laugh when the guy she was lambasting, who'd been relatively nice to her, finally had enough and just said "you're insane".

She is insane. One day she'll come across some people who aren't very nice or accommodating. They'll give her a taste of her own medicine and perhaps much worse!

In the video with the girl walking her dog, MM could have easily have passed her on the empty street. She drives her fucking scooter on dangerous, busy roadways, but when it's a quiet street with no traffic, she's suddenly confined to the sidewalk?

Has anyone parodied her yet?

Her voice is so soothing.

I can see why she's upset, if she has to deal with constant obstacles on a daily basis. The only time she annoyed me was when she bitched out the lady who nearly hit her with the car. The lady stopped to apologize, and she seemed to be genuinely remorseful. The person using the wheelchair should have accepted the apology and hoped that the driver learned from it.

The lady walking the dog was actually taunting the woman in the wheelchair. It would have taken just a second to move the fuck out of the way...why not just do it. A one-second step could have saved the woman in the wheelchair five or ten minutes.

Then the woman towards the end couldn't move over another foot out of the damn way. I'd bet that if the wheelchair would have bumped her--or even grazed that woman's knee--she'd have lost her shit.

[quote]Her voice is so soothing.

Yeah, riiiight! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

Someone needs to make an alarm using her grating 'Shelley-Winters-After-a-Bottle-of-Gin' voice!

EXCUUUUSEMEEEESIRRRR!!!

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Motormouth Maybelle:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marilyn Manson:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marilyn McCoo:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Moms Mabley:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Magic Mike???!?

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Malcolm McDowell:

Oh, look, the OCD troll showed up.

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Michael Moore:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Mitch McConnell?

Think she’d ride her scooter through gunfire in Compton?

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Melissa McCarthy:

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marilyn Monroe?

Thank god it finally went to bed.

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Mike Meyers?

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Michael Myers?

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marla Maples?

I see Matt the Loon found this thread.

I've been bitten several times!!!

Mobility Mary's favorite movie is Mamma Mia.

Mobility Mary’s nephew has learned how to deal with her BS:

R380 my thought as soon as I saw the spamming of stupid shit. We must have triggered Matt, the poor mentally ill SOB.

[After her scooter speeds out of control into a ditch]. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady."

I resent the comparison, R385.

[quote]This is why I just can't get behind the sjw public humiliation movement. Alot of it is just targeting people who are mentally "off " or socially vulnerable. I've yet to hear a logical explanation as for why exactly that's worse than bullying based on ethnicity. I live in a diverse area where rudeness is the norm and I'm going to be honest, I see shit behavior from people of ALL demographics in public. I suspect that alot of these altercations aren't as straightforward as people want to believe . I won't judge someone on a 30 second video without knowing what came before.

THIS. One hundred times THIS.

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Meghan Markle:

[quote]Thread Closed!

No closing, I want to read the rest of the comments.

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Miss Ross?

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Miss Manners:

It appears we've run out of things to say about Mobility Mary.

Knock yourself out, R392 . . .

OH MY GOD! Mobility Mary is DEAD!!

I'll be right back with the article about Linda/Mary!

Say it ain’t so, R394!!!

Cunt with a camera

[quote]Say it ain’t so, [R394]!!!

It apparently AIN'T so. There is no mention of MM's demise anywhere on the Internet—and you know her Reddit fans would be wetting themselves right now, and they aren't.

What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marlee Matlin:

May the Good Lord protect our MOBILITY MARY!

She needs time to redeem herself.

[quote]What would happen if Mobility Mary ran into Marlee Matlin?

Marlee would sign: "GO FUCK YOURSELF MOBILITY MARY" and if would go right over Linda's empty head!

"It's BBQ Becky, MM is at it again...get down here pronto!"

This video has one of the most astute comments: "I love how she tries to suck every innocent passerby into her private Hell."

She travels at quite a clip

[quote]This video has one of the most astute comments: "I love how she tries to suck every innocent passerby into her private Hell."

What a fucking crazy bitch! It wasn't enough that the guys moved the sofa so she could move, she had to try and engage them in her tedious litany of complaints.

Honestly, fuck this insane bitch!

She has just under 3,400 subscribers and some of her videos have 25K views on YouTube is she making any money off of YT yet?

R405 the account at R402 isn't actually MM, it's just a user who saved and compiled all of her vids hence the name "The Ghost of Mobility Mary." The real MM either deleted her account or set it to private when she started receiving too much attention (I think after someone posted her vids on Reddit).

R402 I love how she says she sometimes has to go "miles out of her way" when she comes across obstructions. Really, Mary? Miles? More like feet.

In one of the videos, she claims to be "visually impaired."

Then what is she doing driving in the middle of the street with the Taco Bell guy?

Can anyone post a picture of what she looks like?

She sounds like Shelley Winters, I wonder if she actually looks like SH in her declining years.

I do picture Linda as obese. We already have some idea of her rancid personality, but have no idea about her looks.

It's assumed she's obese and messy looking. Like some deplorable at a Trump Nazi Rally, the type who has rolled out of bed, then went directly to hear Agent Orange rant for an hour of so.

Besides, anyone who takes videos of their bird crapping and posts them, cannot be all there.

I love walking around LA so these are super fun

R411 - Do you recognize any of the locales? Have you ever run into MM?

R407 I know! Totally ridiculous!

Does Mary need a walk-in tub to help soothe her mobility issues?

no but i do r414.

I don't get why everyone thinks she is a Trump supporter? She clearly is poor and lives on disability, so it makes sense that she is a Democrat(if she votes at all.) Plus she doesn't sound like a Bible thumper,,,they don't tend to say "Oh my god" over and over.

It's gotten to the point that everyone who is unpleasant is deemed to be a Repub here. There actually are some very unpleasant Dems also.

when dude hops out of his car at the taco bell drivethru, he shouts ' youre not donald trump'! , leading some to conclude her scooter, or her person is decked out with maga shit.

^ I thought he said “I’m not Donald trump,” which I took to mean he isn’t made of money so she shouldn’t waste her time trying to connive a lawsuit against him .... if that was his take, it’s a much more reasonable assumption of her motives than what they actually appear to be IE following people around to bother them because it soothes her loneliness and allows her to interact despite her anxiety

Sadly, R416, these are the very people who vote Republican, because they're too ignorant to realize it's the Democrats who can help them.

R417 I agree. I bet she had on a MAGA cap or something else that identified her as a Trump humper, and that's why the guy said what he said to her.

Okay, thanks for Trumpsplaining the situation to me ^^^^. I could not make it through the entire video so I was unaware of her run in with someone who referenced Trump.

[quote]I don't get why everyone thinks she is a Trump supporter? She clearly is poor and lives on disability, so it makes sense that she is a Democrat(if she votes at all.) Plus she doesn't sound like a Bible thumper,,,they don't tend to say "Oh my god" over and over.

As R419 said, so many of those poor uneducated people on disability and opioids are exactly the types who vote for Trump! His party sure ins't going to help them!

Where the hell have you been the past few years? Have you seen exactly who attends Trump's bloviating Nazi rallies?!

Trump has those ignorant clueless morons by the balls and pussies!

Mary is exactly the type of person to vote for Trump. She’s entitled, mentally ill, and has a raging victim complex. Of course she’s voting against her self-interests, but so do most Trump supporters and Republican voters. They have a major disconnect between the benefits they receive, and the Republican calls to cut programs “to the poor,” because they believe 1) that they are not “the poor,” and 2) that those programs are really just “giveaways” to black and brown people. So, yeah, not at all thrown by the idea that she’s a visible and proud Trump supporter.

My only hesitation about the trump angle is the fact she is motoring around Mar Vista. I haven’t been there in about 7 years, but I don’t recall that being maga territory

[quote]My only hesitation about the trump angle is the fact she is motoring around Mar Vista. I haven’t been there in about 7 years, but I don’t recall that being maga territory

Don't know much about CA, I do have relatives in Thousand Oaks and LA. Could be this woman lives in some sort of subsidized housing situation. Is there subsidized housing in Mar Vista?

That Mobility Mary is almost as fast as a Datalounge Mary! moving from thread to thread, feeling outrage.

Someone needs to contact her and tell her about datalounge and this thread.

^^^**. Oh my GAHHHDDDDD

Look MAGAts can live anywhere. You do need some money to afford Mar Vista, although I suppose if you've been living there for25 years or longer in the same place, you might have gotten in when things weren't so bad. But Mar Vista is adjacent to places like Westwood, Brentwood, Marina Del Rey, even Culver City is expensive now.

And sometimes, with money comes MAGA attitudes.

I doubt the crazy old bat has a bunch of trump stickers on her mobility scooter, lol, don’t u think someone else would’ve mentioned it? Like for example the guy in WF parking lot who told her she is insane

Who said she had “a bunch” of anything, moron? She could have a MAGA hat or some other thing that she only wears or displays sporadically.

R430 it was a Taco bell drive thru where she was called a Maga Trump supporter.

I read this thread frequently for the laughs.

This was a classic.

Is she dead yet?

She now posts on a different account.

Her crankiness is understandable. She has had her pussy eaten in decades