Unsensational Children of Famous People

Yes but Oona is wonderful so the good stuff just skipped a generation. Plus Oona has Flamenco blood.

This wins

Someone better post a pic of Chloe Lattanzi!

I like blue.

Geraldine Chaplin is a delight in "Nashville"

Tina gets the ax.

I love Geraldine Chaplin! She's had quite an international career.

Ireland Baldwin OWNS this thread!

Lisa Marie Presley owns this thread.

Chet Hanks

Spanish people would disagree with you, OP - Miss Chaplin starred in some of the most acclaimed Spanish films of all time. She was also in a few iconic French films, like the brilliant "Les uns et les autres" (which was the hit of all the Europe and Cannes, but not well sold in this country).

Mamie Gummer.

Zosia Mamet.

This thread is all about me!

John Rice-Cameron

Ivanka.

I think Geraldine Chaplin is great in “Nashville.”

Big Red

Geraldine Chaplin is not the typical Hollywood actress...or personality. More international and Europe4an than American. I'll always remember her in Zhivago...arriving by train from Paris and greeted by her family and Omar as her future husband. She was portrayed as the upper class Russian unaware of the supposed suffering of the Russian masses. She arrived dressed entirely in light pink ...pink fur hat included with two porters carrying luggage and gifts from Paris. Her costume stood out among the other Russians who were dressed in gray and supposedly poor. It was a wonderful visual essay..no dialogue was needed..

Oona Chaplin was awful in Taboo.

I own this thread.

R19 "Zhivago's" costumes were designed by the brilliant Phyllis Dalton, who won an Oscar for them. She worked on other David Lean movies, as well as "Oliver" and "The Princess Bride". Her last movie was Kenneth Brannagh's "Much Ado About Nothing", but she's still alive, at 92.

I love Geraldine Chaplin, too! I just her in Electric Dreams on Amazon Prime. She was fantastic as always.

Has Tori Spelling been on Dancing with the Stars yet?

Who's big red? Please identify these abject failures who we cannot be expected to recognize or know about

R25 The son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal

Liza Huber.

Ben Mankiewicz

The Gummer sisters.

Difficult to find bigger nothings than those provided by Bruce Willis's cock

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The parents have foisted Jaden and Willow Smith on us for a good ten years now. The acting thing didn't pan out, neither did 'fashion icons', then they tried 'gender bending'. Yawn. Has anyone thought of field work ?

Geraldine Chaplin is a bad example. She's actually pretty wonderful.

Schuyler Fisk ("Mamie Gummer of the 90's")

Yes, Eva Amurri, Mamie Gummer, Schuyler Fisk should be at the top of the list.

George W. Bush

I was molested.

R36

GOOD ONE !!!

Kate Hudson

Frank Simatra Jr.

Margot Merrill

great thread, terrible example in Ms. Chaplin.

Melissa Rivers

Conrad Jarrett

R41

Well, she made an absolutely marvelous doorstop. I was there !

R36 r38 George H. W. Bush too

R11 Thanks, Faysie

The OP is an ignorant. Geraldine Chaplin is an iconic actress.

A three-fer: Rafferty Law, male model; Brooklyn Beckham, photographer; and Gabriel Day-Lewis, male model.

r19 = Maureen Stapleton

I loved Geraldine Chaplin in Welcome to L.A.

Anais Gallagher daughter of Noel Gallagher of Oasis and model extraordinaire.

Scott Eastwood

Anna Ermakova, daughter of Boris Becker. Another model.

R27 STFU!

Nicole Richie

The girl at R54 has anus mouth.

chelsea clinton

Geraldine Chaplin is awesome in Home for the Holidays.

Lourdes Leon and her half brother Rocco Richie (such a punchable name and face)

R54, that’s not a good picture of her. She is absolutely beautiful. No, she may not cure cancer, but she definitely will do well modeling.

Another vote for Chet Haze, son of Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson. No wonder Tom is a drunk.

Geraldine Chaplin was also great in Remember My Name, stalking Anthony Perkins.

Geraldine is fabulous, that's a terrible example OP

JonBenet Ramsey.

Rafferty Law sounds like the name of an 80s detective drama, like Remington Steele

Chelsea Clinton

r32 Jaden has one of the most punchable faces in human history. What a useless imbecile.

R32, what did you mean by that last comment?

Lucie Arnaz shouldn't be in this thread. She is very talented in her own right as is her brother.

DAKOTA JOHNSON ....... Has all the appeal and presence of a small rock

R1 What? Geraldine is an excellent character actress. It’s Oona who has yet to live up to the standard set by her family. They are all talented, though.

ALL the Drumpf spawn.

R54, does Anna Ermakova have grave's disease or something similar? Her eyes go in different directions, it would seem.

Tiffany Whyte, alleged secret love child of Janet Jackson and James DeBarge.

Christy Brinkley is always trying to pawn off her pleasant looking , but average daughter Sailor on us. They put her in Sports illustrated as a thanks to Christy for all the money she made for them. She is not a model.

Oh and that MacLaine daughter.

R74 pic is Bernadette Peters after 3 hours in a tumble dryer.

(54) Becker's daughter looks like a contestant on America's Next Top Model ( Meaning she isn't one). Why can't celebrity kids just get normal jobs?

Emma Roberts

Geraldine Chaplin is excellent.

Oona Chaplin is fucking awful. She can only play one note in a scene.

Geraldine has to be the prissiest actress in history. That's what hurt her career.

Zoe Kravitz. Sexy dad and ethereal looking mommy...she’s pretty and all, but lacks personality and depth as an actress. It’s like she just hangs out in films, as opposed to acting in them.

On point R82.

Funny how modelling seems to be the go-to career for talentless offspring of the rich and famous.

That creature at R54 and R74 is not in any way, shape, or form a “model”.

Alan Hale, Jr.

Lon Chaney, Jr.

Jody McRae

Jim Mitchum

Chaplin blew me away in Spanish movies I've seen of her. Check out Cria Cuervos - quiet drama about the Franco era - she speaks absolutely flawless Spanish.

Blue “Resting Bitch Face” Ivy Carter owns this thread.

R61, I realize beauty is subjective and, of course, in the eye of the beholder but come on...

*This was the most flattering photo I could find*

There are hundreds of girls who are prettier than that, R89. Nothing special at all.

OP is a fucking moron. Have you never seen Spirit of The Beehive? Jesus....

Alan Hale, Jr.??

Really? If anything Alan Hale, Jr. far outshone his father's career with his ONE role as the absolutely iconic "Skipper" on "Gilligan's Island" which is STILL widely known and enjoyed over 50 years after its cancellation 1967!!

Moreover, Alan Hale, Jr. (and his wife Trinket Hale) devoted themselves to visiting sick kids in hospitals and bringing them some joy in their tough times. Hale delighted in calling the kids "Little Buddy" and showing them his hat. Simple stuff to some I imagine, but not everyone takes time or uses their fame for such generosity!

Chaz/stity Bono. Warren Beatty’s...offspring.

Troy Garrity.

r92 A close friend married the son of Alan Hale Jr. She ADORED him and Trinket perhaps even more., She actually went by Jewel not Trinket that I remember. She loved her cocktails and had a lovely life.

Cameron Douglas.

Someone here on DL once told the tale of Skipper’s sad last days as some kind of greeter at an LA seafood restaurant

As Michael spins in his grave...

R97 No, that is not true. The Hale family had enough money. Not a lot, but no one was working at a restaurant for wages.

Geraldine is a terrible example

Christina Crawford.

Jennifer Lynch

Elettra Rossellini, another model.

Wouldn't nearly every child of famous people be relatively unsensational?

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof

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R105 WOW does she look like her dad, and in a good way. Gorgeous woman. Hope she didn't inherit the addictive genes.

R103 looks like porn star Sylvia Kristel

Geraldine in Cria Cuervos, a masterpiece directed by her then husband Carlos Saura.

Rumer

Kelly Curtis

Jaycee Chan

Geraldine Chaplin never seemed like an actual actress to me...more like someone who just ended up in front of a camera.

Bobbi Kristina Brown

Geraldine Chaplin in Cría Cuervos

Lilibet's brood.

.....

Jason Gould

This thread contains some of the ugliest people i’ve ever seen.

Sachi Parker

Geraldine Chaplain's best performance is in Remember My Name. She's riveting and downright creepy. Her character has just gotten out of prison and starts stalking her old husband/boyfriend played by Antony Perkins.

At the 45:29 mark Geraldine breaks into Perkins and his wife's home and terrorizes her. It's delicious.

The wife is played by Berry Berenson, Perkins real life wife who died on Sept 11 when her plane flew into one of the Twin Towers.

Cher's invisible son, Elijah Allman. Did I get his name right? He's invisible, you know.

r32, it's hard to tell which of the two has the more prominent mustache.

R49 I'm kind of surprised Daniel Day-Lewis let his son become a male model.

Billie Lourd. I mean.. I kind of liked her in CULT anyway. Some kind of very unshowy, everygirl charm. She can’t act and I just look at her for some kind of tell that she’s retarded because her mother was a cracky and could have used during gestation, but... she’s ok, kind of charming in spite of herself.

Todd Fisher

That son of Talia Shire

Morgan Mason aka Mr. Belinda Carlisle

Max Irons, son of Jeremy. Embarrassingly horrible actor.

Henry, son of Viggo.

Scott Caan

Malia and Sasha Obama

Olivia Jade now owns this thread.

Sally and Ben Taylor.

Poor James! Hell, poor Carly, even! My Kilauren looks like a freaking genius by comparison, and that's really saying something.

The Shah and Shahbanu Farah Diba's kids. Farah Diba is sort of cool. The Shah side gifted the loser genes.

Geraldine never made it all the way because she is way too prissy. And the Fernandez dynasty in Argentina is dead because that son is the ugliest creep who ever lived.

Scott Caan, that delicious pocket gay, has sufficiently lived up to his fathers legacy. Not excessively, but has earned his own keep.

[quote]No wonder Tom is a drunk.

No, he drinks because he’ll never be able to marry the real love of his life ... Peter Scolari.

Peter has married 4 times

"Wouldn't nearly every child of famous people be relatively unsensational?"

Nearly! But some of us make up for it by being EXTRA sensational!

Webmistress, please delete this thread for using Geraldine Chaplin as an example in the OP.

The suggestion at R1 — that Oona Chaplin is more talented than her mother — should alone warrant deletion.

I don't care what Tom and Rita have said publicly, they have to be embarrassed about Chet. If I had a son like that, I would be mortified.

[quote] OP is a fucking moron. Have you never seen Spirit of The Beehive? Jesus....

OP is a moron but you're an even bigger one: Chaplin was never in that film. You probably confused it with Cría Cuervos, which featured the same child actress.

Just here to own this thread

[quote]Malia and Sasha Obama

You're actually supposed to allow the kids to grow up before you make the call.

Chris Lemmon.

Geraldine was also in the delightful camp-fest "The Mirror Crack'd" as well as Almodovar's "Talk To Her."

.Can somebody post a picture of the Fernandez son in Argentina? Even Juan Peron was a hell of a lot better looking than him.