Did you know Barbara Bush Jr. got married?

In secret = knocked up or perhaps the "wrong sort" who mommy & daddy would not approve.

R1, Surprised she married an actor.

She wisely waited until that old harridan of a grandmother was in her cold, cold grave.

Otherwise, Bar would have made it her business to upstage the bride and would have pulled out every walker, O2 tank and nose tube at her disposal to make it all about herself.

He's HOT

r4 = Miss Lindsey Graham

That is some of the saddest sideboob I’ve ever seen.

American royalty!

He is indeed R4, lucky cow.

Nice VPL on the groom! That looks like quite a package. But Bar Jr. looks tragic. Did she ever suffer from anorexia, because she's got an anorexic-looking face.

Assuming Craig has some kind of trust fund and is likely from the same world as the Bushes-- he is a Vanderbilt U alum according to press and is in his mid-late 30s and has had some minor film roles.

Ugh. He wore brown shoes to his own wedding. Major loser.

He's too hot for her… this will end in tears...

I like that she wore a fashionista/Besette dress rather than a Middleton copycat lace monstrosity.

Poppy was also much hotter than Bar was when they got married, but that became less obvious a decade or two later, when both they grew older (and age hasn't exactly been kind to either of them).

Her makeup is terrible; she looks ill.

I offered to drive everybody around in a fancy wedding car, but no yesses.

Incidentally, those are flowers, not entrails.

She was always the more bookish and introspective of the Bush daughters; much like her mother. Big Bush asked Laura what she did when the first met and Laura reportedly replied, " I smoke, I read, I admire."

Whoah, Barbara Bush Sr. died back in April?!! I could have sworn she died about two months ago. Time is flying so fast it's really freaking me out.

That is really NOT the right bodice for her.

[QUOTE]Whoah, Barbara Bush Sr. died back in April?!! I could have sworn she died about two months ago. Time is flying so fast it's really freaking me out.

We’ll all be dead soon enough.

Didn't know, don't care.

"While her more gregarious twin, Jenna, also 36..."

Thank you Captain Obvious

He looks a bit like Roger Federer.

She looks like she starved herself for a week for her Big Day.

[R9] I do believe Mr. Craig Coyne, johnson decided to make an entrance as well. Oh my were is my smelling salt.

Poor Jeb, was not allow in the family picture sad.

Flat as a board isn’t she?

People article OP linked sits the groom as a screenwriter.

She seems like a nice person, very low key. Just tiny, though. Not the best choice for a wedding dress. She and her new hubby have hardly spent much time together. It'll be interesting to see how this shakes out.

[quote]It'll be interesting to see how this shakes out.

That's what they said about mine.

The article saids it's a whirlwind romance.

Guurrl...

I always thought she looked like Geraldine Chaplin

Disagree, R14. He always looked good until after he'd left the white house. She never looked good.

One of the articles had photographs of her previous boyfriends, they were even hotter than this guy. As for her, I've seen comments praising her beauty, but to me she looks 10 years older.

Interesting, she's a year or two younger than her mother, when she and Bush 43 married. They moved pretty quickly as well. Maybe this will work. It may depend more on him than her, but he seems to be falling into the master plan, given where he proposed. And he is a Southern boy, so he should have a pretty good understanding of tradition.

So this is working very well for her?

So he didn't wear underwear to his wedding, then?

His is as thin of a resume as there is.

He must have family money.

^ He does now.

Why would you ever want to draw attention to that bony non-cleavage??

Not that it matters because she’s a carpenter’s dream-flat as a board- but is that dress topless?

I, too, thought that Barbara Bush daddled.

The dress is awful. It looks as if it is falling off her.

It's more like lingerie, or like a satin evening number Carole Lombard would have worn circa 1933.

Granny Barb would have been outraged by the side-boobage on display. Old George, though, LIKES it!

DL detectives - go to work finding out about this guys family. Is he old school Southern - or transplanted corporate Atlanta type family

Find us some dick pics while you're at it.

And I need some tomato soup and a pen.

OMG - just saw a pic of him in Daily Fail and he totally has BDF. Huge nose. Combined with VPL, looks like Bar is dickmatized. Go him for using it to his advantage.

She looks 50 in her wedding photos.

I mean, look at her hairline. That looks like middle-age hair loss.

Here's what I mean.

She has NO TITS.

At least she hasn't killed anyone.

Where is my Mayonnaise jar ?

DM: "Craig was cast by Sam Mendes for Jarhead. . ."

All signs point to eating disorder.

As much as I hated W during his presidency I always liked his wife and daughters. Laura Bush always seemed like a decent person and the daughters, too.

But, that dress on Barbara Jr! Hideous! What was she thinking? She looks almost topless and with nothing to show but skin and bones. There are so many dresses that would be a lot more flattering on her skinny figure. She looks anorexic or perhaps bulimic. She could easily gain 10 pounds and still look slender.

I just realized, looking at the photo at R55, that I can't tell Meghan McCain and Jenna Bush apart.

That's a bad picture of Bar. She looks like she's squeezing one out or just realized she's sitting in it.

Ouch R55. Jenna's had two kids. Meghan's the fatty.

"Laura always seemed like a decent person" once you got past that whole vehicular manslaughter thing.

You can be a decent person and a bad driver. I think.

Nothing says "this will end well" like getting married less than a year after you meet.

R56 Meghan has colder, meaner eyes than jenna

She has tiny teeth. Yuck.

She should have gone for something like this in white (Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface).

Or maybe something cut like this (Diane Ross at Studio 54).

He's hot. Well done, Skull and Bones Bush.

R61- not so much the length of time they dated, more the fact that it was mainly long distance.

Why even wear the dress, it's so obvious what she has (nothing) underneath it.

She has always worn dresses that shows her non-existent tits, even to her sister's wedding.

Jenna looks thinner in R55's pic. She's the fat sister.

He's hot! I also noticed the huge bulge.

Babs Jr. is dickmatized!

[quote]Babs Jr. is dickmatized!

It happens.

He couldn’t wear a tie to his wedding??

She's got quite small tits.

Why do upper-middle class women wish to be that thin? It can't be healthy.

She's apparently very nice, and a genuine liberal. She takes much more after her mother; Jenna takes after her father.

I've heard she looks better in person that she does in photos, although it does look the extremely handsome Craig Coyne is a golddigger in those photos.

I respect her for having a small wedding rather than a giant Texas society blowout (which she could have had had she wanted).

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I don't understand why she would wear such low cut clothing that showed her flat chest? like the pic of her with 2 kids. didn't her twin tell her she looks terrible in it? poor girl has no real friends to tell her the truth.

She looks terrible. Oh well, at least she's not a cunt.

Bar Jr. could stand to lose a few...

She looks like she has an eating disorder. It's not just her thin frame, she has that aged anorexic face. And if she and her husband were long distance for ten months, she could carry on without him noticing anything wrong.

She also has "anorexic's hair."

What a hussy, you can see clear through the side of her dress

Good looking groom, her sister probably is jealous

these pictures make me sad she looks so sick

Barbara Bush Jr. was always the cunty hard-to-like Bush daughter,

I never liked her.

She doesn't look like either of her parents.

She isn't ugly but she should cover up her bony chest, she has nothing to show.

How can a man even find her sexy? Her body is like a boy's.

Why does she insist on wearing low-cut dresses/tops that expose that sad bony chest?

The make up, the hair color and styling is wrong. And the dress is just terrible on her.

I'm glad that's over over. I don't want a Bush stealing the thunder from HRH Princess Eugenie of York. Watch Jack and Eug on TLC on Fri Oct 12. Starts at 4:30am Eastern Time.

R90 must work for TLC. shit network.

Now that I know her father was calling in support for Kavanaugh it makes me sick to look at him and the elder George

In that picture with her two nieces, the cups on her dress are empty and sagging beneath the wide expanse of her bony chest. Surely there was another dress she could have chosen.

R93, Or she would have covered up her Vera Wang dress with a see-through lacy jacket over her shoulders, back and neck. Seems to me like typical anorexics she believes the thinner she is, the better she looks. So very sad.

She’s serving Melissa Rivers realness, poor thing.

She clearly has an eating problem. Poor thing. You're supposed to look your best on your wedding day, not a tired, washed out bag of bones.

How can a “decent person” stand by silently while her husband was crusading for anti-gay constitutional amendments all over the country. That’s pretty evil.

Isn’t the anorexic twin anti-gay too?

Vera Wang must hate the Bushes.

I've read Barbara Jr. is pretty liberal.

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Skin and bones.

[quote]The bride’s aunt, Dorothy “Doro” Bush Koch, officiated.

Koch? Oh for fuck's sake.

Can't you read the signs? She's not anorexic. She has 3 months to live. That's why it's whirlwind.

Then why isn't she wearing a tasteful little hat to cover the surgery scars, R103?

And we are interested in her because?

Good God mate. She's American royalty!

She voted for Obama twice. Hillary also!