“The Situation” Sentenced to Eight Months of Rape for Tax Evasion

Do a cunting search.

OP = worse than Hitler and Trump

Which Prison?

- A Schock

The Sitch got stitched up by snitches and now he'll be a jailhouse Bitch.

It's not rape if you like and consent.

He will be out within a short period due to "overcrowding". It will be great for his career,

He's hot.

R5 No, he won't, stupid. The Sentencing Reform Act, enacted in 1984, eliminated parole and requires all federal prisoners to serve a minimum of 85 percent of their sentences behind bars before being eligible for release. The Situation will serve six and a half to seven months in a minimum security federal prison, probably Fort Dix.

The Situation goes to prison while Trump goes unpunished for massive tax schemes.

Situation has this male fragility thing and is kind of sensitive and vain. Of the Jersey Shore boys, he's the one who I could see being secretly curious about guys. In the current reunion season in Vegas..even the way he shut the door on Joey telling him he's always had a crush on him. Defensive-like. Just sayin.

No buffets in the big house.big daddy Sitch should use his time to get back in shape.

Exactly what I was thinking R8.

Who?

What a situation he’s gotten himself into.

R1 should get raped soon.

Maybe it’ll dislodge that giant stick up your cunting ass.

[QUOTE]Of the Jersey Shore boys, he's the one who I could see being secretly curious about guys.

Yeah GTL guidos like him who are pretty, look like plucked chickens and smell like cologne. He may not necessarily take kindly to prison inmates.

I'm just amazed that someone gave that goofball 9 million dollars.

Wasn't the chunky bodybuilder guy, Ronnie Magro, the one that said "it's not gay if you're not he one doing the sucking!"

R7....kindly lick my shit hole and get a nice chunky piece in your tooth.

[QUOTE]Wasn't the chunky bodybuilder guy, Ronnie Magro, the one that said "it's not gay if you're not he one doing the sucking!"

No. And like most Italian males, he’s intensely homophobic. So don’t think for a second that him or any of these other guys are welcoming towards us.

r9 Vinny has talked about his emotional illness, and he did have quite problems with long term relationships and has a close connection with and dependency on his mother and Pauly D e.g. wore a T-shirt with SWAG, which means amongst others secretly we are gay, and he also seems to have big problems with relationships, artist in some form, creative and he has become very successful in the entertainment industry without much talent nor diligence and intelligence, and they are both more or less fitness models; they might both be bi and acted on it.

Wow From OP’s picture, I just realized that the Sitch would be quite handsome if he had his nose done .

The Federal system does not have parole, but they have time off for good behavior which results in a third of your sentence being eliminated, plus it allows for you to have your sentence reviewed which generally means the judge changes it to time served plus "court supervision," which conveniently matches the former parole system.

I hope we get some stories from other inmates about how they helped turn out The Situation!

[QUOTE]Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, 36, is going through a tough time ahead of his prison sentence for tax evasion. “He’s not doing well right now. He’s really struggling, and the news of him going to jail is becoming reality, so he’s freaking out,” a source close to the Jersey Shore star tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “He’ll find out soon if his sentence will be reduced and he’s anxious over it.”

[QUOTE]While it’s been an emotionally draining time, Mike is surrounded by friends and family, who he grateful to have, especially now. “He’s heavily leaning on his ‘Jersey Shore’ co-stars during this, which he considers the most challenging time of his life — and all while he is about to get married and is supposed to be the happiest,” the insider explains. “All of the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast has been there for him, supporting him so much, as has his fiancée Lauren.

I liked that he had that face and kept it. He was a never a looker. The first season he had some charm in that gross guido way.

His last days:

His teeth need cleaning. I can see the plaque from here.

He made something like $9 million in one year. He could be set up to retire and do creative things. But no ...

why does his face look so "done" already at his age

R30 all the drug use, alcohol binges and partying can do that to one. Plus stress.

I wonder if he'll keep is eyebrows up while he's locked up. Do they allow the cons to have tweezers?

Don’t judge but he can rape me any time he wants

He’s not even good looking. You guys are thirsty.

R33 bravo that you're not a size-queen bottom

Yeah, I’m sure R34 and R35 are pulling guys that look better than him.

R36 I do.

R36 if I couldn't pull anyone that looks better than this thin plucked chicken puttanesca , I'd abstain.

Puffy.

R38 exactly. Idk what they’re looking at but he’s not a dime. He’s not even average. He’s below.

Pauley probably has the best face of that group and is brown skinned even without tanning. To say he’s white is ridiculous.

In prison he’s probably a dime.

Paul is kind of gross now. If he's hung, I would.

Who is Pauley (never watched the show)?

R41 yup, although I’ve seen some hotties in prison (I wasn’t in prison, my friend was and we would visit him). There was this one y’all handsome Hispanic guy I saw that resembled Aaron Hernandez (wasn’t him) and I was like damn if I ever get locked up for something I hope he’s my bunk mate lmao

R44 was it Aaron Hernandez?

None of them are that attractive. That’s why they got cast. The casting director intentionally wanted “non-conventionally attractive” young Italian Americans that act like stereotypes.

Originally the show was supposed to change casts every season but after the show took off in ratings they kept the cast for season 2. And then after season 2 had so much drama they decided to just keep the cast minus Angelina.

They were gonna recast Vinny At one point but he upped his game and they kept him.

R46 no. I wish. I had a crush on him for years before all that mess went down. Smh. RIP Aaron.

He looked a lot like him though. Really really fit and good looking and tall. I would be sucking that voluntarily

[quote] y’all handsome

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Tall seems to always change to y’all in autocorrect for some reason. Just caught it.

Wasn’t Aaron Hernandez half Italian?

What do you mean was? He’s still alive.

R51 does it matter? He identified and looked Hispanic.

Italians and Hispanics are cut from the same cloth and share a lot of the same DNA and culture. Italians are more like them than white people.

I have a crush on Vinny. And it’s not just the big dick thing. He seems genuinely sensitive, smart and kind. His nervous breakdown made him real.

R55 he seems super stuck up and full of himself on the revival series

[quote]And then after season 2 had so much drama they decided to just keep the cast minus Angelina.

In the REAL world (not REALITY television), drama gets you sent packing, never to return. That's why I refuse to watch any reality show ever. I don't think bad behavior should be rewarded; my own certainly never is.