The gayest weatherman in history: Jordan Witzel

Nothing beats this.

Even his co-workers couldn't contain their laughter/shock/embarassment.

He’s just Canadian.

Easy mistake.

I love the anchorman's comment at R1 - "Oh, good night Irene...."

Rofl!

R2 Yes he is Canadian, also a closet case with a drug problem...allegedly.

Just Canadian. But I love his VPL, which is shown to great effect as he twirls around.

Straight and married, with kids.

Sorry, op.

I don't know about the wife but Jordon sure loved taking it you the ass and doing blow off guys backs when he frequented Steamworks in Toronto.

I'd suck him off.

He looks like alot of fun

You call that the gayest weatherman in history? How quickly we forget.

R6 OP said he was "straight" and married, stupid fuck.

gained weight.

He's like a throwback gay, you know, more like Jim J Bullock or Charles Nelson Reilly gay.

He farts cum, next.......

R14 Clearly. As my brother used to say: If Elton John and Liberace had a gayby that came out of RuPaul's ass it would not be gayer than Jordan Witzel.

His IG shows he's into stupid, silly IG humor sites. This would be consistent with the bad productions he puts on air.

"Africa" by Toto is the best song ever?

I wanna meet him!

He thinks he's Will Farrell and the morning show thinks they're Saturday Night Live.

But it's all just a conduit for his inner Richard Simmons.

He's cute.

He isn’t very effeminate to me. Yeah, the hand gestures are flamboyant, but Moreso in a Jim Carrey clown way, not in a queen way.

R21 Thanks for your comment, you human embodiment of Dawson's well-used fuckhole. STFU.

[quote]He isn’t very effeminate to me. Yeah, the hand gestures are flamboyant, but Moreso in a Jim Carrey clown way, not in a queen way.

Wife's here.

R22 - You need to edit your posts before publishing. They lack focus.

R24 You need to choke on a huge black dude's 12 inch schlong, fuckah.

R25 - Lame.

Girls! Girls! You're both festering cunt sores!

I hear he’s packing a 9 incher.

r28 Not likely. They use centimeters in Canada.

Well, if only Bill Karins could act that way.

LOL.

Playing on his iWad:

It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls

How did Bill Karins get drawn into this conversation?

He's so boring.

He's flamboyant, but he IS handsome.

WAIT - he just did a 5 part series on LGBTQ people.....?

Yeah, I think he screams Will Farrell or Ryan Reynolds - but without the talent - more than he does Liberace or Simmons.

Thanks for your opinion, turd-brain.

GAYEST GAY WHO EVER GAYED (and told the weather)

And now, Chuck Nelson Reilly with sports.

I would pull down those daisy dukes and eat that hairy hole in a second.

There are no straight Canadians.

He is packing heat in that first clip.

OP cannot handle a real hairy daddy

R43, does he really have all of those hideous tattoos?

For a former pro football player, he has flamingo legs.

"Sausage"

Meh. He doesn't seem very gay to me. He sounds like a lot of straight guys I know and work with

R47 and this is why you are a fucking moron.

Wow, hot photo at R43

This was posted in the "unhinged moments in live TV" thread.

I was astounded to see he has a wife and kids. His every move was amusingly comic and queerish. Perhaps he's a metrosexual who likes getting pegged? There is definitely some homo to him.

That was freakin' hilarious at R50!

He didn't come across as gay. He was acting more like a child, making silly faces at the camera. And then spitting out his food.

Granted, it must have tasted like shit because they were all gagging on the dip, but Jordan was just a bit over-the-top.

That said, I can see why he reacted the way he did, because that woman was nuts!

Im sorry,but that clip of him in those daisy dukes made me all tingly "down there" . Hes sexy as can be,but one of THOSE people who thinks they're far more hilarious than they really are.

BCDF?*

*(Big Canadian Dick Face)

Naw dude. He’s more of a Jim Carrey goofy clownbro type.

This is a cock sucking mouth if ever I saw one...

He is gayer than Dawson's cum-filled ass after a 200 load weekend.

He's really cute and engaging.

But I agree his persona is more of a Jim Carrey type.

In R50s post the guy has wrists like windmills. Still, I get the feeling that he is not so much gay as he has to be the center of attention at all times.

r43 Is that hair or mud?

I like him, either way.

Lol. What a flaming homo.

That proves how fake he is. Why would they have swinging at a kids event.

Participation isn't a kids event, R62.

Gay.

R63 Yes it is, homo. It is for those little retarded Down's syndrome kids.

No it isn't, R65. It's not even an event.

It is like Jethro Bodine delivering Paul Lynde's zingers from Hollywood Squares.

I love those retarded Down's kids.

He is gayer than Dawson's 200 load weekend.

Jordan and his balls.

His pants were so tight on R50's video I thought he was wearing leggings. Who the hell's pants are so tight around their calves?

R10 is right. No one is gayer than that weatherman.

R72 totally. Ms Witzel is über gay.

Jordan is sportin' impressive bulge in R61's clip.

Not that I’m complaining, but I wonder why they allow him to bulge so obviously. He looks like he’s going commando in the video at OP. That’s Jon Hamm-level VPL, so the director and his boss notice. Maybe they are trying to appeal to the horny housewife morning demographic?

He is gayer than pink ink or a teacup poodle. The anchor Scott Fee is an out gay. Clearly it is a very gay oriented workplace. Why would Jordan's supposedly big bulge bother them?

I would hit that in a minute, bet he has a hot tight ass that rarely gets fucked

And here's the second runner up , now retired

I think he's awesome. Handsome but not vain; tall; excellent body; terrific sense of humor. What's not to like!?! Sign me up for his forecast any day of the week.

He really is a terrible weatherman. He is so in love with and impressed with himself he often ignores the weather. Which is his fucking job.

R79,

tattoos