Gwyneth Paltrow to Consciously Couple on Saturday

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He'll be back to being Gay in no time. Maybe they have a deal. She raises his profile, he uses his clout to bring back her career.

Thanks guys!

- Goopy

This bitch has to be the most annoying sack of privileged shit ever (female-Hollywood type). I hate Blythe Danner for giving her life.

I like her now. She actually owns her elitist shit and isn’t some passive-aggressive, twee, super-Frau like Jennifer Garner.

She's a lesbian and he's a flaming faggot. Nothing to see here.

Never liked her except in The Talented Mr. Ripley. She was really good in that one.

LOL he's not gay. He's super annoying bro type.

How did she land another Brad? She already admitted that she wasn't good enough for Brad Pitt. I wonder what Brad Falchuk thought of that interview.

She is actually is a very talented actress, her performances in Proof, Sylvia or Hard Eight really impressed me. Never knew that about her until I saw her in some early lesser known work. Unfortunately she's only shilling her brand now and not doing any acting anymore.

I silently adore him from afar.

I can't imagine how a super annoying (straight) bro type can get along with Ryan Murphy (and vice versa) for so long that they churn out TV rating hit after TV rating hit. Murphy mightt hate Paltrow now thinking of her as his Yoko Ono.

Gwyneth P. is one lucky bitch.

He's not a straight bro type at all. Pretty sophisticated and a strategic climber. He gets to cruise around on Valentino's yacht because of Gwyneth.

[quote]“I have decided to give it a go again...”

Wow, that sounds so romantic...🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

She doesn't go for romantic. She goes for self empowerment. I made the conscious decision, you know.

From R1's link:

[quote]Paltrow and her buff beau Brad Falchuk show off their beach bodies in skimpy swim gear

He is covered from waist to knee just like all American men are when swimming. Do Brit's really consider that "skimpy'? What do their men swim in? Burqas?

R10, I agree. I like watching her. And I like her elitist snobby persona.

He's very reminiscent of AnnE's husband actually. He also moons over her publicly, carries her purse for her and enjoys the perks of her fame such as cruising Italy with Valentino every summer. Main difference is Anne's hubby isn't independently wealthy or successful like Falchuk is. Stephen Huvane helped orchestrate both relationships, at least pr-wise.

I like her and her self satisfied mug cradling image.

Do you mean couple--like the two train cars get stuck together???

He's Jewish, which means when I convert to Judaism, I will be officially recognized as a Jew. Finally.

[quote] not only because I believe I have found the man I was meant to be with,

She's found her soulmate!!!

Paltrow is excruciatingly insufferable on every level.

I'm sure Blythe will be only too happy to step aside again and let a new husband face Gwenyth's daily onslaught of moronic drivel masquerading as insights.

Can't stand her. Why does she get a pass in the Harvey Weinstein drama? Her whole career was Miramax movies! She was also good friends with Mario Batali, another disgraced perv. She benefitted from these terrible people, possibly looked the other way, and empowered them by being a superstar closely associated with them. She did a whole travel/food series with Batali a few years ago on PBS. She is the worst kind of white woman who benefits from the system while claiming to be something else. Fuck this devil.

She's actually chosen to do the whole 'Wedding' thing, again, as if it were her first marriage.

Trash.

Did she break up his first marriage?

R27, Sort of. More like he broke up hers

[Quote]I have found the man I was meant to be with

Why do people say that? What about the previous husband? Weren't you meant to be with him too?

I wonder if Apple got her lazy eye fixed?

She's one of these annoying people where everything goes right for her. Of course her second husband is a good looking, age appropriate producer.

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He is known to have a huge thick cock. Goop=SizeKween

Will her vagina be freshly steamed for the honeymoon?

"In high school he wore a tie every day and claimed to be a Republican so that he could appear smart because he didn't feel smart due to undiagnosed dyslexia."

R35, so you mean the show was really titled "eelG"?

Is Chris giving her away?

That pic at R32 makes me think he is very into his looks and body (not like your typical “straight bro”—even compared to her ex, Chris Martin).

He is very well kept and well manicured (as well as good looking/pretty).

He looks like he knows it too.

I cannot imagine him being faithful for a second with the first wife and kids that he left Paltrow for.

So, is this another “open relationship” type thing for Paltrow, or....?

I always struggle a bit with such wedding anouncements (this is the real deal!) when there is marriage history in both of their past. Like (I admit, not exactly the same) when both Melissa Benoist and Blake Jenner broke up with their relationship partners to officially be with each other and then Blake acts shocked that she (cheated on him with Chris Wood and) divorced him.

If I were in such a situation I would just quote Doris Day's famous song Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be).

Falchuck has the looks to be in front of the camera. Does he really suck that much as an actor that he prefers to stay behind the scenes? I mean he can't be bad on a CW actor level of bad, can he?

I wish her a long and happy marriage but I can't help thinking this will all end in tears.

Jessica Seinfeld, who is so far up goop's ass that she can't breathe on her own, threw a party for the happy couple last night. She loves spending Jerry's money.

I've always wished the movie Seven was a documentary.

I think a career behind the camera is always preferable to one in front of a camera.

Goop is a good actress, but careers don't last in this business. This guy might be the best catch for her so far. Neither Pitt nor that whiny Coldplay singer had any talent and I for one never understood what she saw in them.

He's HAF. I envy that Wonderbread bitch.

She is odd- the new Suzanne Sommers, although not quite as awful- but this good thing sure makes her look as dumb.

This is the only pic I could find of Brad with the first wife (and mother of his two kids) that he left for Gwyneth. Was the internet scrubbed of pics of them or something?

Her name is Suzanne Bukinik Falchuk.

Anyway, obviously there was a major discrepancy between the two in the looks department, but I still feel bad for her and think it must suck to be married to someone who works in the industry behind the scenes who then leaves you for a big Hollywood star.

I’m also wondering if the gap between Falchuk and his first wife in the looks department wasn’t initially *that* big.

Judging by older pics, it looks like he might have had a “Hollywood makeover” after his initial success...

And does everyone think *nothing* happened between Brad and Ryan Murphy in the beginning?

Murphy was older and very connected and Falchuk was super ambitious.

I have no idea if there were rumors, but I wonder...

Like nothing *ever*?

LOL Falchuk's straight?

Falchuk PINGS

Is Falchuk an opportunistic fuck like Darren Criss?

That’s what I’m wondering R53?

There have been rumors on DL that Murphy has “mellowed” a bit with age but that when his initial “Glee” success was happening, we was majorly doing the casting couch thing with the hot young guys who worked or wanted to work with him.

And Brad was young, hugely ambitious, and pretty...

Nothing to see here...

Paltrow recently posted a pic of her having lunch with her ex and her current fiancé on her Instagram. Awkward...

Just realized that Paltrow and Falchuk have 4 children between them.

Here’s a picture of that mashup; I guess it’s going to be like a weird Hollywood Brady Bunch.

I feel *very* bad for Falchuk’s daughter; can you imagine having Gwyneth GOOP Paltrow as your stepmom?

Gwyneth was one of Harvey’s girls

I don’t get Falchuks appeal. Martin, Pitt and Affleck are gods compared to him.

I'm neutral about Gwyneth. But her making a fortune out of that Goop silliness is quite impressive. But her marrying this guy ? Why?

Wasn't she fired from GOOP a long time ago though? She was just their spokesperson, a glorified influencer if you will.

I still have no idea why that shit is called “GOOP”!

Paltrow initially claimed it was a “nickname” of hers (for her name somehow), but I’ve never heard a proper explanation for it, or of who—in Paltrow’s whole life—would refer to her as “Goop”.

Looks wise, he’s the poor man’s me.

($uccess wise, I’m the poor man’s him.)

Oh, no. Falchuk has yellow skin...

[Quote] I always struggle a bit with such wedding anouncements (this is the real deal!) when there is marriage history in both of their past. Like (I admit, not exactly the same) when both Melissa Benoist and Blake Jenner broke up with their relationship partners to officially be with each other and then Blake acts shocked that she (cheated on him with Chris Wood and) divorced him.

Weirdly someone in another thread said that Falchuk was sleeping with Benoist during Glee.

That dude has a hot body in OP.

But does he have a liver problem? He looks very sallow.

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His body is hot anyway. Gwynnie has an Amagansett mansion? Fuck. Speaking of which her pussy is in for a blitzkrieg tonight!

I’m sure this marriage will work 🙄

Well, maybe they’ll long term stay together for “power couple” purposes in an “open marriage” environment...

Socially speaking, isn’t Falchuk moving up with this marriage?

Gwyneth is personally connected to Spielberg, tons of A-list celebs, and has endless amounts of $$$$, so I wonder if all that is part of it for him?

I don't think it's just her soul that's being stretched.

LOL, R70

Chris Martin was busy tonight at his part -time job as security guard for MSNBC.

He’s homely and his hair is silly.

She’s irritating.

What does that mean, R72?😂 Even if you think Martin is “homely” looking now, he is technically a big, rich rockstar with tons of $$$$?

What R59 said. I don't see a hot guy when I look at Falchuk.

I think GOOP is a joke, and Paltrow is too woo-woo for my scientific brain to completely respect her intellect, but think she's very pretty, and a decent enough actress. It shouldn't surprise anyone she gets cute husbands, they're not out of her league, and her wealth probably just magnifies her attractiveness.

[quote] Paltrow initially claimed it was a “nickname” of hers (for her name somehow), but I’ve never heard a proper explanation for it, or of who—in Paltrow’s whole life—would refer to her as “Goop”.

It was explained in that recent takedown of her in the NYTimes. When she started the company, she had been advised that the kinds of companies she wanted to model hers after had double o's in their names.

Supposedly GOOP are her initials

Her middle name is Kate...

Her daughter will be prettier than her, even with the lazy eye.

The new hubby has a GREAT body but God is he fug.

[quote] He is known to have a huge thick cock.

No he isn’t and he’s a bit long in the tooth to still be trying to pull this look. Time to grow the fuck up already. He’s also a Republican douche.

He's really quite yellow.

Not handsome but very desirable, a choice we have all made with great satisfaction.

I don't think he's ugly. If he were a woman, I'd say that he was jolie-laide. He needs a better haircut, though.

She thinks she’s Aerin Lauder. That’s who she’s always wanted to be and modeled herself after.

Was Derek Assberg at the wedding?

Aren't Jewish couples supposed to marry on Sundays?

You’ve gotta be a certain type of guy to fall for Gwynnie. Trust me, every guy she’s either been engaged to, or married to, is just as elitist as she is. They’re just better at hiding it.

R85. You are quite correct. I know and really admire Aerin and her family. They used their clout and philanthropy to save my Mother's life. Aerin thinks Gwyneth is way too pushy and she doesn't like Jessica Seinfeld so that makes it hard for Gwyneth to progress to Aerin's inner circle. But she likes Jerry who's best friend is married to one of Aerin's best friends. Still, that whole crowd doesn't like the fact that Jessica would drop them all for Gwyneth so they passed on her. Aerin is far, far wealthier than Gwyneth's crowd and doesn't trust publicity hounds. Also, she is much more natural, graceful, and actually a lot more fun than Gwyneth and far more intelligent. Plus her husband is Eric might be one of the best looking men you'll ever see.

Oh please. Aerin Lauder is a cow who constantly struggles with her food “issues”, and is more often unhappy, than not.

Gwynn might be a pain in the ass, but the woman does stay slim, and is pretty happy if she’s getting laid by some hunk who’s kissing her ass 24/7.

She’ll tire of Falchuk, and ditch him for the next dud, waiting in line.

Gwynn is consistent, in that it’s all about her, and is not really into the whole monogamy thing. Why she continues to marry is beyond me.

R89, You speak from afar. I know them both. I have travelled with both of them. I like Gwyneth but prefer Aerin. Aerin has no food issues as she loves to cook, entertain, and eat. She is the real deal with nothing to prove and she and Eric are great friends as well as spouses. Gwyneth will not tire of Brad. He is very smart, better looking in person, and likes the world Gwyneth has created for them. And don't think he hasn't been advising her on GOOP. They are a team, a very real one.

He looks yellow. Ashkenazi Jews are not cute.

I want him to poke me in the pooper.

OK, R90. I’ll take your word for it. But answer me this: why is it that Paltrow cheats on EVERY boyfriend, fiancée, or husband? This is not speaking from “afar“, this is true, and we both know it.

I have no ill will toward her. But she is a woman who has experienced a tough time remaining faithful. And she does tire of her partners. To say she doesn’t, is disingenuous.

He's a total butterface. Rockin' hot body, tho.

I miss her acting. She is in many of my favorite movies, turning in some great performances. I can’t stand her real-life persona. I also used to think she was adorable but she has lasered her cute freckles into whitewashed oblivion.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s attractive but that shot in the original post has been posed and photoshopped up the wazoo. He does not look remotely like that outside Instagram-land.

Falchuk looks like a hot Seinfeld. Will not age well.

Thank you for your posts R88! Interesting inside info.

I’m also glad to hear about your mom’s life being saved; good for you both!

Obviously being a billionaire heiress doesn't require you to keep your name in the news with vagina steaming to promote your company.

R97, he's 47 so he already IS aging well...

Apparently Gwyneth’s wedding led to the reunion of “old friends” Robert Downey Jr. and Rob Lowe, which leads me to ask:

How fucking crazy did that reception get?!?

*That* story

Dear R93, I didn't say she wasn't a little slutty when she was in her 20's, but if you could go from Brad Pitt, to Ben Affleck in their primes, you might be tempted too. I don't think Brad would put up with her cheating. But he did cheat on his wife with Gwyneth so who knows. Gwyneth got him a trainer and taught him how to dress. He looks great because of her. Look at his pre Gwyneth photos. He is a dweeb. Also, the reason he writes in handicapped people to his projects is that he had a tumor on his spine as a kid and almost became paralyzed so you have to applaud his gratitude and support of those suffering with disabilities. I met him twice, and both really liked his vibe. Also, he has much more money than Gwyneth from his own success and from his family. His Father had some medical internet company that made hundreds of millions of dollars. I barely know him but do like him. He also has beautiful blue gray eyes. Thanks, R98. I am eternally grateful to Aerin and her family. Her Father personally pays for hundreds of students to attend college, so they are real good people.

Rob and Cheryl Lowe stayed with the Downey's at their house in Easthampton.

Rob Lowe and RDJ have been friend for a long time, they both are from the same era and they both are alcoholics.

R105 (Just to be fair) Could be more accurate to add [italic] recovered [/italic] alcoholics.

Thank you, r48! I was about to post that he looks like he once was a BBT Wolowitz.

recover[italic]ing[/italic] alcoholics

Where are they registered?

Goop is so boring and this guy seems like a douche.

Was Ryan Murphy there to give the groom away?

Here are their uber modern wedding bands; at first I couldn’t tell whose hand was whose.

She’s going to milk this whole wedding and ceremony forever on GOOP🙄

Probably trying to move it into Martha Stewart Weddings territory...

And although both of them are probably pretentious snobs in real life, I will say that I appreciate seeing an age appropriate marriage—especially an age appropriate celebrity marriage.

BUMP!

The pic where Rob Lowe and RDJ are in tuxes gazing into eachother’s eyes is very hot.

The pic where RDJ wears a checkered fedora, and has s&p douchesque facial hair and Rob Lowe isn’t Rob Lowe anymore due to overly smooth masque face, in a bathroom mirror selfie, is not hot.

I think Lowe looked better in Behind the Candelabra.

Still makes me laugh, R116!

so I can assume they did cuntiously copulate?

Has Falchuk filed for a divorce yet?

RDJ played Tony Stark so many times, he doesn't know how to be himself anymore.

Was Howard Stern at the wedding? Jennifer Anniston?

More gossip from the poster who has met goop, please! Just how far removed from reality is she?!

I second, R122’s post!

BUMP!

He must be enjoying that steamed vagina.

We had someone who knew her in High school and said she was a complete bitch who enjoyed torturing other girls with rumors and shunnings. Like straight out of mean girls. Not very namaste of her. She seems to have weird intense relationships with women and then drops them even today.

R112 link is an automatic download.

Riiiiight. This one will last.

The only thing I ever liked her in was "Moonlight and Valentino," where she played Elizabeth Perkins' sister (Jon Bon Jovi was real cute in that). The Goop shit is so stupid...

I don't think he's particularly good-looking, but the Falchuk guy has a nice body.

I love how his imdb page has him married -- to his original wife still. t Top 5000 Brad Falchuk Writer | Producer | Director Brad Falchuk is a writer and producer, known for Glee (2009), American Horror Story (2011) and Nip/Tuck (2003). He is married to Suzanne Bukinik. They have two children

LOL, 130

Ooops!

Meant, LOL, R130!

How did GOOP miss that?!?

I know both Brad & Ryan. Worked very closely with both of them on AHS and other projects. I prefer Ryan. And Brad is definitely not gay, might have tried it and experimented in his youth though but not now and certainly not with Ryan.

Oooh, tell us why you prefer RYAN, R133??

Go back to celebitchy, frau @ R126.

Okay [R134] not sure if this makes sense but Ryan is much more approachable and you aren't uncomfortable to get personal with him because he's very interested in people's lives. Brad is lovely but I've never clicked with him on that personal level. It's just the way it was.

Brad is guarded. Typical Jewish Boy Closet case with Mother issues who needed a wife who accepts his bisexuality.

You go goop.

So will they be known as FalPal?

They can be either the Faltrows or the Palchuks.

[quote]Where are they registered?

Just going over her relationship history the past 20 years or so ... man, she's been railed by so many men. And these are ones we KNOW about.

A while ago there was a gossip board with snippets on a hundred celebs and the thing said about Goop was that she's a nymphomaniac who will literally have sex with anyone who comes in her path. So sad. I wonder if it's because she was truly in love with her father.

Ben Affleck said the best line about her being in love with not just a man like her Father, but her Actual Father.

Can we say, "Shiksa" (at last)?

Just asking.

I think Brad Falchuk is very handsome but the issue is.....he has an Ashkenazi face (please don't burn me at the stake). I mean, I like that, but I know that many people don't. Another current thread, about Celebrities who are Ugly, goes back and forth with Sarah Jessica Parker. Again, an Ashkenazi face. I actually usually like those features, and I'm a Catholic (forgive me, Jewish friends). I've known and cared about plenty of AA people, growing up with them as neighbors and friends (Ohio), but I've also known plenty of Jewish guys, who were very dashing and smart. Brad has beautiful blue eyes, cum-gutters for days, and a dazzling smile. Gwyneth hit the jackpot.

It's funny how the "insider" on this thread who claims to know these people writes and sounds just like the "insider" who shows up on just about every other thread dealing with celebrities. And this "insider" seems to know things about these people that no one one else could possible know unless he was inside their heads. Would someone really go to all of the trouble making shit up just to impress people on an anonymous board, or would that just be too incredibly pathetic?

If you are talking about me, I only write about people I actually know. Not that many when you add up my posts. But if you knew who I was, and trust me, I am no big deal by any means, you would be able to connect the dots, figure out what projects I've Co produced or done script work on, and you'd believe what information and opinions I have shared. The problem with any anonymous board is that people tend to disbelieve. The irony is people tend to be more truthful when their identity is shielded.

R103 Curious if you were privy to see Lauder Sr.'s private art collection before his many bequeaths???? I have heard it was breathtaking really.

Ten years ago Goop would not have settled for a TV guy. It's amazing how times have changed.

The TV bubble is bound to burst, no?

R145 can you tell me what in heck you mean my that? I get Jewish looking and all that can mean, and I know most Jews are Askenasi blah blah, but sorry I’m really not getting what you mean ...

SJP is Jewish looking because she’s got a honker and super curly hair and - I guess if we’re getting more technical, very narrow set features like eyes, etc (although plenty of Jewish ppl have wide set features). Gwyneth looks quite a bit like her father (including her nose) and In my opinion looks exactly what she is which is half of both (although she could certainly pass for fully Jewish). Brad could be, could not be, neither way would it really surprise me. So not really sure if you’re just making this all up in your head or what...but care to explain further if you’d like (assuming you’re not trolling us)

Dear R148, The Lauders still have major art in their homes and in storage which they rotate out and lend to museums. They also have full time armed security. The Neue Galerie is pretty much all from Ronal Lauder's personal collection, including the Klimt "Woman in Gold".

[quote]I've known and cared about plenty of AA people, growing up with them as neighbors and friends (Ohio)

So you're an alcoholic? This explains SO much.

R152, You Are A Class A Cunt!!!!

"...I have accepted the soul-stretching...opportunities..."

It's not her soul that's getting stretched by that stud.

R139, they'll be BraGwyn.

I don't get what's so appealing about this basic, bland bitch.

They still married, or...?

She’s such a pretentious twat.

He is supposed to have a ginourmous dick.

r156

Maybe she takes it up the ass like a champ?