***OFFICIAL*** Kavanaugh Judiciary Committee Hearing Watch Thread (PART II)

Didn’t Anita Hill testify for 3 or 4 days?

Ford was fab

Thank you for the new thread.

Any bets on what Grassley's intro of Brett will be?

"I just want to say to you you are a brave man, a patriot, to continue on and being forced to deal with this. We are sorry for all that you and your family have had to do deal with. Our goal is to treat you both fairly and with that being said we will get to the bottom of that little slut's lies and prove that she's being used by these filthy Democrats to obstruct!!!!"

Is Mitchell going to “prosecute” Kavanaugh too?

Perfectly timed thread. Thank you.

The gentleman sitting behind her is a SILVER FOX!

R5, I don't think so...

Previous thread link for the latecomers, pro-Kav trolls.

Link to previous thread.

Previous thread in case anyone wants to refer to it.

Too bad Shelley Winters is deceased, she would have been perfect for Mitchell.

But.... but.. she's hasn't paid for her polygraph!

But... but.. she has a fear of flying!

But... but.. 5 minutes!

Dr Ford is done.

Kavanaugh: "Oh, shit."

Mitchell's questioning of Kavanaugh will be her first foray into criminal defense.

We already know what it is : I’m a Virgin, she’s lying and if she’s not lying then she’s confused . . .

Blah, blah, blah. Smarm, smarm, smarm

Graham said he feels ambushed. Give me a freakin' break.

Wow.. Graham is really "outraged"... really trying to sell it.

Graham is doubling down on who paid for the fucking polygraph.

MissLindsay is in a snit.

The GOP really has nothing. Just, they should’ve told us sooner!

Whoaaaaaaa....La Senatrice is feeling AMBUSHED!

OUT Miss Graham! OUT HER NOW !!!!

Someone needs to out Lindsey Graham once and for all. Hasn’t he ever had sex with someone, somewhere, somehow?

I hope he keeps having a snit, the little snowflake. The optics must be so precious. They know they done fucked up.

Why has no one shot the Senatrix in the head yet? He's revolting.

[quote]Mark Judge's book says he worked at a grocery store in the summer of 1982, saving money for football camp that began (Kavanaugh's calendars show) on Aug. 22.

[quote]Ford saw him at work 6-8 weeks after the alleged incident.

Graham drew the short straw.

He's clutching his pearls...

Graham is talking about applying the rule of law, search warrants, etc. This is not a trial!

r24, little boys but he chokes them all as he comes so they can't squeal.

One of the Dems should ask detailed accounts of Kavs relationship with Judge.

"Did the two of you at any point in your relationship engage in homosexual activity?"

Grassley: OBJECTION!

Senatrice: NOW NOW GIVE HIM A MINUTE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!

La Senatrice is demolishing Ford.

Graham: I don't know who paid for the polygraph.

Ah, didn't Dr Ford's lawyers say they paid for it? Per standard practice.

It's DR Ford, Senator Graham.

Scum.

So desperate to be Secretary of State.

Miz Lindzey is having her hissy-fit on CNN.

WHERE IS GUY GUY FROM THE FILM OUTRAGE??? HE NEEDS TO OUT GRAHAM !!!!!!!!!!!

Now out him. Ask that closet turd on camera if he is a homosexual.

This pundit is saying Rachel brought up the 5 minute increment thing in order to save herself and her rep because it made her look incompetent... I disagree.

I need to mute the TV and get some work done! Lol

Is this THE part 2 thread?

So no prosecutor on the Dem side for Kavanaugh... Mitchell (though not effective anyway) will to easy on him.

[quote] The gentleman sitting behind her is a SILVER FOX!

I want to see him naked.

Miss Lindsey is apoplectic with reporters.

He's telegraphing to his fellow scumbags that they're going to claim reasonable doubt and ultimately they will confirm him.

*go* easy

Somebody needs to OUT the Senatrice. That bitch is evil. She shouldn’t be sucking gay dicks & hurting our community.

I do decleah! La Senatrice needs his smelling salts!

Jake Tapper calls Miz Lindzey Trump's pitbull.

How about a sassy poodle?

I thought Mitchell for both of them. She really did nothing.

r41, I don't think they're using the Lady Lawyer to question Brett The Rapist.

How many Part II threads do we have?

Most of the dems ARE [former] prosecutors, r41. They'll be fine without Rachael.

R41: Several of the Dem Senators are former prosecutors, though. I hope they have a coordinated plan for questioning Kavanaugh.

LOL R48

Graham lost his damn mind.

Whatever Putin has on him must be BIG. Of course there's going to be dirty money, but all republicans do that. There HAS to be more.

Someone should just ambush the Senatrice one of these days and say, "Mr. Lindsay, Mr. Lindsay, any comment on the breaking news that there is an accusation that you are a homosexual and there is going to be a release of photos proving so in one hour?"

Someone do that and get it on video please.

[quote] reasonable doubt

Seriously, why do the need reasonable doubt? He's not on trial. Just replace this candidate with one who isn't accused of sexual assault!

Graham's bestie McCain is spinning in his grave to see Graham sucking up to Trump.

There has to be someone here who has at least seen him at a truckstop gloryhole.

This is a farce and anyone in SC who knows anything about Graham needs to get the proof out there. Tired of this little fucking hypocrite

I can't wait for the pictures of Lindsey Graham in chains, a diaper, and ball gag to come out.

Usually I’m all MSNBC on a day like this but I can’t stand Brian Williams.

... or a nasty little Chihuahua...

My only concern for the Dems is that they all may try to "outshine" each other.

I'm looking at y'all, Booker and Harris.

How does Graham vote on and/or posture gay issues?

Harris, Blumenthal, and I think Klobaucher are former prosecutors.

Seriously, what do the Russians have on Lindsey that 10 sleeping pills couldn't take care of? Why did he choose instead to make a such farce out of his career and life?

Forget the Senatrix. Back to Kavi.

What is he going to say?

What about the two anonymous men who confessed. That is such obvious bullshit. No one confesses, if they aren't a suspect.

So is Ford going to question Kavanaugh too? Or are the Republicans going to put on their big boy pants and do it themselves?

r66, I can wait for Kamala to question Kavanaugh again. It was so good before

Damn make up your minds.

Reposting on the REAL TRUE AUTHENTIC CERTIFIED ***OFFICICIAL*** THREAD ahem

[quote] this will change nothing unless either Ford or Kavanaugh totally loses it and goes berserk while testifying.

Never fear. We are dropping acid in his coffee as we type. Get your popcorn cause this will be fun when he asks why a unicorn is sitting on Senator Grassley's head.

Is Jake Tapper a republican? I never watch CNN but am today. Why does he keep playing "devil's advocate"?

Why would Ford question Kavanaugh, r69?

The Senatrice keeps talking about holes (because of course he is)...

Well what would be the best way to close those holes (stop Senatrice)... oh I dunno an actual investigation?

r71, really? You thought that was worth reposting?....

Katy Tur is hot on herself. She is cute, but no beauty.

Grassley seems slow

Her husband sure is though, r76.

Poor, poor Miss Graham. The young blond Russian boys were SO inviting and irresistible and now he has to try and cover that shit up by slobbering Trump's knob.

I know R64. They are gearing up for 2020.

The funniest thing I heard on the radio was when two pundits were talking the other day about this and they said:

Some of these old, white men were on the Anita Hill case.... and they were OLD back then too!

The Senatrice pissed me the fuck off. Calling her "Miss Ford." Out that little bitch now!

R64, I think they're smarter than that.

#outsenatorgraham

#outmisslindsey

#outlindseygraham

What's a good hashtag?

[quote]Grassley seems slow

That's not what the deer carcasses littered behind his Oldsmobile said.

[quote]@ChuckGrassley Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead

What sucks about Kav getting to go second is that he get to benefit by knowing what she's already said but also having an advantage of having heard what the pundits say he needs to do.

The senatrice actually said Misssss Ford.

Kav is stupid. You can see it in his old photos and recent interviews. He’s got one of those “duh...” faces.

[quote]What's a good hashtag?

#NotGaySenatrice

Republicans believe

If there is no blue dress, you must acquit!!

[quote]Graham said he feels ambushed. Give me a freakin' break.

Can you fucking imagine if these old, white men in power had to deal with even a millionth of the shit non-white people have to deal with every day because of people like him?

What a thin-skinned, triggered bunch of cunts Republicans really are when they can deal with any shit!

Fucking Gorsuch went right through, so fuck off with this ambushed shit. You stole a seat from Obama and have the nerve to pretend that every fucking thing YOU did to Obama and to Dems never happened, but it's apparently happening to you. I hope the whores he has to pay to fuck his ugly ass have a modicum of self-respect and reject him as a client.

can't* deal*

Lindsey Graham has hit some new lows today with his comments.

He must have been taking notes during Orange Fuckface's press conference yesterday.

Did Miss Graham's boytoy breakup with her or something?

r94 yeah he crossed over to irredeemable territory. Whatever Vlad has on him must be absolutely sickening.

Kavanaugh has the Irish alkie gene. If he had admitted he drank too much as a youth but changed his ways and blah blah blah he would be somewhat credible. But no, he's a smarmy douche bag who genuinely feels he's done nothing wrong.

#closetedsenatorslivesmatter

Have they given a specific time for Kavanaugh's testimony? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Did I hear Brian Williams say that Lindsey Graham gave a best actress Oscar performance?

lol, R99. Love it.

Regarding outing Graham, he is regularly outed if you read comments in various news stories or his Twitter feed. Problem is when people out him defenders call them anti-gay, like, "what's wrong with Graham being gay? or, why are you trying to smear him when you think being gay is fine?"

Whether gay or not, he's voting in ways the gay people and allies do not support. His actions are anti-gay and if he's gay he's a real hypocrite. I've read that many people in his district assume he's gay but they don't care because he votes they way they want him to vote.

So, for me, I don't care whether he's gay or not, but I do care that he's a butt-licking toady to creepy trump and supports an odious right wing agenda. His behavior today shows just how deeply he's in it with trump. They must have something on him, it can't be just because he's gay. Probably in on some money laundering or something.

r86, but if he starts trying to mold his testimony with hers he won't be prepared. He will mess up. He has to give a truth as he knows it and stick to it.

lol!!! r101

Mitchell's career went up in flames today. She should have used that summing up time to reinvent herself. Maybe put on a pair of tap shoes and do a rousing number.

r103, all republicans have been laundering russian mob money for at least the last decade. It's not that.

I got banned from another forum for saying Graham should be outed. Such pansies. Of course these are the same people bashing Kamala for grandstanding.

R100 The recess is 45 minutes, so I assume it'll start back up at noon PDT

Very telling that Mitchell pretty much conceded at the end that she wasn't able to discredit Dr. Ford's testimony by blaming it on the time constraints. I think it occurred to Mitchell very early on that Ford was telling the truth (kind of like the rest of us.)

Am I in the right place? I "thought" I was on a thread that said "part two", but....

They need to herd Mitchell back into the horse van and drive her back to Maricopa County.

I hope Mitchell is disgusted with herself.

R95 No, but proof of what is probably him raping underage boys is being dangled in front of his face.

Russia got both RNC and DNC emails. Only DNC got released. RNC emails serving as blackmail to get republicans to do what they want. Graham suddenly went from "that one sane republican" a la McCain and Flake to one of Trump's biggest supporters to having a meltdown five minutes ago, claiming they will falsely accuse dems of rape.

Very likely ALL the republicans have dirty money and the majority of their base is okay with dirty money as long as it against liberals.

A lot of constituents already think he's gay, but he keeps it to himself and will vote how they want so they're ultimately tolerating him.

However, even those who are okay with underage girls being victimized by older men are NOT okay with underage boys being victimized by older men.

Lindsey Graham is very likely a serial predator and Russia holds emails or photos as proof.

Miss Lindsey is asexual, darlings.

Mitchell’s career is dead, like everything else that touches these repugs aka dementors.

NBC's Carrie Dann: ‏ Illuminating data from NPR/Marist (9/22-24)

**If Ford allegations are TRUE** should Kavanaugh be confirmed?

Overall: 29% yes/ 59% no

Dems: 12% yes / 79% no

Republicans: 54% yes / 32% no

Indies: 31% yes / 57% no

White evangelicals: 48% yes /36% no

R111, Part II hasn't started yet, so the preceding posts are time-fillers.

A Fox News reporter at the WH just said that Kavanaugh needs to give the performance of a lifetime to save his nomination.

Kavanaugh does look really dense, doesn't he? Typical privileged white man who got to the top despite being as thick as pig shit.

I hate polls, don't post poll results here, thank you.

Mitchell could redeem herself, be on the correct side of history, talk a moment about her line of questioning and then proclaim that she believes Dr Ford and why she believes Dr Ford. That would be a powerful moment.

R114 Oh and pizzagate. Russian troll farms did NOT get the "liberals are pedophiles who are shielding each other" premise from nowhere. They got it from RNC emails. Because many republicans are predators and/or are shielding predators.

R117 Evangelicals just need to fucking kill themselves already. Stop forcing the rest of us to go along with your doomsday plot to kill everybody on earth via bringing the apocalypse.

WH official: hearings “terrible” for Kavanaugh

[quote]White evangelicals: 48% yes /36% no

But of course. Fucking hypocritical human garbage.

Some citizen reactions.

The idiot republicunts on twitter are outraged this is so political lol

[quote] “16A: Crying. 14B: Crying. 17C: Weeping,” Ron Lieber, a New York Times columnist, wrote on Twitter from a flight headed from New York to Salt Lake City, listing the reactions as passengers watched the hearing on seat-back televisions. “I am one of the criers.”

Evangelicals are evil. Let that sink in.

Any random person walking down the street is more Christian than them.

Headlines!

"Donald Trump Soldier Sen. Lindsey Graham Attempts Damage Control During Break in Christine Ford Testimony"

"Lindsey Graham to Sex-Assault Survivor: ‘Go to the Cops’"

"Lindsey Graham Is Having a Fucking Meltdown Right Now"

I believe this is political. It's not Ford's fault, and I don't believe she meant for it to be, but it is.

So is this the part where Dems trot out someone to question Kavanaugh because they're huge cowards?

Republicans have zero self-respect. Absolute trash.

Evangelicals don’t discuss right from wrong. It’s all, “sow a seed, open your checkbook to god, donate the watch off of your wrist...”

[quote] I hate polls, don't post poll results here, thank you.

are you use to having the whole world cater to your likes and dislikes?

r129, what grade are you in?

WTF is wrong with South Carolina, electing Ms. Graham?

DLers who live in SC, what's up?

[quote]A Fox News reporter at the WH just said that Kavanaugh needs to give the performance of a lifetime to save his nomination.

Indeed, and his previews before opening night haven't been impressive.

A giant just enter the room with the Kavanaugh family.

That would be nice, r134. Please oblige to my request. 🤗

I still can't believe that Graham had the nerve to say something like"What can the FBI do now? She doesn't know the house number, the street, the month. They can't get a search warrant. What can they investigate?"

As if they'd use a search warrant 30 years later!! He's such a lying, paid-off chump.

Interesting. This one pundit is guessing that Kav will lean in towards a redemption story. That he did drink because he was trying to fit in but hes changed his ways and that drinking is a far cry from raping.

But either way if he goes with that story he's a liar.

Nobody is going to feel sorry for Brett. He’s going to look defensive and spoiled.

The Paper Magnolia Lindsey Graham is having a complete break down complete with the Vapors.

“Sow your seed to prosperity”.

“Give all your money away in this life so you’ll be rich in the next life”

“Little Bobby doesn’t need that surgery, just donate a check to us and he will be healed with god’s will”

Reactions.

r131, regardless of that, do you believe her and her accusation.

That is all that counts.

"Honorable Brett M. Kavanaugh"

Lolz 🤣

Mitchell's so upset she's going to bowl extra games tonight to calm herself.

Bitch, it wasn't Ford that made this political. It's the 'simple majority' rules bending GOP that made this a political job by nominating the 'get out of jail free' asshole that the criminal they keep propping up wanted.

He's unfit, period.

R129 is correct. They are not Christians, but a cult that uses their ideology to bash women, gays, the old, and anyone who disagrees with them.

FWIW, I ran into into my lawyer neighbor in the elevator the other day, whom I don’t see very often. We are not particularly close and I wouldn’t say we are friends but every once in awhile we stop and chat for a few minutes about political events and other topics of mutual interest. He’s extremely bright and accomplished and known to be full of great insights and information, on top of things more than most people are. A few others in the building have referred to him as very private, a loner, but very sharp and intuitive.

In a matter-of-fact manner and rather nonchalant tone he told me that he thinks the last two women who came forward are actually Trump supporting Republicans who are being paid to make these claims. But not Dr Blasey Ford though, as he believes her story (so do I) and that they are trying to discredit her (because they know it’s true) using these two well-compensated, Trump supporting women/actors who have “come forward”, one of them being the woman in the boat in Rhode Island, one of two paid Republican actors. The two men who have come forward to say that they are the perpetrators of these allegations and that it was not Kavanaugh are also being well compensated and afforded legal protection for lying for Team Trump. They will not spend a day in jail for their "crimes" because that is also contrived. They were promised money and legal protection.

He said he thinks these schemes, masterminded by Trump & Co, is to have these compensated female actors make these allegations and sound real about them, and then during follow-up and further questioning, as their story unfolds it also starts to fall apart (purposely planned) and they are deemed not credible. He thinks this is a devious plan on their part to use this ploy to somehow discredit Dr Blasey Ford and that if their plan works Kavanaugh could end up being our new SCOTUS.

This, of course, is his theory, and not based on facts or inside knowledge. He works for a prestigious law firm here in NYC. And although he mostly stays to himself, he is well liked and respected and quite credible. I agreed with him as all of this sounds very plausible since devious, pathological lying Republicans do play dirty. If this concocted scheme is true the women are ass-kissing trash who should be held accountable for lying. Same for the men who are taking the blame for something they didn't do and then never being held accountable for lying.

We don’t care who doesn’t agree with us, not interested in a debate with the thread troll, I am just putting it out there, FWIW. Because I wouldn't put it past these cunts, crooks and criminals to do something like this. I'll post this on one of the other Kavanaugh threads as well.

someone get Aunt Pitypat her smelling salts

Who was that giant, tall guy? Heee heee..... Dr Ford’s bearded attorney is sitting directly behind where Kav will be seated. Hope he sips on a Coke.

Alyssa Milano is in the room? How did I miss that?

Oh well, time to cut the losses and move on. Withdraw the nominatoin. Theres plenty of others to consider.

I work hard to maintain my boyish figure, and as a result I have a Fear of Frying. But that doesn't stop me from downing a 🍔 Big Mac & 🍟 Fries whenever I can manage to get my hands on them.

Sexy cops, and I don't see any wedding rings. The senatrice will be up in a greater tizzy than ever!

Make everyone of these repugs go on the record supporting this guy.

Come Election Day, we can show the reciepts.

If Kavanaugh goes for a "redemption story," he'll have to specify how many hours his redemption began after he did that Fox interview. The one where he said his high school years were entirely devoted to academics, sports, and church.

With Ford's lawyer in the frame, will he become a meme by the end of the day?

The narrative in common with all the allegations is that Kavanaugh was a heavy drinker, a mean, belligerent, and aggressive drunk. But since he expended so much energy painting himself as a goodie two shoes in his interviews, etc, he either has to admit under oath that he lied THEN, or he has to LIE under oath, which is a very dangerous place to be, since who knows if a corroborating witness might not appear to uphold her story? I don't actually think he's a rapist. I think he was an awkward social misfit who drank to overcome that and then tried to impress his friends with his sexual success. Which doesn't make it any better.....

R40 No Rose it's the Kindle version of Vanna Speaks.

Melissa McCarthy is going to be on SNL playing Mitchell, right?

Who is the dark-haired guy in the jeans and tour jacket? Is he some sort of courtroom bouncer?

R158 that's if anyone calls him on it. Sometimes I wish Democrats would grow a bigger pair.

Whoa this cop is kind of hot finally some eyecandy.

No that will be Andi r162

The 45 minutes are over.

How much time is this guy going to get? She didn’t get extra time.

So unfair.

That poll at r117 tells you everything you need to know about Republicans and evangelicals both. The majority of them are just vile, inhuman pieces of shit.

[quote]I believe this is political. It's not Ford's fault, and I don't believe she meant for it to be, but it is.

Let's get something straight: Dems have *actually* shunned many sexual predators without regard for the "D" next to their name or their liberal advocacy. Republicans hunker down and embrace their garbage because it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter if someone is literally getting death threats, they are not humanbeings. Humans have basic decency. These people are a letter - "R".

Roy Moore, Donald Trump, Kavanaugh, etc. Doesn't matter if you're a pig, just have an "R" next to your name and that's enough for them to defend you to the point that you become some despicable woman who calls yourself a mother and goes on television to proudly proclaim in front of your daughters that being groped by a man is no big deal. That is how low you are willing to sink because anything resembling dignity or self-respect or empathy is no where to be found when all you are is a letter.

R142 No, republicans will fall over themselves feeling sorry for the guy.

Here's their transition of excuses as to why he should be on court

"It didn't happen!"

"It doesn't THAT bad!"

"Well it was probably HER fault!"

"Why doesn't she remember X?"

"even if he did do it way back then, does it deserve to impact the rest of his life?"

and now it'll be "well it did happen, trying to be a serial gang rapist is bad, it wasn't her fault, it doesn't matter if she doesn't remember what shirt he wore, and a rapist shouldn't be on court, BUT HE'S A GOOD MAN NOW!"

They tried discrediting and shaming her, then more accusations came out and Kav and GOP came up with various excuses as to why it wasn't the case. Except now it is looking to be the case so they have to go with "but he's good now and he did those things when he was in a bad place".

Kava is a falling down drunk who blacked this shit out.

He is going to withdraw and go to rehab.

Chrissy Metz should play Mitchell her SNL

R165 LOL I thought so, too.

Wow. Milano got herself a prime gig... sitting right behind Kavanaugh!

Hopefully somebody holds up a black power symbol in the background.

I wanna see the cop! I'm so depressed! I need eye candy!

Because she was invited by Boxer or Feinstein, can't remember which. And she is a former rape victim so she has that cache. Not a coincidence.

Stop wanting to fuck the cop. They commit domestic violence at a rate higher than the average population and won't kill planting drugs on black people and then killing them.

Why does he have grey teeth? He can't afford whitening strips oh his salary?

It's starting...

Kavanaugh has a pair of his daughters panties in his pocket for good luck.

Am I blind? I don't see Milano

Whoa... Kavanaugh just shown, his face is angry/worried?

It's on!

Is that white power bitch there for him again?

R182 shes behind bearded guy

Kavanaugh still has the white power lady sitting behind him.

She’s there 182

He has a butthole mouth

THat's NOT Alyssa.

Is Alyssa Milano the one with the bun thing on her head?

Milano is right behind the guy with the purple tie.

Yuck, that dark-haired cunt is there again. What's her name again? Juan Epstein?

R177, is Boxer there? I think Feinstein invited her.

Yes 191

R189 you say that like there's something wrong with that!

Who's that chick?

Is Milano the bun on her head lady behind fords lawyer?

Why does she look 61 instead of 51? What went on in her life? She acts like she had a good life.

Milano has the turd on her head. You can't miss her.

That's a face sorely in need of a drink, R183.

One look at Kav's mom and you can just imagine the family background.

Looks like Alyssa... with the bun.

Is that water or Vodka that Kavanaugh has in his bottle?

"As we offered to Senator Fo...Dr. Ford..."

I vote for vodka..

YES!!

Dr. Ford is more profesional, American and HUMAN than Kavanaugh is, during his job interview.

GOP SENATORS,

DUMP KAVANUGH ALREADY!

It's Milano. I am a little out of the loop as to how she got in / why she got in though? There isn't much in the news... just that she wanted to show support.

Alkie face bloat

Wtf is he doing an impression of Trump

Kavanaugh's was scanning the committee to see who's with him

KavaNO is pissed. And his mother....we need a thread on her. C.Ebersole to play her!

Oh the Nazi girl is there.

I can not watch this bastard.

Let me revise that: Sorely in need of [italic]another[/italic] drink.

His wife looks like she is going to cry

You can see his mean side now...

Kamala should ask how much he's had to drink today.

This is MY statement!

Oh hes reading this all wrong. Angry is not going to work well.

He's playing pissed. Kamala will get him to stumble.

The angry tone is not going to work in his favor lol

Who is the stud in 2nd row to K's right?

Why has no one told him not to do that thing with his mouth that makes him look like he's sucking on his own teeth? It makes him look like he's rehearsing for The Crucible.

WHY IS HE SHOUTING AT US?!?!?

He's gonna cry

Wow! What an asshole...having a fit.

Oh he’s nasty Nasty drunk for sure

Sounds like he's about to withdraw.

So Ford was "performing," yet I'm sure the right-wing cunts watching this think Kavanaugh is just "passionate" right?

I fucking hate the right-wing so much.

He should be pissed. There he was, not even on the short list, and he wrote this little piece about the Presidency being legally unassailable and now this!

He's foaming at the mouth.

Trump told him to be more forceful, obviously.

R226 I was thinking the same thing

So this is what it’s like when he’s drunk and rapey.

I'm not feeling sympathetic because of his tone.

Who advised him that angry and robotic was the best strategy for this situation?

His wife looks like she knows this anger/meanness..

I don't think having his wife right behind him is helping his case.

Will he withdraw? This is a disgrace, he said. He is accusing everyone

I wouldn't have brought up "having a beer with" in my statement.

Eewww

What is with the yelling?? He needs to be slapped viciously.

Though you'd have to disinfect your hand after.

Hmmm, Kavanaugh asking for witnesses to be heard, sounds like we should do an actual investigation.

Can people post when the Dem senators start their 5 mins so I can switch on the live feed? TIA

He is making this political, blaming on Dems.

He already comes off as not credible.

This makes me dislike him more... not working.

EVEEEL. Think about that word. Holy shit. This guy has gone off the rails.

He should publicly call for a FBI investigation. If he's cleared, he should be voted in because hes actually very qualified.

You can totally imagine this shouty self righteous asshole being a violent drunk who gets grabby when some who-does-she-think-she-is says no to him.

[quote]Why has no one told him not to do that thing with his mouth that makes him look like he's sucking on his own teeth?

Republicans are required to have their mouths shrunk before they are taught the secret handshake.

Kavanaugh trying to act like Uncle Thomas. It ain't gonna work. You sounds more guilty.

Very partisan; will have no credibility if he's confirmed.

I feel bullied just listening to him.

Oh yes, I so want this douchebag on the highest court. Drunkard with this temperament.

Kav is shitting bricks right now, shouting that he feels hurt. Bitch please

well he's doing the Trump playbook. Deny and play the victim. Make the real victim seem as the predator.

What a fucking repub pig

Satan!

It's like he's addressing a deplorable rally.

That's how his wife looks, when he beats her down

Ok its political... does it mean you didnt do it?

On the NPR Politics podcast yesterday, they were talking about how Trump is wavering and wants to see Kavanaugh fight or he'll drop him.

His wife's face is so annoyed. And his angry attitude, politicizing this, isn't helping his credibility and makes him look like the lunatic he probably is.

He WILL "threaten the lives of Americans for decades to come." That's a fact anyway- rapist or not.

Why is he screaming at the committee?

Chill dude.

Stop talking down to us

Wow that wife’s face is annoying as fuck

ANGRY STRAIGHT WHITE GUY ALERT!!! I hope he doesn't have a gun...

[quote]Nobody is going to feel sorry for Brett. He’s going to look defensive and spoiled.

Yep. Two minutes in, and he already does.

Well, it's over. He's 'bout to say "Fuck this shit, I don't want it anymore."

This act is for one person Trump, so he doesn't pull the nomination.

I can't WAIT for Kamala to destroy his ass and make him look like the scum he is.

Ask everyone who has ever known me!!! Except Mark Judge.

Wow what an angry dude

😂 I was afraid he’d come out all nice and cordial. This is wonderful.

Someone should have vetted this statement. It is an embarrassment. He's an embarrassment.

So it wasn't political when Gorsuch got right through?

He’s going to pick up the table and break it over the dems head. Then he’s going to hit his wife a few times out of habit.

I was crying during Dr. Ford's testimony. I'm already laughing during Kavanaugh's. He is so self-righteous!!

R275 and his college roommate who says Brett would frequently get incoherently drunk

What about Renate, what about Dr. Ford and all those other girls you set up for rape? How hurt were they?

This attitude shows how unfit he is. Be done with him and withdraw the nomination. He's disgraced.

Kavanaughs trump impression is terrible

Somebody cut his mic

His wife is on double Xanax for this.

Kavanaugh is coming off as angry. I can see him being angry at a woman and trying to force himself on her.

Kanvanaugh is yelling at his interviewers, during a panel job interview. You are not qualified for a Temporary Summer Camp Counselor, Fake Choir Boy.

Can he get some laser on his face or something?

Looking at him, and then looking at his wife right behind him, I can honestly see a drunk Kavanaugh shouting at her and even hitting her when he's angry and drinking.

OMG, FAKE NEWS!!! He actually went there.

Are we being subjected to a drunken rage right now?

Once he’s confirmed (makes me sick to write that) can you imagine the damage he’s going to do to women while he’s on the Supreme Court? What a fucking pig.

Embarrassing.

This is downright embarrassing.

What's fascinating is that the anger, not just the speech, sounds rehearsed.

Also, SNL should bring Bob Odenkirk in to play him.

It’s over.

He is a complete fool, screaming his head off. Did Trump the idiot give him that advice?

Such entitlement.

I like this Kavanaugh.

My God, did Kavanaugh just confused absence of evidence with evidence of absence?

He’s not going to get through.

He's showing exactly who he is: a spoiled rich white douchebag not getting his way.

I'm sure Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, and Mazie Hirono can't wait to take him down

He's certainly coming across as someone who would bully women.

He is a bully... what a pos.

r277, he should have opted a different tone. One of disappointment yet seeker of the truth.

The 2016 elections! Left wing activists!

Somebody talked to Trump before he wrote his big boy speech.

He’s giving off a low IQ vibe.

I'm not feeling very "optimistic" that he can be impartial! Please withdraw.

[quote]I'm not sure bitchy rage-monkey is the look you want here, bud.

Jesus shut it already

He sounds like a complete fucking psycho.

No wedding ring??

Unhinged!

Someone zoom in on the written statement. Is it in all caps???

OMG he's coming over like a fucking lunatic asshole who has never had anyone tell him 'no' ever. This is clearly the real, nasty BK. He is just totally exposing what an utter prick he is.

Oh, well....

He sounds more confident than Ford.

Is this guy stupid? How do they get into such good schools.

Why is he so YELLY?

But he has supplied the Lifetime Original Movie Title: [italic][bold]Reap the Whirlwind.

'I fear for the future..."

Yeah, join the f**king CLUB!

I'LL BE A PART OF THE SUPREME COURT WHETHER YOU FUCKERS LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

Imagine what he's like with a few drinks in him...

God what fucking size font did he use for the speech, he turns the page every few words.

Man they hate when they get treated like the rest of us.

He wrote this read it and thought this is great speech?

Too self-righteous and way too indignant. I also love the part where he thinks if he is not confirmed it will have ramifications for decades to come. This guy is delusional. If he does not get confirmed he will be quickly forgotten.

He is! All those plans gone awry! You're watching a psychopathic meltdown.

He's appearing as crazy.

Okay, I'm thoroughly convinced now that he's not a belligerent drunk.

So sorry for having misgivings about you, Brett.

One of my best friends is Bla... I mean, a rape victim!

If hes this angry just reading imagine how angry he is when hes drunk rapey.

I can hear him screaming in the next room, away from the TV. Psycho.

I'M NOT ABUSIVE! ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WAS ABUSED!

Sexual assault is BAAD. One of my friends is sexual assault, errr, was sexually assaulted.

Ashley is crying.

[BOLD]I NEVER FUCKING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ANYONE - EVER!!!! MOTHERFUCKERS I AM A DECENT, RESERVED, PEACEFUL MAN YA CUNTS!![/BOLD]

Dudes like him hold everyone else accountable for their misdeeds, but he operates from a perch above the law. The law doesn't apply to him or those of his ilk. They're above it. That's why there's such a thing as "PK Kids" - children of police and preachers, etc. Their judgement comes home to roost.

OMG ..... Kavanaugh is of the rails!

He must be in the middle of a wide awake blackout. He seems to have forgotten where he is and why he is there.

And he's coming off like a huge liar.

MY PARENTS ARE HERE TO LISTEN TO THE SPEECH I WROTE ALL BY MYSELF!

He's meaner than Ford. Big difference.. I can see this rape/abuse 36 years ago. I'm more convinced.

Why are his nose and cheeks so red?

"Some of my best friends are sexual assault victims!" (Brett Kavanaugh)

What he sounds like r329, is exactly what he is, an entitled, arrogant prick doubling down a la Trump.

It's the Clinton Cabal, trying to take me down! Never, I say!

And now I'm going to cry over my parents, who are here, because I'm really a Good Little Boy!

R339 what's PK?

He's way too angry to be on the SC.

Scolding Senators?

Total asshole.

"my mum went to law school...blah blah she inspired me blah blah blah"

What a slimy turd. He's fug as hell.

Ladies and Gentlemen....Behold!

The Entitled Triggered White Guy In All Its Glory!

[quote]Kavanaugh is of the rails!

That sounds very zen.

his personality really reminds me of Bill O'Reilly. An angry, entitled and accusatory tone/speech.

Corey Booker is probably checking on his fantasy football team right now.

Who is the blonde crying there?

I don't want this thing in the Supreme Court..

This is coming across like the angry video left behind on a mass shooter's Youtube channel.

Do you get Lindsey Graham is getting aroused listening to this opener?

Ford rings true. You do not.

He's basically threatening the left. Vengeful angry guy on the Supreme Court to complement vengeful angry guy in White House.

It is a vast left wing conspiracy to bring me down.

R347, Read it again.

He only has to show that he has led a reformed life, then what may or may not have happened between the two won’t matter.

Liza?

Oh my god, he's turning on the tears!!!!

Using a woman’s sexual assault as an excuse to show how enlightened you are isn’t gonna play well Kav.

aww.... the crocodile tears now...

my children my children! Poor me! I'm a father of daughters so I'm innocent!

*cue the waterworks

He acts just like that old drunk John Boehner. He goes from anger to tears in the blink of an eye. His disposition is way too inflammatory for the SC. Keep digging that hole you self-righteous idiot.

Does he think that everyone wants to listen to his tantrum?

Crying. I called it!

Oh little Liza, all of 10 years old, prayed "for the woman." HOOLLLY SHIT.

Soon every Rep is crying there to show their support. This is so weird,

Alyssa feels his pain.l ol

Does he think he's being forceful?

I heard him sniffling.

This will end in tears.

He almost dropped an F-bomb.

LMAO

Trump's not going to like the crying.

!!!!

Tears for seeing his chance at Roe v. Wade dwindling.

He's also being VERY specific with his language. Like BIll Clinton was with the "I did not have sexual relations."

He's saying he is not guilty of "sexual assault". Not saying he has never done anything to Ford in private, anything that could be remotely construed as assault of any kind, etc.

You made my little girl pray for that lying whore, you bastards!

Don't bring race into this, R352.

I am passing along suggested activities to expedite the karma coming to this sleazeball and his traitorous supporters on the committee and in the Senate, to whatever American citizens still have backbone, voice and conscience can do the following before Tuesday

1. Find office numbers of two senators and one rep.

2. Call. Say no Kavanaugh, because elections, and protect Mueller.

3. Extra points: find creepy donors or FARA connections. Mention them.

4. All offices.

Extra credit for those with extra time, resources and righteous fury:

5. Find those senators' and rep's donors from OpenSecrets dot org and CALL them. But be calm and polite.

Pass this along to Americans wanting a constructive outlet for their feelings of anger and betrayal.

He's CRYING!!!!!!!!

Okay so I was just joking when I said I wanted to see him shitfaced drunk before the Senate, yet here we are.

This dude is acting like every abusive alcoholic I've ever known.

Oh, he’s going to make a looonnnggg speech till no one is listening anymore.

He's crying like a brat having a tantrum. This isn't sadness crying it's frustration b/c he's not getting what he wants easily crying.

He'll end up confirmed. Mark my words. lmao.

He is crying now. He seemed genuine when he talks about his family but a big old asshole when talking about other stuff.

I wonder if trump and mcconnell are crying. Miss Lindsey probably is...

" WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?! "

Fake crying. Trying to cry.

Did you see him repeatedly putting his tongue in his cheek?

He can help revealing his fakery.

He should smile more.

He is crying tears of guilt. This is not an innocent man, folks.

His 10=year-old daughter tells him they must pray for this woman.

[italic]Shove your prayers, Tiny! Just pray it doesn't happen to YOU.

[quote]my children my children! Poor me! I'm a father of daughters so I'm innocent!

Which is clearly meaningless since tons of sexual predators also do.

I wonder if his kids would have prayed for Pres Clinton, when Kavanaugh was sticking a knife in his back trying to get him impeached.

The GOP will fall for this. Men don’t cry. He must be telling the truth.

He has the blotchy complexion of a drunk.

I hate that fat pad looming over the bridge of his nose. And his jacked teeth.

Oh for god's sake just die!

Graham is so heartened Kavanaugh isn't politicizing this process.

Both Ford and Kavanaugh are from spoiled, entitled backgrounds.

Even G emotes better than him.

I want him to stand up, pull down his pants and shake his cock in front of the committee.

Liar's twitch

Brag, whine, swagger. How dare you?!

He actually sounds as unhinged as a person who drinks a lot. He even has drinker's complexion.

That fake crying was not Oscar worthy! Sorry dude, you are not convincing.

He had to bring Lilibet into this. Shame on him.

Why would the daughter say they needed to pray for the "woman?" Only reason I can think is daddy said the woman was being mean to him.

Oh, look, another Clinton Conspiracy! It's just amazing to me the amount of precious time and energy Republicans spend wasting about the Clintons.

Watch his face, his face twitches when he lies.

Ford's tears moved me. BK's, not so much.

so he's gone from anger to crying to boasting about his resume. wild mood swings

LOL R408

If the Republicans confirm this unqualified, dangerous asshole - the gloves are off. They will cease to exist as a party and Kavanaugh will simply cease to exist.

I can picture him on the bench, totally shitfaced and weeping uncontrollably at the news of Trump's impending of impeachment.

I AM THE GREATEST SCOTUS NOMINEE EVER!

Is anyone going to get a chance to question him??

I hope someone asks this saint about the four F's in his yearbook page.

Basically he is shouting what a nice clean honest guy he is. Shout more!

I'm glad Mama ishn't here to shee thish. I really am.

[bold]BASTARD PEOPLE![/bold]

Another strong possible movie title from him:

[italic][bold]From Buckingham Palace to the Vatican: The Brett Kavanaugh Story

Damn, did you see how wide his mouth opened when he said "EVER"? It was like a puppet.

The crying is doing him no favors. He is the antithesis of the personality type I would want on the SC.

BUT WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS!!!!!

Sounds like an angry bitter self-pitying man ranting…in a bar.

JFC, I can't believe his recitation of how he got to fly everywhere with Geo. Bush. Why the hell does that matter? I can't stop laughing.

But the Dem senators better ask him about Renate and that Christine girl (the ffffffffffffffffffffFourth).

Alyssa Milano looks great for her 40's.

Again I remind you: The same assholes who thought Ford was acting if she got even a tad emotional, are currently thinking it's perfectly fine for this entitled dickhead to act like THIS.

He getting specific. He getgets as long as he wants for his opening statement.

Liquid lunch... rambling...

"our country was built on due process."

Due process if only if you're on trial, you moron. It means "the United States cannot take away property or freedoms without respecting the legal rights of the individual." You're not on trial here, you're being interviewed for a job.

You should know this as a Judge, which means you should NOT be sitting on Supreme Court if you skipped due process day in your 1L Con law course.

Someone coached him to YELL like this.

I hope Kamala Harris asks him what song was playing on the stereo when he turned it up to cover her screams.

[quote]so he's gone from anger to crying to boasting about his resume. wild mood swings

kind of like an alcoholic

I'm sorry that was for r319.

If he said all of this calmly, he'd have quite a case.

The tears and anger aren't going to play well.

I CANNOT WAIT for Kamala Harris to gut this jerk like a fish.

He is just like Trump...he will continue to lie until he convinces himself. What a creep and yes I do believer he participated in gang rape.

I was seventeen years old, and [bold] NEVER EVEN HAD A HARD ON !

If this were a good piece of prime-time television, Alyssa Milano would stand up right now and yell "He raped me!" The lady to the left of his wife would stand up and say "ME TOO!" and the black chick all the way in the back would stand up and say "Mutha Fucka got me too!"

How can you claim that someone who doesn't know you also claims you weren't there.

[quote] He only has to show that he has led a reformed life

That strategy might have worked for him if only he'd been willing to admit he had done anything to reform from.

All of you are out of touch with conservatives.

He is acting like an angry lunatic, blaming dems, etc because THAT IS WHAT CONSERVATIVE VOTERS WANT!

He is "speaking his mind" ie saying what conservative voters are thinking. It got us Trump and it'll very likely get us Kav. They'll calling in droves threatening their reps if they don't vote him in.

If a woman nominee started crying Republicans would say she doesn't have the temperament to be on the court.

Go home, little whiny boy

Rockville......(page turn)..... Maryland.

Now the wife looks bored...

All this testosterone is turning me on! Pheromones! We must confirm him NOW

He said no one saw his speech except for an ex clerk. He's going to regret that move big time.

[quote]He sounds more confident than Ford.

Yes, how unusual for the predator to be more confident the the prey. So very unusual.

Tell the truth. You are from a family of hoarders.

than*

I need a tissue.... NOT

He put his tongue in his cheek again to fake cry!

I am not a Belligerent drunk, I am Belligerent sober too. Nicely Played, PSYCHO.

Crying again. Oh dear. This is reality trash tv.

R452, I think he's going through the change. Too emotional for me.

He drinks water wishing it was booze.

R448, we know. This whole hearing is theater to give the GOP cover to do what they want.

He’s flat-out attacking her. Again.

Tears of a rapist who always thought he'd get away with it.

Are we going to hear his life story?? Going back to 9th grade?

His statement, in describing and questioning the Dr. Ford allegations, bares similarity to the Republican questioner.

God his wife is annoying the fuck out of me

He touched my no-no ... AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT!

He should have practiced the transitions from fury to sorrow more elegantly. He's breaking down about keeping fucking calendars.

He's drinking booze pretending it's water.

Most minds won't be changed after today. Reading social media, most conservatives were attacking Dr. Ford on minutia like dates and the fact that she doesn't like flying but does so for vacations. I give Judge Napolitano of Fox "News" for saying she is credible though and Chris Wallace too. Most are attacking her though, like that bitch Katie Pavilich.

He keeps calendars....My dad....oh No!! CRYING again! Christmas...old milestones, old wedding. (sniff sniff)....MY OWN calendars...... OMG...get the nurse!!!

It’s awful that his family is put through this.

I can't wait for him to address the yearbook. Or did I miss it????

He is coming off completely insane lol

He needs a drink to take off the edge.

My Daddy kept calendars too. He was an American hero!

Someone make a new thread.

They can't possibly confirm him after this meltdown.

"All I did was stop her from screaming, for God's sake! Maybe breathing, too, but MOSTLY screaming!

I HAD to get on top of her to do that! Maybe I looked funny to Judge, and he laughed! I don't know, because I WASN'T THERE!

There was BEER there! And BAD GIRLS! I was a VIRGIN! I still AM! My children are ADOPTED!

Please, I need a tissue! And coke... a Cola!

He's going on about calenders, his father's calenders....his calenders....and crying about it too. LMAO

Republicans accuse women of being too emotional and always yelling.

And then they give us this shithead.

What is Susan Sarandon thinking now? Trump is still better than Hillary?

Again, he’s getting confirmed. Let’s just face it now. He should be shot.

I don't know whether to laugh or to be traumatized.

Given how angry he is I really CANNOT wait for the Democrats to question him with questions he's not going to like. Will he answer them angrily?

I'VE GOT A CALENDAR! *sniff*

I will not take NO for an answer. I will no go away.

-the inner mantra of a serial sexual assaulter.

My Dad had Playboy calendars.

Attacking the victim... Drumpf is so proud right now.

This is insane, scream crying going on and on and on about calendars. Insane.

"Becky's House" = orgy dome

Yes... this is not a man of reason.. unhinged. This man deciding our country's fate for the next 40+ years?

I don't see Collins voting Yes as is, not sure about anyone else r480. Maybe she can convince Murkowski.

We're going to enjoy this, r487.

Agreed ..... He will never sit on that bench !

He sounds like a man who knows the gig is up

BUT HIS CALENDARS

No time for parties, I had BRUTAL football training camp! It was MY Vietnam.

the repubs are going to say he's "a passionate good man who's emotional when defending himself against spurious accusations but of course the heartless left couldn't care about that"

He's willing to utterly abase himself for this job. He's yelling, fake-crying . . . it's so repulsive. He has no dignity.

Chris Hayes:

This is a case study in who gets to be angry and who doesn't.

I wonder if Flake with grow a set and vote no.

His calendar is now an evidence? He studied law?

Well, there are things that are erased and marked out on his calendar, so who's to say when that happened. Last week?

[quote] God his wife is annoying the fuck out of me

I feel the same way.

A high schooler was preparing for high school training camp the night before--yeah I believe that.

Blink and blub, drink, sniff, shout, turn page, blink, snort, scream...

Daddies Keeping Calendars: the new meme

HAHAHAHA OMFG

"Going to church on sundays is like brushing my teetH'

shut the fuck up

Now he's talking about brushing his teeth.... wow.

He is NOT SC material. He acts more like a millennial who can't handle any type of adversity whatsoever.

Trumpy might claim the tears show what a truly sensitive guy BK is. Or he might just think he's a total pussy.

I am not a serial sexual assaulter bc I have personal calenders. What the fuck is this shit?!?!

Snide.

"Going to church is like brushing my teeth."

Jesus doesn't think so, jerk.

I LOVE JESUS!!!!! When I brush my teeth it's like having Jesus in my mouth!

He's obviously out of his mind.

It's so funny...he's going to loose this not because of the allegations, but because of his insane performance.

My God... Trump yesterday... now this...

[quote]This man deciding our country's fate for the next 40+ years?

Yeah, I used to think this before I knew of his love of drink - that liver ain't lasting 40 years.

Holy shit... part 2 of the testimony is far better than part 1

My daddy had the best calendars *cries*

all that sniffing

I want to see the senate’s face during this.

LAWN CUTTINGS!! And working out with other guys at Tobin's house. Is this code for something????

Working out with the guys! *sniff*

LOL R500

"Going to CHURCH was like BRUSHING my TEETH!"

"I was WORKING OUT WITH OTHER GUYS!"

WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER!

Let's test the ink on his calendars to see if it was available in 1982.

What on earth is his point here? "I couldn't have tried to rape her because I would have written it on my calendar"?

When I was 17, I went out every night I could.

I'm in my mid 40s and will still go out on a Weds or Thurs.

His lawyer should have reviewed this schtick. He's clearly a judge, not a trial lawyer.

Whatever the truth of the matter - and I believe her - surely this display has rendered him too compromised to join the court. He’s not up to the job.

His childhood is pathetically irrelevant. This overwrought sentimentality is disgusting.

Does Bretty not know a loud volume combined with tears do not a masculine image make?

Oh, to have Avenatti question him!

OK I'm laughing at this point. Time for a Bellini. Drink every time he says 'calendar'.

He's as crazy as trump...

🙋 Bailiff, More "Water" Please !

Does he this this is helping him?

His "calendar" sounds like a Devin Nunes crayon-memo posted on a refrigerator.

Why the fuck is he STILL crying?

Is vodka in the glass he keeps swigging from?

This is Trump level weirdness. I can’t imagine what Dems are thinking now

He was just a church-going, beer-drinking jock, guys! NO RAPE!

[quote] He is NOT SC material. He acts more like a millennial who can't handle any type of adversity whatsoever.

You forgot to work trannys in, troll.

He kept mentioning his kids as though he didn't get drunk and angry and abuse them.

Tobin.

How long has he been going on about his calendar?

I'm watching the CNN stream on YouTube. They're a second delayed compared to the networks, but you can see senators and can see their reactions. Most are stonefaced.

I don't believe this calendar bullshit.

This opening statement is so tongue-in-cheek!

Milano is smirking.

I really hope this is his last public statement ever and he evaporates, because it is really, really embarrassing to watch. He's such an asshole that he doesn't realize that he's showing it to the world.

I am thinking Trump isn't going to like all this sniveling and crying.

My calendars (sniff sniff)....Catholic Jesuit School.....friends who are women....I'm an ONLY CHILD.....(CRYING!!!!).......

I bet he takes smelly shits.

And how do we know he didn't write shit in those diaries last week? I'm honestly asking because I can't keep up with all coverage and might have missed it.

Because his parents corroborated?

Crying about the girls.

He’s a fucking loon.

He's going to need a bathroom break real soon.

Honestly, if he gets in... after this disaster. Really, how can he even be in the running.

I'm sorry... who was, "Mrraahhh?"

What a fucking life of privilege. Does he think anybody is going to identify with this?

He sticks his tongue in his cheek like a Carol Burnett character.

Maybe he drank gin or vodka, not beer, that night.

"I LIKED BEER. I STILL LIKE BEER."

only a suicide could make up for this drunken, shitty, performance!

Where's Renate, Brett?

I have an inkling that the former clerk he gave this to didn't read it carefully.

Am I watching a livestream of the SNL take on this? Will he name all of the women he knows?

I like beer, I'm no queer!

He liked beer! He still does! Open the door to SC!

That tongue's gonna wear out his inner cheek.

The calendar is going to be the inspiration for many, many jokes.

[quote]What on earth is his point here? "I couldn't have tried to rape her because I would have written it on my calendar"?

Well,exactly! My conscience and my daytimer are clear!

Here it comes, I had all these girlfriends, friends not girlfriends because I was the gay.

Looks to his wife. I am a homosexual man.

Maybe you did not document your sexual assaults on your precious calendars because planning and committing a crime, is, in fact, a CRIME

I like beer

I still like beer

WTF

Ha! I thought republicans are supposed to be "real men" , Kavanugh is leaking tears & snot like a baby with a shitty diaper!

Republicans, just remember, y'all did this to yourselves.

Is that Maura Tierney playing his wife?

No not all of us raped women!

I still like beer!

There's nothing wrong with beer... it's him, a rambling lunatic..

NEW THREAD SOON, PLEASE!

Maura Tierney to play the wife...

So he know's what he was doing the night before on a date that no one else knows the date of?

I'M A SHAUSHY BOOSZHEHOUND

Can you just imagine for a moment if Hillary broke down crying when she testified about Benghazi?

Is the Kavanaugh laundress still alive to confirm young Brett's wet dreams?

A man who cries endless tears of self-pity-so manly.

He's drunk... Not that I'm terribly surprised.

A Real Housewife could've pulled this off better.

BEER! *SNIFF*

I bet even Trump is disgusted by this.

Yikes.

So much for sober, judicious temperament.

Nurse!!! We need a HUG!!!

I think he needs to go to rehab after this session.

Guys, don't you get it?! He's physically DOG-WHISTLING to his buddies! He's being tongue-in-cheek!

Wow with the water drinking and not blinking while he drinks , and the fake tears, lol he is a nutjob

The last place this hysterical man needs to be is the Supreme Court. Overly emotional little fuck.

This has got to hurt him. No way...

WTF is this guying crying about?

new thread

OMG is he going to turn into a puddle of tears.

He's building towards a full Budd Dwyer!!!!

He should return to his basement and stay there at least 30 years.

Reference? They had a photo of the group!

Water...I see water...

I'm surprised Ford's attorneys are able to keep straight faces in the background. They must be elated.

Renate was one of us!!!

James Woods gave him pointers on how to cry on cue.

The yearbook. Whatever. The tongue is trying to escape!!

I see a beer endorsement in Brett's future.

Kavanaugh is going to be a passionate beer supporter on the court! Isn't that nice

He is an esteemed lawyer?!

He does not like Yearbooks, but still loves his Precious Calendars.

Not one real tear. And what's with the tongue in the jaw?

New thread and link please

For God'sh shake shomeone get that coke booger out of his noshe thish shecond!

UNFIT

You see the "water" and the waterworks

NO FUCKING WAY on Renate. She's come out saying she knows what that meant. She is horrified and knows they were mocking her.

No pics please!

Sounds like a bitter, maudlin old drunk ranting and sniveling in a bar about the injustices life has dealt him.

I was a VIRGIN !

[quote]Don't bring race into this, [R352].

Sweetheart, you play the denial game all you like. Keep lying to yourself that entitled white males aren't the reason sexual predators get away with what they do. It's the reason Obama could never get anywhere near the WH if he had Trump's track record.

So does he have a calendar that notes when he finally did have sexual intercourse?

I WAS A VIRGIN, DAMMIT!!!

Trump is hating this. What a pussy, he must think. Jeez

Kamala's first question should be:

"So what kinds of assault DID you commit? And please don't cry."

He will piss his pants soon

High school! Oh no!

No one thinks you actually fucked Renate, dude, but you surely meant to imply that you did.

Why it had nothing to with sex Renate!

Yeah right dude...

She was one of us! We held her in affection!

[italic]“You need a date / and it's getting late / so don't hesitate / to call Renate.”

New thread anyone?

Think about that! Yes, we think!

What's with putting his fat tongue in his fat cheek?

AH'M CHER BITCH

This might have to extended to tomorrow... with his endless crying jag speech... Holy shit. When do they get to questions??

It's so sweet r633!

his tongue in his cheek keeps him from crying outright

DAMN!!!!

This is the very first post that I could post. I was working too. Where do we go from here???

He’s a crazy crazy man

Pour one out for ALL MY FRIENDS

Does he think repeatedly bring up Dubya is impressing anyone?

He is not well. And definitely not SC material. The look on Ford's lawyers faces, priceless.

Part 3

I'm still on the hunt for a tear. One single tear.

When he started bawling like a baby, Trump issued a statement:

Mr. Kavanagh? Yes, I believe I know who he is, I've just saw something about him on television. Or maybe I read something about him on Twitter. But I don't know the man, I've never had any interaction with this Brett person, I don't believe I've ever even met him. Therefore I cannot pledge my support to him. But I'm sure he's a fine person, and I wish him good luck in securing the nomination."

How can the repubs and fox news spin this?