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Alice the Goon is selling a vial of her tears for 12K

Tears of a clown: Noah Cyrus.

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by Anonymousreply 32September 27, 2018 3:52 PM

I couldn't resist.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 22, 2018 1:18 AM

a GURL called Noah?

this takes the biscuit.

by Anonymousreply 2September 22, 2018 2:13 AM

LOL, great thread title, OP!

What's up with Alice the Goon's hairy arms and legs, is it a tranny?

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2018 7:37 AM
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by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2018 7:43 AM

I have to give it to the girl. She's done well for a mongoloid.

by Anonymousreply 5September 23, 2018 9:26 AM

I really thought that relationship was going to last

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by Anonymousreply 6September 23, 2018 9:56 AM

holy cow that cyrus thing is fug

by Anonymousreply 7September 23, 2018 9:57 AM

Fucking hell, a Treacher Collins sufferer and a Downs covered in shit tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 8September 23, 2018 10:12 AM

David Duchovny.

by Anonymousreply 9September 23, 2018 10:19 AM

She s tragic looking. I guess any type of press, is considered good press.

by Anonymousreply 10September 23, 2018 10:57 AM

All that plastic surgery and she looks like a tranny. An UGLY tranny.

by Anonymousreply 11September 23, 2018 11:10 AM

She was so cute when she was younger, right up there with young Brooke Shields and Liz Taylor in the looks department.

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by Anonymousreply 12September 23, 2018 11:24 AM

Inbred Appalachian genes are strong in this one.

by Anonymousreply 13September 23, 2018 11:59 AM

Also, she's a *popstar*???

Where? Tajikistan?

by Anonymousreply 14September 23, 2018 12:00 PM

How very dare you!

by Anonymousreply 15September 23, 2018 12:05 PM

The Cyrus children give the Giudice girls a run for their money in the troll department.

by Anonymousreply 16September 23, 2018 12:35 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2018 12:39 PM

What is that . . . [italic]thing[/italic]?????

by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2018 12:52 PM

Must suck to be in the shadow of Miley as well as to be ugly as hell.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2018 1:16 PM

It could be worse. She could have sung Wrecking Ball and made the video.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 24, 2018 3:55 AM

she look like retard

by Anonymousreply 21September 24, 2018 8:44 AM

Have they sold?

by Anonymousreply 22September 25, 2018 2:04 AM

A very important update regarding the ex! #prayersforlixan

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by Anonymousreply 23September 26, 2018 9:08 PM

What a terrible,sad,hot, greazy mess.

by Anonymousreply 24September 26, 2018 9:35 PM

He dodged a bullet this time. It was only Cheetos.

by Anonymousreply 25September 27, 2018 12:50 AM

R12, Cyrus looks like a member of the Addams family, and, R25, if you believe that, Philip Seymour Hoffman died from too many Pop Tarts.

by Anonymousreply 26September 27, 2018 12:55 AM

Oh. I thought there was a gastroenterologist involved so I believed it.

by Anonymousreply 27September 27, 2018 12:59 AM

His name must be related to xanax.

by Anonymousreply 28September 27, 2018 1:00 AM

I will pay a million bitcoins* to anyone who finds a photo of him with his piehole closed...

by Anonymousreply 29September 27, 2018 1:27 AM
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by Anonymousreply 30September 27, 2018 1:29 AM

omg she fug as fuk

w/o a famous relative she would be doing housecleaning at motel 6

by Anonymousreply 31September 27, 2018 12:15 PM

[Quote] She s tragic looking. I guess any type of press, is considered good press.

It could be worse.

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by Anonymousreply 32September 27, 2018 3:52 PM
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